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Top 100 Heavy Metal and glam rock acts from the MTV era - it's still real to me (1 Viewer)

2.  How did I not know who the OP is??  :headbang:
Don't feel bad. He's one of my best friends on the planet but plinko was posting for more than a week in my 1988 thread  before I realized his true identity. The mention of Vinnie Vincent Invasion finally clued me in.

 
Don't feel bad. He's one of my best friends on the planet but plinko was posting for more than a week in my 1988 thread  before I realized his true identity. The mention of Vinnie Vincent Invasion finally clued me in.


That is hilarious!

 
Sorry I’m a few days late to this thread, but I’m all in! (I think I’ve set a new record for “likes given out in a single thread” and we still have 90+ bands to go)

Love/Hate is an all time favorite of mine. Already seeing names like Junkyard popping up in this thread has me looking forward to the rest of the list!

:headbang:

 
Unranked: Impellitteri

Following in the well worn footsteps of metal bands where the guitarist gets top billing, Impellitteri was founded in 1987 by guitar shredder Chris Impellitteri.  Due to his classical influences, Chris was lauded by many as the next Yngwie Malmsteen, but alas, his arrival to the scene was a bit too late to make a lasting impact.  Timing is indeed everything.  To their credit, Impelliteri has continued to release albums and tour to this day, switching from original singer Rob Rock to British vocalist Graham Bonnet (formerly with Rainbow and Malmsteen's Alcatrazz) back to Rock back to Bonnet and back to Rock.  But given that this is about the Mtv-era, it's worth noting that Impellitteri hit its commercial peak with 1988's Stand in Line, for which the video got regular play on Mtv at the time. In my opinion, honorable mention in the video performance goes to the keyboard player who straps on a keytar in multiple shots. I also enjoy the fact that Chris Impellitteri plays his guitar up at his armpits in the video.

Stand in Line

Bonus material:  I was a big fan of vocalist Graham Bonnet at the time because of his non-traditional look - he had short hair and occasionally wore Miami Vice-era Don Johnson suits for live performances.  At the risk of making this a look at me post, this was me at the time (far left), a singer with short hair trying to front a hair metal band (which was a relatively short-lived endeavor and, yes, we had faces made for radio).  The band was called GHIA when I joined, which stood for "Guitar Heroes In Action."  I made them change the name to "Radio Silence" which, unintentionally, was the absolute worst possible name for a boisterous hair metal band.  Our pinnacle was playing a bill opening for Loudness (yes, the Japanese metal band), followed by a swift end shortly thereafter.

Edit to add:  The above entry was at the invitation of @plinko.  Thank you for the indulgence kind sir.

 
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93. Bonham

John's son Jason put a band together in his early twenties and all due respect, they wrote this stuff and it ain't half bad.

In my research I found that sadly singer Daniel McMaster passed away from sepsis due to a strep infection.  No bueno :(

Predictably, Jason now tours the world playing Zeppelin stuff

Wait For You
Guilty
Pretty sure that Wait For You song just kicked in an acid flashback.  No idea why.

 
Unranked: Impellitteri

Following in the well worn footsteps of metal bands where the guitarist gets top billing, Impellitteri was founded in 1987 by guitar shredder Chris Impellitteri.  Due to his classical influences, Chris was lauded by many as the next Yngwie Malmsteen, but alas, his arrival to the scene was a bit too late to make a lasting impact.  Timing is indeed everything.  To their credit, Impelliteri has continued to release albums and tour to this day, switching from original singer Rob Rock to British vocalist Graham Bonnet (formerly with Rainbow and Malmsteen's Alcatrazz) back to Rock back to Bonnet and back to Rock.  But given that this is about the Mtv-era, it's worth noting that Impellitteri hit its commercial peak with 1988's Stand in Line, for which the video got regular play on Mtv at the time. In my opinion, honorable mention in the video performance goes to the keyboard player who straps on a keytar in multiple shots. I also enjoy the fact that Chris Impellitteri plays his guitar up at his armpits in the video.

Stand in Line

Bonus material:  I was a big fan of vocalist Graham Bonnet at the time because of his non-traditional look - he had short hair and occasionally wore Miami Vice-era Don Johnson suits for live performances.  At the risk of making this a look at me post, this was me at the time (far left), a singer with short hair trying to front a hair metal band (which was a relatively short-lived endeavor and, yes, we had faces made for radio).  The band was called GHIA when I joined, which stood for "Guitar Heroes In Action."  I made them change the name to "Radio Silence" which, unintentionally, was the absolute worst possible name for a boisterous hair metal band.  Our pinnacle was playing a bill opening for Loudness (yes, the Japanese metal band), followed by a swift end shortly thereafter.

Edit to add:  The above entry was at the invitation of @plinko.  Thank you for the indulgence kind sir.
Awesome.. thank you!  Something for the drive home 

 
BANG!
Say да, да да да
Tell me yes and let's feed the fire!
BANG! BANG!
Say да да да
Nothing less
I wanna hear a YES

94. Gorky Park

BANG

Try to Find Me  Nice little slow ditty
Cover of My Generation that nobody asked for
Moscow Music Peace Festival set

1989's Moscow Music Peace Festival brought together five acts in our top twenty, and these guys.  Together they singled-handedly ended perestroika, and the friendships between our two countries have gotten so strong that today half our government now reports directly to the Russian Premier.

Oh yeah, one other guy showed up to help.. there we are, me and the boys, late at night and we've been glued to this pay-per-view.. all the artists come back out at the end for the big all star encore jam, and there's this fleshy young man on a drum kit who I've never seen before.  If they even introduced him I missed it, because we were like "Who dis?"

Of course, and for some reason, it was none other than...
 


Damn you.  That chorus will be in my head for the next week.

 
Unranked: Impellitteri

Following in the well worn footsteps of metal bands where the guitarist gets top billing, Impellitteri was founded in 1987 by guitar shredder Chris Impellitteri.  Due to his classical influences, Chris was lauded by many as the next Yngwie Malmsteen, but alas, his arrival to the scene was a bit too late to make a lasting impact.  Timing is indeed everything.  To their credit, Impelliteri has continued to release albums and tour to this day, switching from original singer Rob Rock to British vocalist Graham Bonnet (formerly with Rainbow and Malmsteen's Alcatrazz) back to Rock back to Bonnet and back to Rock.  But given that this is about the Mtv-era, it's worth noting that Impellitteri hit its commercial peak with 1988's Stand in Line, for which the video got regular play on Mtv at the time. In my opinion, honorable mention in the video performance goes to the keyboard player who straps on a keytar in multiple shots. I also enjoy the fact that Chris Impellitteri plays his guitar up at his armpits in the video.

Stand in Line

Bonus material:  I was a big fan of vocalist Graham Bonnet at the time because of his non-traditional look - he had short hair and occasionally wore Miami Vice-era Don Johnson suits for live performances.  At the risk of making this a look at me post, this was me at the time (far left), a singer with short hair trying to front a hair metal band (which was a relatively short-lived endeavor and, yes, we had faces made for radio).  The band was called GHIA when I joined, which stood for "Guitar Heroes In Action."  I made them change the name to "Radio Silence" which, unintentionally, was the absolute worst possible name for a boisterous hair metal band.  Our pinnacle was playing a bill opening for Loudness (yes, the Japanese metal band), followed by a swift end shortly thereafter.

Edit to add:  The above entry was at the invitation of @plinko.  Thank you for the indulgence kind sir.
Rob Rock also had a great album “Rage of Creation”, early 2000’s, worth a listen. 👍🏻

 
Which brings us to our theme song 

95. Black ‘n Blue

If these guys had anything else worth listening to, it eluded the hell out of me. But just look at that glorious 1984 hair

Hold Onto 18


This set must have been re-used 80 times for various metal music videos. 

 
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Which brings us to our theme song 

95. Black ‘n Blue

If these guys had anything else worth listening to, it eluded the hell out of me. But just look at that glorious 1984 hair

Hold Onto 18
Dammit! I don't check the thread for a couple days and you unleash King Diamond, Gorky Park and these masterful bastards.

KD (King Diamond, not the esteemed @knowledge dropper) was something I got into late, and his vocals never really appealed to me, but the songs and musicianship were great. Gorky Park were meh, but the fact that you wrote out the chorus for Bang was maybe the deepest, strangest call-out to an obscure part of my past that I can ever remember randomly coming across. So, many thanks!

And here's the "anything else worth listening to" from Black N Blue. A song that my friends and I could not get out of our heads for months back in 89 or 90, with a shout out to producer Gene Simmons: I Want It All  

 
I think this has led me to the question of the moment: There weren't ninety-four bands better than Gorky Park? 

Oooh. Boy. 

 
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I think this has all leads me to the question of the moment: There weren't ninety-four bands better than Gorky Park? 

Oooh. Boy. 
I actually liked their cover of My Generation. But to be fair, I'm pretty sure I heard it before I heard the original Who version. I originally heard it on this truly bad-### album. The Skid Row cover of Holidays In The Sun by the Sex Pistols is my personal definitive version of that tune. And I love me some Pistols.

 
When I saw the phrase "hammers and sickles" yesterday, a certain Scorpions song went through my head, too, and given that I'd just updated an old Top Ten thread about hair metal ballads, I felt ashamed I hadn't included that song. 

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:  indeed. 

 
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When I saw the phrase "hammers and sickles" yesterday, a certain Scorpions song went through my head, too, and given that I'd just updated an old Top Ten thread about hair metal ballads, I felt ashamed I hadn't included that song. 

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:  indeed. 
Thought the same thing. Let your balalaika sing.

 
I actually liked their cover of My Generation. But to be fair, I'm pretty sure I heard it before I heard the original Who version. I originally heard it on this truly bad-### album. The Skid Row cover of Holidays In The Sun by the Sex Pistols is my personal definitive version of that tune. And I love me some Pistols.


I'm with you on all of this except the very last part

I played that Skid Row cover for scorchy once and he reacted by pouring a bag of white powder all over his crotch

 
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I'm with you on all of this except the very last part

I played that Skid Row cover for scorchy once and he reacted by pouring a bag of white powder all over his crotch
This is just begging for some follow-up. 

What purpose did that serve? Was it an accident?

More importantly, what kind of white powder, exactly?  I gotta say that if he poured a bag of yayo over his johnson to protest the fact that a supremely excellent hair metal group was debasing themselves by stooping so low as to cover a second-tier song from a bunch of street-trash brits with dubious musical skills, then Mr. Scorchy will have proven his epic hair metal/glam fanboy bona fides beyond any semblance of doubt.

Also, if that was the case, he damn well better have licked out the bag afterwards. 

 
This is just begging for some follow-up. 

What purpose did that serve? Was it an accident?


No yayo, Tommy, it was only coffee creamer ;)  

Technically I think it was the next day but it was definitely on the same Andes hike. 

No cell service and I was playing DJ with the meager selection of songs that were on my phone 6-7 years ago.. including that Stairway comp..

 
Which brings us to our theme song 

95. Black ‘n Blue

If these guys had anything else worth listening to, it eluded the hell out of me. But just look at that glorious 1984 hair

Hold Onto 18
Random tidbit- Black and Blue featured Tommy Thayer on guitar. For the past 20 years, Thayer has been in Kiss, playing lead guitar in the Ace Frehley makeup.

 
No yayo, Tommy, it was only coffee creamer ;)  

Technically I think it was the next day but it was definitely on the same Andes hike. 

No cell service and I was playing DJ with the meager selection of songs that were on my phone 6-7 years ago.. including that Stairway comp..
I think whatever song you played was so awful that it caused an inadvertent spasm, thus sending my knee into the tent table and the non-dairy creamer into a pile in my lap.  Great timing that you captured a wonderful pic of the incident with your brother pretending to snort it off my crotch. 

 
99. Nelson

So, these choads make the cut, by virtue of two things: They had a #1 single, so there's no questioning their (brief) popularity, and they brought in Bobby Rock on drums, and I ####### love Bobby Rock.

One day Mark Slaughter and Dana Strum decided to effectively fire Vinnie Vincent from his own band.  VVI drummer Bobby Rock could have stayed on as well.. but he left for what he thought were greener pastures.  Oopsie, I guess?
But fear not, old Bob still tours the circuit with an act that's way up this list; he also sells health food concoctions and does all sorts of fitness and motivational stuff on the side.  I know all this because I get his weekly newsletter in my email. :thumbup:  

As for Nelson, well, sure, they're awful. They're phony.  They're wannabes.  Yet, even if you can't bring yourself to call them by any form of the metal genre.. the ingredients were there - slippery little guitar hooks, hard hitting drums - and they certainly made a cultural impact.  Their ridiculousness was a black mark on the whole scene.  There would be more black marks to come..

I Can Hardly Wait  
After The Rain

Tom Breihan's writeup on Love and Affection.  Tom Breihan's Number Ones series kicks ###..
Butthead, these chicks are hot.

 
Which brings us to our theme song 

95. Black ‘n Blue

If these guys had anything else worth listening to, it eluded the hell out of me. But just look at that glorious 1984 hair

Hold Onto 18
I still listen to Black and Blue often and have always thought they were underrated.  The debut album is pretty dang solid all the way through.   

 
No, I haven't. Like the real CIA? I'd be interested in the podcast. 
It’s called Wind of Change. Here is the synopsis:

It’s 1990. The Berlin Wall has just come down. The Soviet Union is on the verge of collapse. A heavy metal band from West Germany, the Scorpions, releases a power ballad, “Wind of Change.” The song becomes the soundtrack to the peaceful revolution sweeping Europe — and one of the biggest rock singles ever. According to some fans, it’s the song that ended the Cold War.

Decades later, New Yorker writer Patrick Radden Keefe hears a rumor from a source: the Scorpions didn’t actually write “Wind of Change.” The CIA did.

This is Patrick’s journey to find the truth. Among former operatives and leather-clad rockers, from Moscow to Kiev to a GI Joe convention in Ohio, it’s a story about spies doing the unthinkable, about propaganda hidden in pop music, and a maze of government secrets. “Wind of Change.” An offbeat eight part investigation

Wind of Change is an Original Series from Pineapple Street Studios, Crooked Media and Spotify. Follow Wind of Change on Spotify to binge the full season.

 
It’s called Wind of Change. Here is the synopsis:

It’s 1990. The Berlin Wall has just come down. The Soviet Union is on the verge of collapse. A heavy metal band from West Germany, the Scorpions, releases a power ballad, “Wind of Change.” The song becomes the soundtrack to the peaceful revolution sweeping Europe — and one of the biggest rock singles ever. According to some fans, it’s the song that ended the Cold War.

Decades later, New Yorker writer Patrick Radden Keefe hears a rumor from a source: the Scorpions didn’t actually write “Wind of Change.” The CIA did.

This is Patrick’s journey to find the truth. Among former operatives and leather-clad rockers, from Moscow to Kiev to a GI Joe convention in Ohio, it’s a story about spies doing the unthinkable, about propaganda hidden in pop music, and a maze of government secrets. “Wind of Change.” An offbeat eight part investigation

Wind of Change is an Original Series from Pineapple Street Studios, Crooked Media and Spotify. Follow Wind of Change on Spotify to binge the full season.
You have absolutely got to be kidding me. I'm not going to binge an eight-part series, but I'll definitely try and find the spoilers. Thanks. 

 
bigbottom said:
It’s called Wind of Change. Here is the synopsis:

It’s 1990. The Berlin Wall has just come down. The Soviet Union is on the verge of collapse. A heavy metal band from West Germany, the Scorpions, releases a power ballad, “Wind of Change.” The song becomes the soundtrack to the peaceful revolution sweeping Europe — and one of the biggest rock singles ever. According to some fans, it’s the song that ended the Cold War.

Decades later, New Yorker writer Patrick Radden Keefe hears a rumor from a source: the Scorpions didn’t actually write “Wind of Change.” The CIA did.

This is Patrick’s journey to find the truth. Among former operatives and leather-clad rockers, from Moscow to Kiev to a GI Joe convention in Ohio, it’s a story about spies doing the unthinkable, about propaganda hidden in pop music, and a maze of government secrets. “Wind of Change.” An offbeat eight part investigation

Wind of Change is an Original Series from Pineapple Street Studios, Crooked Media and Spotify. Follow Wind of Change on Spotify to binge the full season.
Ok, this sounds awesome.  

 
92. Giuffria / House of Lords

Here's about all I ever knew about Gregg Giuffria - for better or worse, he helped set the style for all those beautiful lions, the rock and roll keyboardists (see also, bb's Impellitteri)

ANGEL, 1976, sons of Washington, DC, and arguably Gene Simmons' first set of protoges.

Keytar god

Eventually he ends up leading his own act.. they have a hit early but fizzle out, he stays close with Gene who I think eventually orchestrates the House of Lords thing down in LA, where they try and ride the hair wave.  

Call To The Heart this is pure grade AOR, the good ####

I Wanna Be Loved  Lords' MTV "hit"

Cover of Can't Find My Way Home that nobody asked for

Anyway some other stuff happens and Giuffria is now a big money Las Vegas businessman or something.

I think the lesson is be nice to Gene

Bonus: Frank Zappa and Terry Bozzio singing about the band Angel

 
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bigbottom said:
It’s called Wind of Change. Here is the synopsis:

It’s 1990. The Berlin Wall has just come down. The Soviet Union is on the verge of collapse. A heavy metal band from West Germany, the Scorpions, releases a power ballad, “Wind of Change.” The song becomes the soundtrack to the peaceful revolution sweeping Europe — and one of the biggest rock singles ever. According to some fans, it’s the song that ended the Cold War.

Decades later, New Yorker writer Patrick Radden Keefe hears a rumor from a source: the Scorpions didn’t actually write “Wind of Change.” The CIA did.

This is Patrick’s journey to find the truth. Among former operatives and leather-clad rockers, from Moscow to Kiev to a GI Joe convention in Ohio, it’s a story about spies doing the unthinkable, about propaganda hidden in pop music, and a maze of government secrets. “Wind of Change.” An offbeat eight part investigation

Wind of Change is an Original Series from Pineapple Street Studios, Crooked Media and Spotify. Follow Wind of Change on Spotify to binge the full season.


I think this is the plot of a Rockford Files episode.

 

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