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Top 100 Heavy Metal and glam rock acts from the MTV era - it's still real to me (2 Viewers)

It's only just now collecting these videos that it occurs to me, Whitfield Crane looks exactly like David the model from Australian Survivor.
Your expertise related to obscure metal bands is apparently surpassed only by your in-depth knowledge of Survivor (the TV show, not the band).*

*And by obscure metal bands I don't mean Ugly Kid Joe, even though the fact you remember what anyone in the band looks like is pretty remarkable in itself.

 
Moving along before I get busy

81. Autograph

Not much of a story here, other than a pretty huge hit smack dab in the first half of 1985, "a last minute addition to the record" blah blah, nobody cares.  

A song so ubiquitous in its essence that it still pops into my head on a regular basis, without ever hearing it.

Turn Up The Radio  
Cover of We're An American Band that nobody asked for  
I always thought the lead singer looked a bit like a ginger Luther from The Warriors

 
80. Ugly Kid Joe

Talk about your late arrivals, these dudes, from Bay Area CA, were college-aged in 1991 when they laid down their first EP and had a hit.  Their follow-up full-length was surprisingly solid IIRC.  To be fair, I haven't listened to them in decades.

Everything About You

Cover of Cats In The Cradle that, well, wasn't so bad (live acoustic link)
Like their America's Least Wanted album.  Come Tomorrow, gosh darn Devil (Rob Halford sings backup) are quality rock tunes, and a couple lighter ones are decent (Busy Buy, Mr. Record Man). Obviously had a fun sense of humor. 

 
90. Saigon Kick

If anybody has any good stories about Saigon Kick, please weigh in, because I don't know much except:

Not to be confused with Hanoi Rocks, we'll see them later 
Not to be confused with Candlebox, another post-grunge arrival, coming later here and I think a similar band
They were from Miami which was different enough
I liked their record The Lizard enough that they eeked in here

Love Is On The Way late era MTV slow sappy hit, post Extreme/Mr Big 

Feel The Same Way
Huge fan of Saigon Kick. They got lumped into the end of the Hair Metal scene, and “Love is on the Way” didn’t help with that categorization. Their first album was a mix of metal, alternative, Beatles, Janes Addiction- all over the place musically but brilliant.

Lead singer left after the Lizard album cycle, Jason Beiler (lead gtr/ songwriter) took over vocals on the third album “Water”. Musically was awesome, but his vocals are an acquired taste. He just released a solo album last year that was pretty well received in the Prog Rock world called “Jason Beiler and the Baron von Bielski Orchestra “

 
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Huge fan of Saigon Kick. They got lumped into the end of the Hair Metal scene, and “Love is on the Way” didn’t help with that categorization. Their first album was a mix of metal, alternative, Beatles, Janes Addiction- all over the place musically but brilliant.

Lead singer left after the Lizard album cycle, Jason Beiler (lead gtr/ songwriter) took over vocals on the third album “Water”. Musically was awesome, but his vocals are an acquired taste. He just released a solo album last year that was pretty well received in the Prog Rock world called “Jason Beiler and the Baron von Bielski Orchestra “
I picked up “Water” when it came out and was disappointed, but honestly I probably didn’t give it much chance. Will check these out :thumbup:  

 
79. Thunder

I think I might only know these guys because I lived in England.  

Love Walked In

Covers of Gimme Some Lovin, Gimme Shelter, and Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment* that nobody asked for

*not really

Similar to what others have mentioned, this was the first version of Gimme Some Lovin that I ever heard and I wore it out

TOMORROW:  Let's go to Switzerland .. and Japan .. and Wisconsin
 
I think the only song that broke for Thunder in the US was Dirty Love, but I know they were much bigger in Europe.

ETA- and by “broke”, i mean “got some MTV airplay”

 
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80. Ugly Kid Joe

Rikki Nikki Shmikki.. The best metal name is Whitfield Crane.

It's only just now collecting these videos that it occurs to me, Whitfield Crane looks exactly like David the model from Australian Survivor.

Anyhoo.

Initially named Overdrive, then Suburban White Alcoholic Trash, the band got its name Ugly Kid Joe as a parody of L.A. glam band Pretty Boy Floyd, initially for a one night show in Santa Barbara opening for Pretty Boy Floyd. Pretty Boy Floyd would pull out of the show and have the gig cancelled, but the band decided to keep the name.

Talk about your late arrivals, these dudes, from Bay Area CA, were college-aged in 1991 when they laid down their first EP and had a hit.  Their follow-up full-length was surprisingly solid IIRC.  To be fair, I haven't listened to them in decades.

Everything About You

Cover of Cats In The Cradle that, well, wasn't so bad (live acoustic link)

I saw them in ~93 on a big bill with Def Leppard, in the UK.  I don't think the above video is from that show (but maybe?).  Fun band and Whitfield Crane was climbing all over the riggings ala Eddie Vedder.  My next pick was there too...

(eta- I'm being told I'm wrong about David)
Loved these guys.  Saw them play by circumstance a few times and always a fun show. I never really thought of them as glam or metal though.  Just rock. The story of their name is even kind of anti-glam.

 
I don't think I'm just speaking for myself here when I say that, one day, we really need a deeper dive into why your favorite genre was once "soundtracks."
I've run into a couple people born in the 1990s whose entire knowledge of 60s to 80s music is based on songs they have heard in movies.

 
78. Krokus

From Switzerland and a big part of the metal scenery back in the eighties, they were another one who peaked when I was in short pants and still discovering Duran Duran, so I really just caught the silly years.  They have some decent older stuff to discover.

Homeboy with the chest hair and the afro (Marc Storace) is actually Maltese 

Wikipedia nugs:

Krokus was founded in Solothurn in 1975 by Chris von Rohr (vocals and multi-instruments) and Tommy Kiefer (guitar), both former members of Kaktus.
Fascinating!  Sadly, Tommy Kiefer would leave the band and commit suicide right around the same time that Tom Kiefer appeared on the scene.  Hmmm.

Past members    
 
Peter Richard
Remo Spadino
Tommy Kiefer
Hansi Droz
Jurg Naegeli
Freddy Steady
Henry Friez
Mark Kohler
Steve Pace
Andy Tanas
Doug Johnson
Jeff Klaven
Paul Fox
Tommy Keiser
Jai Winding
Dani Crivelli
Björn Lodin
Peter McTanner
Peter Haas
Tony Castell
Many Maurer
Cliff Rodgers
Carl Sentance
Chris Lauper
Dave Stettler
Patrick Aeby
Stefan Schwarzmann
Dennis Ward
Kosta Zafiriou
Dominique Favez
Holy ####### ####

Anyway, here's Screaming In The Night

Cover of Ballroom Blitz that the world begged them not to make

 
I don't think I'm just speaking for myself here when I say that, one day, we really need a deeper dive into why your favorite genre was once "soundtracks."


More like a shallow swim. Kid of the 80s with limited funds and strict parents. This lead to two things: getting burned on one-hit wonder albums and the dreaded Parental Advisory label. And honestly, you see a movie, you get to pre-listen to the music and make an informed decision. And none of the soundtracks triggered any warnings from the parents. So I get Dio and Queen off the Iron Eagle soundtrack, Real Life off the RAD soundtrack without the rest of their filler, Rocky IV, Footloose, Top Gun, I can basically replay the movie in my head laying out in the front yard. Purple Rain stayed hidden with the 1984 cassette deep in my closet.

It's not my proudest musically take, but not my worst. Grades 9-12, I was nothing but Christian music, so if we want to go down a Carmen, Petra, Amy Grant, DC Talk rabbit hole, I'm there for that.

 
Somebody please edit Wikipedia and add me to the list of past Krokus members
My knowledge of Krokus is pretty much limited to them being referenced in a Hold Steady b-side:

She said she was cruising but she came back all fried and out of focus, with a cool car cranking Krokus

 
More like a shallow swim. Kid of the 80s with limited funds and strict parents. This lead to two things: getting burned on one-hit wonder albums and the dreaded Parental Advisory label. And honestly, you see a movie, you get to pre-listen to the music and make an informed decision. And none of the soundtracks triggered any warnings from the parents. So I get Dio and Queen off the Iron Eagle soundtrack, Real Life off the RAD soundtrack without the rest of their filler, Rocky IV, Footloose, Top Gun, I can basically replay the movie in my head laying out in the front yard. Purple Rain stayed hidden with the 1984 cassette deep in my closet.

It's not my proudest musically take, but not my worst. Grades 9-12, I was nothing but Christian music, so if we want to go down a Carmen, Petra, Amy Grant, DC Talk rabbit hole, I'm there for that.
Thanks for the details.  Hopefully all the soundtracks didn't provide too much Kenny Loggins exposure for a developing brain.  

Maybe @plinko will provide some crossover with high-school experience by posting about that famous yellow and black Christian metal band.

 
78. Krokus

From Switzerland and a big part of the metal scenery back in the eighties, they were another one who peaked when I was in short pants and still discovering Duran Duran, so I really just caught the silly years.  They have some decent older stuff to discover.

Homeboy with the chest hair and the afro (Marc Storace) is actually Maltese 

Wikipedia nugs:

Fascinating!  Sadly, Tommy Kiefer would leave the band and commit suicide right around the same time that Tom Kiefer appeared on the scene.  Hmmm.

Holy ####### ####

Anyway, here's Screaming In The Night

Cover of Ballroom Blitz that the world begged them not to make
I wore the crap out of the Headhunter album back in high school.

The videos for the aforementioned Screaming In The Night and Eat The Rich  got a ton of MTV airplay back in the day.

 
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Past members    
 
Peter Richard
Remo Spadino
Tommy Kiefer
Hansi Droz
Jurg Naegeli
Freddy Steady
Henry Friez
Mark Kohler
Steve Pace
Andy Tanas
Doug Johnson
Jeff Klaven
Paul Fox
Tommy Keiser
Jai Winding
Dani Crivelli
Björn Lodin
Peter McTanner
Peter Haas
Tony Castell
Many Maurer
Cliff Rodgers
Carl Sentance
Chris Lauper
Dave Stettler
Patrick Aeby
Stefan Schwarzmann
Dennis Ward
Kosta Zafiriou
Dominique Favez
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Holy ####### ####
Compare that to number of band members in fellow European (Dutch) band Golden Earring, particularly since 1970.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/timeline/b710r7sfypcfme50bjq3i7pnkr0zwi7.png

 
77. Loudness

Japanese act, originally called Lazy.  I remember these guys touring with Crue, when I wasn't quite old enough to go to shows, but was beginning to pine.

Guitarist rules.  

I always enjoyed Thunder In The East, but honestly their purest and best record is 1983's The Law of Devil's Land.  The vocals at least on the streaming versions are still mostly in their native tongue ... ETA the version on ####racket Spotify isn't even under Loudness, but (loudness) <_<  

In The Mirror  

In The Mirror - Japanese

Never Change Your Mind  

Crazy Nights  
 

 
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Had to look up if the band name Lazy came from the Deep Purple tune given their legendary Live In Japan album. And indeed it did.


Just the kind of info we're looking for in here 

You can hear Priest all over these dudes too

  (( Deep Purple, while considered, are not on the list .. never part of the scene at least from my recollection ))

 
77. Loudness

Japanese act, originally called Lazy.  I remember these guys touring with Crue, when I wasn't quite old enough to go to shows, but was beginning to pine.

Guitarist rules.  

I always enjoyed Thunder In The East, but honestly their purest and best record is 1983's The Law of Devil's Land.  The vocals at least on the streaming versions are still mostly in their native tongue ... ETA the version on ####racket Spotify isn't even under Loudness, but (loudness) <_<  

In The Mirror  

In The Mirror - Japanese

Never Change Your Mind  

Crazy Nights  
 
YES!!!!

(but you failed to mention the most amazing piece of trivia about this band already mentioned in this thread - I am so disappointed!!!)

 
Here's some trivia: Who opened for AC/DC at the Providence Civic Center in Sept. 1986, the first concert Nigel ever went to?

Answer: Loudness 

 
YES!!!!

(but you failed to mention the most amazing piece of trivia about this band already mentioned in this thread - I am so disappointed!!!)
I’m sorry.. I’m already pushing my weed-addled brain to its absolute limit. Please remind us now

 
I’m sorry.. I’m already pushing my weed-addled brain to its absolute limit. Please remind us now
Ha ha - I was just messing with you. 

Trivia: Who did bigbottom’s short lived hair metal band open for at some metal club in Southern California that no longer exists?

Answer: Loudness 

 
Ha ha - I was just messing with you. 

Trivia: Who did bigbottom’s short lived hair metal band open for at some metal club in Southern California that no longer exists?

Answer: Loudness 
That is awesome! Does video evidence exist? 

 
That is awesome! Does video evidence exist? 
Alas no one carried around video cameras back in those days. It’s possible that a cassette demo exists somewhere in storage, but candidly, it’s not worth the effort to locate. Our two guitarists were ridiculously fast shredders, but the music was pretty mediocre, and I was a fish out of water vocally. Not my best work. 

 
More like a shallow swim. Kid of the 80s with limited funds and strict parents. This lead to two things: getting burned on one-hit wonder albums and the dreaded Parental Advisory label. And honestly, you see a movie, you get to pre-listen to the music and make an informed decision. And none of the soundtracks triggered any warnings from the parents. So I get Dio and Queen off the Iron Eagle soundtrack, Real Life off the RAD soundtrack without the rest of their filler, Rocky IV, Footloose, Top Gun, I can basically replay the movie in my head laying out in the front yard. Purple Rain stayed hidden with the 1984 cassette deep in my closet.

It's not my proudest musically take, but not my worst. Grades 9-12, I was nothing but Christian music, so if we want to go down a Carmen, Petra, Amy Grant, DC Talk rabbit hole, I'm there for that.
Wait wait wait… is that RAD, as in the BMX kid who did the backflip at the end of the movie to win the race (and the girl, too, if my memory serves me). I mean, it’s no “Gleaming the Cube”, but damn, that movie was … umm… rad(!?).

 
Wait wait wait… is that RAD, as in the BMX kid who did the backflip at the end of the movie to win the race (and the girl, too, if my memory serves me). I mean, it’s no “Gleaming the Cube”, but damn, that movie was … umm… rad(!?).


The very one and the same. My love for Bill Allen, young Lori Loughlin, Bart Conner and Talia Shire (picking up a quick check) runs deep. I might have attended a 35th anniversary showing of the movie at my local theater in October wearing this shirt.

(Only to be outdone by a guy in a full Cru Jones last race racing outfit.)

That said, the soundtrack holds up better than the movie. But still love the movie.

 
<Italian chef finger kiss>

That clip is worth whatever other nonsense/debauchery may come out of this entire thread.  A++

Have to say, when I saw Saigon Kick make the cut my breath was immediately bated for the inevitable Sheriff entry that I assume is in the offing.


No.. only mildly considered.. nice mention though

 
76. Last Crack

OK, I might have lied when I said there was no one obscure left

These cheeseheads broke some ground, in my eyes, as far as opening things up and showing some of the directions that metal could go.

Their records still sound great.  

They called themselves "acid metal."  OK, fine, as you can see I'm not one for genre hair splitting.  After they released their second album in 1991, they fell apart on tour, seemingly due to Buddo their singer being an unhinged lunatic.  

They just came out with their third, in 2019, and it is not bad at all.

Blood Brothers of the Big Black Bear  Is this glam?

Energy Mind video - This is one of my favorite songs period ever ever

 
77. Loudness

Japanese act, originally called Lazy.  I remember these guys touring with Crue, when I wasn't quite old enough to go to shows, but was beginning to pine.

Guitarist rules.  

I always enjoyed Thunder In The East, but honestly their purest and best record is 1983's The Law of Devil's Land.  The vocals at least on the streaming versions are still mostly in their native tongue ... ETA the version on ####racket Spotify isn't even under Loudness, but (loudness) <_<  

In The Mirror  

In The Mirror - Japanese

Never Change Your Mind  

Crazy Nights  
 
One of the 80s bands that has always seemed way underrated to me.   The guitar player was a beast, the guitar sound was fabulous, and the songs were filled with hooks.  I still listen to Loudness at least once a month.  

 
Moving along before I get busy

81. Autograph

Not much of a story here, other than a pretty huge hit smack dab in the first half of 1985, "a last minute addition to the record" blah blah, nobody cares.  

A song so ubiquitous in its essence that it still pops into my head on a regular basis, without ever hearing it.

Turn Up The Radio  
Cover of We're An American Band that nobody asked for  
I understand why this band is on the list but I cannot turn their big hit off fast enough.  It is Turn Off the Radio for me.  Just awful.  

 
76. Last Crack

OK, I might have lied when I said there was no one obscure left

These cheeseheads broke some ground, in my eyes, as far as opening things up and showing some of the directions that metal could go.

Their records still sound great.  

They called themselves "acid metal."  OK, fine, as you can see I'm not one for genre hair splitting.  After they released their second album in 1991, they fell apart on tour, seemingly due to Buddo their singer being an unhinged lunatic.  

They just came out with their third, in 2019, and it is not bad at all.

Blood Brothers of the Big Black Bear  Is this glam?

Energy Mind video - This is one of my favorite songs period ever ever
Ok, obscure but great pick. Burning Time was a great album. 
 

eta- I always think of Last Crack and Loudhouse together, as I was into both around the same time. Loudhouse- Faith Farm.

 
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Welcome to the Last Crack club, population me you and @Punk

Appreciate all the input, friends!  On to the next quadrant, looks like a healthy balance of big hair and more metal, but first

75. King's X

Doug Pinnick was a little like Phil Lynott back from the dead.

On most lists, these guys place higher than some of the jokers we're about to see, but you know, we're aiming at that metal/hair vein.  So, a little iffy, genre-wise? but not really.. these guys were trotted out as a metal band, on Megaforce Records and toured with all the headbangers.  Also dUg makes records with George Lynch now.

Goldilox

Over My Head

Junior's Gone Wild - on the subject of soundtracks.. this was on Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, a good one.  Summer '91, right before the new shift

 

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