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[Andrew74]

You being an accountant explains a lot. Most accountants I've met don't know #### about how economics/finance works. Real FBG accountants excepted.

 

[Tom Servo]

I wonder if Em drives a Dodge Stratus?

I started college as an accounting major. Have ~15 credits in accounting credits. I need to update my resume.

I wonder if Em drives a Dodge Stratus?

I started college as an accounting major. Have ~15 credits in accounting credits. I need to update my resume.

I drive a 94 Cutlass Supreme. black Camaro with T tops.

FIXED.

 

[Slapdash]

you aren't an accountant. you stock tampons on shelves at a Walgreens so I would back off of that I'm an accountant nonsense.

 

[jamny]

Hemp, Inc. (HEMP)
0.1320 -0.0131(9.15%)

 

[DocHolliday]

I dated a girl that drove a 94 Cutlass Supreme. Of course, that was back in 1996.

 

[Rayderr]

On a serious note guys, I appreciate all of your criticism. If anything, I'm learning so much stuff I didn't know before and you guys are educating me. I'm a dumb ### kid at heart but know I have a certain set of intangibles that most people don't have.

(Also, I steal some of your jokes towards me and use them against other people in social situations.)

You say you're smarter than 90% of us, yet you steal our material?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

On a serious note guys, I appreciate all of your criticism. If anything, I'm learning so much stuff I didn't know before and you guys are educating me. I'm a dumb ### kid at heart but know I have a certain set of intangibles that most people don't have.

(Also, I steal some of your jokes towards me and use them against other people in social situations.)

You say you're smarter than 90% of us, yet you steal our material?

He said we were dumb. He never said we weren't funny.

 

[ntz08]

solid work by phrozen here.

well done, sir.

 

[Eminence]

On a serious note guys, I appreciate all of your criticism. If anything, I'm learning so much stuff I didn't know before and you guys are educating me. I'm a dumb ### kid at heart but know I have a certain set of intangibles that most people don't have.

(Also, I steal some of your jokes towards me and use them against other people in social situations.)

You say you're smarter than 90% of us, yet you steal our material?

If it made me feel bad, it sure as hell would make other people feel bad. Mean = Funny

 

[ntz08]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothing

if you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

 

[Eminence]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothing

if you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

 

[Keerock]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothing

if you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

My 20 year old son has his #### together WAY more than you do.

 

[ntz08]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothing

if you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

people are ####### stupid and lazy. they're all idiots.

But riddle me this playa, why is it that most of those self-absorbed idiots don't put as much personal information out on the web as you have

 

[humpback]

I love this thread

EDIT: It's a ROTH Account or whatever you guys were rambling about a few pages ago.

The point of the ROTH is that you pay taxes on the money when you take it out, which is normally what you want to do most people are making more money now then when they retire. Given that you are making like 15k a year right now, are you planning on making less than that at age 65??

Why didn't the "accountant" catch this?

 

[Eminence]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothing

if you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

people are ####### stupid and lazy. they're all idiots.

But riddle me this playa, why is it that most of those self-absorbed idiots don't put as much personal information out on the web as you have

Well man, it's an interesting story and we all come from different backgrounds. You see, I found this website a few years ago when I first started getting into Fantasy Football. I stayed in the Shark Pool for awhile, mildly discussing things, trying to pick up some solid advice / critical thinking habits.

I went to a University, started my own LLC... found a hot redheaded girl... and dropped out...

Went to the local Community College... and dropped out...

Went back to the local Community College... and dropped out...

After two-years, the girl and I broke up... I posted a thread on here and it's all kind of snowballed from there.

Dating this chick for two-years, not caring about much of anything else, life kinda passed me up. I ended up realizing I only had about "two" close friends and a handful of acquaintances.

I mainly post on here because I work 40 hours a week at Walgreens and go to school online. I don't have much opportunity for socializing with people, unless it's at the bar; in which case I can't take a drunk girl home and plow her.

So to answer your question, I guess I'm just kind of lonely and in a holding pattern in my life...

 

[Eminence]

I love this thread

EDIT: It's a ROTH Account or whatever you guys were rambling about a few pages ago.

The point of the ROTH is that you pay taxes on the money when you take it out, which is normally what you want to do most people are making more money now then when they retire. Given that you are making like 15k a year right now, are you planning on making less than that at age 65??

Why didn't the "accountant" catch this?

Listen man, everyone earlier in this thread laughed at me for not having a ROTH IRA. If you guys are now giving me crap for having one, talk to the guys who were giving me crap for NOT having one.

I'm not dealing with this crap.

 

[phrozen]

I love this thread

EDIT: It's a ROTH Account or whatever you guys were rambling about a few pages ago.

The point of the ROTH is that you pay taxes on the money when you take it out, which is normally what you want to do most people are making more money now then when they retire. Given that you are making like 15k a year right now, are you planning on making less than that at age 65??

Why didn't the "accountant" catch this?

Listen man, everyone earlier in this thread laughed at me for not having a ROTH IRA. If you guys are now giving me crap for having one, talk to the guys who were giving me crap for NOT having one.

I'm not dealing with this crap.

we'll see ya after lunch

 

[Eminence]

I love this thread

EDIT: It's a ROTH Account or whatever you guys were rambling about a few pages ago.

The point of the ROTH is that you pay taxes on the money when you take it out, which is normally what you want to do most people are making more money now then when they retire. Given that you are making like 15k a year right now, are you planning on making less than that at age 65??

Why didn't the "accountant" catch this?

Listen man, everyone earlier in this thread laughed at me for not having a ROTH IRA. If you guys are now giving me crap for having one, talk to the guys who were giving me crap for NOT having one.

I'm not dealing with this crap.

we'll see ya after lunch

I wasn't implying that I was leaving. I was more or less implying that I was only taking advice from other people earlier in this thread.

 

[Henry Ford]

On a serious note guys, I appreciate all of your criticism. If anything, I'm learning so much stuff I didn't know before and you guys are educating me. I'm a dumb ### kid at heart but know I have a certain set of intangibles that most people don't have.

(Also, I steal some of your jokes towards me and use them against other people in social situations.)

what would those intangibles be?

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

Being able to manipulate strangers isn't a big deal. Wanting to is a big red flag.

 

[mad sweeney]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothingif you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

people are ####### stupid and lazy. they're all idiots.But riddle me this playa, why is it that most of those self-absorbed idiots don't put as much personal information out on the web as you have

Well man, it's an interesting story and we all come from different backgrounds. You see, I found this website a few years ago when I first started getting into Fantasy Football. I stayed in the Shark Pool for awhile, mildly discussing things, trying to pick up some solid advice / critical thinking habits.

I went to a University, started my own LLC... found a hot redheaded girl... and dropped out...

Went to the local Community College... and dropped out...

Went back to the local Community College... and dropped out...

After two-years, the girl and I broke up... I posted a thread on here and it's all kind of snowballed from there.

Dating this chick for two-years, not caring about much of anything else, life kinda passed me up. I ended up realizing I only had about "two" close friends and a handful of acquaintances.

I mainly post on here because I work 40 hours a week at Walgreens and go to school online. I don't have much opportunity for socializing with people, unless it's at the bar; in which case I can't take a drunk girl home and plow her.

So to answer your question, I guess I'm just kind of lonely and in a holding pattern in my life...

I hear MENSA has been recruiting both entry level chain store employees AND online college students. It's literally an untapped cranial bonanza. They're sure to recognize your elite mind and scoop you up quick!

 

[Eminence]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothingif you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

people are ####### stupid and lazy. they're all idiots.But riddle me this playa, why is it that most of those self-absorbed idiots don't put as much personal information out on the web as you have

Well man, it's an interesting story and we all come from different backgrounds. You see, I found this website a few years ago when I first started getting into Fantasy Football. I stayed in the Shark Pool for awhile, mildly discussing things, trying to pick up some solid advice / critical thinking habits.

I went to a University, started my own LLC... found a hot redheaded girl... and dropped out...

Went to the local Community College... and dropped out...

Went back to the local Community College... and dropped out...

After two-years, the girl and I broke up... I posted a thread on here and it's all kind of snowballed from there.

Dating this chick for two-years, not caring about much of anything else, life kinda passed me up. I ended up realizing I only had about "two" close friends and a handful of acquaintances.

I mainly post on here because I work 40 hours a week at Walgreens and go to school online. I don't have much opportunity for socializing with people, unless it's at the bar; in which case I can't take a drunk girl home and plow her.

So to answer your question, I guess I'm just kind of lonely and in a holding pattern in my life...

I hear MENSA has been recruiting both entry level chain store employees AND online college students. It's literally an untapped cranial bonanza. They're sure to recognize your elite mind and scoop you up quick!

I was in the "gifted minds" program in Elementary School, so at one point I was viewed as having a higher intelligence than my peers.

I am certain that there is some carry over to the present day.

 

[humpback]

I love this thread

EDIT: It's a ROTH Account or whatever you guys were rambling about a few pages ago.

The point of the ROTH is that you pay taxes on the money when you take it out, which is normally what you want to do most people are making more money now then when they retire. Given that you are making like 15k a year right now, are you planning on making less than that at age 65??

Why didn't the "accountant" catch this?

Listen man, everyone earlier in this thread laughed at me for not having a ROTH IRA. If you guys are now giving me crap for having one, talk to the guys who were giving me crap for NOT having one.

I'm not dealing with this crap.

:whoosh:

 

[Keerock]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothingif you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

people are ####### stupid and lazy. they're all idiots.But riddle me this playa, why is it that most of those self-absorbed idiots don't put as much personal information out on the web as you have

Well man, it's an interesting story and we all come from different backgrounds. You see, I found this website a few years ago when I first started getting into Fantasy Football. I stayed in the Shark Pool for awhile, mildly discussing things, trying to pick up some solid advice / critical thinking habits.

I went to a University, started my own LLC... found a hot redheaded girl... and dropped out...

Went to the local Community College... and dropped out...

Went back to the local Community College... and dropped out...

After two-years, the girl and I broke up... I posted a thread on here and it's all kind of snowballed from there.

Dating this chick for two-years, not caring about much of anything else, life kinda passed me up. I ended up realizing I only had about "two" close friends and a handful of acquaintances.

I mainly post on here because I work 40 hours a week at Walgreens and go to school online. I don't have much opportunity for socializing with people, unless it's at the bar; in which case I can't take a drunk girl home and plow her.

So to answer your question, I guess I'm just kind of lonely and in a holding pattern in my life...

I hear MENSA has been recruiting both entry level chain store employees AND online college students. It's literally an untapped cranial bonanza. They're sure to recognize your elite mind and scoop you up quick!

I was in the "gifted minds" program in Elementary School, so at one point I was viewed as having a higher intelligence than my peers.

I am certain that there is some carry over to the present day.

I'll concede that you probably have a higher intelligence than most elementary schoolers...

 

[Rayderr]

I have a certain way level of empathy that I can't quite explain, I've always been able to play people like a fiddle.

EDIT: Sometimes people notice me doing this and turn against me. But to a crowd of unsuspecting people, I am wolf in sheep's clothing.

dude. stop. you're not even a sheep in sheep's clothingif you can't figure out who's the mark at the table...

Listen man, I'm a straight up pimp. If you think I'm a joke, you should talk to other kids my age; they're ####### idiots.

people are ####### stupid and lazy. they're all idiots.But riddle me this playa, why is it that most of those self-absorbed idiots don't put as much personal information out on the web as you have

Well man, it's an interesting story and we all come from different backgrounds. You see, I found this website a few years ago when I first started getting into Fantasy Football. I stayed in the Shark Pool for awhile, mildly discussing things, trying to pick up some solid advice / critical thinking habits.

I went to a University, started my own LLC... found a hot redheaded girl... and dropped out...

Went to the local Community College... and dropped out...

Went back to the local Community College... and dropped out...

After two-years, the girl and I broke up... I posted a thread on here and it's all kind of snowballed from there.

Dating this chick for two-years, not caring about much of anything else, life kinda passed me up. I ended up realizing I only had about "two" close friends and a handful of acquaintances.

I mainly post on here because I work 40 hours a week at Walgreens and go to school online. I don't have much opportunity for socializing with people, unless it's at the bar; in which case I can't take a drunk girl home and plow her.

So to answer your question, I guess I'm just kind of lonely and in a holding pattern in my life...

I hear MENSA has been recruiting both entry level chain store employees AND online college students. It's literally an untapped cranial bonanza. They're sure to recognize your elite mind and scoop you up quick!

I was in the "gifted minds" program in Elementary School, so at one point I was viewed as having a higher intelligence than my peers.

I am certain that there is some carry over to the present day.

Or it all went up in smoke.

 

[DocHolliday]

I love this thread

EDIT: It's a ROTH Account or whatever you guys were rambling about a few pages ago.

The point of the ROTH is that you pay taxes on the money when you take it out, which is normally what you want to do most people are making more money now then when they retire. Given that you are making like 15k a year right now, are you planning on making less than that at age 65??

Why didn't the "accountant" catch this?

Listen man, everyone earlier in this thread laughed at me for not having a ROTH IRA. If you guys are now giving me crap for having one, talk to the guys who were giving me crap for NOT having one.

I'm not dealing with this crap.

Many of the posters think that you are putting the cart before the horse. Many of us are trying to help. We have been down the CC debt road. We have bought houses. We have dabbled with stocks.

You need to pay off the CC debt and have a few bucks in the bank before you make grand plans to play the stock market and buy a house.

I still enjoy your stock picks even if much of it is just theory.

 

[ntz08]

Anyone else ever feel bad after playing "Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself"?

 

[Eminence]

This is how a pimp gets the job done. I won $300 sportsbetting and with my current situation, my NET WORTH is approximately ($260). No guts, no glory boys and girls.

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/998055_10152647154633242_2054178934_n.jpg

 

[UniAlias]

You're in significant credit card debt and you're wagering over $300 on NBA games? Glad to see you got that gambling issue that you struggled with cleared up.

 

[Eminence]

You're in significant credit card debt and you're wagering over $300 on NBA games? Glad to see you got that gambling issue that you struggled with cleared up.

Nope! I started with $50... doubled up to $95... doubled up to $180... doubled up to $337.

EDIT: No guts, no glory. You guys could learn something from me. Who wants in on this used cellphone business?

 

[UniAlias]

Sounds like a well thought out and fool proof gambling plan! I'm no fancy pseudo accountant like yourself, but by my math just a dozen more doubles up and you'll be living the millionaire lifestyle laughing down on all us suckers.

 

[Eminence]

Sounds like a well thought out and fool proof gambling plan! I'm no fancy pseudo accountant like yourself, but by my math just a dozen more doubles up and you'll be living the millionaire lifestyle laughing down on all us suckers.

Oh no, it was a strategic risk. I am verrrrry lucky to have made the money that I did today but I did and it all worked out. But from a gambling standpoint, I am actually in a very good situation.

I can lose 6 $50 bets before I break even from tonight's winnings.

I am going to wait until hockey comes back before I start betting again. I was on fire betting on hockey about a month ago. You've got to look at the statistics and go with your gut.

 

[TheMagus]

This is how a pimp gets the job done. I won $300 sportsbetting and with my current situation, my NET WORTH is approximately ($260). No guts, no glory boys and girls.

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/998055_10152647154633242_2054178934_n.jpg

 

[DrJ]

I recently came into a large sum of money. This appears to be a pretty solid way of turning that into an even larger sum of money. Hmmmm.....

 

[jon_mx]

I recently came into a large sum of money. This appears to be a pretty solid way of turning that into an even larger sum of money. Hmmmm.....

Look at the stats and go with your gut. That is the blueprint of many of self-made millionaire hockey gamblers.

 

[Tom Servo]

I recently came into a large sum of money. This appears to be a pretty solid way of turning that into an even larger sum of money. Hmmmm.....

Your dilemma is between bitcoins and pot stocks. Oh, to be in your shoes GB...

 

[Premier]

I love how when he gets excited he goes "who wants to get back into my cell phone scam!!"

 

[Eminence]

I love how when he gets excited he goes "who wants to get back into my cell phone scam!!"

Not really man, the only reason my scheme failed in the first place was because of a lack of available funds. This time around, I'm swimming in excess capital. I can probably give myself an extra $500 - 1,000 bump a month if I do it correctly.

 

[Slapdash]

This time around, I'm swimming in excess capital.

my NET WORTH is approximately ($260).

 

[Eminence]

This time around, I'm swimming in excess capital.

my NET WORTH is approximately ($260).

I'm sorry you don't understand how business works.

 

[dickey moe]

I can't believe anyone's wasting any time with this fishing trip.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I can't believe anyone's wasting any time with this fishing trip.

You'll never make his signature with that attitude.

 

[Slapdash]

This time around, I'm swimming in excess capital.

my NET WORTH is approximately ($260).

I'm sorry you don't understand how business works.

Lay it out for me, Mr. Dimon.

 

[Eminence]

Please tell me one of you goons actually bought HEMP stock. It's going on a run.

 

[Eminence]

#winning

 

[Eminence]

This is exactly why you need me managing your money.

 

[jon_mx]

This time around, I'm swimming in excess capital.

my NET WORTH is approximately ($260).

This will all change once the NHL season kicks back in and he can double up his gambling portfolio.

 

[eoMMan]

If you dickfaces really want to play the marijuana wave....

GWPH

Currently at $59.49.

 

[jon_mx]

If you dickfaces really want to play the marijuana wave....

GWPH

Currently at $59.49.

What is wrong with HEMP? You have issues with a company which is run by a convicted felion which does not disclose any financials? Just because by every indication it has no real product and seems to be the typical pump and dump scam? Em has done his DD here. He would not lead is astray.

 

[phrozen]

This time around, I'm swimming in excess capital.

when his bet worth gets to $277.63 he is going to buy a house

my NET WORTH is approximately ($260).

 

[Frostillicus]

Pics of hot redhead?