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Vasectomy in the AM... (2 Viewers)
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John 14:6
Jesus is Lord!
My wife wouldn't be up for this, but I'm hoping we can squeeze in another kid before my swimmers are all gone...
5Rings
Lurker
man that was easy. sitting on frozen peas with vicodin and whiskey on hand.....video games, movies and books loaded up...
i had built this up as a big thing, don't be touchin my balls dude!! but it was easy. small ouch moment when they numbed me, pretty simple procedure, talked to the doc like we were two dudes at the bar.
piece of cake, mi amigos.
i had built this up as a big thing, don't be touchin my balls dude!! but it was easy. small ouch moment when they numbed me, pretty simple procedure, talked to the doc like we were two dudes at the bar.
piece of cake, mi amigos.
5Rings
Lurker
UpdateMinutes after posting the above nonsense, I went to take a piss. Curiousity got me, and I had to check out the balls...well, I got light headed, passed out, and put a big hole in the drywall with my head. So now I had purple balls and a jacked up neck.
Today is day 5. Those guys lied about being able to lift today. Today is the first day that my balls are not enormously swollen and I can walk kinda normal. Still sore, still purple.
So for you future candidates....its an easy procedure, but give yourself lots of time to get better.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Today is the day. Any last words of advice?
Also, I expect I'll pretty much be sitting in bed doing nothing tomorrow. If someone could create an alias and a really good Friday thread tomorrow to pass the time, it would be much appreciated.
Also, I expect I'll pretty much be sitting in bed doing nothing tomorrow. If someone could create an alias and a really good Friday thread tomorrow to pass the time, it would be much appreciated.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Sitting at home, chillin' with a bag of corn (no peas in the house).
The procedure wasn't bad at all. The anethestic was the worst part, until the end. I hadn't heard this from anyone else, but they taped my unit so it was out of the way. Taking that off was by far the most painful part of the whole deal.
The procedure wasn't bad at all. The anethestic was the worst part, until the end. I hadn't heard this from anyone else, but they taped my unit so it was out of the way. Taking that off was by far the most painful part of the whole deal.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Getting snipped in a little over an hour.Got my peas frozen, movies ready to go, tighty blackies on, about to take my Lorazepam (Ativan knockoff) and head over.
Good luck. The procedure itself was a breeze I thought. Though, I went in dreading it, so I was prepared for the worst. Nothing to it though.Had it done last Thursday, and I'm almost back to normal today. My doctor gave me a stitch on each incision, and told me to take them out myself. Anyone else have to do this. I'm a little nervous about taking out my own stitch down there. 
Lehigh98
Footballguy
The procedure on Thursday PM wasn't too bad, even the needle in the nuts wasn't as bad as I was expecting. Have a feeling the doctor really wasn't concerned about being that gentle and I was pretty bruised and swollen though. Went home and took the vicodin I as prescribed, sacked up with some frozen peas, and went to sleep.
Woke up the next day with some pain so went right to the vicodin again but that may have been a mistake on a pretty much empty stomach. First I was just nauseous, and then instead of kicking back and watching movies all day I had a pounding, light sensitive, headache pretty much all day, WTF. Tossed it after that and just used Tylenol.
I was still pretty swollen that day but after a couple days the swelling went down and I could sleep on my side and put my legs together without squashing the boys. By Sunday I was feeling better and went to the Eagles game (and then wasn't feeling good after the game but that was more the Eagles' fault).
Doctor said to hold off on sex for 72 hours and it really hadn't crossed my mind. Never even stood at attention during that time except when I woke up in the morning and I was a little concerned if I would have any issues. That is, until we got home from the game and the wife was ready to go. 79 hours after the procedure and everything was working fine.
So here we are 11 day after the procedure and I'm pretty much back to normal except for the remnants of some bruising and maybe the slightest bit of soreness up high on righty and maybe some irritation from my underwear rubbing the stitch. (Isn't this thing supposed to dissolve or come out itself?) I went over to the gym at lunch and exercised for the first time since the procedure and ran 2 miles without issue.
Woke up the next day with some pain so went right to the vicodin again but that may have been a mistake on a pretty much empty stomach. First I was just nauseous, and then instead of kicking back and watching movies all day I had a pounding, light sensitive, headache pretty much all day, WTF. Tossed it after that and just used Tylenol.
I was still pretty swollen that day but after a couple days the swelling went down and I could sleep on my side and put my legs together without squashing the boys. By Sunday I was feeling better and went to the Eagles game (and then wasn't feeling good after the game but that was more the Eagles' fault).
Doctor said to hold off on sex for 72 hours and it really hadn't crossed my mind. Never even stood at attention during that time except when I woke up in the morning and I was a little concerned if I would have any issues. That is, until we got home from the game and the wife was ready to go. 79 hours after the procedure and everything was working fine.
So here we are 11 day after the procedure and I'm pretty much back to normal except for the remnants of some bruising and maybe the slightest bit of soreness up high on righty and maybe some irritation from my underwear rubbing the stitch. (Isn't this thing supposed to dissolve or come out itself?) I went over to the gym at lunch and exercised for the first time since the procedure and ran 2 miles without issue.
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Bull Dozier
Footballguy
You're luck, my doc didn't give me any presciption meds. I just had Advil.I was really tender for about a week, but it gradually went away over the course of two weeks. Now 2 1/2 weeks removed, I can say I'm back to 100%.My doc said I should take the stitches out after a week. That was an interesting effort, and had to have the wife do it for me.Before I had it done. My brother in law said I shouldn't do it, that he regretted his. I asked why and all he would say is "you'll never be the same." I have no idea what he was referring to, because I have expereienced zero downside and can honestly say I feel I'm back to where I was pre-procedure.Lehigh98 said:The procedure on Thursday PM wasn't too bad, even the needle in the nuts wasn't as bad as I was expecting. Have a feeling the doctor really wasn't concerned about being that gentle and I was pretty bruised and swollen though. Went home and took the vicodin I as prescribed, sacked up with some frozen peas, and went to sleep.Woke up the next day with some pain so went right to the vicodin again but that may have been a mistake on a pretty much empty stomach. First I was just nauseous, and then instead of kicking back and watching movies all day I had a pounding, light sensitive, headache pretty much all day, WTF. Tossed it after that and just used Tylenol.I was still pretty swollen that day but after a couple days the swelling went down and I could sleep on my side and put my legs together without squashing the boys. By Sunday I was feeling better and went to the Eagles game (and then wasn't feeling good after the game but that was more the Eagles' fault).Doctor said to hold off on sex for 72 hours and it really hadn't crossed my mind. Never even stood at attention during that time except when I woke up in the morning and I was a little concerned if I would have any issues. That is, until we got home from the game and the wife was ready to go. 79 hours after the procedure and everything was working fine.So here we are 11 day after the procedure and I'm pretty much back to normal except for the remnants of some bruising and maybe the slightest bit of soreness up high on righty and maybe some irritation from my underwear rubbing the stitch. (Isn't this thing supposed to dissolve or come out itself?) I went over to the gym at lunch and exercised for the first time since the procedure and ran 2 miles without issue.
I haven't read the complete thread, but what I'm wondering about is the volume. Has anyone seen a decrease? Most of it comes (no pun intended) from somewhere other than the balls, right? This would be my main concern (other than the procedure not taking).
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JAA
Footballguy
no differenceI would say the first couple after the surgery were above average.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
JAA
Footballguy
its easy when you consider the alternative
Just home movies
Lehigh98
Footballguy
Good for you, go forth and multiply.
culdeus
Footballguy
Are you a pornstar and need to maintain the money shot?
I'm a little surprised at a couple of these responses. Whether there's a camera or not, wouldn't you want to maintain the money shot?
Keerock
Footballguy
I'm a little surprised at a couple of these responses. Whether there's a camera or not, wouldn't you want to maintain the money shot?
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Bull Dozier
Footballguy
FTR, my comment was a complete :softball: I was expecting you to crush out of the park. I love the money shot. Of course, the wife is not so big a fan.I'm a little surprised at a couple of these responses. Whether there's a camera or not, wouldn't you want to maintain the money shot?
The_Hunchback
Footballguy
Awesome job with the drywall. Like that grill as well
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Ahhh ok. Had me a little confused!FTR, my comment was a complete :softball: I was expecting you to crush out of the park. I love the money shot. Of course, the wife is not so big a fan.I'm a little surprised at a couple of these responses. Whether there's a camera or not, wouldn't you want to maintain the money shot?
John 14:6
Jesus is Lord!
I had been doing a lot better until a few days ago. We have a leak in our water softener and I investigated. While doing this (no heavy lifting or anything) my righty started getting sore. It kept getting worse and worse until I had to take some Tylenol and sit down. It hurt through the night and into the next day, but it's feeling better now. I'm just afraid that I still have to stay away from physical activity...The doctor said he thinks I'm just suffering from sperm build up. He said just to take some Advil or Motrin when needed and I should be getting better
The_Hunchback
Footballguy
I don't think I've seen anyone keep replying to their own post like this before. I'm glad your updating yourself on your progress.ETA - You do realize your wife isn't reading this thread to make sure that the lie is being spread everywhere?I had been doing a lot better until a few days ago. We have a leak in our water softener and I investigated. While doing this (no heavy lifting or anything) my righty started getting sore. It kept getting worse and worse until I had to take some Tylenol and sit down. It hurt through the night and into the next day, but it's feeling better now. I'm just afraid that I still have to stay away from physical activity...The doctor said he thinks I'm just suffering from sperm build up. He said just to take some Advil or Motrin when needed and I should be getting better
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John 14:6
Jesus is Lord!
I figured other people were posting their progress in this thread, and I found it informative, so I thought I'd do likewise. And I replied to my earlier posts so people would be able to see where I was at before without searching around.
offdee
Footballguy
Will eventually read through this thread, but for the time being, talk to me about this...
I'll be 35 in April and know for sure I NEVER want kids. Is there any downside here other than a little initial pain and recovery period?
Are there any side effects or differences (better or worse) in the bedroom performance department after having it done?
I'll be 35 in April and know for sure I NEVER want kids. Is there any downside here other than a little initial pain and recovery period?
Are there any side effects or differences (better or worse) in the bedroom performance department after having it done?
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
No difference, everything looks/feels the same.
Lehigh98
Footballguy
Update: Went in to drop off my 2 test samples on 3/8 and 3/24.Got the all clear from the Dr/Lab on 4/1.No issues / setbacks / pain / etc after the initial post-surgery swelling described above.The procedure on Thursday PM wasn't too bad, even the needle in the nuts wasn't as bad as I was expecting. Have a feeling the doctor really wasn't concerned about being that gentle and I was pretty bruised and swollen though. Went home and took the vicodin I as prescribed, sacked up with some frozen peas, and went to sleep.Woke up the next day with some pain so went right to the vicodin again but that may have been a mistake on a pretty much empty stomach. First I was just nauseous, and then instead of kicking back and watching movies all day I had a pounding, light sensitive, headache pretty much all day, WTF. Tossed it after that and just used Tylenol.I was still pretty swollen that day but after a couple days the swelling went down and I could sleep on my side and put my legs together without squashing the boys. By Sunday I was feeling better and went to the Eagles game (and then wasn't feeling good after the game but that was more the Eagles' fault).Doctor said to hold off on sex for 72 hours and it really hadn't crossed my mind. Never even stood at attention during that time except when I woke up in the morning and I was a little concerned if I would have any issues. That is, until we got home from the game and the wife was ready to go. 79 hours after the procedure and everything was working fine.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
For the guys who got clipped
SUCKAS!!!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3543478/ns/health-sexual_health/
SUCKAS!!!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3543478/ns/health-sexual_health/
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Wait for the pill dude. I've had friends get this done, one got his wife pregnant again and the other said yes there was a difference, could be in his mind but doesn't matter if you think there's a difference there will be.
bshell27
Footballguy
I am sure the $500-600 I am going to spend will be far less than doing this over the amount of time I am sexually viable.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
If cost is your point/reason then use condoms which will most likely cost less than getting clipped.
bshell27
Footballguy
Cost is not an issue, it's the peace of mind. Furthermore, it's all about the feeling. I am in a happy marriage with two great kids and have no plans for more kids whether in this marriage or, if something goes south, the next. So for me this is an easy decision. May not be the case for others, but I don't mind the permanency.
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Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Yes, because sex with a condom is awesome.I wouldn't take the pill either. One uncomfortable weekend (which wasn't really that bad), and I don't have to worry about it again.
culdeus
Footballguy
Yeah, artifical hormones are great!
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Which you've ingested in many foods over most of your life.'culdeus said:
PIK95
Footballguy
Wuss. I just said "doc, are you gonna numb me up or what?" He started freakin out but I was like "whatever"
It's been 18 days or so since mine and it was the best thing I ever did. Things actually seem better now on lift off. I got down about 36 hours after the procedure and around 30 times since. I do forget when I'm supposed to give a sample but at this point I'm not worried. 
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lakerstan
Footballguy
Yes. Yes, it does. Had mine done on Friday. "Simple 10 minute procudure" turned into "Difficult 45 minute procedure" when he couldn't find one of the tubes. Still sore and bruised 5 days later, but pain meds are generally taking care of things.
glumpy
breeze
Now this sounds more like mine--noooo problems! Actually never did the samples either but was pretty comfortable about it since they used me for training!Wuss. I just said "doc, are you gonna numb me up or what?" He started freakin out but I was like "whatever"
ok--kinda lost here. Maybe I had really good meds leading up to this but as I remember it wasn't much more than a copay.
chet
Footballguy
That your wife has it done?
