What's Normal? - Have you ever eaten while sitting on the toilet? (1 Viewer)

[Keerock]

Have you ever eaten while sitting on the toilet?

 

[Keerock]

 

[belljr]

No - but have finished eating while peeing.....

 

[nirad3]

I'm gonna have to think about this one. I can't recall if I have or haven't. I'm actually leaning no.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Nope.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I'm gonna have to think about this one. I can't recall if I have or haven't. I'm actually leaning no.

I mean, there have been times where I might have a mouth full of food or maybe the last bite or two of say a pizza and I happened to finish it, but never sitting on the toilet eating while actively using the toilet.

I feel like that’s not the spirit of the question so I said no.

 

[Keerock]

I'm gonna have to think about this one. I can't recall if I have or haven't. I'm actually leaning no.

I mean, there have been times where I might have a mouth full of food or maybe the last bite or two of say a pizza and I happened to finish it, but never sitting on the toilet eating while actively using the toilet.

I feel like that’s not the spirit of the question so I said no.

Yeah... I'm not talking about eating a meal while on the toilet, but if you have food in your hands and put it in your mouth while seated, that's what we're going for here.

That being said, if you have eaten a meal while on the toilet, I don't think I want to know. Or maybe I do. I'm not sure.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I'm gonna have to think about this one. I can't recall if I have or haven't. I'm actually leaning no.

I mean, there have been times where I might have a mouth full of food or maybe the last bite or two of say a pizza and I happened to finish it, but never sitting on the toilet eating while actively using the toilet.

I feel like that’s not the spirit of the question so I said no.

Yeah... I'm not talking about eating a meal while on the toilet, but if you have food in your hands and put it in your mouth while seated, that's what we're going for here.

That being said, if you have eaten a meal while on the toilet, I don't think I want to know. Or maybe I do. I'm not sure.

 

[Drunken knight]

negative

 

[Gr00vus]

Voted no, but was hoping for the "hell no, what's wrong with you" option.

Possible exception for when drunk or high - but that's kind of a standard exception for many of these questions I figure.

 

[Juxtatarot]

No but I’m drinking water or coffee more often than not.

 

[Osaurus]

I think most people who frequent Taco Bell would be wise to do this.

 

[dkp993]

Hard pass.*






*pun intended

 

[AAABatteries]

I can’t imagine that I haven’t at some point but honestly can’t remember.

 

[ChiefD]

No. As God intended.

 

[Runkle]

What was the movie where they bust in on a kid eating a bucket of KFC on the throne? Kind of a throwaway gag maybe. All I remember is that it seemed like the dream life, better than a shower beer.

But no.

 

[MAC_32]

I couldn't tell you a particular time, but I'd be shocked if I haven't.

 

[Spartans Rule]

Yes, although very rarely and never intentionally. Blame it on my ADD.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

No but I’m drinking water or coffee more often than not.

Yeah frequently have my coffee with me on the weekends, don’t think I’ve ever taken food with me but wouldn’t rule it out completely

 

[The Z Machine]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

 

[The Z Machine]

better than a shower beer.

damn, beat me too it.

 

[Brony]

I can’t imagine that I haven’t at some point but honestly can’t remember.

I couldn't tell you a particular time, but I'd be shocked if I haven't.

I'm in this camp. I've never consciously set up a candlelight meal in there, but I'm sure there was some time in my younger days that this came up out of convenience.

 

[Scoresman]

Not even close to normal. I weep for those of you that do this.

 

[brun]

Answered no.
For anyone considering it. It might sense to just throw the food directly into the toilet.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I think most people who frequent Taco Bell would be wise to do this.

On a related note, this was what gave the In & Out franchise it's name.

 

[Zow]

While I appreciate the efficiency I guess, no I’m pretty sure I never have.

Standing though I probably have.

 

[Zow]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

Yes. Shower beer.

I think I learned that on here.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

No but I have continued to enjoy a bourbon after already having several, and sitting down was easier then praying for good aim.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

Yes. Shower beer.

I think I learned that on here.

No shower beer. If it falls and breaks there’s glass everywhere. Not worth it.

 

[shuke]

Gross. I won't even walk into the bathroom at work if I have food in my mouth.

 

[AAABatteries]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

Yes. Shower beer.

I think I learned that on here.

No shower beer. If it falls and breaks there’s glass everywhere. Not worth it.

Beer in the can down?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

Yes. Shower beer.

I think I learned that on here.

No shower beer. If it falls and breaks there’s glass everywhere. Not worth it.

Beer in the can down?

No judgment from me, have at it!

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

Yes. Shower beer.

I think I learned that on here.

No shower beer. If it falls and breaks there’s glass everywhere. Not worth it.

Beer in the can down?

No judgment from me, have at it!

I was attempting to make a safe joke w/o getting a timeout.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Canned beer? What kinda heathen do you take me for?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Canned beer? What kinda heathen do you take me for?

I've heard that there are some who prefer it in the can.

 

[Manster]

If it's a morning dump I may be drinking coffee....evening dump maybe a beer.

 

[FatMax]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

There was a time in my early 20's, living with several roommates, that it was common. In fact, many times you'd have to remove someone else's empty just so you had a place to put yours down.

 

[dkp993]

I can’t imagine that I haven’t at some point but honestly can’t remember.

This is a known side effect of eating on the toilet.

 

[The Z Machine]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

There was a time in my early 20's, living with several roommates, that it was common. In fact, many times you'd have to remove someone else's empty just so you had a place to put yours down.

Like, duh!

 

[Ilov80s]

Not that I can recall. I suppose it's possible I did when really drunk in college or as a little kid.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Drinking and peeing at the same time is what scientists call "perpetual motion" .

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Canned beer? What kinda heathen do you take me for?

I've heard that there are some who prefer it in the can.

This is how it’s done fellas.

You’re the champ. :takesnotes:

 

[-OZ-]

I might have eaten a sandwich in an outhouse when it was >100° in Iraq.

 

[-OZ-]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

Yes. Shower beer.

I think I learned that on here.

there’s like a whole subreddit devoted to it.

 

[Galileo]

Guilty. But it is not something I would regularly do, nor would I claim it is normal.

 

[mr. furley]

Ever drink a beer while taking a shower?

Yes. Shower beer.

I think I learned that on here.

there’s like a whole subreddit devoted to it.

don't open that one at work

 

[El Floppo]

Laugh out loud.

Why even leave the toilet, really. Everything you need right there!

 

[E Street Brat]

Hells No.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

I put yes, as I probably have at some point. I was young and dumb for years.

On a related note. I still remember a funny scene in middle school. Our basketball team was at a tournament and in the dressing room before a game. A friend and teammate needed to drop a deuce, in the lone stall with no door. He went ahead and went, and for some reason unknown to me was also eating a Snickers bar at the same time. I had to walk past his stall to get to the urinal to pee before warming up. Seeing him eating a Snickers while taking a dump is still one of the funniest things I have seen in my entire life. We are still friends to this day and when I see him I still call him Snickers occasionally.

 

[The General]

I mean I haven’t sat down and had prime rib but finish off a bite I’m sure has happened.