Truisms (1 Viewer)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The later you are for work the more red lights you will hit.

The crappier the music the louder the car stereo.

The hornier you are the more your wife will be riding the cotton pony.

The more you have to take a dump is inversely proportionate to odd of there being no toilet paper in the john.

The crappier the movie the more promos you will see about it.

The crappier the sports team is the more denial their fans will be about the crappiness.

 

[FigJam]

The less someone has something interesting to say, the more they post...

Sorry, had to spike that volley

 

[Cliff Clavin]

The lower the IQ, the more likely to believe conspiracy theories and junk science.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The crappier the sports team is the more denial their fans will be about the crappiness.

The less you are interested in a subject the more espn will beat it to death.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The lower the IQ, the more likely to believe conspiracy theories and junk science.

That's what they want you to think.

 

[bostonfred]

The more stuff you have to do indoors, the nicer the weather.