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What's your favorite Fantasy Football team name (1 Viewer)

Hey bigdog--In one of my leagues the team name has to include a city in North America, so I use Zion (Illinois) Warriors.

 
Our league requires a city name included with team name.... some interesting ones:Las Vegas HookersNew Dehli DungBeetlesKey West Raft RidersMexico City GorditasMongolia Golden HoardeWe added two teams to our league this year and one of the guys was having trouble coming up with a name so we helped him by telling him that his team was from Butte, Montana and his team name was the Pirates.... he ended up with the Butte Pirates and it took him awhile to catch on.....

 
My team names this year:Weapons of ### Destruction (borrowed from another thread like this on this site)Anal Leakage (by far my favorite warning label on any food product - love that Olean) :bag:

 
My team names this year:Weapons of ### Destruction (borrowed from another thread like this on this site)Anal Leakage (by far my favorite warning label on any food product - love that Olean) :bag:
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So funny that you mention Olean.Buddy of mine had a bird get in to his basement sometime after a Sunday of games. He kicked us out after the Sunday Night game, and went to bed without cleaning up. Well 3 or 4 days later, he goes down there to discover that this bird had been down there, eating from a bag of some chips that had Olean. This thing crapped all over the room. It looked like a bag of marshmallows liquified, then exploded. Like High Anxiety. He thought that a flock of birds had been in there.His team is known as the new Olean paints by all members of our league, except him.
 
One year my best friend and I called our team The Flaming Homophobics. One team I had last year was the Mighty Megametropolitan Malicious Masticating Megalopterans. You gotta be an entomologist/biologist to get it (it was a league made primarily of biologists :nerd: ). Alliteration Rules!!!There is a prize for anyone who can guess my team name based off my avatar......becareful posting it, though, it is probably too vulgar for this forum... :whistle: [editted in case of offending someone...]

 
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One from a previous owner in our league I always enjoyed was One Yard Shy.

Another one from a previous owner in our league was DOA's.

:D

 
Shortround Whores...Whisker Bisquits...Steaming Loads...Cleveland Steamers...Crusted Red Snappers....just to name a few...

 
I had one owner in a league name his team the Plundering Mongol Horde. When he drafted Randy Moss (he claims it was an accident), he changed his team name to the Church Ladies Knitting group, due to Moss's disgust for going over the middle.

 
A guy in my league had Terrell Davis a few years back when he had his knee injury and continued to keep him on his roster. I later traded him Jamal Anderson who subsequently injured his knee the week following the trade. He changed his team's name to "Ouch, My Knee Hurts"

 
I am using a common theme for all my team names:

Foul Wind

Two Flush Minimum

Painful Rectal Itch

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btw, I've seen Amish Rake Fight before. Maybe in a 2002 similar thread. Still cracks me up.

speaking of Amish: Go Here!

 
anyone have any good christian names for your teams?
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I use Flanders' Flock. In another league, I use Evil Homer or Max Power. I tried to talk my wife into naming her team Chesty LaRue but she wasn't up for it and used Little Green Men instead.
 
A friend's last name is Beach. He named his teamBeacher Meat & Liquor Co.I was in a league where all the team names had to have something to do with beer. Some names were:Lite BrigadeBass AckwardsChicago BeersAmstel Kickin Your ButtPabst SmearsHere are a few others:Quarterback's SackNine Jerks & a SquirtBootie & the Ho-fishPuddles of Love

 
This one is kind of long, but being commish I like to go in and change the name of my friends teams. Here is one I used last year. "The Amazing 3-inch Porn Stars starring Jerry Mathers as the Beaver"

 
Postmortem Predation

I've actually never seen it used for a fantasy team, but always thought it would be a good band name. Earlier today, when I heard about the (non-dead) guy's dog eating his toes, the thought occurred to me that this would be a swell FF team name. Personally, I always use the old standard: Springfield Isotopes. Yawn.

 
use the old standard: Springfield Isotopes. Yawn.
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I think I was in a yahoo league with you before... :yes: I usually use Tuna's Revenge...Here's some of my alias's along with some funny ones I saw..Rain DawgsSea Husky'sHumiliated TranvestitesBeaver BaitPlayer to be named later.....
 
Our league takes a lot of pride in the yearly "Naming of the teams"...here's this year's roster...1) Couch Potatoes2) Bruiser's Battalion3) Poontown Crips4) LaRue's5) Cosa Nostra6) The Mutts7) Wacko's Warriors8) Nantucket Narcoleps9) House of Pain10) 7th Corps (Jack Daniel's Reference)Others from previous years...- Butterbags- Glove Sniffer's (Spinal Tap ref)- Amish Mechanics- $10 Pubes- Replacements- Team Profanity- DNS (Not fit for publishing, but think end of Pulp Fiction when they blow that dude's head off in the car)- Cold War Kids

 
Like some others here, I have to go with "Amish Rake Fight" as well. For some reason that name cracks me up every time I see it.

There's a pretty lenghty list at this LINK if anyone needs more ideas.

 
can someone explain to me the name:JC and the Carpenters? :wacko:
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See, the thing is, a large % of the people in the "western" world are christians. They believe this carpenter guy was the actual living breathing son of god. He was named J.C. - (was that a stage name, or did Joseph have the last name of christ?) or Jesus Christ. Hence the name J.C. & the carpenters.And no, i'm not trying to rile up all the christians. Just being a smartarse.
 
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Okay. Let's see. I've been:Klingon B*st*rdsPencil-Necked GeeksThe Woodlands Wolverinesand my personal favoriteVast Right-Wing Conspiracy

 
i usually use The Ghetto Bastards.... one of the guys in the league who is a police officer used this one because it is all he heard on his shift "My Babies Daddy", i guess this would be better for the NBA but it fits all professional sports....."The Knee Grows" is funny.........

 
I always love topical humor.The SARS StarsBaylor CorpsesLA AdulterersBend it like GarciaNaggers Stank! (settle down, the owner is black)Cunnilingus RiceAnd the team in my work league that managed to piss off all the women... Hire More Hot Girls

 
Olympic Dung BeetlesHalf-Baked AlaskansKiller ChihuahuasRude AwakeningBlunt Force TraumaValhalla RefugeesHave used all from time to time :cool:

 
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My favorites are:Sons of Bacchus,Dipsomaniacs, Dipsomaniacal Sons of Bacchus(notice a common theme running here?)Also a name that cracks me up each time i say it:Spanking Wildebeests

 
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I think my favorite is Tequilla Mockingbirds. For the last couple of years, I've used Ear Whacks, mostly because my wife thinks it's gross.

 
Miss Kitty's Soft Angora Sweater Wearing Debutants < - cracked me up for some reason!This is old-school - but I've been using "Cereal Killers" for the past 8 years in my main league...In other leagues I've used:Ebola VirusBad KlownsCamp Hill (hometown) CrackwhoresBald BeaversFlaming MoesDead Crippled Bastards :football:

 
Some team names I have used are;Provo Loan Sharks (it ain't easy bein cheesy)Jive talking RobotsFightin' SlothFort Wayne Boogey MenOthers I have liked over the yearsCalcutta Holy Cows Yosemite Evil SquirrelsBoston Big Boys

 
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