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What's your favorite Fantasy Football team name (2 Viewers)

Some team names I gotta play against every year:Amish Buggy ThievesBarefooted Placekickers.23s (Dennis Erickson's Blood Alcohol Content when he was the Seahawk coach)CheeseheadsDawg PoundShawn Kemp's Illigitimate Children (dumb #### name)Names I've used for teams:Legion of DoomVictorious SecretHunchbacked Heroes

 
I love long team names. One team I have this year is:Reverend Ryder's Blood-Soaked Fuzzy Gun Bunny Crusaders (Fighting Against Brown Pimentos). This is actually a very vulgar name, cleverly concealed, IMHO. :ph34r: Last year I felt could only use my team' initals on the FBG board: CBGS. The BGS part stands for "Burping Gutter Sluts." Many of you can probably figure out what the C stood for. I change me team name every year, but CGBS is clearly one of my faves.If you don't know what a Brown Pimento is, PM me and I'll tell you. :whistle: This year I'm going with the above name and this one: Reverend Ryder's Angels of Death, which is funny because of my Avatar/logo. :invisi:

 
Vick TracyThe Brady BunchDraft DodgersThe PunthersHomeland DefenseA few others I forget :P

 
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Current ones = Facenda's Voice, High Tops and Crew Cuts, 59 Colts, Sunday WarriorsPast Teams = Green Apple Splatter, The Crack Heads, and It burns when I pee

 
For the past 6 years I have used the team name:ANGRY PE*iSa few I have liked in our leagues, off the toip of my head are:Slu*monkeysThat's Gangsta :football: :football:

 
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can someone explain to me the name:JC and the Carpenters? :wacko:
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See, the thing is, a large % of the people in the "western" world are christians. They believe this carpenter guy was the actual living breathing son of god. He was named J.C. - (was that a stage name, or did Joseph have the last name of christ?) or Jesus Christ. Hence the name J.C. & the carpenters.And no, i'm not trying to rile up all the christians. Just being a smartarse.
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LMAO, that is the funniest avator i've ever seen... :thumbup:EDIT: In case you are wondering what I'm talking about click here.... http://www.chiskate.com/Images/crazy.gif
 
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I have only had 1 name. PINOMy "friends" who take a beating from me are allowed to call me "Peens" :excited: Will you be my "friend"? :lol:

 
One of the ones that I have used was after Dan Rather did a guest stint on a Cowgirls game, and he said "They're being beaten like rented mules". I immediately changed my team name to Dan Rather's Rented Mules.Lovin' Amish Rake fight though... :rotflmao:

 
Good ones so far folks!Here's some more:And TwinsPittophilesSoggy BiscuitsI Hate MeMaster Bait & TackleWhen do camps start? ughhh

 
I have kind of a sequel fetish... A few years ago I named my team "Jews". The year after, it was Jews II. Last year it was Jews 3-D and this year it will be Jews: The Revenge.

 
Eat My VomitCrunchy NostrilsTed Turner OverdrivePublic Enema #1Kelloggs Nasal DripShick BrithouseRectal TrumpetViagra FallsUranus Cling-onsI Forgot My PasswordBaking Soda Toilet PaperKnashville KnuckleheadsMorbid Tavern Apple ChoirSinus EnvySioux Falls OverOpen Sores of Pus

 
We have an unwritten rule in our league (And one that I obviously like)...Our teams have town names and team names. (Both are fake, normally). Some have meanings that are inside jokes between all of those in our league (All lifelong friends...Mostly since childhood).One of mine, and my alltime favorite..The Phuken EtemeesOthers...The Nappanee Stinking Amish (Think Notre Dame Fighting Irish)The Drunken Terroristics (The WORST kind of terrorists...DRUNK!)The Drunken SpewThe Franklin Creek Vandals (We grew-up close to a creek named "Franklin". And yes, we were Vandals!)The New **My Last Name** Dynasty (This is after I had won the league 3 years in a row, went a few years without winning it, and then won it two years in a row...Thus the "New" part).The Jayeffaye Master (The initials of our league are "JFA")The McNary MoMos (We had our own Bigfoot in our town back in the 70s. His name was MoMo).The Impeachable Kumstains (During Bill Clinton's problems a few years back)The Martinsville Billies (Being a Yankee fan, and a Billy Martin fan, this was my tribute to him after his death).The Al Qaeda Crack Whores. (I'm assumming those terrorist scumbags wouldn't have liked their women whoring around town)The Oklahoma City Baby Bombers. (Yes, I know...LOW!)Many others (We change names each year)...

 
Some of us in our redraft league have started the new-name-every-year thing.Last year I went by 'Incendiary Ice Cubes'. I'm leaning towards "Dejavu Amnesiacs' this year. I used 'Midnight Movers' once to irk a fellow leaguemate who was a die-hard Colts fan. That is, until they left Baltimore in the middle of the night. He still hasn't forgiven Irsay. Last year we had a team taken over by a first timer. He finished next to last, but had the right spirit when it came to names - 'Vicious Fishes'. It's just fun saying it.One guy lifted 'Wonko The Sane' from 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' (great books, btw...) and a couple of years back used 'Snyder's Gators' for Spurrier's afinity for Fla. Gators. (Snyder is the Redskins owner, if someone didn't know.)Another longtime name in our league is 'Scooby Deuteronomy'.

 
I have a very close friend that has insisted that all of his fantasy teams over the years be called Nads. He takes great, great pleasure in being able to watch one of his players get going and begin yelling, "Go, Nads...Go, Nads." There will always be a place for junior high humor. Another guy that has an amazing ability to laugh at himself refers to his team as the Irish Inch. He would like to call it the Irish Inches but, according to him, he was not gifted with that type of plumbing. Think about it. It will make sense.

 
In my league there's a team called The Great Big Infected ToeI've played as The Stinky Gerbils before.But I like the Toe~Bang

 
Last couple of years I've been ManTits and 10 foot Tapeworm. Another team in my league was Back Hair Brazilian. This year I'm going with an homage to Mike Ditka's favorite drug — Stay in the Game.

 
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In my league there's a team called The Great Big Infected ToeI've played as The Stinky Gerbils before.But I like the Toe~Bang
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This is the only instance where I can think I might actually borrow another team's name someday......THAT is a great name!I think you should put a gerbil in one of your cartoons, running across the screen, squeaking, just as a tribute.Infected Toe is good, but the Stinky Gerbils are better. :jester:
 
Awful Tasting MedicineTurn and CoughAnd my personal favorite, which I retired...I Score Often (AKA Scores So Often)

 
--Mine is THE EVIL DICTATORS (with a caricature of Saddam Hussein on the side of the helmet)

--The best in my league was FATHER MCCAFFERY'S WANDERING HANDS

--For those of you who like the Amish thing here's a helmet and logo for you...LINK

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My favorites are:

Sons of Bacchus,

Dipsomaniacs,

Dipsomaniacal Sons of Bacchus

(notice a common theme running here?)

Also a name that cracks me up each time i say it:

Spanking Wildebeests
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My first post ever. Feeling a bit nostalgic. If only I knew then what I know now.
 
From the same league:Cunning LinguistsCunning Stunts *sigh*My favorite, named after a neighborhood in Cincinnati:The Price Hillbillies

 
What's your favorite Fantasy Football team name
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My team name is The Circle JerksMy league has had some funny (and sometimes weird) team names:The French TicklersShort Yellow Bus All-StarsCult of the Psychic FetusPulverizing Death MonstersChocolate ThundaThe Pink LadiesClown Pants WarriorsCoat Hanger Death YankSalacious CrumbSlaytanic Wermacht
 
I've been the Overofficious Jerks lately. I got that from Marv Levy when he was frustrated with some Refs calls in one of those great NFL Films productions. He called the guy an Overofficous Jerk....thought that was kinda funny. :nerd:

 
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I have always thought the name my wife used was very clever - Female PersuasionFor the last few years my main team has been Jack's ###e$ (my name is Jack) with mascot being a donkey of courseI have also used Winfield of Dreams (Middle name is Winfield)

 
I think my 2nd year of playing was my favorite name (I always use a city in mine).Helena HandbasketI've also used Woodbridge Woodpeckers (can't fight Pecker Power!)Brick City BonkersNew Jersey NightmareBoston BushwhackersCleveland Grovers is probably one of my worst.My friend gets credit for Suffern Succotash which is also top shelf. The same year I opted for the related if slightly obscure Pismo Beach Maroons, bringing together a Bugs Bunny city, expression, and an old-time NFL franchise from Pottsville.-QG

 
Buddy Ryan's Bounty HuntersCrispus Attucks's AvengersParcells's Fighting HomosFred Berry's Naughty KixSLOtown BullfrogsThe BagladiesSpooksville CannibalsProvo Malloys

 
On a different note I noticed the member that started this thread has been banned. I'm curious as to why? Aside from that he seemed to come across as a 14 yr old perv.

 
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For this upcoming season, I am contemplating calling my squad:The Straight Cash HomiesIn honor of Randy Moss's preferred method for payment of league fines.

 
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