What are your favorite Fantasy Football Team Names? (1 Viewer)

[David Dodds]

Some better ones I have seen:

Orton Hears a Boo

Romosexual Tendencies

Michael Turner Overdrive

I Beg to Dilfer

Bill Belichick's Video Rentals

Preparation HGH

Bengals Bail Bondsmen

Not in a Millen Years

WE ARE BRANDON MARSHALL

Wilfork 4 Food

JP Loses Man

 

[ctriopelle]

**** Butkus and the Gloryhole Dancers

Angry Drunken Midgets

Hot Naked Chicks

It was great when hot naked chicks got beaten by angry drunken midgets, or vice versa...

 

[Das Boot]

Some better ones I have seen:Orton Hears a Boo

 

[John Mamula]

Cloud of Feces is still one of the best..even Nick Bakay at WCOFF loved it.

This year I am "Donkey Kong Kill Screen".

 

[Neil Beaufort Zod]

I thought Butte Holes was funny when I heard it.

 

[swidman]

I have a team in one of my leagues named:

Monsters of the Swidway.

 

[Kizman]

Here are a few I have liked

Purple Helmets (best used by a female)

Roadside Hurlers (long night out drinking)

$how Me the Money

Dixon Holes

Anyways....some really funny names in this thread

 

[snapperhead]

I went simple but I like it:

Glass Joe

from the old nintendo days. I got the logo to go with it

 

[Beefeaters]

My Special Purpose

 

[Asinine]

Named one this year Alaskan Fire Dragons. Look that up in the urban dictionary....

 

[dirk diggler]

I don't know if this one has ever been used but I like it.

just the tip

 

[I Am Rick James]

Got Adrian Peterson (Minn, of course) as my keeper.Any suggestions?

Don't know if this has been done before, but this one made me think of the "Got Jesus" bumper sticker so I propose:Got Purple Jusus

 

[normnailz]

Madden's **** Butkus' Favre

 

[AllVolUT]

Richard Craniums

I Am Legend

 

[billygoat]

We Todd Did

 

[TheDirtyWord]

We Todd Did

I am sofa king we todd did...

 

[thatguy]

Off Constantly

You can't beat Off Constantly. You just can't.

 

[Leonard Henry -2 Yds]

CABOOSE

 

[Frank Black]

Batman Begins. It's the avatar on this link that makes it humorous.

 

[Dexter Manley]

Merrill Hoge's Brain

 

[gianmarco]

7 Minute Abs

The Original Whizzinator

 

[Capn Crunch]

The Tatum Bellboys (or Bellhops)

 

[wonderdork]

Prepare to hear the best team name ever....

Quick background first though.

In our league, you get the name the previous year's worst team (record wise) the following year. So last year, the owner of the worst record for the 2006 year's name was David. During the draft the following year, the other owners were trying to figure out a good name. One of the owners (unfortunately not me) said "Why don't we name his team 'Off in David's Mouth.'"

Now all the other owners looked out each other puzzled and we were like, what the hell, that makes no sense? The owner that suggested it however pointed out that in each week one of the other owners beat Dave, the league scoreboard would say "Team X beat Off in David's Mouth."

I'm happy to say I played him first week, and I won. So I could proudly say the league scoreboard said "The Wonderdorks beat Off in David's Mouth." A number of men beat Off in David's Mouth that year, and what a glorious year it was for our league.