What's the worst movie you've ever seen? (1 Viewer)

[El Floppo]

I've walked out of:

Batman and Robin

One Crazy Summer

Dungeons and Dragons

The Sixth Man.

The latter was midflight on an airplane

 

[El Floppo]

I couldn't even put those in the same universe as Gravity (which, I agree, was eyerollingly non-sciencey... but still redeeming with its use of 3d) and most of the others discussed over the last few pages.

 

[Insein]

I don't remember the title and don't care enough to look it up, but there was a movie about 15 years ago with Sandra Bullock and Ben Affleck that may be the worst mainstream movie I've ever seen in a theater. She played this free-spirit, hippie chick and was just terribly miscast. An oyster would have done better than Affleck, though neither had much to work with. The whole thing was just pointless and stupid.

I've seen worse movies - horror stuff out of the 40s like "Night Of The Shrew People" or whatever, but those weren't meant to be good. That Bullock/Affleck movie was trying to be good and flunked.

Forces of Nature?I saw Affleck and immediately thought of Gigli, even though I never saw it.

That's it. I had just started dating this lady and she wanted to see it. I liked both SB & BA, so I thought it would be a pleasant way to spend some time together. Romantic comedies can be fun if done well. This one was the exact opposite of "done well".

I can't remember. Is that the one where Sandra Bullock tried to convince you to violently overthrow your government?

No she just subtlety tried to break up a doomed relationship before marriage. The sequel is gone girl.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I don't remember the title and don't care enough to look it up, but there was a movie about 15 years ago with Sandra Bullock and Ben Affleck that may be the worst mainstream movie I've ever seen in a theater. She played this free-spirit, hippie chick and was just terribly miscast. An oyster would have done better than Affleck, though neither had much to work with. The whole thing was just pointless and stupid.

I've seen worse movies - horror stuff out of the 40s like "Night Of The Shrew People" or whatever, but those weren't meant to be good. That Bullock/Affleck movie was trying to be good and flunked.

Forces of Nature?I saw Affleck and immediately thought of Gigli, even though I never saw it.

That's it. I had just started dating this lady and she wanted to see it. I liked both SB & BA, so I thought it would be a pleasant way to spend some time together. Romantic comedies can be fun if done well. This one was the exact opposite of "done well".

I can't remember. Is that the one where Sandra Bullock tried to convince you to violently overthrow your government?

I dunno. She lived in a beat up house and I think she had a kid

 

[ShaqAttaq]

Pootie Tang.

Sa Da Tey

/thread

 

[fantasycurse42]

The Sixth Man.

 

[Tom Servo]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Ill do it

 

[Tom Servo]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Ill do it

Watch it, post your own review with opinions and $20 is yours. You MUST watch ALL of it.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Ill do it

Watch it, post your own review with opinions and $20 is yours. You MUST watch ALL of it.

Is it on netflix?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Dude, I grew up watching Gilligan's Island and voted for Reagan. This movie can't hurt me. I'll take your challenge, but don't want the money. Donate it to bigbottom's charity.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Nvm I found santa and the ice cream bunny full film on netflix.

Do I have to watch it all in one sitting or can I make it a 2 night suckfest?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

May have been listed -- should have been listed -- "I Know Who Killed Me", "starring" Lindsey Lohan. Easily the worst movie I've ever laid eyes on.

Oooh. I bet that one is terrible.

It is really really bad.

 

[whiskey7]

Impossible to say what the worst movie I have ever seen is. There are so many different genres. A lot of movies are terrible but didn't really try very hard to be good. For the purpose of this discussion, I will stick to movies that tried hard to be legit good movies (including employing some good actors) but failed horribly to do anything but majorly suck. Two that immediately come to mind are "The Son of No One" and "Faster". Both movies left me shaking my head asking WTF did I just watch?!?

 

[Tennessee_ATO]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Ill do it

Watch it, post your own review with opinions and $20 is yours. You MUST watch ALL of it.

Is this the one with the Thumbelina movie inside it, as in full-on movie-in-a-movie with a different director and credits and everything? I've never seen it, but I've heard of it and everything I've ever heard suggests you've identified a worthy competitor. I'll watch your nominee, if you watch mine ("I Know Who Killed Me"). We can compare notes.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

 

[Jayrod]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

I think I may want to try this out on my wife soon. What's it rated?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

I think I may want to try this out on my wife soon. What's it rated?

Its rated WTF

 

[General Malaise]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Ill do it

Watch it, post your own review with opinions and $20 is yours. You MUST watch ALL of it.

Is this the one with the Thumbelina movie inside it, as in full-on movie-in-a-movie with a different director and credits and everything? I've never seen it, but I've heard of it and everything I've ever heard suggests you've identified a worthy competitor. I'll watch your nominee, if you watch mine ("I Know Who Killed Me"). We can compare notes.

The film was not screened in advance for critics. I Know Who Killed Me has received extremely negative reviews from critics.[1] Rotten Tomatoes shows a 7% approval rating from critics based on 74 reviews with the consensus: "Distasteful and ludicrously plotted, I Know Who Killed Me is a career nadir for all involved -- particularly Lindsay Lohan in a dual role".[3] It currently holds a 16% rating on Metacritic, which indicates "Overwhelming dislike". Richard Roeper ranked it number one on his "Worst movies of 2007" list; a few years later, Roeper named it the worst film of the 2000s. The film received nine Razzie nominations, the most of any film that year. It won eight, including two awards for Worst Actress (Lindsay Lohan playing twins), Worst Picture, Worst Director (Chris Sivertson), Worst Screenplay (Jeff Hammond), Worst Screen Couple (Lohan and Lohan), Worst Remake or Rip-off (rip-off of Hostel, Saw and The Patty Duke Show) and a special category, Worst Excuse for a Horror Film.[4] The only award it lost was Worst Supporting Actress (Julia Ormond), who lost to Eddie Murphy for his role in drag in Norbit. The movie set a record for the most Razzie wins in a single year, previously beating the tie held by Battlefield Earth and Showgirls with seven wins each, though Battlefield Earth has surpassed eight awards with wins in subsequent years.[5] The record for most wins in a single year was broken in 2012 when Jack and Jill won ten awards.

Wow.

 

[General Malaise]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

I think I may want to try this out on my wife soon. What's it rated?

Its rated WTF

 

[Bob Magaw]

Didn't watch the whole film, so maybe doesn't count, but Antichrist by Lars Von Trier was NOT a good feelin', family fun film.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

That good, huh?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

I think I may want to try this out on my wife soon. What's it rated?

Its rated WTF

Even if you take in to consideration that its a childrens movie in 72 and the director is probably still recovering from the 60's its still unbelievable.

Then I start to think about the person who had to edit hours upon hours of footage to finish this monstrosity

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

That good, huh?

This joke is actually worse than the movie

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

That good, huh?

This joke is actually worse than the movie

Oh, come on...

...

...

...

See what I did there?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

That good, huh?

This joke is actually worse than the movie

Oh, come on......

...

...

See what I did there?

Im trying to unsee it

 

[popsecret]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

 

[Tom Servo]

Nvm I found santa and the ice cream bunny full film on netflix.

Do I have to watch it all in one sitting or can I make it a 2 night suckfest?

One sitting. No standing 8 counts allowed.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

god you suck so much

 

[Tom Servo]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Ill do it

Watch it, post your own review with opinions and $20 is yours. You MUST watch ALL of it.

Is this the one with the Thumbelina movie inside it, as in full-on movie-in-a-movie with a different director and credits and everything? I've never seen it, but I've heard of it and everything I've ever heard suggests you've identified a worthy competitor. I'll watch your nominee, if you watch mine ("I Know Who Killed Me"). We can compare notes.

Yes it is. MCGM hasn't even begun to scratch the surface of this turd.

 

[Tom Servo]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Dude, I grew up watching Gilligan's Island and voted for Reagan. This movie can't hurt me. I'll take your challenge, but don't want the money. Donate it to bigbottom's charity.

We'll see about that. :evil laugh:

 

[MC Gas Money]

Nvm I found santa and the ice cream bunny full film on netflix.

Do I have to watch it all in one sitting or can I make it a 2 night suckfest?

One sitting. No standing 8 counts allowed.

I already took a break ten minutes in.

Im going to finish it anyway just to prove my manhood.

Would rather wear fire ant mittens though

 

[MC Gas Money]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Dude, I grew up watching Gilligan's Island and voted for Reagan. This movie can't hurt me. I'll take your challenge, but don't want the money. Donate it to bigbottom's charity.

We'll see about that. :evil laugh:

The brain pain starts mere seconds in to the opening scene.

 

[Tom Servo]

 

[popsecret]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

god you suck so much

Sir, have you no honor?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

What are your thoughts on Snatch?

 

[popsecret]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

What are your thoughts on Snatch?

Brad Pitt was great in it, enjoyed the movie.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

What are your thoughts on Snatch?

He puts it on a pedestal

 

[Insein]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

Again.

Unpopular Movie Opinions

 

[popsecret]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

Again.

Unpopular Movie Opinions

Nah, I am posting in this thread only, no matter how hard you advertise your thread.

 

[ghostguy123]

Only God Forgives

Under the Skin

Ugh

Good call on "Only God Forgives". Renf is something else for sure. I'm still going w/ "I Know Who Killed Me", but that's not a bad 1st round pick in the fantasy worst movie ever league.

Maybe i am just a total idiot but i had no idea what was going on in either movie.You know a movie has to be bad when SJ is naked and it still blows

Haven't seen "Under the Skin", but anything in which SJ gets naked by definition can't be the "worst" in anything. IKWKM is another incoherent plot with horrible actors being directed by a nincompoop.

I challenge you to watch it and tell me otherwise. Do you accept this challenge?

 

[ghostguy123]

Some of you clearly haven't seen many movies

I've seen tons of movies. I'm just more selective on what I'll watch.

So... no. You haven't seen tons of movies.

Exactly. Not like there are "tons" of good ones even out there.

 

[ghostguy123]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

I prefer not to watch a movie that I know for sure will be horrific.

This is "the worst movie you have ever seen" thread, not "the worst movie ever" thread. I don't want to purposely watch what I think might be the worst movie ever.

And not in a "so bad it's good" kinda worst.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was an abominable film poster child at one time.

Other than the heinous direction, acting, script and editing, it could have been pretty good.

* In the movie The Z Channel, James Woods was interviewed and recounted how Once Upon A Time In America was taken out of Sergio Leone's hands and his four hour cut was butchered into an incoherent 90 minute version, causing one critic to call it one of the worst movies of the decade. Once it was restored to to Leone's vision and original length, that same critic than called it one of the best movie of the decade. Sgt. Pepper was not that kind of movie (no amount of re-editing could have salvaged it from the destined scrap heap of cinematic history).

The Troma Team production (good folks that brought you so good its bad classic Toxic Avenger) Nuke 'Em High was pretty hard to watch.

 

[ghostguy123]

May have been listed -- should have been listed -- "I Know Who Killed Me", "starring" Lindsey Lohan. Easily the worst movie I've ever laid eyes on.

Oooh. I bet that one is terrible.

It is really really bad.

I can't remember, was this the one where Lohan was a 1-legged stripper?

 

[ghostguy123]

Impossible to say what the worst movie I have ever seen is. There are so many different genres. A lot of movies are terrible but didn't really try very hard to be good. For the purpose of this discussion, I will stick to movies that tried hard to be legit good movies (including employing some good actors) but failed horribly to do anything but majorly suck. Two that immediately come to mind are "The Son of No One" and "Faster". Both movies left me shaking my head asking WTF did I just watch?!?

Just pick the ones that you personally thought were the worst. Simple enough

 

[ghostguy123]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

I think I may want to try this out on my wife soon. What's it rated?

haha. Me and the wife might have a movie night tonight. I think I will pimp this one up hardcore and get her all excited, then WHAM.................................then I will have some sort of actual backup. Maybe V for Vendetta????

 

[ghostguy123]

Didn't watch the whole film, so maybe doesn't count, but Antichrist by Lars Von Trier was NOT a good feelin', family fun film.

It was definitely a WTF kinda film. If you didn't watch it all, you may have missed one really, really, interesting scene.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im ten minutes in to santa and the ive cream bunny

This is really bad. There was a kazoo score and then a scene with santa on a beach. I got woozy and had to take a break.

I need a drink for this

I think I may want to try this out on my wife soon. What's it rated?

haha. Me and the wife might have a movie night tonight. I think I will pimp this one up hardcore and get her all excited, then WHAM.................................then I will have some sort of actual backup. Maybe V for Vendetta????

Hope you have a nicely furnished doghouse

 

[MC Gas Money]

Didn't watch the whole film, so maybe doesn't count, but Antichrist by Lars Von Trier was NOT a good feelin', family fun film.

It was definitely a WTF kinda film. If you didn't watch it all, you may have missed one really, really, interesting scene.