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Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds (1 Viewer)

It's disturbing when real-life people start engaging in conduct clearly designed for the exclusive purpose of generating threads in the FFA.

 
The Hamburgler's mistress looked all over the store for him. It was an udder mess. In the end, the Hamburgler got what he wanted. The hamburgers and a couple of milkshakes. No idea if she is Irish.

 
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The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.

Police say Sandra Suarez, 41, attacked the fast food restaurant after an employee turned down her offer of oral sex in the parking lot. An officer who responded to the incident says she also expressed "sexual desires" toward him.

Suarez was hospitalized and charged with charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest. She was released on a $7,000 bond.

The mother of two, told Fox 13 she's being treated for depression. She said she was having a bipolar episode that night and doesn't remember most of what happened.

Suarez has lived in Florida for 15 years, but says she may return to her birthplace of Colombia if her sudden internet fame makes things too rough on her kids.

The McDonald's employee who uploaded the video, and her coworker who can also be heard speaking in the background, have been fired.

http://gawker.com/this-is-the-florida-woman-behind-the-topless-mcdonalds-1561300866?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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tom22406 said:
More on the story

The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.

Police say Sandra Suarez, 41, attacked the fast food restaurant after an employee turned down her offer of oral sex in the parking lot. An officer who responded to the incident says she also expressed "sexual desires" toward him.

Suarez was hospitalized and charged with charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest. She was released on a $7,000 bond.

The mother of two, told Fox 13 she's being treated for depression. She said she was having a bipolar episode that night and doesn't remember most of what happened.

Suarez has lived in Florida for 15 years, but says she may return to her birthplace of Colombia if her sudden internet fame makes things too rough on her kids.

The McDonald's employee who uploaded the video, and her coworker who can also be heard speaking in the background, have been fired.

http://gawker.com/this-is-the-florida-woman-behind-the-topless-mcdonalds-1561300866?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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she never should have moved to Fla to begin with....she would still be sane

 
At first I was sorry I was watching the unedited version........but as time went on her big fat t***ies started to intrigue me.

 
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tom22406 said:
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The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.

Police say Sandra Suarez, 41, attacked the fast food restaurant after an employee turned down her offer of oral sex in the parking lot. An officer who responded to the incident says she also expressed "sexual desires" toward him.

Suarez was hospitalized and charged with charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest. She was released on a $7,000 bond.

The mother of two, told Fox 13 she's being treated for depression. She said she was having a bipolar episode that night and doesn't remember most of what happened.

Suarez has lived in Florida for 15 years, but says she may return to her birthplace of Colombia if her sudden internet fame makes things too rough on her kids.

The McDonald's employee who uploaded the video, and her coworker who can also be heard speaking in the background, have been fired.

http://gawker.com/this-is-the-florida-woman-behind-the-topless-mcdonalds-1561300866?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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So she wanted the ####, eh? I guess she's going to need to find a lawyer that's...

(•_•)



( •_•)>⌐■-■

... pro boner...

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 
tom22406 said:
More on the story

The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.Police say Sandra Suarez, 41, attacked the fast food restaurant after an employee turned down her offer of oral sex in the parking lot. An officer who responded to the incident says she also expressed "sexual desires" toward him.Suarez was hospitalized and charged with charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest. She was released on a $7,000 bond.The mother of two, told Fox 13 she's being treated for depression. She said she was having a bipolar episode that night and doesn't remember most of what happened.Suarez has lived in Florida for 15 years, but says she may return to her birthplace of Colombia if her sudden internet fame makes things too rough on her kids.The McDonald's employee who uploaded the video, and her coworker who can also be heard speaking in the background, have been fired.http://gawker.com/this-is-the-florida-woman-behind-the-topless-mcdonalds-1561300866?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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Nothing good ever comes of turning down oral sex.
 
Call me crazy, and I know she's a little hefty, but I would slobber all over those all-beef patties....

ETA - all beef-curtain patties...

 
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