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Trapping and skinning nutria for $2 a pelt.
Kept me warm when I was a kid, saved me from death once. God Bless you sir.Trapping and skinning nutria for $2 a pelt.
Worked a small stint during college at a credit card payment processing center. Basically running envelopes through a machine and taking the check/statement out. Holy #### was it boring. I would get all excited when someone would staple their check to the statement, or send cash, or anything to break up the monotony.
bromigo there will be a lot of stuff in this thread but i am not sure many will get close to swinging a pick at frozen pee take that to the bankWasn't my job - I didn't get paid to do chores - but in h.s. I shoveled #### every week for six horses. By hand, pitchfork & shovel, pickax in the winter when the piss froze solid. Bobcat would have been a sweet gig.brohan trust me driving that baby was pretty sweet but hey when you are using it like a glorified honey wagon it sort of takes a little bit of the shine off if you know what i mean take that to the bank brohanDude, you got to drive a Bobcat!i worked at a farm where i ran a bobcat to scoop up cow manure in a fenced in area they ran the cows into before they brought them in to the barn and the crap got so thick that was the best way to get it out of there that was not a lot of fun and i also washed parts in a tool and die shop in a wash tank and every day even if you wore the gloves they gave you my arms were all red and swollen up from the solvent that was a doosie but you have to do what you have to do to keep food on the table and the mortgage paid that to the bank brohans![]()
Seriously?Kept me warm when I was a kid, saved me from death once. God Bless you sir.Trapping and skinning nutria for $2 a pelt.![]()
I'm black and from Detroit, a relatively marshy and cold place. If your first job was molding government cheese, I would have said the same thing.Seriously?Kept me warm when I was a kid, saved me from death once. God Bless you sir.Trapping and skinning nutria for $2 a pelt.![]()
You owned something made of nutria and wore it? That's awesome.I'm black and from Detroit, a relatively marshy and cold place. If your first job was molding government cheese, I would have said the same thing.Seriously?Kept me warm when I was a kid, saved me from death once. God Bless you sir.Trapping and skinning nutria for $2 a pelt.![]()
I did this kind of work for about four years. It wasn't the worst job that I had, in fact it was pretty interesting and involved a lot of travel, I was a project manager, and one of my jobs was the US Steel coke works in Gary, Indiana.Air Quality testing up in the smokestacks at powerplants. Nothing better than sitting a couple hundred feet up on the catwalks of a stack right on the Ohio River in West Virginia. In January. For 16 or more hours at a stretch.
Well, except for having to climb down via ladder when the stupid stack elevator malfunctioned.
Remember the hat Elaine bought in battery park? Negligible.You owned something made of nutria and wore it? That's awesome.I'm black and from Detroit, a relatively marshy and cold place. If your first job was molding government cheese, I would have said the same thing.Seriously?Kept me warm when I was a kid, saved me from death once. God Bless you sir.Trapping and skinning nutria for $2 a pelt.![]()
Was there a common theme to get them into bed? Did they just #### all the busboys?I have nailed a lot of waitresses. A LOT.
waitresses are not difficult to get in bed and new ones are constantly rotating in too. Gotta deal with working weekends and nights, but restaurant work really is the perfect college job.Was there a common theme to get them into bed? Did they just #### all the busboys?I have nailed a lot of waitresses. A LOT.
Baling hay is hard ### work but that's a job you can have fun doing. You come back for fall practice all blown up, and the townie sissies want to know what gym you were at all summer.We've got it pretty damn easy. My dad and a couple of uncles went out to central Nebraska a couple of Summers and threw hay bales. Stayed in the old Army barracks. $ .01 per bale and dad made enough to buy a car. That's a lot of bales. He could only do that because his younger sisters were old enough to milk the cows while he was gone.
No wonder he could still kick my ### at 70 years old.
Yeah you just tell them you were a busboy at one point, and they throw it at you. Some kind of industry rule I guess.Was there a common theme to get them into bed? Did they just #### all the busboys?I have nailed a lot of waitresses. A LOT.
It was definitely interesting, and I vividly remember things like amusing ourselves by flinging fudge stripe cookies from up on the stack, watching some dude spend all day in a tree stand in a field across from the plant, intently staring at the same patch of land while a veritable parade of deer walked behind him out of is sight, but not ours, "accidentally" knocking the grounding cable of the pitot probe loose so the guy working the probe would get a massive static shock...I did this kind of work for about four years. It wasn't the worst job that I had, in fact it was pretty interesting and involved a lot of travel, I was a project manager, and one of my jobs was the US Steel coke works in Gary, Indiana.Now, the people that worked at that place every day?...... Some of the most bitter people I've ever met.Air Quality testing up in the smokestacks at powerplants. Nothing better than sitting a couple hundred feet up on the catwalks of a stack right on the Ohio River in West Virginia. In January. For 16 or more hours at a stretch.
Well, except for having to climb down via ladder when the stupid stack elevator malfunctioned.
I roofed for two years before college. My first day, I was helping put down felt on a 3 story apartment complex. Eventually, I got used to the heights.Roofing. Worst job ever. Work was hot and nasty.
Oh no, then what?I roofed for two years before college. My first day, I was helping put down felt on a 3 story apartment complex. Eventually, I got used to the heights.Roofing. Worst job ever. Work was hot and nasty.
The guy I worked for had few rental houses. One August afternoon (when it was too hot to roof), he had us remove sod in the front yard at one of the houses. The sod was heavy and we had to cradle it against our body. By the time we were done, the front of my pants were full of mud.
My thoughts as well. Mud oh the horrorOh no, then what?I roofed for two years before college. My first day, I was helping put down felt on a 3 story apartment complex. Eventually, I got used to the heights.The guy I worked for had few rental houses. One August afternoon (when it was too hot to roof), he had us remove sod in the front yard at one of the houses. The sod was heavy and we had to cradle it against our body. By the time we were done, the front of my pants were full of mud.Roofing. Worst job ever. Work was hot and nasty.![]()
Um.. Its worse job you have ever had DD(aka GHETTO BOSS). Pretty solid stupid my man.Bus boy but I liked it. Taught me the value of hard work and how to bang waitresses.![]()
The worst thing about it was that not only was it incredibly boring, but it was structured in such a way that I had to actually pay attention. I had to type every word that she said. I couldn't zone out. I couldn't even listen to a podcast or some music, for obvious reasons. It required 100% of my attention, but less than 1% of my brain.
The only interruptions in the monotony were when something different would happen on the recording. This one time, someone knocked on her door, and her dogs went nuts, and she had to calm them down and answer the door. It was a delivery of some kind, she didn't turn off the recorder. This other time she was yelling at her kids. It was about something at school, I forget, but at the time, it was incredibly interesting because it was different.
I didn't talk to anyone the whole time. I just sat there, with my foot on the ####### foot pedal, typing things into the spreadsheet. I had no idea how much I had left to go at any point.
I can't even write about it any more.
Air Quality testing up in the smokestacks at powerplants. Nothing better than sitting a couple hundred feet up on the catwalks of a stack right on the Ohio River in West Virginia. In January. For 16 or more hours at a stretch.
Well, except for having to climb down via ladder when the stupid stack elevator malfunctioned.
My father worked at a power plant with smoke stacks tall enough that they required blinking lights for low flying aircraft. Every several months, the bulbs would need changed. I don't remember how tall he said the stacks were, but it was about a three hour climb. Every so often, there was a 3'x3' landing off the side of the ladder that you could step off onto to rest.We've got it pretty damn easy. My dad and a couple of uncles went out to central Nebraska a couple of Summers and threw hay bales. Stayed in the old Army barracks. $ .01 per bale and dad made enough to buy a car. That's a lot of bales. He could only do that because his younger sisters were old enough to milk the cows while he was gone.
No wonder he could still kick my ### at 70 years old.
Yeah, I know. I didn't get cows blood on my clothes, that would have been really bad.My thoughts as well. Mud oh the horrorOh no, then what?I roofed for two years before college. My first day, I was helping put down felt on a 3 story apartment complex. Eventually, I got used to the heights.The guy I worked for had few rental houses. One August afternoon (when it was too hot to roof), he had us remove sod in the front yard at one of the houses. The sod was heavy and we had to cradle it against our body. By the time we were done, the front of my pants were full of mud.Roofing. Worst job ever. Work was hot and nasty.![]()
exactamundo brohans you just nailed it i got a penny a bale to i guess that was the standard but hey back in the day if you worked a few days and got twenty bucks that was a hell of a lot of baseball cards take that to the bank brohansBaling hay is hard ### work but that's a job you can have fun doing. You come back for fall practice all blown up, and the townie sissies want to know what gym you were at all summer.We've got it pretty damn easy. My dad and a couple of uncles went out to central Nebraska a couple of Summers and threw hay bales. Stayed in the old Army barracks. $ .01 per bale and dad made enough to buy a car. That's a lot of bales. He could only do that because his younger sisters were old enough to milk the cows while he was gone.
No wonder he could still kick my ### at 70 years old.
Haha, I was going to comment on that. I didn't live on a farm, but grew up in an ag community so did a bunch of odd jobs on farms. Cleaning out hog farrowing barns with #### dust so bad an OSHA inspector would have had a heart attack. No masks and just regular work clothes other than boots because you walked through 6" of hog #### all day.Oh, I also "cut" tobacco one year. You cut 6 tobacco plants and place them on a stick that has a sharp cap that use over and over again. The tobacco "stains" that I got on my hands made me so sick. The next day we hung the tobacco plants in a barn full of wasps and assorted spiders. I was 13 at the time standing on 4" beams and easily could have fell 40 feet to the floor. Where was OSHA?
What part of Wisconsin you in GB?a long time before i was on this rock southwest wisco used to have major tobbaco farming because of the up and down terrain and the mist would roll up the coulees and so on which made for great leaves and they would use them for the outside wrappers of cigars but anyhow they used to depend on the cash crop so much that they would shut down schools on a dime when it was time to harvest and rack and all that not really related to a job but hey there is your history lesson of the day brought to you by the old swcer take that to the bank brohans
:XAt my last company, I didn't do this, but I managed guys who did hands-on demonstration of erection devices on men who needed such devices.
Corn detastling. You just walk down row after row of corn pulling off the tops. I mean WTF dont they make machines that do this? Back in the day it was all young kids. I suppose I was 13 or 14. I only lasted a few weeks.
The shark move was to walk barefoot.Corn detastling. You just walk down row after row of corn pulling off the tops. I mean WTF dont they make machines that do this? Back in the day it was all young kids. I suppose I was 13 or 14. I only lasted a few weeks.Did this the summer I was 14.. the worst was when you were in the field and the bleeping farmers decided NOW was the time to start up the watering.. Trouncing through mud in 90 degree hot humid weather was NOT fun..
Not to mention that you couldn't wear shorts or short sleeve shirts as the Corn stalk leaves would slice you like a paper cut..![]()
I was coming in to post the same thing. Handling that crap was enough to keep me from ever having the first cigarette. Good money back in the day, though. Straddling those beams in that barn to hang those racks was miserable.Oh, I also "cut" tobacco one year. You cut 6 tobacco plants and place them on a stick that has a sharp cap that use over and over again. The tobacco "stains" that I got on my hands made me so sick. The next day we hung the tobacco plants in a barn full of wasps and assorted spiders. I was 13 at the time standing on 4" beams and easily could have fell 40 feet to the floor. Where was OSHA?
milwaukee center of the brohknown universe bromigoWhat part of Wisconsin you in GB?a long time before i was on this rock southwest wisco used to have major tobbaco farming because of the up and down terrain and the mist would roll up the coulees and so on which made for great leaves and they would use them for the outside wrappers of cigars but anyhow they used to depend on the cash crop so much that they would shut down schools on a dime when it was time to harvest and rack and all that not really related to a job but hey there is your history lesson of the day brought to you by the old swcer take that to the bank brohans
Thank goodness, YOUR kid will never have to endure something like that!I've got 2...
When I was 12 I worked at a Flea Market pushing this ####ty cart with broken wheels through dirt roads filled with ice and soda in 90 degree heat. They hired young kids because we couldn't get work elsewhere and nobody else would do it. We got paid based on how many sodas we sold. Something like a quarter a soda. Once you sold like 50 for the day it went to 35 cents. Looking back, you prob averaged $4-$5 an hour for awful miserable work, this was mid 1990's, so prob right around minimum wage for the top earners.