timschochet's thread - Ranking hemorrhoids (2 Viewers)

[TobiasFunke]

Hey look, the Clippers are losing their composure again.

They're just so mentally weak. I don't think Rivers is a good coach in general, but he's a particularly bad fit for this bunch who really need someone who could lead by example in terms of keeping their #### together when things aren't going your way.

They should get Griffin some stickum.

If only Doc Rivers had some sort of history or connection with a savvy veteran who's not afraid of the big moment in the playoffs. Maybe a player he'd coached recently. Perhaps even someone with roots in Los Angeles. Too bad there wasn't anyone out there like that, or I'm sure expert GM Doc Rivers would have found him.

 

[SWC]

Hey look, the Clippers are losing their composure again.

They're just so mentally weak. I don't think Rivers is a good coach in general, but he's a particularly bad fit for this bunch who really need someone who could lead by example in terms of keeping their #### together when things aren't going your way.

They should get Griffin some stickum.

If only Doc Rivers had some sort of history or connection with a savvy veteran who's not afraid of the big moment in the playoffs. Maybe a player he'd coached recently. Perhaps even someone with roots in Los Angeles. Too bad there wasn't anyone out there like that, or I'm sure expert GM Doc Rivers would have found him.

brohan i hope that they do not sign kobe bryant take that to teh bank

 

[Village Idiot]

Sucks about Love, it was looking like Cleveland was a shoe in for the Finals with the way the Bulls and Hawks looked. They may still make it, but sucks that they lost him for the entire playoffs. I was sort of rooting for them to bring something other than misery to Cleveland. I had to travel a bunch there for work since the Fall and got to see them play at the Q.

It's ok man. The previous 4 years of Cavs was misery.This year has been great compared to them and it isn't over even if it may be over, yet.

Take that to the Broewery and hoist some cold ones.

 

[Jack White]

Good piece on the evolution of Jimmy Butler.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Sucks about Love, it was looking like Cleveland was a shoe in for the Finals with the way the Bulls and Hawks looked. They may still make it, but sucks that they lost him for the entire playoffs. I was sort of rooting for them to bring something other than misery to Cleveland. I had to travel a bunch there for work since the Fall and got to see them play at the Q.

It's ok man. The previous 4 years of Cavs was misery.This year has been great compared to them and it isn't over even if it may be over, yet.

Take that to the Broewery and hoist some cold ones.

They're still the favorites in the East by a mile. The Bulls have never looked good- I only remember one game where I watched them and thought they looked like contenders (a win over the Cavs sometime around the ASB). The Hawks have their own injury issues and are fading, although still a threat. There's also a decent chance they don't reach the ECF. The Wizards are the Wizards-a team that's still just 50-36 on the year even if you include the postseason sweep. They can defend and their recent strategic shift on offense is encouraging but I'm not sure it will continue against a competent defense.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm enjoying the Clippers losses more than I thought I would. Almost removes the sting of the Gentleman's Sweep Portland is about to experience.

 

[Jack White]

Sucks about Love, it was looking like Cleveland was a shoe in for the Finals with the way the Bulls and Hawks looked. They may still make it, but sucks that they lost him for the entire playoffs. I was sort of rooting for them to bring something other than misery to Cleveland. I had to travel a bunch there for work since the Fall and got to see them play at the Q.

It's ok man. The previous 4 years of Cavs was misery.This year has been great compared to them and it isn't over even if it may be over, yet.

Take that to the Broewery and hoist some cold ones.

They're still the favorites in the East by a mile.

I couldn't agree more. LeBron plus Kyrie is still better than the rest of the East.

Rose's days as an elite player are behind him. Noah, Gibson and Taj are diminished by injuries.

Atlanta over-achieved in the regular season and is playing .500 against the #8 seed.

Washington is playing well right now, but Toronto scares no one.

I don't think it matters who comes out of the East, anyway, because I think Golden State is poised for a 16-2 or 16-3 postseason.

 

[Kev4029]

So Javaris Crittenton is going to the pokey for a long, long time.

He admitted to joining a gang AFTER joining the Lakers. What a cool guy.

 

[scoobus]

The only sideline interviews I enjoy watching are Pop's.

 

[CurlyNight]

Do people really still get upset when Pop doesn't give interviews? I thought we were over this when it started years ago.

Is anyone gonna say, "That Popovich was a hell of a coach, but man he would have been better if he only talked nicer to the media"?

I don't get upset about it. I just like to make fun of it. It's sports.

It's funny as hell! Why bother, especially during the game, and when they are losing. lol

 

[Capella]

The only sideline interviews I enjoy watching are Pop's.

Truth

 

[Gr00vus]

I'm hoping that when Popovich finally decides to retire, he goes out in a blaze of profanity laced sideline interview glory, convincing the networks to scrap the whole idiotic notion of the in game interview.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

I'm hoping that when Popovich finally decides to retire, he goes out in a blaze of profanity laced sideline interview glory, convincing the networks to scrap the whole idiotic notion of the in game interview.

Or that he takes a part time gig as a sideline interviewer.

 

[Gr00vus]

I'm hoping that when Popovich finally decides to retire, he goes out in a blaze of profanity laced sideline interview glory, convincing the networks to scrap the whole idiotic notion of the in game interview.

Or that he takes a part time gig as a sideline interviewer.

Marv Alpert: Greg Popovich is with Derek Fisher right now, Greg what have you got for us?

Greg Popovich:

Marv Alpert: Great stuff Greg!!!

 

[SWC]

I'm hoping that when Popovich finally decides to retire, he goes out in a blaze of profanity laced sideline interview glory, convincing the networks to scrap the whole idiotic notion of the in game interview.

that would rule brohan just drop trou and hang brain onnational tv while foaming a blue streaker at the mouth holy cow bromigo that would be the end of that take that to the bank

 

[Slapdash]

The only sideline interviews I enjoy watching are Pop's.

Yep. He is just treating the reporters like everyone should.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm enjoying the Clippers losses more than I thought I would. Almost removes the sting of the Gentleman's Sweep Portland is about to experience.

A Clippers loss is like watching the aerial view of a missile hitting an ISIS convoy.

 

[Yo Mama]

Ouch, Mavericks aren't paying Rondo his playoff share.

 

[Jack White]

I'm hoping that when Popovich finally decides to retire, he goes out in a blaze of profanity laced sideline interview glory, convincing the networks to scrap the whole idiotic notion of the in game interview.

Or that he takes a part time gig as a sideline interviewer.

Marv Alpert: Greg Popovich is with Derek Fisher right now, Greg what have you got for us?

Greg Popovich:

Marv Alpert: Great stuff Greg!!!

Is Marv related to Herb Alpert?

 

[Jack White]

The only sideline interviews I enjoy watching are Pop's.

Yep. He is just treating the reporters like everyone should.

No one is more critical than I about the worthless nature of sideline reporting in general.

But the reporters themselves are just doing a job that the networks and the leagues mandate. Those individuals should not be abused.

 

[Gr00vus]

I'm hoping that when Popovich finally decides to retire, he goes out in a blaze of profanity laced sideline interview glory, convincing the networks to scrap the whole idiotic notion of the in game interview.

Or that he takes a part time gig as a sideline interviewer.

Marv Alpert: Greg Popovich is with Derek Fisher right now, Greg what have you got for us?

Greg Popovich:

Marv Alpert: Great stuff Greg!!!

Is Marv related to Herb Alpert?

I'd like to say I was listening to "Rise" when I posted that. But the truth is I just ####ed up the name.

Did you know Herb Alpert was in the movie "The 10 Commandments?" GB wikipedia.

 

[GOB]

The Rockets fired their social media manager over that tweet from last night?

Wow. I thought it was hilarious, but I'm not a great example of PC.

 

[CurlyNight]

The Rockets fired their social media manager over that tweet from last night?

Wow. I thought it was hilarious, but I'm not a great example of PC.

What was the tweet?

 

[GOB]

Stay classy, Rockets twitter account.

(tweet since deleted)

The Rockets fired their social media manager over that tweet from last night?

Wow. I thought it was hilarious, but I'm not a great example of PC.

What was the tweet?

 

[CurlyNight]

Stay classy, Rockets twitter account.

(tweet since deleted)

The Rockets fired their social media manager over that tweet from last night?

Wow. I thought it was hilarious, but I'm not a great example of PC.

What was the tweet?

I thought it'd be more than that..

 

[Jack White]

Jack keeping the Nets alive all by himself.

 

[Jack White]

It's raining threes in ATL!

 

[CurlyNight]

W/ the Hawks avoiding the Nets tonight, they continue on their flight path to land in the eastern semi's at 3-2.

 

[Raider Nation]

Someone take the lids off of the hoops in Memphis.

 

[CurlyNight]

Someone take the lids off of the hoops in Memphis.

Wow, no kidding. Griz had a big run at the beginning. Didn't think this was going to be a game to watch...

 

[CurlyNight]

Game 6 isn't going to be easy for the Hawks. I see it going to 7 with the Hawk's winning it at home.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm hoping that when Popovich finally decides to retire, he goes out in a blaze of profanity laced sideline interview glory, convincing the networks to scrap the whole idiotic notion of the in game interview.

Or that he takes a part time gig as a sideline interviewer.

Marv Alpert: Greg Popovich is with Derek Fisher right now, Greg what have you got for us?

Greg Popovich:

Marv Alpert: Great stuff Greg!!!

Is Marv related to Herb Alpert?

I'll PM Captain Hook and get back to you.

 

[TripItUp]

Cashing my Grizzlies to win the series bet...easy money.

 

[CurlyNight]

The Trail Blazers met some Grizzlies on the trail of their path to the west conference semi's... & were consumed.

 

[chauncey]

Barkley's post game ramble had me feeling like I was on lsd. Not sure if he made a complete coherent sentence.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Hate hearing Billy to the Thunder.

 

[Capella]

The Trail Blazers met some Grizzlies on the trail of their path to the west conference semi's... & were consumed.

You're the worst.

 

[Capella]

Hate hearing Billy to the Thunder.

God bless.

 

[Weeber]

The Trail Blazers met some Grizzlies on the trail of their path to the west conference semi's... & were consumed.

Are they another one of your favorite teams now?

 

[Jack White]

Cashing my Grizzlies to win the series bet...easy money.

What was the price?

 

[Jack White]

Barkley's post game ramble had me feeling like I was on lsd. Not sure if he made a complete coherent sentence.

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Wonder what the series price will be for MEM / GSW?

 

[Peyton Marino]

Wonder what the series price will be for MEM / GSW?

-750/+525 open at 5D

 

[Passenger]

Ouch, Mavericks aren't paying Rondo his playoff share.

Only a matter of time before the riots start in Dallas.

 

[Jack White]

Wonder what the series price will be for MEM / GSW?

-750/+525 open at 5D

Was listening to the BS Report yesterday with Haralabos Voulgaris. Both he and Simmons like GS to win the title.

Voulgaris mentioned that the best way to make money betting on the NBA the rest of the way is to bet GS in each game rather than betting on a series.

 

[MattFancy]

Source: Donovan agrees to coach Thunder

 

[Gr00vus]

So the Love deal pretty much worked out about as bad as possible for both the Cavs and Love. Well, maybe not for Love, he's still got his $16+M player option.

 

[Jack White]

So the Love deal pretty much worked out about as bad as possible for both the Cavs and Love. Well, maybe not for Love, he's still got his $16+M player option.

Still a fascinating topic. Could argue it was a bad move to give up a young phenom like Wiggins.

Then again, LeBron is 30 and wants titles now, not later.

Cleveland less likely to win title without Love, but would it have been any more likely with Wiggins?

 

[DrJ]

So the Love deal pretty much worked out about as bad as possible for both the Cavs and Love. Well, maybe not for Love, he's still got his $16+M player option.

Not quite yet - once Lebron bolts leaving them in ruins again it'll be official.

 

[DrJ]

So the Love deal pretty much worked out about as bad as possible for both the Cavs and Love. Well, maybe not for Love, he's still got his $16+M player option.

Still a fascinating topic. Could argue it was a bad move to give up a young phenom like Wiggins.

Then again, LeBron is 30 and wants titles now, not later.

Cleveland less likely to win title without Love, but would it have been any more likely with Wiggins?

Long term, most definitely. Wiggins on a rookie contract is way more valuable than one year of Love.