What's Normal? - Do you regularly pee in the shower? (1 Viewer)

[dkp993]

I pee on my face in the shower

Ah, what?

 

[dkp993]

Maybe it's because I'm not THAT old yet (although I've seen this with younger guys too) but I'm always fascinated with how many adult men can't/won't just hold their pee for like 5-10 minutes when required.

Like.....dudes would rather pee on a tree next to the 9th tee box than just play the hole and use a real toilet (and be able to wash their hands) in no time at all.

This shower scenario seems similar. Really can't just finish your 5 minute shower and THEN relieve yourself?

‘Because I could get uromysitisis and die!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I don’t do it regularly but I have no problem doing it

 

[Ministry of Pain]

It's the only thing better than peeing outside in the middle of nowhere

 

[Sand]

My wife has the nose of a bloodhound. So no, but only because I don't want to get yelled at.

 

[General Malaise]

I do not get out of the shower to pee. Nor do I get in the shower to pee.

How long are you spending in the shower???? You shower pissers are weird.
I wake up. Poop and pee. Then shower for 3-5 minutes.

 

[dkp993]

I do not get out of the shower to pee. Nor do I get in the shower to pee.

How long are you spending in the shower???? You shower pissers are weird.
I wake up. Poop and pee. Then shower for 3-5 minutes.

Like everything Seinfeld’s got this covered

 

[WDIK2]

Always. It's inefficient and a waste of water not to.

I also pee outside when I get the chance. I probably peed outside a dozen times this last weekend.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Peeing outside is awesome

 

[Chemical X]

chiwawa

is this a wawa located in chicago?

 

[AAABatteries]

I do not get out of the shower to pee. Nor do I get in the shower to pee.

How long are you spending in the shower???? You shower pissers are weird.
I wake up. Poop and pee. Then shower for 3-5 minutes.

If I had your number of kids I’d take 2 hour showers

 

[Snoopy]

chiwawa

is this a wawa located in chicago?

They aren't located that far west

 

[belljr]

I don't need to poop until a good hour after my coffee

 

[General Malaise]

I don't need to poop until a good hour after my coffee

For real? It's the very first thing I do. I like to do Wordle then.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

I don't need to poop until a good hour after my coffee

For real? It's the very first thing I do. I like to do Wordle then.

Ditto.

 

[belljr]

I don't need to poop until a good hour after my coffee

For real? It's the very first thing I do. I like to do Wordle then.

Yep get up, take dog for walk, shower make coffee either drive an hour or log in downstairs, pending on day. I get up between 5:30-6 probably don't poop until 7:30-8

 

[Beef Ravioli Part 2]

I would have voted yes if the question said rarely instead of regularly.

 

[dkp993]

I don't need to poop until a good hour after my coffee

I’m so pavlovian trained that as soon as I smell coffee I have to poop

 

[ChiefD]

I don't need to poop until a good hour after my coffee

For real? It's the very first thing I do. I like to do Wordle then.

So, basically you Turdle?

 

[Mister CIA]

Would like to see the Venn intersections of "pees in the shower," "pees sitting down," and "wipes back to front."

No, not really.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Not regularly, but if I suddenly have to go mid-shower, I am not about to stop and get out and pee and go back. "It's all pipes! What's the difference?!"

 

[brun]

Voted yes. Only real difference for me is l can truthfully say I've never missed the shower.

 

[Terminalxylem]

Peeing outside is awesome

Trees are great for ski-pee, until you yard sale near the yellow snow.

FTR, I‘m extra careful, both skiing and peeing in the trees.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Peeing outside is awesome

Trees are great for ski-pee, until you yard sale near the yellow snow.

FTR, I‘m extra careful, both skiing and peeing in the trees.

Same!

A few years ago my kid followed me into the trees on a powder day. I was well ahead of her, so I pull over to pee. She comes up on me hot and flops over in the powder, narrowly missing the hole in the snow that my Pee has made.
I wasn’t quite finished so yelled at her to close her eyes.

 

[Terminalxylem]

Peeing outside is awesome

Trees are great for ski-pee, until you yard sale near the yellow snow.

FTR, I‘m extra careful, both skiing and peeing in the trees.

Same!

A few years ago my kid followed me into the trees on a powder day. I was well ahead of her, so I pull over to pee. She comes up on me hot and flops over in the powder, narrowly missing the hole in the snow that my Pee has made.
I wasn’t quite finished so yelled at her to close her eyes.

I reserve my territory marking for trees the wife won’t ski.

Still, she‘s had the pleasure of holding the pee bottle as I white-knuckled I-70 in a blizzard. And seen a picture of my frozen urine in her (unbeknownst to me) favorite squeeze bottle, while I was mountaineering in AK.

 

[TripItUp]

Certainly not regularly...it's kind of gross IMHO.

Hotel shower...you betcha.

 

[AAABatteries]

Certainly not regularly...it's kind of gross IMHO.

Hotel shower...you betcha.

This makes no sense.

Are you pissing all over the shower walls and curtain? You pee down the drain.

 

[AAABatteries]

Just realized something- we are talking about peeing with water running and while showering and then soap and more water. You people aren’t just stepping in to your shower and peeing in lieu of using the toilet. Right?

 

[belljr]

Update: still no morning poo. Been up since 6

 

[belljr]

Update: still no morning poo. Been up since 6

Update #2 on #2 complete

 

[AAABatteries]

Update: still no morning poo. Been up since 6

Should be another pole or thread - I essentially never go first thing, but always go right after the first cup of coffee.

 

[Keerock]

For those that do... do you hold the nozzle and aim, or just let it flow?

 

[belljr]

My nozzle is self aiming..... the weight keeps it pointed straight down

 

[Chemical X]

eliminating the toilet adds a lot more space to the bathroom.

 

[Moonlight]

Yes and I enjoy doing so. Makes me feel like I’m getting away with something.

Plus there is so tmuch soap and water flowing its no harm no foul
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More relevant question is whether you pee in the pool or bathtub

 

[Gally]

Is it really that hard to pee before you take a shower?

It's water saving. Why use the toilet when you are getting right in the shower?

This shower scenario seems similar. Really can't just finish your 5 minute shower and THEN relieve yourself?

Why hold it to waste more water? All goes to the same place.

 

[Chemical X]

i mean, are we using sinks as toilets too?