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What are your favorite Fantasy Football Team Names? (1 Viewer)

This one for switz....

Felix Jones Kool-Aid Guzzlers

or

Felix Jones Kool-Aid Pushers

(no relation to Jim Jones :unsure: )

 
Last year my buddy's team was the Slapdicks and he was severely underperforming. 1/2 way thru the season he changed his name to the ####head ****####s (I doubt any of that will make it thru the filter) and he went on an amazing run and ended up winning the title.

He wrote the most arrogant post after the season on how the Slapdicks alter ego's stepped in to claim victory...it was really pretty funny

 
Last year I was Mexico's Pitbulls

THis year I am going wiht "More Cowbell"

I also considered:

SpongeBob Whoopass

SofaKing Awesome

 
My last years name was:

4th down syndrome

GF's, less creative:

"TE's & QB's" or maybe it was "TE's on QB's"

 
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lol, some good ones up there!

Penciltucky Rednecks is what I'm going with this year. :D

One of the guys in our league (his nick is "Mantis") is using The Playing Mantis. Good one if you ask me... still hoping he gets his butt kicked this year, tho! :unsure:

:lol:

 
1. Ginn and Tonic

2. Oh So Stinko

3. Pick Me

4. Joe's Secret Formula

5. The Infamous McDonald's Wrapper

6. The Jackson Five (Steven, DeSean, Vincent, Tarvaris and Darrell)

8. Action Jackson

7. The Bowe Hunters

9. Jake Utler and Co.

10. Live Free or Addai

11. The Manning Trophy Collection

12. Roethlisberger with Cheese :goodposting:

13. Delhomme Field Advantage :goodposting: :bag:

14. Travis Henry's Child Support Check

 
I like the idea of the place names...

Vatican City Diddlers

Roman Atheists

Taiwan Teen Boppers

In a league I commished a while ago, one guy wouldn’t give a team name, and since he was a Raiders fan...

Rump Raiders

 
Here is a article I wrote for my FF league message board last year after I changed my team name:

The Woods, Middle of nowhere.

The team, formally know as Walk in the Park has changed its name to Off in the Woods. After a disappointing draft by team owner, operator, all around bad decision maker, and renowned porn addict, #### #####, went into reclusion and has not spoken to the media until now. "Well we started this season as a Walk in the Park, but we have lost sight off things and before I knew it we were Off in the Woods. In fact I have no idea where we are now or where to go next. It started with many bad drafting decisions and now we just keep spending money and have nothing to show for it."

When asked further about his fantasy football prowess Mr. ##### stated, "I am not sure if I am just really unlucky when it comes to fantasy football or if I am just an idiot. I mean really Wali Lundy (kicker returner) as a fifth round picks makes me look like a fricken moron right now. Well that is nothing I can do about it know, except keep trudging along and hope for the best."

Off in the Woods is 0-3 after 3 weeks of play.

In week 1 Off in the Woods faced Kicker in First who is owned by #### #####. We ask Mr. ##### to tell us about his week one victory, "Before we play the first game in week one I was stressed out, ornery, moody, and short with almost everyone. I just didn't know what to do with myself, but then I beat Off in the Woods. I felt like a weight had been lifted. My stress melted away, I was happy, and I felt like I could take on the world. Beating Off in the Woods was the best possible way I could have started the season."

In week 2 Off in the Woods was crushed by Suck My Ditka. Partial team owner and team spokesman #### ######### excitedly explained their massive victory, "After the week one disappointment we (the 5 owners) were really excited about this one. We just couldn't contain out excitement. We all got together on that magical Sunday to support each other and before we knew what happened we impressively beat Off in the Woods. It is the start of something special for all of us. This is going to be a great season."

This week Off in the Woods' opponent was Boi-oi-oing. Boi-oi-oing team owner ###### #### was in seventh heaven to be 3-0 after this weeks victory. "You have no idea how good I feel after beating Off in the Woods tonight. It is an indescribable feeling. I had beaten Off in the Woods yesterday, but I officially beat Off in the Woods tonight. It was so nice and easy to beat Off in the Woods I wish I could do it every week. I am very jealous of the next team and owner that gets to beat Off in the Woods. It was a great feeling.", stated Mr. ####.

When asked about the rest of the season Mr. ##### had this to say, "Well I really hope that not everyone beats Off in the Woods this season. It would be a very disappointing season if that is that case, not to mention the big mess it would make Off in the Woods. There would have to be a lot of changes in the Off in the Woods organization during the off season. Luckily for me I don't think I Hate Daunte owner #### ####### can beat Off in the Woods. I just don't think #### can get his team up enough to beat Off in the Woods. Next week will tell though."

 
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