what are your funeral plans? (1 Viewer)

[grateful zed]

seeing as how we are all about to kick the bucket, what are your funeral plans, if any?

 

[The General]

I will attend.

 

[the moops]

burn my body and have a party with pizza and beer

 

[grateful zed]

will there be alcohol?

 

[lod001]

not my problem.

 

[fruity pebbles]

Costume party.....go as your favorite dead person. I'll be there as myself.

 

[RC94]

I am going to have “What are you looking at?” on my headstone.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I told my wife just put my corpse out with the trash but I don't think that's legal

 

[snogger]

Cremation . . . Wife still wants to be buried so my ashes will be buried with her. 

 

[jplvr]

Tibetan sky burial, but with sharks. 

 

[Johnny Rock]

Big party with a band and alcohol. Cremation because burial is a waste of land.

 

[Apple Jack]

The usual...show up a couple hours early and fire up the grill. Throw back some brats, beers and tequila. Crank some tunes. Maybe try to locate a nitrous tank.

 

[shadrap]

Buddy of mine weighs 330 lbs.   he wants to be cremated & his ashes scattered next to # 3 green at the country club to create another bunker.  Alcohol will be involved.

 

[RokNRole]

My plan is to not care because I will be dead.

 

[skol asylum]

I want to be stuffed and put in the corner so i can watch what's going on. Please leave the TV on for me when you leave for work so i don't get bored.

 

[cstu]

I told my wife just put my corpse out with the trash but I don't think that's legal

I tell my wife to throw me in dumpster.

 

[cstu]

I am going to have “What are you looking at?” on my headstone.

"Get off my lawn!!"

 

[NutterButter]

Funeral pyre in the back

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

My plan is to be dead. Man, I hope I don't #### it up.

 

[Pipes]

burn my body and have a party with pizza and beer

This.  I never understood taking up a 4 x 8 ft or so area of real estate when your dead.

 

[top dog]

I told my wife to just not claim my body....  They'll figure something out.

 

[glvsav37]

Prop me up, put me in my goalie gear in front of a net and everyone gets one last shot on me.

 

[3C's]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmUC0OysoU&feature=youtu.be&t=24

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Throw my naked dead body in a dumpster near Comerica Park where the Tigers play.  I'm good, why the hell would I care?  I'll be dead! 

 

[jhib]

I'm thinking flaming arrow to my floating coffin.  

 

[3C's]

If my wife invites you over for a post cremation get together, don't eat the chili.

 

[Righetti]

I'm hoping for a Weekend at Bernie'a type sendoff 

 

[NotSmart]

Send Me to Glory In a Glad Bag

 

[Abraham]

Strangely, if I died tomorrow I would trust @cosjobs to make the important decisions. You 

 

[CurlyNight]

I have everything in order already. Cremation. The rest is up to bro what he wants to do.

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

This is all a simulation.  People die around me, but I never do, so no plan required, just a reboot.

 

[gianmarco]

Tibetan sky burial, but with sharks. 

Next, on Sharknado.

 

[skol asylum]

Strangely, if I died tomorrow I would trust @cosjobs to make the important decisions. You 

I see what

 

[Dentist]

I knew this thread was coming, it's just that I thought it would be in about 2030.  

 

[The Future Champs]

Leaning cremated and scattered on my favorite hike.   But I really don't give a ####.  

 

[Jobber]

Cremation. and for the love of God NO OPEN CASKET. What a ####ed up, strange tradition that is.

 

[El Floppo]

David Cross style.

 

[Apple Jack]

Bury my heart in Telluride.

Maybe burn a finger for an offering to the Ganges.

 

[Courtjester]

I want the absolute most cheapest route my family can go. I never understand dropping thousands and possibly tens of thousands on a dead person. 

 

[mr roboto]

not my problem.

This. Take my useful parts and donate, cremate me, let my loved ones do whatever makes them feel better (somber funeral, party, nothing?). Scatter me wherever is meaningful to whoever cares. 

 

[Apple Jack]

Always makes me think of the Nate/Lisa scene from Six Feet Under. Probably the heaviest piece of tv/movie art I've seen.

 

[Da Guru]

My wife and I have already discussed this.

I  want to be cremated right after my passing.  No funeral home vistation. I have set aside funds to have a big party a month or so later at a local pub that we frequent for our relatives and friends. I would like it to be festive.  Although I do hope by the time I go there won`t be many friends left to invite.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Like many of you, cremated and a party.

Ashes scattered in the lake where the family lake house is.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Natural burial. Just dump my dead a** in a quiet meadow where my last good deed will be providing a meal for the worms and soil. Gravestones are weird.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Something austere - I will be dead so don't spend money on me - at best a nice plot would be visited once a year by my immediate family and once they are gone then the plot would be forgotten.  So it is not a wise use of funds that can help the living.

 

[TripItUp]

whatever is the most environmentally conscious/cost effective route...the entire headstone/grave thing is bizarre to me, but perhaps that's because I'm agnostic.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Put the keg on my coffin

And think of me every so often

Have a Loser's Day parade for all my friends

Drink up life like a river

'Til the pizza man delivers

Smile and know I loved you 'til the end

--The Push Stars, "Keg on my Coffin"

 

[grateful zed]

burial at sea

 

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[ZenMaster]

Since I'll likely die before my wife, I put it my will that she has to turn me into a LifeGem and wear the stone on a necklace.