What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Top 100 Heavy Metal and glam rock acts from the MTV era - it's still real to me (2 Viewers)

Like I said, that first FP record is killer, hooks a-plenty, and the reason they are this high

And now for something completely different

34. Pantera 

I think the first song I heard by them was This Love and I wasn't feeling the whole gruff angry thing.  Seemed like around then, everybody BUT me was listening to these dudes.  There was plenty to listen to, anyway.  So I was a little late to the party but I appreciate their place and style.  These cowboys bridge the gap between 80s metal and, for better or worse, where metal was going.

The brothers Abbott, surely partying down with Meat Loaf this very second

DIME  :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned:
VINNIE  :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned:

Cemetery Gates
Walk

TIMES THEY WERE A-CHANGIN'.  I felt they deserved a spot.
 

ETA - I meant to throw a shout-out to fellow "groove metal" pioneers Sepultura .. funny, of all people, my girlfriend said the other day "Is Sepultura on your list?"  Uhhh...
was a huge Pantera fan in my teens.  I don’t really listen to them anymore but occasionally I’ll be flipping through the Sirius metal channels and rock out

Also that opening riff on Walk is one of the best metal riffs of all time

 
31. Living Colour

Born in London and raised in NYC, Vernon Reid cut his teeth in jazz and rock bands throughout the eighties, solidifying the Living Colour lineup after he met aspiring actor Corey Glover (spoiler- he lives!) at a party.

Cult of Personality
Middle Man  
Glamour Boys 
Open Letter (To A Landlord)

Sophomore effort Time's Up wasn't as successful, but was still damn good, perhaps lacking for a radio hit
Love Rears Its Ugly Head
New Jack Theme Live at the Grammies
Type

Stain had some good stuff too

Leave It Alone
Nothingness

Many years ago, @scorchy and I caught an older (than us, slightly) black rock band one night at the Sidebar, and we determined at the time that they must have been the FOURTH most successful black rock band in the late 80's / early 90's.  But we can no longer remember or figure out what they were called.
 
Only song I’ve ever listened to is Cult of Personality but it goes to 11 every time.

 
37. Faster #####cat

A lot of shtick (see Decline II), but some real fun tunes, too.  Their 1987 self-titled debut was a ripper that can almost hang blow for blow with L.A. Guns'.

Bathroom Wall
Cathouse
No Room For Emotion - I'm surprised Mick and Keith never sued over this one

Wake Me When It's Over, the follow-up, the production is bigger but the songs are generally worse.

Gonna Walk - this one's solid
House of Pain - sad boy kicks rock, not for me, that sad harmonica is a bit too much.. taime it downe taime

 [Taime Downe ("Tammy") was born Gustave, named after his father who he hated, born and raised in Seattle]

Arizona Indian Doll - always liked this piano ditty, don't cancel me PC police!

You're So Vain - Top 5 hair metal cover, if not #1




I just looked up some old concert dates and my mind is blow.  Forever I've been living a lie.  I've always remembered the first concert I ever attended was Aerosmith (with Great White opening) on 5/2/88.  

After some research, it seems the first band I ever saw in concert was Faster Puttycat, opening for David Lee Roth on 3/22/88.

 
30. Aerosmith

I can't think of anything less interesting to talk about than 80's Aerosmith right now.  Besides we just talked about them in the 1988 thread

So let's talk a little about Bruce Fairbairn instead.

It's 1985, and Jon Bon Jovi is sad.  Their first album was good but they just released their second album and it sucks.  JBJ is listening to the record Without Love by none other than BLACK N BLUE.. and he decides he wants to bring in that producer - and some songwriting help - for their next effort.  Slippery When Wet becomes, momentarily anyway,  the biggest hard rock album ever.

Aerosmith, no dummies themselves, get the same people and copy the formula, to great success.  And they ultimately proved to be grunge-proof.

As for Bruce Fairbairn -- less than fifteen years later he DROPS DEAD of what appear to be still unknown causes.. his body found in his home by the singer from Yes  :loco:

Age 49.. that's me, and a lot of us.. 

Here's his obituary

RECORD PRODUCERS can create their own sound a la Phil Spector or do their utmost to enable artists to shine like George Martin with the Beatles. The Canadian producer Bruce Fairbairn, often called the "king" of heavy metal producers or "the schoolteacher" for his focused, methodical approach, belonged to the enabling school. "My job is to help a band create the album they want to make," he told interviewers.

In a rich and varied career spanning over 25 years, Fairbairn switched from playing with the band Prism to producing some of the defining multi- million-selling rock records of the Eighties and Nineties by Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, the Cranberries, INXS, Kiss and Van Halen.

Born in Vancouver in 1949, Fairbairn was a gifted child and took piano and trumpet lessons. While at school, he formed his first rhythm 'n' blues band, the Spectres, and met the promoter Bruce Allen, who played an important part in his later career.

By 1975, Fairbairn was fronting a new group, Sunshyne, without much success and approached the songwriter Jim Vallance (now more famous as Bryan Adams's writing partner and sometime producer). The two joined forces in an outfit renamed Stanley Screamer and cut four tracks which eventually got them a deal with GRT Records in Canada.

A natural move would have been for the pair to produce their first album together but Vallance backed out and Fairbairn took over the group and renamed it Prism. Between 1977 and 1982, Prism recorded five albums and toured extensively. Frustrated at not making more inroads into the American market, Prism broke up and Fairbairn hooked up again with Bruce Allen, the Vancouver manager who masterminded his switch to full-time producer.

Regulations increasing local content on Canadian radio had been introduced, giving a boost to the country's record industry. Fairbairn worked with acts such as Strange Advance, Honeymoon Suite and, most famously, Loverboy, who crossed the Canadian border in some style, scoring nine US Top Forty singles in the mid-Eighties. The power-charged sound of "Working for the Week-End", "Lovin' Every Minute of It" and "This Could Be the Night" became a staple of American rock radio. Around the same time, Bruce Fairbairn also produced Blue Oyster Cult's "Revolution By Night" and "Without Love" by Black 'N Blue.

Jon Bon Jovi, disappointed with the production on his group Bon Jovi's second album, 7800 Fahrenheit, was playing records by other acts. "I had the second Black 'N Blue LP with me," he remembers. "By accident, I began to compare the way our compact disc sounded alongside the ordinary cut of `Without Love'. And I was stunned by how much better the latter sounded. It was quite incredible. So I called up their producer! Something just happened when we met in Vancouver to do Slippery. It was like a comic strip phenomenon: Kapow! We became these rock stars!"

Indeed, Fairbairn and the young and eager Bon Jovi were a match made in melodic metal heaven. Slippery When Wet, released in 1986, sold more than 13 million copies world-wide. New Jersey, the follow-up, released in 1989 and also produced by Fairbairn, was nearly as successful.

The producer began amassing gold and platinum records. He worked with Aerosmith on their 1987 comeback album, Permanent Vacation, and also oversaw Pump (1989), which contained the transatlantic hit "Love in an Elevator" and sold an impressive eight million copies. According to Aerosmith's bass-player, Tom Hamilton, "the album saved our career".

Fairbairn recalled:

None of the songs on Pump would have flown if the guys in Aerosmith hadn't played them great initially. Once you have something good on tape, then you have a really solid basis to play around with, adding the production aspects, mixing in texture and colour to the tracks. All those songs can be stripped down - you can get rid of the horns, the piano, the accordion - and still have a good album with great songs. The production is just there to enhance what the band has done. It's like baking a great cake with a lot of icing. I like a lot of icing.

Fairbairn also supervised Get a Grip for Aerosmith in 1993. "He was very instrumental in birthing three of the greatest albums we've done," Aerosmith's singer Steven Tyler told Billboard magazine. "He was so good at being free and open and passing on ideas and arrangements. He could be a ******* and hard to work with. He'd push me but we did some great albums with his help. He helped relight the fire under Aerosmith after all these years."

Over the last 10 years, Bruce Fairbairn also recorded the Dan Reed Network, Poison, Motley Crue, the Scorpions and AC/DC (on The Razor's Edge, a Top Five album in 1990 on both sides of the Atlantic). This was a fitting collaboration since Fairbairn often used classic AC/DC material to check his guitars and drum parts were up to scratch.

Known for his polished, crystal-clear sound, his use of dynamics and his pop-metal sensibility, Fairbairn also trained the engineer Bob Rock who went on to produce Metallica, David Lee Roth and the Cult.

Fairbairn was a family man, playing soccer with his boys and working mostly in his beloved Little Mountain and Armoury studios in the Vancouver area of Canada. He discovered the Armoury in 1985 while supervising Night and Day, Chicago's big-band album, and subsequently bought the studio from his friend Jim Vallance.

Relocation to Canada for recording purposes proved ideal for tax-exile megastars, especially if they had been warned to stay away from temptation. "If a band feel they can't make a good record unless they're high, I tell them to find somebody else to get high and make a record with," said Fairbairn.

"I'm more of a pot-stirrer than someone who sits on the sidelines and waits to see what will happen. I like to get involved with a project right at the beginning, when the guys are still putting down their acoustic demos. At that point, I can identify those really strong ideas and encourage them, help them along, rather than wait until the last minute when it can be much more difficult to change things," reflected Fairbairn.

In 1998 he produced Psycho- Circus for the US hard-rockers Kiss. Kiss's bass-player Gene Simmons recalls that Fairbairn "wasn't trying to reinvent the wheel. He just tried to make it run better. He said: `Boys, you've got 30 albums but only five songs that anyone can remember. Here's a chance to move ahead sonically and with good songs.' He had a very light kind of touch."

But the relentless schedule took its toll. Having produced To the Faithful Departed, the Cranberries' third album, in 1996, Fairbairn worked with Atomic Fireballs last year and was behind the mixing desk as Bon Jovi recorded "Real Life" for the soundtrack to EdTV, the current Ron Howard film. Bruce Fairbairn was working with Yes in Vancouver at the time of his death; the members of Yes intend to complete their Beyond Records album as a tribute to him.

Bruce Fairbairn, musician and record producer: born Vancouver, British Columbia 30 December 1949; married Julie Glover (three sons); died Vancouver 17 May 1999.
Well, look, I never meant for this whole thing to be so morbid, but I just keep running into dead people.  My thought is-- like everybody else, I have more questions than answers about life and death, but I do know, from Fairbairn to poor drunk Jani Lane, these were good people and masters of their crafts, and their energy lives on.

A little contrast and compare..

Let The Music Do The Talking (yes ok) ~~~ Magic Touch (indeed)

Only Lonely ~~~ Raise Your Hands (warning - not Aerosmith)

St. John - dope track, I'm not familiar with the canon but it's a dope track

Aerosmith, like Bon Jovi, reached the top of a mountain.  The third album of their resurgent MTV period, Get A Grip, had a lot of ballads and they became pretty tiresome to most of us.  They cranked out crummy ballads all through the nineties, then slowed down on all that and became more of a cranky old man soap opera, and TV act.  Steven Tyler the character is just part of the scenery today.
 

 
Obviously prefer '70's Aerosmith, but I will admit to enjoying some of their songs from their 80's rebirth. 

Living on the Edge, Rag Doll, some fun songs. 

A bit like Cheap Trick in that they changed in the MTV era and had genuine success, but I enjoy the original sound much more. 

Still, they had longevity few can match. 

Saw them a couple of times, good in concert. Joe Perry would poke fun at himself during his guitar solo about not being fast enough. 

 
I'm not qualified to call Joe Perry overrated, but that mustache is ridiculous

(saw them with Mr. Big in '94.. was a great show.. )

Plenty of good songs on PV and Pump.. What It Takes & The Other Side.. 

 
30. Aerosmith

I can't think of anything less interesting to talk about than 80's Aerosmith right now.  Besides we just talked about them in the 1988 thread

So let's talk a little about Bruce Fairbairn instead.

It's 1985, and Jon Bon Jovi is sad.  Their first album was good but they just released their second album and it sucks.  JBJ is listening to the record Without Love by none other than BLACK N BLUE.. and he decides he wants to bring in that producer - and some songwriting help - for their next effort.  Slippery When Wet becomes, momentarily anyway,  the biggest hard rock album ever.

Aerosmith, no dummies themselves, get the same people and copy the formula, to great success.  And they ultimately proved to be grunge-proof.

As for Bruce Fairbairn -- less than fifteen years later he DROPS DEAD of what appear to be still unknown causes.. his body found in his home by the singer from Yes  :loco:

Age 49.. that's me, and a lot of us.. 

Here's his obituary

Well, look, I never meant for this whole thing to be so morbid, but I just keep running into dead people.  My thought is-- like everybody else, I have more questions than answers about life and death, but I do know, from Fairbairn to poor drunk Jani Lane, these were good people and masters of their crafts, and their energy lives on.

A little contrast and compare..

Let The Music Do The Talking (yes ok) ~~~ Magic Touch (indeed)

Only Lonely ~~~ Raise Your Hands (warning - not Aerosmith)

St. John - dope track, I'm not familiar with the canon but it's a dope track

Aerosmith, like Bon Jovi, reached the top of a mountain.  The third album of their resurgent MTV period, Get A Grip, had a lot of ballads and they became pretty tiresome to most of us.  They cranked out crummy ballads all through the nineties, then slowed down on all that and became more of a cranky old man soap opera, and TV act.  Steven Tyler the character is just part of the scenery today.
 
I tried desperately tried to like Aerosmith but they just never scratched my itch. My two favorites from them

Remember (Walking In the Sand)

Lighting Strikes (never saw the official video, man it's bad)

 
Love Aerosmith but a little surprised they are included in this list.

As an aside, there is a reference to Prism in the Fairbain obit. One of their biggest hits has my all time favourite lyric in it ...

I'm a spaceship superstar
Got a solar-powered laser beam guitar (he's a spaceship superstar)
I'm at the top of all the charts on Mars (got a solar-powered laser beam guitar)
I'm a spaceship superstar

Because who doesn’t want a solar powered laser beam guitar?

 
33. Metal Church

I like this blurb from allmusic ---

Metal Church the rare band-song-album name trifecta
Highway Star  eh, I'll take the orig

Kurt Cobain would often informally spell his name "Kurdt".  Metal Church's Kurdt Vanderhoof is also from Aberdeen, WA  🧐

My first exposure to Metal Church was their second album, The Dark.  Monster energy..

Ton of Bricks  
Watch the Children Pray

They struggled with many of the same elements as a lot of their peers.  Eventually, they TRADE SINGERS with another band..

There's always a Denny's.

MC's next record with Mike Howe was solid.  The single Badlands is tight af

SAD NEWS, even posty would flinch at - Mike Howe offed himself last year.  David Wayne was already gone..  :banned:  +  :banned:
Such an underrated band.  The first two albums are fantastic.  I listened to those albums obsessively when they were released.  I liked the third album but it wasn’t as consistent as the first two.   The vocals are a little screechy but work ok.  I can see why some people wouldn’t like them, especially now.   It’s the instruments and song structure that propel this band.   I still listen to the first two albums routinely when working out and they still get me hyped up after all these years.  

 
I said it upthread. There was a time when liking Pantera wasn't so complicated and was just the typical act of a seventeen year-old boy before any worldly complications with their worldview collided with the just and good. 

They rocked faces off for a while. From Cowboys From Hell to Vulgar Display Of Power to Far Beyond Driven, they were absolute monsters of thrash metal and metal qua metal. 

eta* I can still remember my sophomore year of college, the year after some twee listening prior, where I was rocking out to "By Demons Be Driven" and just going nuts to the freaking thing. They had a hold on me even then. Rock! 
Pantera just brings it.   Saw them open up for Skid Row.  Even though it was an odd pairing, it was one helluva show.  Pantera and their crazy pit.  Their fans were ferocious.  Sebastian tossing cans of beers into the crowd and hanging upside down from the rafters smoking a joint.  Not sure shows are like that these days.  

 
Good write up on the producer Fairbairn. Liked the part where he told Kiss "Boys, you've got 30 albums but only five songs that anyone can remember"

 
30. Aerosmith

I can't think of anything less interesting to talk about than 80's Aerosmith right now.  Besides we just talked about them in the 1988 thread

So let's talk a little about Bruce Fairbairn instead.

It's 1985, and Jon Bon Jovi is sad.  Their first album was good but they just released their second album and it sucks.  JBJ is listening to the record Without Love by none other than BLACK N BLUE.. and he decides he wants to bring in that producer - and some songwriting help - for their next effort.  Slippery When Wet becomes, momentarily anyway,  the biggest hard rock album ever.

Aerosmith, no dummies themselves, get the same people and copy the formula, to great success.  And they ultimately proved to be grunge-proof.

As for Bruce Fairbairn -- less than fifteen years later he DROPS DEAD of what appear to be still unknown causes.. his body found in his home by the singer from Yes  :loco:

Age 49.. that's me, and a lot of us.. 

Here's his obituary

Well, look, I never meant for this whole thing to be so morbid, but I just keep running into dead people.  My thought is-- like everybody else, I have more questions than answers about life and death, but I do know, from Fairbairn to poor drunk Jani Lane, these were good people and masters of their crafts, and their energy lives on.

A little contrast and compare..

Let The Music Do The Talking (yes ok) ~~~ Magic Touch (indeed)

Only Lonely ~~~ Raise Your Hands (warning - not Aerosmith)

St. John - dope track, I'm not familiar with the canon but it's a dope track

Aerosmith, like Bon Jovi, reached the top of a mountain.  The third album of their resurgent MTV period, Get A Grip, had a lot of ballads and they became pretty tiresome to most of us.  They cranked out crummy ballads all through the nineties, then slowed down on all that and became more of a cranky old man soap opera, and TV act.  Steven Tyler the character is just part of the scenery today.
 
I don’t have much good to say so I won’t say much.   Like KISS, Aerosmith was cool in the 70s.  The next era was about making money for the most part.   Unlike KISS, Aerosmith has some tolerable songs from the MTV era even though they were very weak compared to their early work.  Done with Mirrors is the last Aerosmith album that I enjoyed, and I know that album is raw and messy.   I would rather have raw and messy than commercial pop songs.   

 
So let's talk a little about Bruce Fairbairn instead.

It's 1985, and Jon Bon Jovi is sad.  Their first album was good but they just released their second album and it sucks.  JBJ is listening to the record Without Love by none other than BLACK N BLUE.. and he decides he wants to bring in that producer - and some songwriting help - for their next effort.  Slippery When Wet becomes, momentarily anyway,  the biggest hard rock album ever.

Aerosmith, no dummies themselves, get the same people and copy the formula, to great success.  And they ultimately proved to be grunge-proof.

As for Bruce Fairbairn -- less than fifteen years later he DROPS DEAD of what appear to be still unknown causes.. his body found in his home by the singer from Yes  :loco:

Age 49.. that's me, and a lot of us.. 
Prior to Black N Blue, Bruce Fairbairn had produced the first three Loverboy albums (say what you want but they all went multi-platinum). Eddie Van Halen was a mostly closeted fan of Loverboy (hear anything familiar here?) and he ended up bringing in Fairbairn to produce 1995's Balance album, which IMO is the best album of the Hagar era -- it's as close as Ed ever got to the "Brown sound" after 1982.

 
I just looked up some old concert dates and my mind is blow.  Forever I've been living a lie.  I've always remembered the first concert I ever attended was Aerosmith (with Great White opening) on 5/2/88.  

After some research, it seems the first band I ever saw in concert was Faster Puttycat, opening for David Lee Roth on 3/22/88.
My first concert was Air Supply in 1982.  :bag: Followed up that same year with Greg Kihn Band opening for Rick Springfield the same year. 

First concert sans parents was Starship opening for Night Ranger on the 7 Wishes tour in 1985. 

From like 85-90, it seemed like every single month we had a concert coming through our 5000-6000 capacity arena in town...Aerosmith, David Lee Roth, AC/DC, Maiden, Bon Jovi, Ratt, Poison, Def Leppard, Crue, Whitespace, Ozzy, Metallica, etc.  Was a great time to be a teenager. 

 
Steven Tyler the character is just part of the scenery today.
I like to believe that at any given moment, somewhere Steven Tyler is walking down an alley quietly scatting to himself (while wearing a lady-blouse and stirrup pants) trying to bum a cigarette from an transient.  The transient typically refuses.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Saw Aerosmith maybe 5-10 years ago…I thought it would be a fun show but they were pretty ####ty.  I think the highlight was someone barfing in an empty beer box on the limo ride home

 
Saw Aerosmith maybe 5-10 years ago…I thought it would be a fun show but they were pretty ####ty.  I think the highlight was someone barfing in an empty beer box on the limo ride home
:X  🤮💚

Only way to do Aerosmith in 2012. 

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Fath-ter Puttytat.. I like it

29. Lita Ford

Not a ton to say here.. she was 16 when she joined the Runaways in the mid-70's.  After they fell apart, she was hard at work on a solo career but her music was highly unremarkable until she signed on with Sharon Osbourne Management.  Then her music became only kind of unremarkable.

Was engaged to Tony Iommi in the mid-80's, I did not know this.. then was married to Chris Holmes for a spell before finally settling down with renowned vocal instructor Mr. Jim Gillette.  Two kids, lots of drama, they're divorced now.  Still tours a lot, looks great, and my man Bobby Rock backs her up on the sticks.

Dancing on the Edge - earlier work

Kiss Me Deadly
Close My Eyes Forever

Still the queen tho, if only by default..
 

 
"F.I.N.E." is a fine song if you want to hear Steven Tyler in heat. Dollsy good. 

I know these hookers down on 42nd St. 
But ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a raincheck 'til I get back on my feet


Cuz I'm all right


 

 
Saw Aerosmith maybe 5-10 years ago…I thought it would be a fun show but they were pretty ####ty.  I think the highlight was someone barfing in an empty beer box on the limo ride home
Saw Aerosmith in the late 80s.  Dokken was opening and the main reason I was there.   I loved Aerosmith at one time but they were pushed aside for the 80s metal acts.  Aerosmith put on a good show and was much better than expected.  

 
29. Lita Ford
My friend used to find it a laugh riot to yell out my other friend's last name and the possessive of his male anatomy before Lita Ford would say "it ain't no big thing." This amused him endlessly. 

Went to a party late Saturday night
Didn't get laid/got in a fight 


"Holcomb's ****!"

It ain't no big thing. 

Anyway, that's neither here nor there, but it's a memory of Lita Ford. She was really rather unremarkable otherwise. 

 
Last edited by a moderator:
My friend used to find it a laugh riot to yell out my other friend's last name and the possessive of his male anatomy before Lita Ford would say "it ain't no big thing." This amused him endlessly. 

Went to a party late Saturday night
Didn't get laid/got in a fight 


"Holcomb's ****!"

It ain't no big thing. 

Anyway, that's neither here nor there, but it's a memory of Lita Ford. She was really rather unremarkable otherwise. 
After working in a kitchen for 10 years, my mind is still cluttered with all the dumb lyrics we would make up for the songs we heard on the radio at least once a shift for the entire summer.  Since we were just talking about Aerosmith, Living on the Edge will forever be Living Without Head thanks to some idiotic, sex-deprived line cook,

 
I was just the right age that when Run DMC did Walk This Way, I had never heard of Aerosmith - none of their songs from before that stuck around on any radio channel… back then, if you weren’t on the classic rock station or the hard rock station, you didn’t really exist.

Everyone always focuses (correctly) on what that video did for rap, but it also resurrected Aerosmith.

 
Fath-ter Puttytat.. I like it

29. Lita Ford

Not a ton to say here.. she was 16 when she joined the Runaways in the mid-70's.  After they fell apart, she was hard at work on a solo career but her music was highly unremarkable until she signed on with Sharon Osbourne Management.  Then her music became only kind of unremarkable.

Was engaged to Tony Iommi in the mid-80's, I did not know this.. then was married to Chris Holmes for a spell before finally settling down with renowned vocal instructor Mr. Jim Gillette.  Two kids, lots of drama, they're divorced now.  Still tours a lot, looks great, and my man Bobby Rock backs her up on the sticks.

Dancing on the Edge - earlier work

Kiss Me Deadly
Close My Eyes Forever

Still the queen tho, if only by default..
 


It always amuses me to think of the post-band careers of The Runaways.

Joan Jett -- Will be rocking a state fair when I'm in my grave.

Cherie Currie -- Became a fairly successful avant garde artist.

Lita -- Pretty successful solo career. 

Jackie Fox -- LA Big Law partner! 

 
Feel like this needs to be asked:  Is there a person that ever/still sits around and sez to themselves "Y'know what'd sound good right now?  Steven Tyler in heat. Yep.  I need some of that."

 
Feel like this needs to be asked:  Is there a person that ever/still sits around and sez to themselves "Y'know what'd sound good right now?  Steven Tyler in heat. Yep.  I need some of that."
I was thinking that as I was typing it, believe me. If I hadn't listened to it as a sixteen year-old and related? 

:X :X 🤮

 
5-ish Finkle said:
I like to believe that at any given moment, somewhere Steven Tyler is walking down an alley quietly scatting to himself (while wearing a lady-blouse and stirrup pants) trying to bum a cigarette from an transient.  The transient typically refuses.
You can't unsee this

Fath-ter Puttytat.. I like it

29. Lita Ford

Not a ton to say here.. she was 16 when she joined the Runaways in the mid-70's.  After they fell apart, she was hard at work on a solo career but her music was highly unremarkable until she signed on with Sharon Osbourne Management.  Then her music became only kind of unremarkable.

Was engaged to Tony Iommi in the mid-80's, I did not know this.. then was married to Chris Holmes for a spell before finally settling down with renowned vocal instructor Mr. Jim Gillette.  Two kids, lots of drama, they're divorced now.  Still tours a lot, looks great, and my man Bobby Rock backs her up on the sticks.

Dancing on the Edge - earlier work

Kiss Me Deadly
Close My Eyes Forever

Still the queen tho, if only by default..
 
Kiss Me Deadly still in the rotation but never really into anything more than that.

Lita enjoyed the rock scene. I knew her more from the Nikki Sixx stuff than anything else but she was quite the opposite of monogamous.

 
Lita Ford is an attractive woman.   If we are ranking her music and not her looks, she should have been listed a long, long time ago.   


Total ranking and once again points for being a chick

I would break down my super secret scientific formula for you all, but you'd never get it

 
Nah, Bad Brains being earlier, I was thinking Living Colour - Fishbone - 24-7 Spyz - then these dudes whoever they were..
I just can't understand how we can't figure this out given all the internet resources at our disposal.  

 
28. Motörhead / Fastway

I guess we find ourselves on a horndog run then

Motorhead w Girlschool - Please Don't Touch  but Lemmy was touching guitarist Kelly Johnson

Stand By Your Man with Wendy O. Williams - the collaboration that allegedly made Fast Eddie Clarke quit
But who knows.. per wiki...

Clarke left Motörhead in 1982, whilst on tour of the United States. Becoming unhappy at the results of the Iron Fist album, the recording sessions with the Plasmatics were the final straw. For the B-side of the Stand By Your Man EP the bands took turns in covering each other's songs, Clarke allegedly felt that this compromised the band's principles and resigned. According to Joel McIver, Clarke himself later denied this version of events and had said: "[Philthy] was the main instigator in my being excluded from the band. Notice I do not call it leaving, as it was not my choice. I had imagined dying onstage with Motörhead, so it was a blow when they didn't want me in the band any longer." Clarke was replaced by former Thin Lizzy and Wild Horses lead guitarist Brian Robertson after Anvil frontman Steve "Lips" Kudlow turned down the offer to play with Motörhead. 
Surely Lips was upset they wouldn't let him wear gimp clothes and play solos with a rubber dong

I have to admit, I love Ace of Spaces and Overkill but most Motorhead stuff was a little same-ish to me.  They were pounding through the eighties, up to all kinds of shtick, but I never liked any of those MTV era albums, at least until 1916 in 1991

I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care)  

Lemmy had a hell of a life of course.  Before Hawkwind, he was with someone called Sam Gopal, who played an Indian percussion instrument called tabla.  Here is an interesting old ### Lemmy track

Yesterlove  

Then Hawkwind for a while.  He was canned after getting arrested for drug possession, and general erratic behavior. 

The Psychedelic Warlords   smoke a bowl and get low

Kicked off Motorhead, picked up a guy called Philthy and Fast Eddie Clarke and it was off to the races.  Seems like it's always been a bit of a fustercluck, but by all and I mean all accounts Lemmy was a hell of a man to have a drink with, or ten, or twenty.

:banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:   :banned:  

FASTWAY

Eddie Clarke got together with Pete Way, ex-UFO, but Way left the group before the recorded anything.  They found a singer though, and he is still thriving today-- it's Dave King of Flogging Molly  

Say What You Will

..as for UFO

Eddie Trunk's favorite band is truly great, but also truly 70's.  DISQUALIFIED
what the hell though.. Too Much of Nothing

bonus -- fresh video action---

Hellraiser - 30th Anniversary animated video starring Lemmy and Ozzy
 I guess we also find ourselves on an Ozzy duet run

 
28. Motörhead 
Absolute metal Gods in my book. I got to see them once -- at the 9:30 Club in D.C., which was well worth it. The Supersuckers opened, making it quite the bill. I was more than three sheets to the wind. I ran into a colleague who caught me slamming a pint of Jack Daniel's before the show. It was kind of funny. He wanted me to go to his art gallery. "'Stoff, man. I'm going to see Motorhead! Yeah!"

And the show did not disappoint. 

1916 is an awesome album. "No Voices In The Sky" is an atheist's anthem, catchy even if you're not so disposed. "Ramones" is a very cool tribute song. The whole album shreds. 

Motorhead could get same-y, but they had enough chops and wrote catchy as heck songs to where they were differentiated once you adjusted to their sonic onslaught. They were a lot like the Ramones in that respect. Same, but different and catchy af. Love Motorhead. 

 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top