Tom Brady is fertile (1 Viewer)

[Mahoney]

Tommy, you rascal you.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Is he playing in the NBA now?

 

[JaxBill]

A few more and Shawn Kemp can start to worry.

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

AWESOME

 

[Kip Dynamite]

Maybe McGahee could join the Pats and he and Brady can increase the population of every city when they are on the road.

 

[Kip Dynamite]

Maybe McGahee could join the Pats and he and Brady can increase the population of every city when they are on the road.

 

[fridayfrenzy]

For what seems like a smart quarterback, I would think he knows about condoms.

 

[cstu]

For what seems like a smart quarterback, I would think he knows about condoms.

Right, like you're going to bother using condoms with Gisele.

 

[Warhogs]

For what seems like a smart quarterback, I would think he knows about condoms.

Right, like you're going to bother using condoms with Gisele.

Sorry Gisele. I left my little rubber duckies at home.

 

[Ron_Mexico]

Tom Brady = Evander Holyfield ??

 

[bostonfred]

I don't think fertile is the right word for this.

 

[grind]

That'll be kind of different having two children about three to four months apart. Would say it doesn't happen too often, but I've heard a lot of this type of thing on Jerry Springer.

 

[Frenchy Fuqua]

Apparently dealing with two pregnant women is enough to make any man to dress like a flamethrower.

 

[The Duff Man]

I can't wait for Brady vrs Brady in 2032!

With different moms it will have a lot more appeal than Manning vrs Manning last year.

 

[phthalatemagic]

If he had one great woman, he wouldn't be forced to spread it around so much

 

[SeniorVBDStudent]

I don't think fertile is the right word for this.

The correct term is "potent".As opposed to "Poteat".

 

[belljr]

Celebrity Maury!!!!

Tom Brady you are.......

not the Father.

Gold Jerry, Gold!

[/repeatjoke]

 

[Balco]

For what seems like a smart quarterback, I would think he knows about condoms.

Right, like you're going to bother using condoms with Gisele.

 

[PatsFan23]

For what seems like a smart quarterback, I would think he knows about condoms.

Well he does like to stay in the "pocket" until the last possible second....

 

[*****]

Slow moving sperm.

 

[LHUCKS]

O/U on bad jokes in this thread?

 

[beachbum]

If he had one great woman, he wouldn't be forced to spread it around so much

 

[Wandering wookie]

O/U on bad jokes in this thread?

The only one that counts: "A Brazilian website reported yesterday that..."The rest is history.

 

[smcindoe]

I can't wait for Brady vrs Brady in 2032!

Even more fun when they're both eligible for the same draft in 2027.

 

[B-Deep]

Peter King already has Bray's kids ranked as the 2nd and 3rd best QBs in the league (behind Brady of course)

 

[salmonstud]

When I die I want to be reincarnated as Tom Brady.

 

[ninerfan]

Good job Tom. Here's an idea. Pick one and marry her! The candy store isn't free dude.

 

[SaintArnold]

It should be virile, not fertile, unless Brady himself is actually pregnant.

 

[B-Deep]

It should be virile, not fertile, unless Brady himself is actually pregnant.

If anyone could do it it would be Brady! I'll bet he could win games based on his own strength of will clear into the third trimester!Peter King already has him rated as the #1 father ever.

 

[salmonstud]

Good job Tom. Here's an idea. Pick one and marry her! The candy store isn't free dude.

Obviously you are a married guy. The candy store is there and is free for Tom...he just hasn't been smart and has avoided safety precautions. For those reasons...the candy store will now exact fees for 18 years.

 

[grind]

He's taken the offensive system used in New England to a whole new level. I know he likes to spread it around on the field to different WR's, but lets keep it on the Field Tom. On the field.

 

[Mr.Happy]

Brady 2

Manning 0

 

[Gatorman]

Good job Tom. Here's an idea. Pick one and marry her! The candy store isn't free dude.

Obviously you are a married guy. The candy store is there and is free for Tom...he just hasn't been smart and has avoided safety precautions. For those reasons...the candy store will now exact fees for 18 years.

 

[PMENFAN]

Good job Tom. Here's an idea. Pick one and marry her! The candy store isn't free dude.

Obviously you are a married guy. The candy store is there and is free for Tom...he just hasn't been smart and has avoided safety precautions. For those reasons...the candy store will now exact fees for 18 years.

He has thrived in the NE system that likes to spread it around around. Maybe he's taken that lasson to heart? I'm just saying. If things weren't working out with Bridget for you, and Gisele came along, would you turn it down? I'm a realist, and that's a pretty tough no to utter.

 

[Bossman]

I wonder what the record is for # of children born to the same father in the course of one year. I think he could make a run at that.

 

[salmonstud]

Brady 2Manning 0

nice

 

[Iron Mike Tomczak]

He's always spread his balls accross the field to many different recievers. heheh (bevis voice) He likes to score.

 

[ninerfan]

Good job Tom. Here's an idea. Pick one and marry her! The candy store isn't free dude.

Obviously you are a married guy. The candy store is there and is free for Tom...he just hasn't been smart and has avoided safety precautions. For those reasons...the candy store will now exact fees for 18 years.

Ah, I see. The installment plan. Maybe he didn't get married to avoid alimony payments. Sneaky!

 

[David Yudkin]

I wonder what the record is for # of children born to the same father in the course of one year. I think he could make a run at that.

He's still not Kevin Federline . . . YET.

 

[David Yudkin]

Well, despite all the talk, Brady does seem to have two good receivers.

 

[softball]

I wonder what the record is for # of children born to the same father in the course of one year. I think he could make a run at that.

He's still not Kevin Federline . . . YET.

Bradys' babes>Federlines babes

 

[kingmalaki]

Hmm...so now half of his salary for the next 18 years will go towards child support payments?

 

[comfortably numb]

I feel kinda stupid to ask but at post #42...

Anyone think this will effect him on the field?

 

[BassNBrew]

Quick tip Tom...choke the chicken, not the AFC championship game.

 

[DropKick]

My wife is pregnant... she came home late from the Pats/Texans game... she's due on... oh my God! You Bastage!

 

[salmonstud]

I can overlook the non use of safety. They were super models...not like he is out knocking down hood rats or anything.

 

[Team]

Sure some guys can always claim to have nailed both Bundchen and Moynahan, Tom is leaving proof.... assuring his legend. It's not like he can't afford child support.

and wtf with suggesting condoms? If I had the chance to bed either one of these snappers, the last thing on my mind would be, Nah babe, not tonight, I got no condom.

 

[grind]

I can hear the Jets fans next year in New York...."Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

 

[RippedCat]

Those kids are going to be soooo good looking!

 

[David Yudkin]

Gisele's Family Shoots Down Rumors She's Pregnant With Brady's Baby

Boston Herald | Gayle Fee, Laura Raposa | Posted March 9, 2007 12:55 PM

Tom Brady's seemingly endless baby-mama drama took a timeout yesterday when Gisele Bundchen's family shot down reports that the New England Patriots super-stud had another completion - this time with the Brazilian supermodel.

The $30 million catwalker's father as well as her sister, Raquel, told the media that the Brady baby buzz was bogus - Gisele is not pregnant with No. 12's No. 2. (Last month, Tom's ex, Bridget Moynahan, announced she is carrying the first heir to the Brady throne.)