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Week 3 Venting Thread (1 Viewer)
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delusional
Footballguy
hows this for a vent, #### fantasy football
Judge Smails
Footballguy
Kurt Freakin' Warner...Nuff said
P.S. - Akers, when did you forget how to kick? I do think it's mechanical. He used to "draw" his kicks. He hits pushes now. Sort of like my golf swing..
P.S. - Akers, when did you forget how to kick? I do think it's mechanical. He used to "draw" his kicks. He hits pushes now. Sort of like my golf swing..
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Now I see the genesis. 
Steelers4Life
Footballguy
Nothing to do with fantasy football.
I'm still pissed off that Colclough muffed that punt. If he catches it or stays the #### away from it, the Steelers have the ball with a 3 point lead, 10 minutes on the clock, a running game that was doing great, and a defense that had taken over the game.
I'm still pissed off that Colclough muffed that punt. If he catches it or stays the #### away from it, the Steelers have the ball with a 3 point lead, 10 minutes on the clock, a running game that was doing great, and a defense that had taken over the game.
C Boswell
Footballguy
what is the deal with all these co-owners?? never heard of it before and now I have seen it 3 or 4 times today.
RoarinSonoran
Footballguy
Meh, nevermind. Only lost 2pts on the deal, as Stover picked up 11 to Gould's 13 in our scoring system.Benched Gould for Stover. 12pts so far on my bench.
my man otis
Footballguy
there's a couple in my league. split due to cost and/or time available.always difficult to trade w/ teams that have 2+ owners
Zman800
Footballguy
Palmer throws for 4 TD's 4, I have Chad Johnson. 
Gore fumbles near the goal line and gets pulled.
Braylon Edwards was on my bench.
Outstanding game from Chambers against that juggernaut of a defense Tennessee.
I'm up by 32 and he has Horn and Brady left and I have Vick.
The way the season has gone I guarantee I'll be 0-3 after Monday night.
Gore fumbles near the goal line and gets pulled.
Braylon Edwards was on my bench.
Outstanding game from Chambers against that juggernaut of a defense Tennessee.
I'm up by 32 and he has Horn and Brady left and I have Vick.
The way the season has gone I guarantee I'll be 0-3 after Monday night.
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Zman800
Footballguy
Of course they just had to show a sequence of plays where Johnson is wide open and the ball goes somewhere else.Thanks Palmer.
Zman800
Footballguy
That's ok I picked up Losman and there he sits on my bench. I'm a genius.Benched L Coles for D Foster. This is the 3rd week in a row. Started L Evans last week... Benched him this week.mother #$%!#
tombonneau
Footballguy
Mistakenly started MICHAEL Clayton (1pt) over MARK Clayton (11pt). And I wasn't even drunk when I set my lineup.
I'm down 37 (he's done) with Dunn, Bush & Colston to go, so it's not over, but I'd feel helluva lot better down 27. Just sucks that I might lose bc of my own stupid error and not bc I started the wrong guy (at least in my head I didn't; in reality I did).
I'm down 37 (he's done) with Dunn, Bush & Colston to go, so it's not over, but I'd feel helluva lot better down 27. Just sucks that I might lose bc of my own stupid error and not bc I started the wrong guy (at least in my head I didn't; in reality I did).
laxiepoo
Footballguy
Venting for a friend about the Gore fumble for TD Return.
He had Gore, his opponent had the Philly DEF. Our league is straight scoring against DEF (i.e. if Philly allows 24, the owner gets -24), and 7 points for all TDs. So what should have given him a 14 point swing (Gore +7, Philly -7) lost him 7 more (Philly +7), and Gore for the rest of the game.
Eli might have screwed me this week for the 2nd week in a row. The NYG last half stuff is for the birds...
He had Gore, his opponent had the Philly DEF. Our league is straight scoring against DEF (i.e. if Philly allows 24, the owner gets -24), and 7 points for all TDs. So what should have given him a 14 point swing (Gore +7, Philly -7) lost him 7 more (Philly +7), and Gore for the rest of the game.
Eli might have screwed me this week for the 2nd week in a row. The NYG last half stuff is for the birds...
thatguythere
Footballguy
This is the biggest underachiever line up this week....
Warner-3 picks and a game ending fumble when your team had a chip shot to win. Nice pick in the end zone, nice play calling Denny, with two of the best receivers in the NFL you decide to run three plays in a row inside the 5, out of some kind of two TE set. Moron. Kurt, your guys have the red jerseys now....I think he had some sort of confusion in the brain from getting pounded earlier in the game. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he had a mild concussion. There has to be some excuse for that pick. I've never seen anything like it. Bring on Leinart.
Rudi Johnson-1 freakin point................ONE! This might be the worst game of football I've seen all year, out of both teams. Rudi was non existant.
Chambers-Nice TD catch...........for about a minute. TWO stinkin points. Your QB sucks and it trickles down on you. There is no hope either because Joey ball game is the backup. Wasted draft pick.
Hines Ward-ZERO Big Ben's game looks like that picture of his bike after the crash. Twisted and ready for the junkyard.
Santana Moss-where's the love, TWO points. Everybody else got some love......
Desmond Clark-out with an ankle half way thru the game. Bye week fill in
Miami Def-I want every single person who predicted they would kill the Titans to drop and give me twenty. NOW! 5 points
Portis was the only performer on my team. Oh yeah and Akers who I think will be alright when Philly plays someone that can slow down McNabb.
Lost by 9 to a team that moves to 3-0. He had three zero's and I couldn't beat him because of the stank listed above.
Warner-3 picks and a game ending fumble when your team had a chip shot to win. Nice pick in the end zone, nice play calling Denny, with two of the best receivers in the NFL you decide to run three plays in a row inside the 5, out of some kind of two TE set. Moron. Kurt, your guys have the red jerseys now....I think he had some sort of confusion in the brain from getting pounded earlier in the game. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he had a mild concussion. There has to be some excuse for that pick. I've never seen anything like it. Bring on Leinart.
Rudi Johnson-1 freakin point................ONE! This might be the worst game of football I've seen all year, out of both teams. Rudi was non existant.
Chambers-Nice TD catch...........for about a minute. TWO stinkin points. Your QB sucks and it trickles down on you. There is no hope either because Joey ball game is the backup. Wasted draft pick.
Hines Ward-ZERO Big Ben's game looks like that picture of his bike after the crash. Twisted and ready for the junkyard.
Santana Moss-where's the love, TWO points. Everybody else got some love......
Desmond Clark-out with an ankle half way thru the game. Bye week fill in
Miami Def-I want every single person who predicted they would kill the Titans to drop and give me twenty. NOW! 5 points
Portis was the only performer on my team. Oh yeah and Akers who I think will be alright when Philly plays someone that can slow down McNabb.
Lost by 9 to a team that moves to 3-0. He had three zero's and I couldn't beat him because of the stank listed above.
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thatguythere
Footballguy
Cardinals | Warner takes helmet-to-helmet hit
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:11:08 -0700
Associated Press reports Arizona Cardinals QB Kurt Warner took a helmet-to-helmet hit during Week 3. While he remained in the game, he proceeded to throw three interceptions following the collision.
Here we go.............
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:11:08 -0700
Associated Press reports Arizona Cardinals QB Kurt Warner took a helmet-to-helmet hit during Week 3. While he remained in the game, he proceeded to throw three interceptions following the collision.
Here we go.............
mad sweeney
Footballguy
Screwed up the waiver wire and ended up with Berrian on a team that already had Muhammed. Traded Muhammed (100+ yds!) for Reggie Williams who did jack ####. Gonna lose by about 5 points.shadyridr said:Frank Gore left a ton of points out thereWas the genius who started Reggie Williams over Joe Horn. At least I know my WR3 for the rest of the year is set in stone.
painkiller
Footballguy
Steelers4Life said:Nothing to do with fantasy football.I'm still pissed off that Colclough muffed that punt. If he catches it or stays the #### away from it, the Steelers have the ball with a 3 point lead, 10 minutes on the clock, a running game that was doing great, and a defense that had taken over the game.
Colclough has muffed, bobbled, and fumbled enough punts this year (pre-season included) that there's no way he should be returning punts. I don't care if whoever they put back there averages zero yards per return, just as long as he doesn't muff the catch or fumble.One more thing... F*#@! Stallworth!
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Jayrod
Footballguy
Thanks to Kurt "forgot I don't play for St. Louis anymore" Warner and "waiting to see" how TJ Houshmandzadeh would play before I started him, I am now 1-2 in a league where I would be 3-0 and have argueably the best team in the league. (and, oh yeah, I started DeAngelo Williams )
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jdoggydogg
Footballguy
This thread is all about Donte Stallworth. This is the first time I've needed him this season, and he bruises his uterus.
Warpig
Footballguy
My lineup in a basic scoring league:
Vick -
McGahee - 150 yds and 0 td's
Chester Taylor -
Plaxico -
Santana Moss -
Heap - He got me a TD!
S. Graham -
Bears - 3 pts -
What is the deal with McGahee? The guy has been running well but no TD's! Is the coaching out there clueless? I haven't seen any of the Buffalo games but how can you accumulate that many yards and not have any TD's? Do they take him out in scoring situations and put the game in Losman's hands? If so...that's a brilliant coaching strategy.
Vick -
McGahee - 150 yds and 0 td's
Chester Taylor -
Plaxico -
Santana Moss -
Heap - He got me a TD!
S. Graham -
Bears - 3 pts -
What is the deal with McGahee? The guy has been running well but no TD's! Is the coaching out there clueless? I haven't seen any of the Buffalo games but how can you accumulate that many yards and not have any TD's? Do they take him out in scoring situations and put the game in Losman's hands? If so...that's a brilliant coaching strategy.
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corpcow
Footballguy
I somehow managed to have Clayton in there instead of Roy Williams in one league... completely unintentional.... I hope I was drunk
I also had Matt Jones instead of Clayton in another league, and (assumign they take away Watson's 12 yard catch), then I lose because of it.
Otis
Footballguy
What a loser. Excuses excuses.I was up a point against my opponent in my big money league, with my oppponent having Sjax and me having Warner only to play. If the cards just finish that drive and score a FG, I win. However, Mr. Turnover drops the ball (and then proceeds to yell at his center on the sidelines), and I lose on the fumble.Cardinals | Warner takes helmet-to-helmet hit
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:11:08 -0700
Associated Press reports Arizona Cardinals QB Kurt Warner took a helmet-to-helmet hit during Week 3. While he remained in the game, he proceeded to throw three interceptions following the collision.
This guy is such a loser. Bring on the Leinart era...
thatguythere
Footballguy
Yep, bring it on. Not to mention Leinart doesn't take all the sacks that gimpy gives up. I saw him #####ing at the center and thought that big dude should have shut him real quick by asking him if the three picks were his fault too....Otis said:What a loser. Excuses excuses.I was up a point against my opponent in my big money league, with my oppponent having Sjax and me having Warner only to play. If the cards just finish that drive and score a FG, I win. However, Mr. Turnover drops the ball (and then proceeds to yell at his center on the sidelines), and I lose on the fumble.Cardinals | Warner takes helmet-to-helmet hit
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:11:08 -0700
Associated Press reports Arizona Cardinals QB Kurt Warner took a helmet-to-helmet hit during Week 3. While he remained in the game, he proceeded to throw three interceptions following the collision.
This guy is such a loser. Bring on the Leinart era...
The score of this game should have been 35-16 without a doubt. Maybe even worse with the gifts Warner handed to the Rams. I'm just glad I took him very low in the draft and scooped up Leinart in the first week off the wire.Leinart might as well be in there, he can't do any worse. Plus it would free up a roster spot when I dump Warners ####.
Crusaderfan
Footballguy
I finally get a good game from KJ and Burress and Warner blow. Oh and for the 3rd straight week - Chambers only shows up for the second half. Each and every week I am paying for a crappy draft started off by drafting Jordan and Caddy with the 10th and 11th picks. 
Willie
Willie
skillz
Footballguy
Started DeAngelo Williams But, my other option was Mike Bell so I wasn't that upset after watching him sit on the bench throughout the game on Sunday. My opponent had Burress so we exchanged goose eggs with each other, so I guess it could have been worse. I am definitely sitting DeAngelo until he is named starter. It is real apparent that Foster is going to get every opportunity to carry the ball and DeAngelo will not play unless Foster is ineffective/gets injured.
But, my other option was Mike Bell so I wasn't that upset after watching him sit on the bench throughout the game on Sunday. My opponent had Burress so we exchanged goose eggs with each other, so I guess it could have been worse. I am definitely sitting DeAngelo until he is named starter. It is real apparent that Foster is going to get every opportunity to carry the ball and DeAngelo will not play unless Foster is ineffective/gets injured.
B Maverick
Footballguy
Rudi Johnson gets 50 yards and no TDs in a 4td game
oh yeah, playing vs Carson Palmer.
Gore fumbles and doesnt see the field again.
Oh yeah, the 98 yard TD return is against me since i play Philly D!
Plaxico fumbles and causes an INT and sits the rest of the game with 1 rec for 23 yards. I get a pt at 2 rec OR 25 yards.
Keyshawn on my bench with Bruce and Plax starting.
My opp has DJack
On the plus side he has Chad Johnson too.
oh yeah, playing vs Carson Palmer.
Gore fumbles and doesnt see the field again.
Oh yeah, the 98 yard TD return is against me since i play Philly D!
Plaxico fumbles and causes an INT and sits the rest of the game with 1 rec for 23 yards. I get a pt at 2 rec OR 25 yards.
Keyshawn on my bench with Bruce and Plax starting.
My opp has DJack
On the plus side he has Chad Johnson too.
Statorama
Footballguy
Thank you sir may I have another.
WampusCat43
Footballguy
Triple
Starters Pts Status
Culpepper, Daunte (QB Mia) 6.0 Final
Jackson, Steven (RB StL) 0.0 Final
Maroney, Laurence (RB NE) 0.0 Final
Toomer, Amani (WR NYG) 6.0 Final
Chambers, Chris (WR Mia) 0.0 Final
Cooley, Chris (TE Was) 2.0 Final
Stover, Matt (K Bal) 9.0 Final
Carolina (Over Def) 1.0 Final
Total: 24.0
And on my bench:
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Favre, Brett (QB GB) 12.0 Final
Parker, Willie (RB Pit) 12.0 Final
Houshmandzadeh, T.J. (WR Cin) 12.0 Final
Just totally over-thought it and lost by five points. And I'm a Bengals homer, so I got to watch every second of 24 points flushing down the drain.
Starters Pts Status
Culpepper, Daunte (QB Mia) 6.0 Final
Jackson, Steven (RB StL) 0.0 Final
Maroney, Laurence (RB NE) 0.0 Final
Toomer, Amani (WR NYG) 6.0 Final
Chambers, Chris (WR Mia) 0.0 Final
Cooley, Chris (TE Was) 2.0 Final
Stover, Matt (K Bal) 9.0 Final
Carolina (Over Def) 1.0 Final
Total: 24.0
And on my bench:
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Favre, Brett (QB GB) 12.0 Final
Parker, Willie (RB Pit) 12.0 Final
Houshmandzadeh, T.J. (WR Cin) 12.0 Final
Just totally over-thought it and lost by five points. And I'm a Bengals homer, so I got to watch every second of 24 points flushing down the drain.
sholditch
Footballguy
WR hell
I started the following guys across five leagues:
CJ (twice) A. Bryant, Buress, Matt Jones, Williamson, Cotchery, Re. Williams
notable guys on bench
Mason, Edwards, Bruce
likely losing 3 of 5 but with a chance to go 3-2 if Brees has a big game
whoops, make that losing 4 of 5 with a chance to only lose 3. Wow, what a week.
I started the following guys across five leagues:
CJ (twice) A. Bryant, Buress, Matt Jones, Williamson, Cotchery, Re. Williams
notable guys on bench
Mason, Edwards, Bruce
likely losing 3 of 5 but with a chance to go 3-2 if Brees has a big game
whoops, make that losing 4 of 5 with a chance to only lose 3. Wow, what a week.
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teamramrod
Footballguy
Bleh...12:55-2 PM on sunday, my oppenent is screaming about CBS sportsline not letting him switch Matt to grossman. Come 8 pm he is talking #### to me.Crap
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Michael Vick you SOB, don't ever think I'm starting you again after that showing. 
Pound
Footballguy
Saturday.. MSU fan but also route for the Wolverines (yeah I know.. it's like routing for both baseball teams in Chicago.. but oh well).
Michigan starts off beating Wisconsin by 14 as the oddsmakers had predicted. All was good. Everything on track.
The game I am really waiting for, MSU vs Notre Dame.. can the other team from Michigan "upset" the Irish two weeks in a row? Oh it's a blowout! Up 17 by the half and it could have easily been more. Well you all know what happened by now... 2 MSU turnovers in the last few minutes and somehow they blow it and one of the worst losses in MSU history is in the books.
Ok, it can't get any worse than that.
No sleep at all Saturday night, the usual NFL insomnia. After the smoke has settled:
Huge Browns fan.. had to see a SURE THING given up in the last minute. The CLE+250 was my lock of the week (not a homer pick)... whoops. Against the f'in ravens no less. bitter bitter loss.
Gore gets 3 tries at the endzone from the 1.. fumbles and is out on the 3rd try. Backup comes in and scores 2 more short easy TDs and Gore is injured. Now the #1 player on my team is questionable for next week and much more likely to be pulled at the goalline.
Culpepper continues to suck. More doubt settles in about Ronnie Brown's production for the rest of the season.
Warner who was a no-brainer start for the rest of the season (no penalty for ints in this league) is now getting pulled for Leinart. There is a guy who had Leinart and would have had to drop Leinart and pick someone else up ($5) or get a zero in week 5 if warner doesn't lose his job by then. wtf.
Opp has: Manning, SJAX, KJones, DJAX, AJohnson, Gould, D.Clark(ind), Steelers, scores 110.
My team: Warner, Gore, R.Brown, K.Johnson, T.Holt, Winslow, Carney, JAX, scores: 94.
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Michigan starts off beating Wisconsin by 14 as the oddsmakers had predicted. All was good. Everything on track.
The game I am really waiting for, MSU vs Notre Dame.. can the other team from Michigan "upset" the Irish two weeks in a row? Oh it's a blowout! Up 17 by the half and it could have easily been more. Well you all know what happened by now... 2 MSU turnovers in the last few minutes and somehow they blow it and one of the worst losses in MSU history is in the books.
Ok, it can't get any worse than that.
No sleep at all Saturday night, the usual NFL insomnia. After the smoke has settled:
Huge Browns fan.. had to see a SURE THING given up in the last minute. The CLE+250 was my lock of the week (not a homer pick)... whoops. Against the f'in ravens no less. bitter bitter loss.
Gore gets 3 tries at the endzone from the 1.. fumbles and is out on the 3rd try. Backup comes in and scores 2 more short easy TDs and Gore is injured. Now the #1 player on my team is questionable for next week and much more likely to be pulled at the goalline.
Culpepper continues to suck. More doubt settles in about Ronnie Brown's production for the rest of the season.
Warner who was a no-brainer start for the rest of the season (no penalty for ints in this league) is now getting pulled for Leinart. There is a guy who had Leinart and would have had to drop Leinart and pick someone else up ($5) or get a zero in week 5 if warner doesn't lose his job by then. wtf.
Opp has: Manning, SJAX, KJones, DJAX, AJohnson, Gould, D.Clark(ind), Steelers, scores 110.
My team: Warner, Gore, R.Brown, K.Johnson, T.Holt, Winslow, Carney, JAX, scores: 94.
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I want to send a Columbian Death Squad after that mother ####er Knapp. His play calling and Vick's craptastick performance doomed my man Dunn from the get go. First and goal from the 2 and let's call some cute effing gadget play.
Ruined a perfectly good night of watching football for me. Maybe it's time to turn in my FF clipboard.
Ruined a perfectly good night of watching football for me. Maybe it's time to turn in my FF clipboard.
Warpig
Footballguy
I want to send a Columbian Death Squad after that mother ####er Knapp. His play calling and Vick's craptastick performance doomed my man Dunn from the get go. First and goal from the 2 and let's call some cute effing gadget play.Ruined a perfectly good night of watching football for me. Maybe it's time to turn in my FF clipboard.
I had Vick in one league (I needed 22 pts to win) and Dunn in another. Needless to say I lost both.After NO scored on the blocked punt I just knew ATL was done. Then when they got down by 14 and had a FG blocked and WR's/TE's looked like hand amputees...I turned the TV off before halftime.To make matters worse, I was in a weekly football pot for $120 and all I needed was for ATL to win or keep the score fairly average...which was obviously too much to ask for. Lost to a yahoo who makes his picks throwing darts.
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I have a Direct TV remote control in about, oh, 100 pieces this morning because of this same thing. Knapp dumped the run WAY too early especially when it was clear Vick was not going to be able to deliver via the air. Falcons should have continued to run; eat clock and attempt to regain control of the game. I would also like to put my boot squarely in the *** of the person responsible for reporting Matt Jones was in good shape and playing Sunday.I want to send a Columbian Death Squad after that mother ####er Knapp. His play calling and Vick's craptastick performance doomed my man Dunn from the get go. First and goal from the 2 and let's call some cute effing gadget play.Ruined a perfectly good night of watching football for me. Maybe it's time to turn in my FF clipboard.
NYCGangGreen
Footballguy
WALI LUNDY CHRIS BROWN
THESE 2 MORONS ARE GOING TO KILL ME IF THIS CONTINUES ON MY BYE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DOES DAYNE...A REJECT FROM DENVER WHO CAN'T EVEN BEAT COBBS MOVE PASS THIS GUY.
YES HE HAD 2 BAD GAMES, BUT THEY WERE AGAINST 2 TOUGH DEFENSES.
ANYONE ELSE GET BURNED BY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
CHRIS BROWN THESE 2 MORONS ARE GOING TO KILL ME IF THIS CONTINUES ON MY BYE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DOES DAYNE...A REJECT FROM DENVER WHO CAN'T EVEN BEAT COBBS MOVE PASS THIS GUY.
YES HE HAD 2 BAD GAMES, BUT THEY WERE AGAINST 2 TOUGH DEFENSES.
ANYONE ELSE GET BURNED BY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
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Rovers
Footballguy
How bout this one? My dynasty league, my best chance at a championship this year.... vick goes down on the last play of the game.... Fujuta is the first one to touch him.... gets credit for a tackle, and I lose by 0.7 points. That on top of Brady living in fear of Champ Bailey Sunday night, not throwing at him at ALL.... one point, one tackle.
Sunday night, not throwing at him at ALL.... one point, one tackle.
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mojorizin
Guest
Yeah, yeah, it aint even Week 4 for another 2 hours.....
Going without a kicker today. Offer a guy with 2 kickers, one of which already had a bye week, and only two startable WRs and two serviceable RBs, Issac Bruce for a kicker. Probably the most solid, dependable WR3 out there for a kicker.....and he doesnt think its a good idea. Dude, I'm giving him to you for a KICKER!
Going without a kicker today. Offer a guy with 2 kickers, one of which already had a bye week, and only two startable WRs and two serviceable RBs, Issac Bruce for a kicker. Probably the most solid, dependable WR3 out there for a kicker.....and he doesnt think its a good idea. Dude, I'm giving him to you for a KICKER!
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