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Leroy Hoard
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Al O'Pecia
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I have always had a thick, luscious beard. Over the years I've taken advantage of my hirsuteness and have either rocked a Macho Man beard or a modified Hunger Games beard. Then, one morning last month, I looked in the mirror and was Shuked at what I saw. I had a gaping hole in my beard right under my chin.
Baffled, I assumed that I was so hammered the night before that I tried to trim my beard and royally F'd up. Mind you, I had no recollection of trimming my beard nor of even being that drunk, but it seemed like the most logical explanation given my typical late night activities. I figured that I'd look like a true ###### walking around with a giant hole in my beard, so I shaved it all off knowing full well that I'm such a hairy ******* that I'd have a semi-respectable beard within a week. The next morning when I looked in the mirror I was even more baffled. I had a full face of stubble except in the spot where I thought I had the beard trimming incident. I felt the spot. There was nothing there, Not even a hint of stubble. The skin was smoother than Clooney with the ladies. WTF!?!
It turns out that I wasn't beard trimming drunk. Instead I was hit with a spontaneous case of alopecia areata. I may have a gaping hole in my beard forever or it may clear up in several months, but until then I have to either remain clean shaven to look normal or I can walk around looking like I took a vicious dive off a skateboard, landed on my chin, and can no longer grow hair there. Since I'm exceptionally lazy and despise shaving, I more often than not choose the latter. For example, this is what I look like today:
Al
While researching alopecia I came across numerous pictures of people now forced to sport godawful beards and hairdos. The guy in my avatar had me cracking up so hard that I had to make him my logo. Hairs to you, Avatar Guy!
Baffled, I assumed that I was so hammered the night before that I tried to trim my beard and royally F'd up. Mind you, I had no recollection of trimming my beard nor of even being that drunk, but it seemed like the most logical explanation given my typical late night activities. I figured that I'd look like a true ###### walking around with a giant hole in my beard, so I shaved it all off knowing full well that I'm such a hairy ******* that I'd have a semi-respectable beard within a week. The next morning when I looked in the mirror I was even more baffled. I had a full face of stubble except in the spot where I thought I had the beard trimming incident. I felt the spot. There was nothing there, Not even a hint of stubble. The skin was smoother than Clooney with the ladies. WTF!?!
It turns out that I wasn't beard trimming drunk. Instead I was hit with a spontaneous case of alopecia areata. I may have a gaping hole in my beard forever or it may clear up in several months, but until then I have to either remain clean shaven to look normal or I can walk around looking like I took a vicious dive off a skateboard, landed on my chin, and can no longer grow hair there. Since I'm exceptionally lazy and despise shaving, I more often than not choose the latter. For example, this is what I look like today:
Al
While researching alopecia I came across numerous pictures of people now forced to sport godawful beards and hairdos. The guy in my avatar had me cracking up so hard that I had to make him my logo. Hairs to you, Avatar Guy!
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KarmaPolice
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I like Radiohead. (or did a lot more when I joined this board)
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The problem with this place is that the avatars are so tiny, I can't tell what I'm looking at in many cases.matttyl said:
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The oldest love story in the history of the world. Big ship hits iceberg. Big ship sinks Woman ends up with karate pimp.
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You can laugh at it. I do have a sense of humor about my plight.Chaka said:
You have to have a sense of humor to cope.
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Sorry. TV = Television
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I graduated from OU.
Reading this thread, it feels like I should be more creative.
Reading this thread, it feels like I should be more creative.
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Wow, I thought you were making that word up.
This movie looks weird. Something my gf would be in to. Whats it about?
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I wish he would run for president.
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Him too.Koya? I'm not sure the US is ready for a Jewish POTUS.
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I couldn't think of or find anything better at the time
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was the Man United Logo, then had to change for the WC Thread so went with topless Beckham, got tired of that so found a nice bikini clad girl supporting Man United. It is a Futbol board after all....
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some internet guy drew mine.
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Just changed my avatar. Was getting tired of Layla.
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