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Notorious T.R.E. said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Jayrod said:
Well, this just got stupid.
Go do us a favor and buy a gun and one bullet.
:lmao:
My link
:unsure:

I'm starting to hope that there is some kind of joke I'm just not getting.

Either that, or people really want me to off myself.
It was absurdly over-the-top and way too mean.

It's good advice if you use that bullet to hunt down Frosty.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Jayrod said:
Well, this just got stupid.
Go do us a favor and buy a gun and one bullet.
:lmao:
My link
:unsure:

I'm starting to hope that there is some kind of joke I'm just not getting.

Either that, or people really want me to off myself.
i still loves ya brohan yep thats right swc givin out the love feeling the flow take that to the bank bromigos

 
We keep talking about how OKC needs to keep Durant and be ready for that, and I just wonder if we are overlooking the possibility that Durant never comes back well from his foot problems and becomes Derrick Rose story 2.0?
I'm not overlooking it. He has thin lower extremities and he's played a lot of games. I'm not high on him, I would take Westbrook over him.

 


Mitch Lawrence: Denver Nuggets considering waiving Ty Lawson after latest DUI arrest, per #NBA sources. Lawson has two years, $25.6 mil left on contract.
Whoa.
Interesting.

My first though was they could go stretch provision like the Pistons did with Josh Smith, but really they're probably better off just eating the contract over the next 2 years when they'll be in rebuild mode.
Yeah that makes sense, esp given that most teams are going to have more space than they know what to do with the next couple years with old contract sizes vs. new deal cap space.

That seems to be GS' decision with Lee/G. Wallace, just take the hit and preserve future cap space (even though it'd be a small amount in future years) and not give up any picks. During the playoffs their take at the gate alone was $10mm, what's a little tax?

 
oh man he could be a bango for free count me in hell miller could deliver to his door he would not even need to drive around take that to the bank

 
2 things I got from that story are that Deandre Jordan is pretty much still a child, and I want to be friends with Chandler Parsons.

and I thought it was kinda dumb to take him out on the town so much here in LA..."hey, let's go to all of these awesome places that you're totally gonna miss!"
A couple people have made this observation this offseason as NY/LA teams have mostly failed to sign free agents: these guys don't have to play for those teams to live in or enjoy those cities any more. Any high profile free agent can charter private flights and limo rides anywhere they want. They can keep a house in their hometown, a condo in NY or LA and rent a penthouse in the city where they play near the practice facility/arena. How many days a year is a player for the Lakers/Clippers/Knicks/Nets in LA or NY during the season without a game to play or a flight to catch and able to really enjoy the city? Maybe a month's worth? Less? Point is, they're not really choosing a hometown the way the rest of us do when we take a job.
your response was reasonably well thought out and delivered. pretty much the exact opposite of Deandre Jordan.

 
SWC said:
GOB said:
SWC said:
the heat will probably do all right but i am still going to make fun of them a lot and you can not stop me brohans
Do you ever break character IRL?Like when you are dropping a load do you ever scream out "Take that to the bank bromina or bromigo" (no judgement here)

TIA will answer yours
i is what i is and i dance with the girl who brung me so you bet your sweet hinder that i am yelling at what comes out of mine take that to the bank
Does your employer have direct deposit or do your take your paychecks to the bank?

 


Mitch Lawrence: Denver Nuggets considering waiving Ty Lawson after latest DUI arrest, per #NBA sources. Lawson has two years, $25.6 mil left on contract.

Whoa.
I don't think they'll do that but the threat doesn't surprise me. Issues or not, has there ever been an NBA player as good as Lawson that was flat out waived?
Depends on how you want to define the Sprewell fiasco, Spree was coming off an All-Star season when he choked PJ Carlisemo during a practice. Not perfectly analogous since GSW tried to terminate his contract and avoid paying him.
 


Mitch Lawrence: Denver Nuggets considering waiving Ty Lawson after latest DUI arrest, per #NBA sources. Lawson has two years, $25.6 mil left on contract.

Whoa.
I don't think they'll do that but the threat doesn't surprise me. Issues or not, has there ever been an NBA player as good as Lawson that was flat out waived?
Depends on how you want to define the Sprewell fiasco, Spree was coming off an All-Star season when he choked PJ Carlisemo during a practice. Not perfectly analogous since GSW tried to terminate his contract and avoid paying him.
That's a good one though. Sprewell wasn't a better player necessarily but he was definitely more highly regarded.

 


Mitch Lawrence: Denver Nuggets considering waiving Ty Lawson after latest DUI arrest, per #NBA sources. Lawson has two years, $25.6 mil left on contract.

Whoa.
I don't think they'll do that but the threat doesn't surprise me. Issues or not, has there ever been an NBA player as good as Lawson that was flat out waived?
Depends on how you want to define the Sprewell fiasco, Spree was coming off an All-Star season when he choked PJ Carlisemo during a practice. Not perfectly analogous since GSW tried to terminate his contract and avoid paying him.
That's a good one though. Sprewell wasn't a better player necessarily but he was definitely more highly regarded.
Sprewell played in 4 more all star games and was a scoring machine. Had great assists per game for a dominant scorer also. At least until he felt disrespected about contract offers at the end. I suppose Lawson could catch fire and be a fixture going forward in all star games.

 
yeah kev spree was a fruitcake but he was one hell of a player brohan better than lawson for sure take that to the bank where i take my paychecks by hand

 


Mitch Lawrence: Denver Nuggets considering waiving Ty Lawson after latest DUI arrest, per #NBA sources. Lawson has two years, $25.6 mil left on contract.

Whoa.
I don't think they'll do that but the threat doesn't surprise me. Issues or not, has there ever been an NBA player as good as Lawson that was flat out waived?
Depends on how you want to define the Sprewell fiasco, Spree was coming off an All-Star season when he choked PJ Carlisemo during a practice. Not perfectly analogous since GSW tried to terminate his contract and avoid paying him.
That's a good one though. Sprewell wasn't a better player necessarily but he was definitely more highly regarded.
Sprewell played in 4 more all star games and was a scoring machine. Had great assists per game for a dominant scorer also. At least until he felt disrespected about contract offers at the end. I suppose Lawson could catch fire and be a fixture going forward in all star games.
Sprewell was great in the same way Monta Ellis is great. Awesome counting stats, very average advanced stats.
 


Mitch Lawrence: Denver Nuggets considering waiving Ty Lawson after latest DUI arrest, per #NBA sources. Lawson has two years, $25.6 mil left on contract.

Whoa.
I don't think they'll do that but the threat doesn't surprise me. Issues or not, has there ever been an NBA player as good as Lawson that was flat out waived?
Depends on how you want to define the Sprewell fiasco, Spree was coming off an All-Star season when he choked PJ Carlisemo during a practice. Not perfectly analogous since GSW tried to terminate his contract and avoid paying him.
That's a good one though. Sprewell wasn't a better player necessarily but he was definitely more highly regarded.
Sprewell played in 4 more all star games and was a scoring machine. Had great assists per game for a dominant scorer also. At least until he felt disrespected about contract offers at the end. I suppose Lawson could catch fire and be a fixture going forward in all star games.
Sprewell was great in the same way Monta Ellis is great. Awesome counting stats, very average advanced stats.
He was much better then Ellis.

 
Here is the comparison through their first 6 years (Lawson has only played 6 seasons). http://bkref.com/tiny/VQEop

That was the best period of Sprewell's career.
He was also great in NBA Live '95. No idea on Ellis, never really watched him play. I was just saying Sprewell was a great player, not an average one. I don't know about whether he was a stat, uh, counting guy or not, but he played good D and scored a lot, even on those odd Knicks teams with Houston and freakin' Charlie Ward at point (had a neighbor in college from New York, so watched Knicks games a lot). And he was great on the Wolves, would have liked to see him stay a few more years.

 
Have you guys watched basketball?

Spree > Monta.

Monta is a better offensive player, but Spree is a way waaaaay better defender.

 
OKC matching for Kanter.
I think this is good. I think.
He's pretty bad on D but there's no other real plan B at this point, and the further they go next year, the better a chance you figure they have to keep Durant.
I think they will continue to erode depth and ultimately the team won't really be that desirable. They will definitely cheap out at some point, which will be glorious.

 
For the record, I hate the Kanter match. 18M per year is waaaaaaaay too much even when the cap increases, and McGary is a better player IMO.
Not looking to be on the same time as Tommy with personnel moves here, but agreed that seems crazy high. I know salary cap spike, etc. but he isn't really a cornerstone guy, is he?

 
Denver plays much faster pace then Knicks did with Ewing at center. Spree probably could have averaged 25 pts on those Denver teams

 
For the record, I hate the Kanter match. 18M per year is waaaaaaaay too much even when the cap increases, and McGary is a better player IMO.
Not looking to be on the same time as Tommy with personnel moves here, but agreed that seems crazy high. I know salary cap spike, etc. but he isn't really a cornerstone guy, is he?
He's a young guy who can score and rebound.

Is he a cornerstone guy?

He's only 23 years old.

Time will tell.

If one wants to criticize the Thunder for this contract, he needs to go back to last year and criticize the Thunder for trading for him in the first place.

 


Mitch Lawrence: Denver Nuggets considering waiving Ty Lawson after latest DUI arrest, per #NBA sources. Lawson has two years, $25.6 mil left on contract.

Whoa.
I don't think they'll do that but the threat doesn't surprise me. Issues or not, has there ever been an NBA player as good as Lawson that was flat out waived?
Depends on how you want to define the Sprewell fiasco, Spree was coming off an All-Star season when he choked PJ Carlisemo during a practice. Not perfectly analogous since GSW tried to terminate his contract and avoid paying him.
That's a good one though. Sprewell wasn't a better player necessarily but he was definitely more highly regarded.
Sprewell played in 4 more all star games and was a scoring machine. Had great assists per game for a dominant scorer also. At least until he felt disrespected about contract offers at the end. I suppose Lawson could catch fire and be a fixture going forward in all star games.
Sprewell was great in the same way Monta Ellis is great. Awesome counting stats, very average advanced stats.
He was much better then Ellis.
You'd have had to never seen ome of the two to make that comparison.

 
John Wall. :lmao:
oof. Doesn't get too much dumber than that.
Did he do something other than make the observation that a significantly worse player is making the same amount of money as him do to recent salary inflation?
Like lead his team to postseason success, for example? No, he didn't.

He also didn't note how eerily similar his yearly contractual earnings have been to Lebron's since signing that deal.

It's the NBA: everyone from the pretty good to the great make the same on the floor. You want to spit on your underlings? Achieve something, then make ten times more than they do as residuals off the accolades. :shrug:

 
Anyone catch Bron on The Tonight Show last night? Dude so insecure bout his hairline he come on wearing a fedora. Who the hell wears a hat onto a late night talk show?

 
Fun fact stolen from Reddit: The Mavericks have 3 point guards that were born on June 26, 1984 (Deron Williams, JJ Barea, and Raymond Felton). Someone better at math than I am claimed there's a 0.00182% chance of that happening on a 15 player roster.

 
On the MSG Network the Knick announcers said the Lakers fans were booing D'Angelo Russell during their game.

:confused:
Some Laker fans are impatient. Case in point, a buddy of mine texted me the other day "I'm calling it now - Russell is a bust who got overrated during the draft process and we were idiots to pass on Okafor".

We're 3 games into summer league. It's mid-July, and Ruseell is 19.

 
John Wall. :lmao:
oof. Doesn't get too much dumber than that.
Did he do something other than make the observation that a significantly worse player is making the same amount of money as him do to recent salary inflation?
Like lead his team to postseason success, for example? No, he didn't.

He also didn't note how eerily similar his yearly contractual earnings have been to Lebron's since signing that deal.

It's the NBA: everyone from the pretty good to the great make the same on the floor. You want to spit on your underlings? Achieve something, then make ten times more than they do as residuals off the accolades. :shrug:
He's far and away the best player on one of only two teams to win a playoff series each of the last two seasons. That's not postseason success? Sounds like postseason success to me. Are you saying the only thing that counts as postseason success is winning a title? If so, that sounds a lot like the moronic RINGGGZZZZ!!!! argument spouted by the Baylesses of the world and echoed by the league's dumbest and most annoying fans and mocked by everyone else. Is that your position?

He started the all-star game. That's not an achievement? If it's not something you have to achieve, then why doesn't Reggie Jackson just walk onto the floor for the opening tip of the game?

The funny thing is he didn't even say he's underpaid (although he obviously is, as are all the league's stars). He didn't say he resents Jackson or "spit on him"- in fact he said the opposite, saying he was happy for him and others like him. He merely made a valid observation about the rapidly changing financial landscape. Sure, the basis of his position that things are a little off is that he's better at basketball than Jackson, but I assume every human being on earth- even Jackson- would agree with that assessment.

Meanwhile, Adam Silver actually did say something absurd and laughable yesterday, and nobody bats an eye.

 

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