What is/was the oldest/first thread in the FFA (1 Viewer)

[zamboni]

maybe not the first, but wayback - http://web.archive.org/web/20011211132102/http://footballguystalk.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=3

LOL at "AOL- what's the big deal?"

The thread "Prodigy isn't going anywhere" is on page 6, no doubt.

 

[Sweet Love]

maybe not the first, but wayback - http://web.archive.org/web/20011211132102/http://footballguystalk.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=3

LOL at "AOL- what's the big deal?"

The thread "Prodigy isn't going anywhere" is on page 6, no doubt.

I like "Another Reason Best Buy Sucks"...who was the guy who walked out of there after a dispute and threw pennies on the floor...that was great schtick.

 

[Ignoramus]

maybe not the first, but wayback - http://web.archive.org/web/20011211132102/http://footballguystalk.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=3

LOL at "AOL- what's the big deal?"

The thread "Prodigy isn't going anywhere" is on page 6, no doubt.

I like "Another Reason Best Buy Sucks"...who was the guy who walked out of there after a dispute and threw pennies on the floor...that was great schtick.

"Same as Day One" has never rung more true.

 

[E Street Brat]

Awe yes. Back when beautiful women had best hooters. Irving Fryar had just reached puberty and Mr. Pickles tapped a chick with a mustache.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Mr. Pickles tapped a chick with a mustache.

Check your notebook, that was Kid C.

 

[shuke]

Mr. Pickles tapped a chick with a mustache.

"Air Conditioner"

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Mr. Pickles tapped a chick with a mustache.

"Air Conditioner"

Mr. Pickles tapped a chick with a mustache.

Check your notebook, that was Kid C.

We are both right.

 

[FigJam]

Lets face it, the posts here were either PreCWS or PostCWS... The defining moment of this forum.

(Camping with Steve)

Edit: [Link]

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The first post was a one-word post by Dodds, simply saying: "First."

Followed by Joe's, which said: "Shotgun".

 

[glock]

Lets face it, the posts here were either PreCWS or PostCWS... The defining moment of this forum.

(Camping with Steve)

Edit: [Link]

 

[grateful zed]

zmanzzzz!

:IBTL:

 

[Koya]

Is Harrier out of jail yet?

 

[dickey moe]

So the SP and the FFA started at the same time? For some reason, I thought the FFA was added later.

The Great Purge took care of a lot of old posts. That's why almost all of my posts are gone from back then. Kind of sad to think about it. :(

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the fishing used to make me smile. And I'd start threads as slipperyslope, provide a hook and lots of rope, and catch the guppy posters by the pile. But naughty words they make Joe shiver, the language filter he'd deliver. Bannings on the doorstep, for every little misstep. I can't remember if I cried when I read the story about Clyde, but something touched me deep inside, the day the laughter died.

So bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Did you get Chipotle love, or know Lake City Gar spoken of in the Family Feud thread? And did you partake in a cornhole? Can JB save your mortal soul? And can you teach Fro to set up us the poll? Not a single post became immune when the mods began our threads to prune. They'd kick off all the Jews, if they shared their non-Christian views. Don't circumvent the filters with words like "####." We can't have those free thoughts run amuck. But I knew my post would be struck, the day the laughter died.

I started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just learned that "MILF" doesn't fly. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now for three years we've been on Big Blue and boredom's begun to accrue, but that's not how it used to be. And how the hell did it come to be that I'd wax nostalgic for Kid C? That's something no one could foresee. Oh, but it's the censorship I hate. They made Scoob's signature go straight. Only room for one queer, she'll make those Spics disappear. And while IC Alkies went to fight, he vowed to drive throughout the night. That death match would have been a sight the day the laughter died.

We were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just posted pics of hair pie. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now cliques provide some makeshift shelter for Zartan, Zippy and sometimes "Felter," but boredom in :e: is rising fast. Paranoia reached critical mass. The mods filtered words like "####" and "###," and things just weren't as funny as in the past. The Russian Bride Draft was so sublime, I could "Spot the Portman" every time. ThomasA's smack advanced, but fatguy kicked him in the pants. As the fishing pole was expertly reeled, the poster's ID was concealed, then Shick!'s powers they were revealed, the day the laughter died.

We started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just wrote, "The Bush twins are bi-." This'll be the day my shtick dies.

So here we sit now with threads erased, our memories only to embrace - those threads that always made us grin. 'Cause "gllllll peas" posted Rocko, Peens fought Pick, Punk and his family were a ####, and "forget it" was likely to offend. Oh and as Imp spewed into a rage, the fight spilled over to The Cage. No poster seen before was such a drama whore. And as the flames died down on this ifight, I hoped that it might reignite, but the mods removed it from the site, the day the laughter died.

And we were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Sinigin' that's somebody's daughter's browneye.. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

This username it soon will die. I've heard that some may use aliai, but IP bans can cause dismay. I might still login as WetDream, when posters ask about facial cream or when someone calls the fanny pack too gay. They rename threads about mammaries. We need a thread about hooters please. For years that thread was okay, but deemed uncouth yesterday. And the three best posters in the room - Happy Schnapps, Beckster and Viv Darkbloom - are gone for good, I must assume, the day the laughter died.

And they were singin'

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' my warning level's gettin' high. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

They were singin' . . . Bye-bye shiny, Max and fatguy.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

Out ####### standing.

Needs about 13 more verses.

 

[pecorino]

Why do I keep thinking this used to be "cheat sheets.net" originally? Was that FBG or am I confused?

 

[Koya]

Why do I keep thinking this used to be "cheat sheets.net" originally? Was that FBG or am I confused?

That was the pre-cursor to FBGs, correct.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

Why do I keep thinking this used to be "cheat sheets.net" originally? Was that FBG or am I confused?

Cheatsheets.net was Joe Bryant's site. MrFootball.com was David Dodds's site.

Footballguys.com is the union of the two.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Why do I keep thinking this used to be "cheat sheets.net" originally? Was that FBG or am I confused?

Cheatsheets.net was Joe Bryant's site. MrFootball.com was David Dodds's site.

Footballguys.com is the union of the two.

Is that legal in Tennessee?

 

[Gr00vus]

....

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

Best post in a long long time. Nice work.

 

[flapgreen]

maybe not the first, but wayback - http://web.archive.org/web/20011211132102/http://footballguystalk.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=3

LOL at "AOL- what's the big deal?"

The thread "Prodigy isn't going anywhere" is on page 6, no doubt.

I like "Another Reason Best Buy Sucks"...who was the guy who walked out of there after a dispute and threw pennies on the floor...that was great schtick.

GM. I think it was over The Lion King.

 

[[icon]]

maybe not the first, but wayback - http://web.archive.org/web/20011211132102/http://footballguystalk.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=3

Yeah, that was a long time ago. December 2001 was not the very beginning, since I started writing for FBG in June 2001 and I had been on the message board for a while before that. But still, what a trip down memory lane -- Cobalt Cruisin', Jets94, Happy Schnapps, Gigantomachia, Kid Charlemagne, AnOmlet, Smoo, Gold Dragon, Gatorman, kestrel...

June 24 2001 is as far back as it goes....

http://web.archive.org/web/20010624223347/http://www.footballguys.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=11

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I would have made the first post but I was 'growing a tail' when they opened the board.

 

[Koya]

http://web.archive.org/web/19991128114009/http://footballguys.com/

The website with Attitude. '99

But here's the real gold. The nav links work. Articles from a couple years later in '01.

Gotta be some MAD nuggets in there - Joe Bryant, David Dodds and crew with a special performance by none other than David Shick:

"How many fantasy owners draft two RBs with their first two picks? Check out the mock drafts. Go back and look at your old drafts. Are you a Double Stud RB type of owner? If so, youve probably been to the playoffs a lot."

And the attitude? Shick, bringing here:

"NEVER draft your second WR before you get your second RB. Ever, ever, ever ever Unless you are drafting with morons or are involved in a public Yahoo league. Hmm? 4th round. Do I take Randy Moss yet?"

And Dodds brings the 'tude as well

"I don't just play fantasy football; I play to win. Every game I lose takes a little out of me and anything less than complete domination in the Championship is a season I would rather forget. If you can't relate to this, I suggest you stop reading now and wait a day before your draft to buy a cheezy magazine with a 4 month old cheatsheet attached. But if you'd like to improve your game, I offer the following advice culminated from years of successful fantasy competition."

As true today, as when it was written. I think I'll go to The Huddle.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

So the SP and the FFA started at the same time? For some reason, I thought the FFA was added later.

The Great Purge took care of a lot of old posts. That's why almost all of my posts are gone from back then. Kind of sad to think about it. :(

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the fishing used to make me smile. And I'd start threads as slipperyslope, provide a hook and lots of rope, and catch the guppy posters by the pile. But naughty words they make Joe shiver, the language filter he'd deliver. Bannings on the doorstep, for every little misstep. I can't remember if I cried when I read the story about Clyde, but something touched me deep inside, the day the laughter died.

So bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Did you get Chipotle love, or know Lake City Gar spoken of in the Family Feud thread? And did you partake in a cornhole? Can JB save your mortal soul? And can you teach Fro to set up us the poll? Not a single post became immune when the mods began our threads to prune. They'd kick off all the Jews, if they shared their non-Christian views. Don't circumvent the filters with words like "####." We can't have those free thoughts run amuck. But I knew my post would be struck, the day the laughter died.

I started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just learned that "MILF" doesn't fly. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now for three years we've been on Big Blue and boredom's begun to accrue, but that's not how it used to be. And how the hell did it come to be that I'd wax nostalgic for Kid C? That's something no one could foresee. Oh, but it's the censorship I hate. They made Scoob's signature go straight. Only room for one queer, she'll make those Spics disappear. And while IC Alkies went to fight, he vowed to drive throughout the night. That death match would have been a sight the day the laughter died.

We were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just posted pics of hair pie. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now cliques provide some makeshift shelter for Zartan, Zippy and sometimes "Felter," but boredom in :e: is rising fast. Paranoia reached critical mass. The mods filtered words like "####" and "###," and things just weren't as funny as in the past. The Russian Bride Draft was so sublime, I could "Spot the Portman" every time. ThomasA's smack advanced, but fatguy kicked him in the pants. As the fishing pole was expertly reeled, the poster's ID was concealed, then Shick!'s powers they were revealed, the day the laughter died.

We started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just wrote, "The Bush twins are bi-." This'll be the day my shtick dies.

So here we sit now with threads erased, our memories only to embrace - those threads that always made us grin. 'Cause "gllllll peas" posted Rocko, Peens fought Pick, Punk and his family were a ####, and "forget it" was likely to offend. Oh and as Imp spewed into a rage, the fight spilled over to The Cage. No poster seen before was such a drama whore. And as the flames died down on this ifight, I hoped that it might reignite, but the mods removed it from the site, the day the laughter died.

And we were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Sinigin' that's somebody's daughter's browneye.. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

This username it soon will die. I've heard that some may use aliai, but IP bans can cause dismay. I might still login as WetDream, when posters ask about facial cream or when someone calls the fanny pack too gay. They rename threads about mammaries. We need a thread about hooters please. For years that thread was okay, but deemed uncouth yesterday. And the three best posters in the room - Happy Schnapps, Beckster and Viv Darkbloom - are gone for good, I must assume, the day the laughter died.

And they were singin'

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' my warning level's gettin' high. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

They were singin' . . . Bye-bye shiny, Max and fatguy.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

I remember IC Alkies offer to drive all night, but can't remember who he was going to fight.

 

[flapgreen]

I remember that

 

[IC FBGCav]

So the SP and the FFA started at the same time? For some reason, I thought the FFA was added later.

The Great Purge took care of a lot of old posts. That's why almost all of my posts are gone from back then. Kind of sad to think about it. :(

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the fishing used to make me smile. And I'd start threads as slipperyslope, provide a hook and lots of rope, and catch the guppy posters by the pile. But naughty words they make Joe shiver, the language filter he'd deliver. Bannings on the doorstep, for every little misstep. I can't remember if I cried when I read the story about Clyde, but something touched me deep inside, the day the laughter died.

So bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Did you get Chipotle love, or know Lake City Gar spoken of in the Family Feud thread? And did you partake in a cornhole? Can JB save your mortal soul? And can you teach Fro to set up us the poll? Not a single post became immune when the mods began our threads to prune. They'd kick off all the Jews, if they shared their non-Christian views. Don't circumvent the filters with words like "####." We can't have those free thoughts run amuck. But I knew my post would be struck, the day the laughter died.

I started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just learned that "MILF" doesn't fly. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now for three years we've been on Big Blue and boredom's begun to accrue, but that's not how it used to be. And how the hell did it come to be that I'd wax nostalgic for Kid C? That's something no one could foresee. Oh, but it's the censorship I hate. They made Scoob's signature go straight. Only room for one queer, she'll make those Spics disappear. And while IC Alkies went to fight, he vowed to drive throughout the night. That death match would have been a sight the day the laughter died.

We were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just posted pics of hair pie. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now cliques provide some makeshift shelter for Zartan, Zippy and sometimes "Felter," but boredom in :e: is rising fast. Paranoia reached critical mass. The mods filtered words like "####" and "###," and things just weren't as funny as in the past. The Russian Bride Draft was so sublime, I could "Spot the Portman" every time. ThomasA's smack advanced, but fatguy kicked him in the pants. As the fishing pole was expertly reeled, the poster's ID was concealed, then Shick!'s powers they were revealed, the day the laughter died.

We started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just wrote, "The Bush twins are bi-." This'll be the day my shtick dies.

So here we sit now with threads erased, our memories only to embrace - those threads that always made us grin. 'Cause "gllllll peas" posted Rocko, Peens fought Pick, Punk and his family were a ####, and "forget it" was likely to offend. Oh and as Imp spewed into a rage, the fight spilled over to The Cage. No poster seen before was such a drama whore. And as the flames died down on this ifight, I hoped that it might reignite, but the mods removed it from the site, the day the laughter died.

And we were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Sinigin' that's somebody's daughter's browneye.. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

This username it soon will die. I've heard that some may use aliai, but IP bans can cause dismay. I might still login as WetDream, when posters ask about facial cream or when someone calls the fanny pack too gay. They rename threads about mammaries. We need a thread about hooters please. For years that thread was okay, but deemed uncouth yesterday. And the three best posters in the room - Happy Schnapps, Beckster and Viv Darkbloom - are gone for good, I must assume, the day the laughter died.

And they were singin'

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' my warning level's gettin' high. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

They were singin' . . . Bye-bye shiny, Max and fatguy.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

I remember IC Alkies offer to drive all night, but can't remember who he was going to fight.

That would be Buffalo's prince,.......Burning Sensation

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So the SP and the FFA started at the same time? For some reason, I thought the FFA was added later.

The Great Purge took care of a lot of old posts. That's why almost all of my posts are gone from back then. Kind of sad to think about it. :(

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the fishing used to make me smile. And I'd start threads as slipperyslope, provide a hook and lots of rope, and catch the guppy posters by the pile. But naughty words they make Joe shiver, the language filter he'd deliver. Bannings on the doorstep, for every little misstep. I can't remember if I cried when I read the story about Clyde, but something touched me deep inside, the day the laughter died.

So bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Did you get Chipotle love, or know Lake City Gar spoken of in the Family Feud thread? And did you partake in a cornhole? Can JB save your mortal soul? And can you teach Fro to set up us the poll? Not a single post became immune when the mods began our threads to prune. They'd kick off all the Jews, if they shared their non-Christian views. Don't circumvent the filters with words like "####." We can't have those free thoughts run amuck. But I knew my post would be struck, the day the laughter died.

I started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just learned that "MILF" doesn't fly. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now for three years we've been on Big Blue and boredom's begun to accrue, but that's not how it used to be. And how the hell did it come to be that I'd wax nostalgic for Kid C? That's something no one could foresee. Oh, but it's the censorship I hate. They made Scoob's signature go straight. Only room for one queer, she'll make those Spics disappear. And while IC Alkies went to fight, he vowed to drive throughout the night. That death match would have been a sight the day the laughter died.

We were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just posted pics of hair pie. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now cliques provide some makeshift shelter for Zartan, Zippy and sometimes "Felter," but boredom in :e: is rising fast. Paranoia reached critical mass. The mods filtered words like "####" and "###," and things just weren't as funny as in the past. The Russian Bride Draft was so sublime, I could "Spot the Portman" every time. ThomasA's smack advanced, but fatguy kicked him in the pants. As the fishing pole was expertly reeled, the poster's ID was concealed, then Shick!'s powers they were revealed, the day the laughter died.

We started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just wrote, "The Bush twins are bi-." This'll be the day my shtick dies.

So here we sit now with threads erased, our memories only to embrace - those threads that always made us grin. 'Cause "gllllll peas" posted Rocko, Peens fought Pick, Punk and his family were a ####, and "forget it" was likely to offend. Oh and as Imp spewed into a rage, the fight spilled over to The Cage. No poster seen before was such a drama whore. And as the flames died down on this ifight, I hoped that it might reignite, but the mods removed it from the site, the day the laughter died.

And we were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Sinigin' that's somebody's daughter's browneye.. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

This username it soon will die. I've heard that some may use aliai, but IP bans can cause dismay. I might still login as WetDream, when posters ask about facial cream or when someone calls the fanny pack too gay. They rename threads about mammaries. We need a thread about hooters please. For years that thread was okay, but deemed uncouth yesterday. And the three best posters in the room - Happy Schnapps, Beckster and Viv Darkbloom - are gone for good, I must assume, the day the laughter died.

And they were singin'

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' my warning level's gettin' high. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

They were singin' . . . Bye-bye shiny, Max and fatguy.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

I remember IC Alkies offer to drive all night, but can't remember who he was going to fight.

That would be Buffalo's prince,.......Burning Sensation

Didn't he bag on your mom or something?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Why do I keep thinking this used to be "cheat sheets.net" originally? Was that FBG or am I confused?

Cheatsheets.net was Joe Bryant's site. MrFootball.com was David Dodds's site.

Footballguys.com is the union of the two.

I still think they should have gone with Footballcheats.com

 

[TheIronSheik]

Why do I keep thinking this used to be "cheat sheets.net" originally? Was that FBG or am I confused?

Cheatsheets.net was Joe Bryant's site. MrFootball.com was David Dodds's site.

Footballguys.com is the union of the two.

I still think they should have gone with Footballcheats.com

Or BallSheets.com

 

[IC FBGCav]

So the SP and the FFA started at the same time? For some reason, I thought the FFA was added later.

The Great Purge took care of a lot of old posts. That's why almost all of my posts are gone from back then. Kind of sad to think about it. :(

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the fishing used to make me smile. And I'd start threads as slipperyslope, provide a hook and lots of rope, and catch the guppy posters by the pile. But naughty words they make Joe shiver, the language filter he'd deliver. Bannings on the doorstep, for every little misstep. I can't remember if I cried when I read the story about Clyde, but something touched me deep inside, the day the laughter died.

So bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Did you get Chipotle love, or know Lake City Gar spoken of in the Family Feud thread? And did you partake in a cornhole? Can JB save your mortal soul? And can you teach Fro to set up us the poll? Not a single post became immune when the mods began our threads to prune. They'd kick off all the Jews, if they shared their non-Christian views. Don't circumvent the filters with words like "####." We can't have those free thoughts run amuck. But I knew my post would be struck, the day the laughter died.

I started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just learned that "MILF" doesn't fly. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now for three years we've been on Big Blue and boredom's begun to accrue, but that's not how it used to be. And how the hell did it come to be that I'd wax nostalgic for Kid C? That's something no one could foresee. Oh, but it's the censorship I hate. They made Scoob's signature go straight. Only room for one queer, she'll make those Spics disappear. And while IC Alkies went to fight, he vowed to drive throughout the night. That death match would have been a sight the day the laughter died.

We were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just posted pics of hair pie. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now cliques provide some makeshift shelter for Zartan, Zippy and sometimes "Felter," but boredom in :e: is rising fast. Paranoia reached critical mass. The mods filtered words like "####" and "###," and things just weren't as funny as in the past. The Russian Bride Draft was so sublime, I could "Spot the Portman" every time. ThomasA's smack advanced, but fatguy kicked him in the pants. As the fishing pole was expertly reeled, the poster's ID was concealed, then Shick!'s powers they were revealed, the day the laughter died.

We started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just wrote, "The Bush twins are bi-." This'll be the day my shtick dies.

So here we sit now with threads erased, our memories only to embrace - those threads that always made us grin. 'Cause "gllllll peas" posted Rocko, Peens fought Pick, Punk and his family were a ####, and "forget it" was likely to offend. Oh and as Imp spewed into a rage, the fight spilled over to The Cage. No poster seen before was such a drama whore. And as the flames died down on this ifight, I hoped that it might reignite, but the mods removed it from the site, the day the laughter died.

And we were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Sinigin' that's somebody's daughter's browneye.. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

This username it soon will die. I've heard that some may use aliai, but IP bans can cause dismay. I might still login as WetDream, when posters ask about facial cream or when someone calls the fanny pack too gay. They rename threads about mammaries. We need a thread about hooters please. For years that thread was okay, but deemed uncouth yesterday. And the three best posters in the room - Happy Schnapps, Beckster and Viv Darkbloom - are gone for good, I must assume, the day the laughter died.

And they were singin'

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' my warning level's gettin' high. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

They were singin' . . . Bye-bye shiny, Max and fatguy.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

I remember IC Alkies offer to drive all night, but can't remember who he was going to fight.

That would be Buffalo's prince,.......Burning Sensation

Didn't he bag on your mom or something?

He said I wanted to screw my 13 year old step daughter. He deserved a beating.

 

[glumpy]

Why do I keep thinking this used to be "cheat sheets.net" originally? Was that FBG or am I confused?

Cheatsheets.net was Joe Bryant's site. MrFootball.com was David Dodds's site.

Footballguys.com is the union of the two.

ahhhhh--gotcha! I've been reading through this trying to remember the precurser to old yeller!

 

[Hooper31]

mrfootball.com

-because losing sucks-

Pretty sure I still have the original blue t-shirt.

 

[TheIronSheik]

mrfootball.com

-because losing sucks-

Pretty sure I still have the original blue t-shirt.

 

[Wingnut]

So the SP and the FFA started at the same time? For some reason, I thought the FFA was added later.

The Great Purge took care of a lot of old posts. That's why almost all of my posts are gone from back then. Kind of sad to think about it. :(

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the fishing used to make me smile. And I'd start threads as slipperyslope, provide a hook and lots of rope, and catch the guppy posters by the pile. But naughty words they make Joe shiver, the language filter he'd deliver. Bannings on the doorstep, for every little misstep. I can't remember if I cried when I read the story about Clyde, but something touched me deep inside, the day the laughter died.

So bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Did you get Chipotle love, or know Lake City Gar spoken of in the Family Feud thread? And did you partake in a cornhole? Can JB save your mortal soul? And can you teach Fro to set up us the poll? Not a single post became immune when the mods began our threads to prune. They'd kick off all the Jews, if they shared their non-Christian views. Don't circumvent the filters with words like "####." We can't have those free thoughts run amuck. But I knew my post would be struck, the day the laughter died.

I started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just learned that "MILF" doesn't fly. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now for three years we've been on Big Blue and boredom's begun to accrue, but that's not how it used to be. And how the hell did it come to be that I'd wax nostalgic for Kid C? That's something no one could foresee. Oh, but it's the censorship I hate. They made Scoob's signature go straight. Only room for one queer, she'll make those Spics disappear. And while IC Alkies went to fight, he vowed to drive throughout the night. That death match would have been a sight the day the laughter died.

We were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just posted pics of hair pie. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now cliques provide some makeshift shelter for Zartan, Zippy and sometimes "Felter," but boredom in :e: is rising fast. Paranoia reached critical mass. The mods filtered words like "####" and "###," and things just weren't as funny as in the past. The Russian Bride Draft was so sublime, I could "Spot the Portman" every time. ThomasA's smack advanced, but fatguy kicked him in the pants. As the fishing pole was expertly reeled, the poster's ID was concealed, then Shick!'s powers they were revealed, the day the laughter died.

We started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just wrote, "The Bush twins are bi-." This'll be the day my shtick dies.

So here we sit now with threads erased, our memories only to embrace - those threads that always made us grin. 'Cause "gllllll peas" posted Rocko, Peens fought Pick, Punk and his family were a ####, and "forget it" was likely to offend. Oh and as Imp spewed into a rage, the fight spilled over to The Cage. No poster seen before was such a drama whore. And as the flames died down on this ifight, I hoped that it might reignite, but the mods removed it from the site, the day the laughter died.

And we were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Sinigin' that's somebody's daughter's browneye.. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

This username it soon will die. I've heard that some may use aliai, but IP bans can cause dismay. I might still login as WetDream, when posters ask about facial cream or when someone calls the fanny pack too gay. They rename threads about mammaries. We need a thread about hooters please. For years that thread was okay, but deemed uncouth yesterday. And the three best posters in the room - Happy Schnapps, Beckster and Viv Darkbloom - are gone for good, I must assume, the day the laughter died.

And they were singin'

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' my warning level's gettin' high. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

They were singin' . . . Bye-bye shiny, Max and fatguy.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

Out ####### standing.

Needs about 13 more verses.

It needs Bigbottom to get on it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So the SP and the FFA started at the same time? For some reason, I thought the FFA was added later.

The Great Purge took care of a lot of old posts. That's why almost all of my posts are gone from back then. Kind of sad to think about it. :(

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the fishing used to make me smile. And I'd start threads as slipperyslope, provide a hook and lots of rope, and catch the guppy posters by the pile. But naughty words they make Joe shiver, the language filter he'd deliver. Bannings on the doorstep, for every little misstep. I can't remember if I cried when I read the story about Clyde, but something touched me deep inside, the day the laughter died.

So bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Did you get Chipotle love, or know Lake City Gar spoken of in the Family Feud thread? And did you partake in a cornhole? Can JB save your mortal soul? And can you teach Fro to set up us the poll? Not a single post became immune when the mods began our threads to prune. They'd kick off all the Jews, if they shared their non-Christian views. Don't circumvent the filters with words like "####." We can't have those free thoughts run amuck. But I knew my post would be struck, the day the laughter died.

I started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just learned that "MILF" doesn't fly. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now for three years we've been on Big Blue and boredom's begun to accrue, but that's not how it used to be. And how the hell did it come to be that I'd wax nostalgic for Kid C? That's something no one could foresee. Oh, but it's the censorship I hate. They made Scoob's signature go straight. Only room for one queer, she'll make those Spics disappear. And while IC Alkies went to fight, he vowed to drive throughout the night. That death match would have been a sight the day the laughter died.

We were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just posted pics of hair pie. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

Now cliques provide some makeshift shelter for Zartan, Zippy and sometimes "Felter," but boredom in :e: is rising fast. Paranoia reached critical mass. The mods filtered words like "####" and "###," and things just weren't as funny as in the past. The Russian Bride Draft was so sublime, I could "Spot the Portman" every time. ThomasA's smack advanced, but fatguy kicked him in the pants. As the fishing pole was expertly reeled, the poster's ID was concealed, then Shick!'s powers they were revealed, the day the laughter died.

We started singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' I just wrote, "The Bush twins are bi-." This'll be the day my shtick dies.

So here we sit now with threads erased, our memories only to embrace - those threads that always made us grin. 'Cause "gllllll peas" posted Rocko, Peens fought Pick, Punk and his family were a ####, and "forget it" was likely to offend. Oh and as Imp spewed into a rage, the fight spilled over to The Cage. No poster seen before was such a drama whore. And as the flames died down on this ifight, I hoped that it might reignite, but the mods removed it from the site, the day the laughter died.

And we were singin'...

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Sinigin' that's somebody's daughter's browneye.. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

This username it soon will die. I've heard that some may use aliai, but IP bans can cause dismay. I might still login as WetDream, when posters ask about facial cream or when someone calls the fanny pack too gay. They rename threads about mammaries. We need a thread about hooters please. For years that thread was okay, but deemed uncouth yesterday. And the three best posters in the room - Happy Schnapps, Beckster and Viv Darkbloom - are gone for good, I must assume, the day the laughter died.

And they were singin'

Bye-bye friends at Footballguys.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' my warning level's gettin' high. This'll be the day my shtick dies.

They were singin' . . . Bye-bye shiny, Max and fatguy.

Told a joke I thought was funny, but it made Jeebus cry.

Now Shick! and Joe said "Have a great season, guy."

Singin' this'll be the day my shtick dies.

Out ####### standing.

Needs about 13 more verses.

It needs Bigbottom to get on it.

You know this already exists, right?

 

[Wingnut]

Eta: Yeah now I remember. I used to smoke a lot of pot.