18. Dokken / Lynch Mob
Album by album, 1983 debut, Breaking the Chains was pretty good, couple or few top notch tracks anyway. Look at these dinguses. Then... three kickass albums, 1984-1987.
Tooth and Nail
Into The Fire
Alone Again
Under Lock and Key
It's Not Love this looks dangerous
Unchain The Night
Back for the Attack
Kiss of Death
Dream Warriors Patricia Arquette, welcome
Heaven Sent
Is this mostly just George Lynch, and glorified Joe Lynn Turner at the front?
Well, yes, mostly, but Don has his charms for me and there is stuff in his post-Lynch catalog that I like. This is one of the few acts and on both sides that I'll still check out anything new they do. It's been a while for Don and I hope he's alright tbh..
George Lynch though, what a ####### machine he has been, holy hell
But back to ~1990, real quick, they just don't like each other and it's an ego struggle and being the superior talent I'd say George was probably in the right, but it's too bad they couldn't make it work. It seemed like they had momentum, should I start using synonyms?, after Beast from the East..
Walk Away bye!
Lynch Mob was pretty good
Tangled In The Web
Don solo was not so great [1000 Miles] and he got slapped legally when he tried to restart a new Dokken on his own.. hate when you lose legal ownership of your own name!
But wait, there's more.
A pop group has a hit with In My Dreams
Dokken has had some good stuff with and without Lynch back on board for a payday. Most notably Erase the Slate with Reb Beach. But if anybody requires a post-Lynch Dokken deep dive, I've got you covered![]()
Lynch's career has been truly impressive.
For Lynch Mob, personally I liked the second album better
I Want It big dumb ### banger
Some of that, he did some bad Soundgardeny stuff with Dokken, solo stuff, cranking out records pretty much every year with a rotating lineup of people he likes to work with, I think he must be living the dream and good for him. GOOD FOR YOU GEORGE ####### LYNCH
Where Do You Sleep At Night
KXM - Breakout
Sweet & Lynch
Now that we're between Dokken and Priest, sit tight for some recommended Saturday Afternoon Viewing
17. L.A. Guns
The overall story of L.A. Guns doesn't have much to do with Tracii Guns, or Axl and Izzy, or whoever is trotting around using the name whether they have any right to be.
Most interesting, from ancient history, and still only mildly, is that every member of the GNR classic lineup did rotate through L.A. Guns at some point, and not usually together.
But really, at least from our perspective, the story has been Phil Lewis all along. Part of the original London glam-rock band GIRL, with Phil Collen, that band would fall apart when Collen left for Def Leppard. Lewis bounces around, makes a few more records with various projects to limited success.. and gets hooked up with Tracii and L.A. Guns
Phil on getting w Guns
Early Phil, post-Girl material.. Tormé .. I guess in London they didn't know Mel.. this isn't bad.. love this album cover .. Tormé![]()
All Around the World
Mystery Train
GIRL ~ Hollywood Tease - a song L.A. Guns would re-record, but here they are the Phils
The day L.A. Guns hired Phil Lewis, was the day Phil Lewis hired L.A. Guns as his backing band. He's not flashy but he's the secret to their success, and their driving force.
The first album crushed, and while it couldn't quite hope to hang with the first, the follow-up Cocked & Loaded was pretty excellent too.
One More Reason
Electric Gypsy seriously be careful you guys
Cry No More/One Way Ticket
Rip And Tear
Never Enough
1991, Hollywood Vampires, wasn't bad
Kiss My Love Goodbye earworm, coulda been a hit track?
Crystal Eyes
but it was a letdown, and the band started to fracture
Since around 2001, the Lewis-led L.A. Guns, with healthy and totally different looking Tracii on board for years now, have made a bunch of solid stuff. To me, at this point in time, as far as sheer volume of respectable studio material goes, Phil Lewis and his L.A. Guns have padded their totals.
2005 Electric Neon Sunset
2012 Araña Negra
2017 Christine
16. Tesla
Well these guys don't have much baggage, just hard working 'Murkin rock n rollers. And while they're no L.A. Guns they're pretty damn excellent! Mechanical Resonance was a perfect debut.
EZ come
Modern Day Cowboy
Little Suzi's on the up
Heaven's Trail
The Way It Is
Love Song
The Great Radio Controversy was a little softer, 4 stars say I, gave them their biggest hit and had them on a tear, when they released an acoustic live album in late 1990 - with a real hit and everything - that made a historical impact.. and for a couple of years you couldn't walk down the street without tripping over a tossed out MTV Unplugged CD.
A year later, the third album, Psychotic Supper - it wasn't bad but wasn't as good, and the rest was history for us here, and I won't always keep pushing newer stuff, but they have also put out quality tunes in their older years.
15. Queensrÿche
From the wreckage of bands with names like Mob, and Myth, and Joker, Bellevue, WA's Queensrÿche ticked all right boxes right out of the gate.
The Lady Wore Black
Before The Storm
Warning
Live In Japan 84
Rage for Order is absolutely great
Screaming In Digital
The Killing Words later on Unplugged
Operation: Mindcrime broke the ####### mold, that's all
Speak live
I Don't Believe In Love
Breaking The Silence
Empire, completely different than Mindcrime in so many ways and yet a worthy follow-up. There are some curveballs on this record but it is very good.
Jet City Woman
Silent Lucidity live @ the VMAs!
Anybody Listening?
Odd little something brought to us by the Ford Fairlane soundtrack
Last Time In Paris
god I haven't heard Booty Time in years
And that was kind of.. it.. for anything I'd call particularly good anyway. There was a pretty long hiatus between Empire and Promised Land.. I was waiting impatiently even as I was rocking my face off with better Seattle bands. Disappointment doesn't even cover it, by the time that did get released. Maybe I'll revisit that, and Mindcrime II someday (Dio was the bad guy?), but not today. Ultimately Geoff was voted off the island and by now all is lost.
14. Scorpions
They were just always around, from my perspective, banging out some solid heavy rock, a couple of early, pretty awesome ballads in the bag and as far as I ever knew they were a pretty killer live band to see. I only saw them like 15 years ago.. and it was totally great.. I mean, these dudes are old, formed in '65, first album '72.
Their pre-Blackout catalog, the music slowly got more appealing, and there are some.. disturbing .. and also interesting .. album covers, not to mention some.. remarkable .. pictures of the band themselves, that not why were here however
I mean, do these look like the kind of guys who would have a nude child pose luridly on a record called Virgin Killer?
alright.. the world keeps spinning.. euros can be weird
Holiday
The Zoo
We puritans never really lighten up but the tunes get better and having nowhere to go but up, the covers get slightly more respectable. By 1982 Blackout is out and the western rock audience is on board
Dy-no-mite!
No One Like You
Follow that puppy up with Love At First Sting, the first cassette tape to be eaten by 100,000 Camaros
Bad Boys Running Wild
Rock You Like A Hurricane transcendent hard rock track
Big City Nights Jet city woman wants to be this
Still Loving You
World Wide Live .. I had it, I enjoyed it, particularly trying to parse out between-song banter, this would later serve me well in my military job assignments
What was to come could no longer hang with their best stuff earlier on, but it was good enough to keep them on the map, headlining tours and bringing up younger artists, particularly over there..
Savage Amusement, the Rhythm of Love
They weren't anywhere near the top of my radar at this point, like say the 'ryche, but a couple of years later Winds of Change was a huge hit. I think there was some idea that it was written by the CIA? Seems unlikely, it's a very Klausy track anyway, but you never know!
Moscow - Blackout full set must have been scrubbed
13. Ratt
Crystal Pystal for a while, that's a mouth full, then Mickey Ratt was the handle for a long time. Drivin' On E.
Old guitarist Chris Hager recounts some of the early days
Chris Hager leaves for Rough Cutt (shout out!), Ratt shorten their name and get signed.
Tell The World
Out of the Cellar mostly rocks.
Back For More
Round And Round thanks Uncle Milty
Lack Of Communication
They'd kick out four more records before burning out and breaking up. Hard for me to pick a favorite between Invasion of Your Privacy and Dancing Undercover, they're only pretty good all in all, and the next two records were, all told, mediocre at best.
Closer To My Heart
You're In Love
Lay It Down
Strippers rejoice!
Dance
Body Talk
Slip of the Lip
I Want A Woman
Way Cool Jr - props, has aged well
Lovin' You's A Dirty Job
Shame Shame Shame
Give me Dokken's catalog, over this, and it's not even a question. But Ratt had the one HUGE hit and the name and the look.. I think they are somehow just on the right side of "iconic"
Love Ratt way more than they deserve probably. They'd be in my top 5 on this list easily. Great guitar sound, Warren DeMartini is an absolute beast, one of the more underrated guys out there. Lots of catchy tunes. Lay it Down is one of the best guitar riffs out there. But Wanted Man, Back for More, Slip of the Lip, You're in Love, I Want a Woman, lots of really good tunes.
I feel like I probably should have put Twisted Sister higher. Maybe the way they went out with a thud, I might have subconsciously docked them some points.
I never loved em or hated em. Influential enough they should have been maybe 10 spots higher.. BUT.. NO REGERTS .. we're getting to the tasty stuff
49. Enuff Z'Nuff
So these cats talk like they hate being lumped in with the hair metal now, but they were all about it in 1989.
They've hardly stopped.. lineup changes here and there, I know they have some fame as "friends" of Howard Stern but I can't say what good it has or hasn't done them. Chip Z'Nuff, worst made up name in a scene built around terrible made up names*, runs this ship and he does it well. But let's be real, they dropped in on a big frou frou red balloon the same way he does in this video, and they wanted to take over.
I thought the Beatley/Cheap-Tricky vibe was a welcome tone. Thoroughly enjoyed. Points for continuing to work hard and grow as a band, which they appear to do..
Hot Little Summer Girl best track hands down if you're asking me
The World Is A Gutter - banger (for them)
Strength ballad that's decent
*probably not true but deduction for naming your band after your fake name
Silent Lucidity is petty much all I’m familiar with. I know Mindcrime is very well regarded. I have a 4 hour drive coming up in a few weeks maybe I will throw the full album on for the ride
Another precocious teen on the Sunset Strip metal scene. DeMartini quit his freshman year of college to join Ratt at age 18 in 1982.Love Ratt way more than they deserve probably. They'd be in my top 5 on this list easily. Great guitar sound, Warren DeMartini is an absolute beast, one of the more underrated guys out there.
Speaking of ... here's the guy DeMartini replaced in Ratt.Late to this . . . Jake E Lee plays on Dissonance
Crosby sure had the tough life after Ratt, which I remember from the VH1 Behind The Music special featuring the band. Had to look up again, but Crosby developed HIV in the early 1990s and died of a heroin overdose in 2002 at age 42. At the time of his death, he allegedly weighed 400 pounds due to a pancreatic condition. On the flip side, he was first on Tawny Kitaen before David Coverdale, OJ Simpson, and Chuck Finley.A LOT of guys went through that band at one time or another. Heck, Michael Schenker gave Ratt a whirl when Robbin Crosby had to go to rehab for a while.
I'm going to the punk rock thread and start calling The Ramones The Rams.Stop this immediately if not sooner.
He was the second guitarist in Steel Dragon in the Wahlberg flick Rockstar. Tragic story this guy.Crosby sure had the tough life after Ratt, which I remember from the VH1 Behind The Music special featuring the band. Had to look up again, but Crosby developed HIV in the early 1990s and died of a heroin overdose in 2002 at age 42. At the time of his death, he alleged weighed 400 pounds due to a pancreatic condition. On the flip side, he was first to Tawny Kitaen before David Coverdale, OJ Simpson, and Chuck Finley.
I've got a picture of me in said Ratt shirt with @plinkoand @Tremendous Upside(I'm just jealous of @scorchy and his vintage Ratt tee-shirt.
I remember seeing Ron Jeremy stumbling out of an elevator at the now defunct Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas back in 2001. And you are 100% right.....guy stunk to high heaven. But yet he had two super hot porn stars on both arms......ugh. Guy is nasty.Been waiting to write about The Cat Club on Sunset Strip and the Bobby Blotzer talk is my queue.
In the early 2000s, my best friend and I took a week-long trip to LA every year. The highlight was Thursday nights at the Cat Club - owned by Stray Cats' drummer Slim Jim Phantom. The house band was called The Star****ers, and they drew an amazing collection of metal B-listers (and the occasional actual star), sleazy scenesters, and lots of big-haired women when they played every Thursday.
Slim Jim and Gilby Clarke were the only two in the band every time we were there, but at various points saw Tracii Guns, Dizzy Reed, John Carabi, Eric Dover, and Stefan Adika perform with them. Unfortunately, we weren't there when Axl showed up and sang a few songs for them but I did get to see Joey Fatone (sp?) sing lead on a cover of Sweet's Fox on the Run. Star****ers actually didn't play much metal - mainly glam, punk, and 60s/70s classics from the Beatles, Stones, Faces, etc.
We probably saw the band 7 or 8 times, and Ron Jeremy was at the club every single one of them. One time, he and some poor drugged out girl sat at the table next to me and Ron kept nodding off onto my shoulder. He had horrible B.O.
As for Bobby Blotzer, Mrs. Scorchy and I took a trip a pre-baby trip to SoCal when she was 6 months pregnant. We stopped in the Cat Club to see the band and the opening act had Blotzer's son playing in it. We talked to him for a while and I told him my Ratt T-shirt story. He couldn't have been nicer, including giving us lots of parenting advice. He even touched Mrs. Scorchy belly and blessed the kid. So we have that going for us...
We need to ask Mrs. Scorchy what it was like to be super, double pregnant.Just being in the same room, that makes him part Blotzer
Things haven't exactly been getting better for Mr. JeremyI remember seeing Ron Jeremy stumbling out of an elevator at the now defunct Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas back in 2001. And you are 100% right.....guy stunk to high heaven. But yet he had two super hot porn stars on both arms......ugh. Guy is nasty.
Nothing to add regarding Van Halen other than if they are at 12, I can't wait to see who the next 11 are. All iterations of Van Halen have rang loud and true in the 30 house from the time I first listened to them in the early 80's till today on the trainer during a workout. Top 5 all time for me.Loving the Ratt love!
12. Van Halen / David Lee Roth / Van Hagar
Pretty Woman - "one of the first" videos banned by MTV (first was Queen!) ... nightmare #### happening here..
Panama
It's 1984 and the biggest rock band in the country must have known they had just peaked, at least Eddie did, at least with this current group. I imagine he could have put up with Dave for the rest of his life if there was much more in it.
Dave went solo in bombastic fashion, and 14 year old me thought it was amazing.
Just A Gigolo
Yankee Rose
Van Halen picked up Sammy Hagar (after being turned down by Daryl Hall and Patty Smyth? -- can't be real.. friend of band Billy Sheehan also once said he was offered Michael's job) and carried forth like they knew what they were doing. And they did. And it was good. I didn't like it but it was good.
Dreams forgot about this Blue Angels video
DLR, Eat 'Em And Smile I liked. Again.. 14.. but it's a fun piece. Not a ton of staying power maybe. The follow-up, Skyscraper, same band is still on, had one pretty big hit and it's a good pop song, but the rest is faded on me. Beyond that, he's had his moments, and he helped bring up John 5.
.. My last chance to mention Steve Vai, who always seemed super cool and could rip it up. I liked his solo record around '90 too.. his Zappa-esque earlier solo record is... something.
The Sammy years were a good time for the rest of the Halens, at least from what I could tell, and they were able to rock into their middle ages.
I caught Van Halen on the first reunion tour with Dave, teenage Wolfgang, maybe 2006? It was not spectacular by any sense but dammit it was great to be there! I'm lucky to have done it. Legends.
Tom Breihan's old dilapidated Number Ones on JUMP
VH Dave is my favorite all time band, and I'll take Eat 'Em & Smile over 5150 (though I do enjoy 5150.) Was too young to catch the original band live, had to settle for Sammy VH and Dave and his talent blessed band. Between them I must have seen them a dozen times in my late teens/early twenties. Such great memories.Loving the Ratt love!
12. Van Halen / David Lee Roth / Van Hagar
Rare that I feel bad for criminals, but imagine being stuck in the same cell as the stinky hedgehog.
You didn't grow up in Rootstown, OH by any chance, did you? Same thing for me, I was into the glam hair bands, one of my best friends was into the harder stuff and thought the #### I listened to was anathema to the genre. Anyhow, he was a huge VH fan (we did see eye to eye on some bands) and felt the same way about 1984. Had to listen to his bull#### for 6 months after it came out, #####ing about all the keyboards and how they were getting soft and selling out.Friend of mine thinks they sold out with 1984 but that's ridiculous IMO. Panama, Drop Dead Legs, House of Pain, Hot for Teacher, these songs are classic VH. If they "sold out" it's for one song, Jump (won't count I'll Wait), and while I never listen to Jump on purpose, it's a good pop rock song.
The non cover tunes on Diver Down are strong though.I remember liking DLR's covers as a kid, but I'm pretty sure that's because I had never heard any of the originals other that California Girls. Just a Gigolo, in particular, is pretty inessential in terms of adding anything to the Louis Prima original. That's Life isn't even a particularly good Sinatra song and Dave still doesn't add anything.
I remember hating Diver Down when it came out, but at least their Dancing in the Streets had those Van Halen harmonies that make the song sound their own. I hated Pretty Woman with a passion.
Dude look scary.....wow.Rare that I feel bad for criminals, but imagine being stuck in the same cell as the stinky hedgehog.
Stupid......some of their best material on 1984....total nonsense.The "sellout" narrative for 1984 is doubly ridiculous when you remember Diver Down. I understand it was the record company's idea, but Diver Down has FIVE! covers. When you're following up an album that covered Roy Orbison, Martha and the Vandellas and Roy freakin' Rogers with an album that has Panama and Hot For Teacher, which is the sellout?
lol I'm NY, but pretty much the exact same thing except I was kinda into everything (from Slayer to VH to Prince). I assume these conversations were going on all around the country (world?) at that time.You didn't grow up in Rootstown, OH by any chance, did you? Same thing for me, I was into the glam hair bands, one of my best friends was into the harder stuff and thought the #### I listened to was anathema to the genre. Anyhow, he was a huge VH fan (we did see eye to eye on some bands) and felt the same way about 1984. Had to listen to his bull#### for 6 months after it came out, #####ing about all the keyboards and how they were getting soft and selling out.
I despise the "sellout" garbage that fans (& some critics) vomit out. It pisses me off that fans are gonna tell an artist what they can and can not do. Dead fans are the worst if you mention "Shakedown Street" or "Touch Of Gray" with any kind of affection, but VH fans are a close second.The "sellout" narrative for 1984 is doubly ridiculous when you remember Diver Down. I understand it was the record company's idea, but Diver Down has FIVE! covers. When you're following up an album that covered Roy Orbison, Martha and the Vandellas and Roy freakin' Rogers with an album that has Panama and Hot For Teacher, which is the sellout?
Stop this immediately if not sooner.
So I guess this is a thing, huh?
Secrets probably gets my vote as most underrated VH tune. Shows a rare pensive side to DLR, just a terrific song.Little Guitars a top 5 all time VH song for me.
Hang em High smoked.
And Secrets is such a smooth tune.
Patty Smyth fronting the three remaining members of Van Halen would have worked, but it would have been entirely different from every rendition of Van Halen we're accustomed to, needless to say. She had the pipes in spades ... it's just that some types of songs (e.g. lots of classic VH) just don't work coming from a woman's perspective. Still would've been an interesting project, IMHO.Van Halen picked up Sammy Hagar (after being turned down by Daryl Hall and Patty Smyth? -- can't be real.
I suppose my thesis seems less compelling when you consider that VH1 had two covers, including Ice Cream Man (which I'm reasonably sure I didn't know was a cover until I was close to 40).I despise the "sellout" garbage that fans (& some critics) vomit out. It pisses me off that fans are gonna tell an artist what they can and can not do. Dead fans are the worst if you mention "Shakedown Street" or "Touch Of Gray" with any kind of affection, but VH fans are a close second.
In fact, VH fans might be worse because they have more targets for parking-lot bullies to aim at, and they can't even agree on when the sellout happened - all the while punching the paneling in their parents' basements sporting Doritos stains on their yellowed underwear.
At least Van Halen covered good songs. How well they covered them is up for debate, but they had taste in their sources.
I wasn’t crazy about the song writing on that one. It has some very high moments but also some low ones.Secrets probably gets my vote as most underrated VH tune. Shows a rare pensive side to DLR, just a terrific song.
Surprised to see Women and Children First so far down on your list.
Your thesis is correct, IMHO, when it comes to 1984 vs Diver Down. I just happen to think VH didn't sell out at all, nor did anyone else.I suppose my thesis seems less compelling when you consider that VH1 had two covers, including Ice Cream Man (which I'm reasonably sure I didn't know was a cover until I was close to 40).