also, this thread reminds me... my name appears on ESPN.com twice - once for winning a stuart scott bobble head doll. Once for winning a chance to play fantasy football with Mike and Mike almost 20 years ago. Shortly after Greenie joined the show, they did the "buongiorno fantasy football league" and gave away 'seats' to listeners in various ways. Deon Sanders had some quote about that time saying that after he retired, the NFL should re-name the cornerback position "The Deon" because of how good he was. So, they gave away one of the seats based on having you rename football positions after some theme. I sent in an entry renaming them after candy bars because of Golic's obsession with food and won a seat, then proceeded to win the league. My entry had things like:
Defensive ends - Kit Kat - break me off a piece of that Quaterback
WRs - mounds or almond joy depending on if they guts to run routes over the middle or not (because almond joys got nuts, mounds don't)
quaterback - 100 grand bar - most expensive player
kicker - twizzlers - twizzlers aren't really candy bars, but kickers aren't really football players
That's my 15 minutes of fame, IMO.