Am I really the only one under 30 so far? Makes sense, I fit in better with you old farts. I'm the only person around my age that I know without Facebook, Instagram, etc. I use twitter only as a source of news. I'm the only person in my age group that I know who is on message boards. Technologically I'm with you guys for some reason, no idea why.
I would assume you have a big schlong, 6 digit income, offdee 9+ partner, NFL caliber bench press, are dang good looking, IQ north of 145+, single digit handicap, and can dunk a regulation ball.