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What's your oldest FFA message? (1 Viewer)

Otis said:
Oldest is a chat with Invisigirl from 2006.  It went like this.  Still in my inbox:

IG: i had a dream about you a couple weeks ago

O: Liar

IG: i'm not lying. it was weird, its not like we've even talked lately.

O: What was the dream about?

IG: we were just enjoying each others company 

O: I'll need a more detailed description regarding the above.

IG: oh god i dont know. it was just a nice dream. im pretty sure we did it. im trying to block it out of my head cause i felt kind of guilty when i woke up, lol. whatever. it was a nice dream. i already said that.

/clear

dont post this in chat. tia.

O: lmfao at "/clear" .  Sounds like a nice dream. Wish I could have been there. I always had a stupid iCrush on you.

IG: you were there dork. and you were a good kisser.

:hot:

ok i should go to bed, im ######ed.
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You haven't lived until you've had at least some semblance of an iromance with a FBGgirl.  

 
My oldest message is from 2006, in an exchange with @bigbottom

Gave him some lyrics for him to sing. I can't remember if he recorded it or not. 

From PS

Sung to "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty.

Feel free to edit as you see fit:

T'was a good thread, while it lasted

Ripped Jesus and America too

T'was a good thread, crazy 'bout George Bush

Ripped pastors and their boyfriends too

It's a long day postin' incognito

There's a right way to act like a fool

But I'm a bad boy and I'll have a nice season

I'm a bad boy for breakin' Joe's rule

And I'm free, free for all'in

Yeah I'm free, free for all'in

All the dragons walkin' next to Larry

Had us laughing hardest the most

And all the fishing is making Shick! busy

But the good ones use an alias to post

And I'm free, free for all'in

Yeah I'm free, free for all'in

Free for all'in, now I'm free for all'in, now I'm

Free for all'in, now I'm free for all'in, now I'm

I wanna ride on down to a cornhole

I wanna post some porn and just smile

Gonna free for fall into a banning

Gonna leave this board for a while

And I'm free, free for all'in

Yeah Im free, free for all'in
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From BB

Nice work. I'll have to give the song a listen as I don't remember how the verses go. I'll get back to you.
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Took me 5 years to post anything but it was in 2008 in reply to MOPs post about an open can of tuna in a movie theater.

 
Otis said:
Oldest is a chat with Invisigirl from 2006.  It went like this.  Still in my inbox:

IG: i had a dream about you a couple weeks ago

O: Liar

IG: i'm not lying. it was weird, its not like we've even talked lately.

O: What was the dream about?

IG: we were just enjoying each others company 

O: I'll need a more detailed description regarding the above.

IG: oh god i dont know. it was just a nice dream. im pretty sure we did it. im trying to block it out of my head cause i felt kind of guilty when i woke up, lol. whatever. it was a nice dream. i already said that.

/clear

dont post this in chat. tia.

O: lmfao at "/clear" .  Sounds like a nice dream. Wish I could have been there. I always had a stupid iCrush on you.

IG: you were there dork. and you were a good kisser.

:hot:

ok i should go to bed, im ######ed.
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Gentlemen, take notes here.

 
Someone spamming their dumb blog. 

Life in a big family is full of antics, stories, happenings, and events that can run the gamut of possibilities in human emotion. This blog is one way we share our ups and downs, our struggles and joys with our family, friends, and readers.

Our family is rather unique in the "super large family" world for we are blending two as in the movie, "Your's, Mine, Ours."

Hubby, soccerguy, lost his beloved late wife, the mother of his eleven children, to cancer in 2004 just one month after giving birth to their youngest son at 28 weeks gestation. The family struggle was intense, but they made it through the summer. In his grief, he met me online about a month later.

I was living in a southern state, going through a divorce (to a diplomat) and needed work. Soccerguy hired me to watch his kids because we had become good friends, and I had no marketable skills other than issuing visas and being a stay at home mom. We spent the 04-05 school year working side by side to care for our, then, 14 kids at home.

We were married on Father's Day, 2005 and have been in the blending process ever since. It's rarely easy, but I laugh almost everyday at something someone does. Even my lowest days, I get hugs and kisses. I wouldn't trade my new life for all the servants and money in the world!
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Found it:  Randomize your computer's media player now

Posted January 17, 2006

1. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman2. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman3. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman4. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman5. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman6. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman7. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman8. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman9. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman10. There's No Business Like Show Business - Ethel Merman 

Still holds true today.

 
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My oldest on the new board was my jumping into the Wolf's "How would you play this?" thread...then a bunch of posts in the Jon Stewart thread....I miss Jon Stewart :kicksrock:  

 
Feb 2004... Fin mentioned some drink called "Red Dawn" and didn't want to discuss it publicly, so asked people to PM him for details. This is what he sent me... 

CONVERSATION

FinHead  8

Started conversation: February 3, 2004 · Report

I found out about RD from a friend about 4 weeks ago and decided to try it out. I got it at Galaxy head shop (Atlanta), but I went to another head shop and they didn't carry it, so you may have to call around. I bought a 16 ounce bottle (I think that's the size) for $65. That's kind of pricey, but they were out of the pills. It's really not that expensive b/c you really don't need to take much. I've done it about 5-6 times now and I've only been through about 1/3 of the bottle.

As with anything like this, you should try to test it to see what you think and how you'll react. The ingredients are on the bottle and it even says not to take with alcohol. I wouldn't drive on it either. Just make sure you stay well hydrated.

It's a mood enhancer, that's kind of a cross between acid and X, but you don't have that nasty drug feeling, you don't crash, and there's really no after-effects. As long as you're having fun and doing something that you like to do, you'll just feel happy and kind of like you're floating. You'll have some extra energy also. You'll peak out about 4-5 hours into it and then it will be done after about 7-8 hours. I'm sure this will depend on the quantity that you take and your tolerance to stuff like this.

I like to eat beforehand and then take about 2 1/2 CAPS. Be careful and measure it with the cap!!! I like to take mine with some Coke or Red Bull to give it that extra kick. If you shoot it, the taste is really kind of nasty  The bottle says to wait an hour and if you don't feel anything then take more. I'll feel it a little, but it's not until about two hours later until I really start to feel it kick in.

My first night I took almost 3 caps, then 2 hours later I took 2 more. BIG MISTAKE! It was way too much for for me and I thought I was talking to God about 4 hours into it :wacko: It really made me appreciate it!

I'm 34, so I'm not big into going out and partying it up all night anymore. I like to take some and play games or just hang out with friends and have fun. I'll eventually go out dancing one night on it, but haven't yet.

Sunday I woke up and took 2 1/2 at 6am then maybe 1 1/2 at 11am and sat and played EverQuest on-line all day. I was fine by 5:30pm and went to the bar and had some beers w/ friends to watch the Super Bowl. I actually felt great at work yesterday, better then if I had smoked or drank all night.

Since I just broke up w/ my girlfriend, haven't had a chance to try sex on it yet. It has a lot of Vitamin C, gensing, and herbals in it, so the next morning I always wake up hard as a rock. (Just letting you know in case you have a wife or gf).

I've briefly tried looking up some information on the internet, but haven't really come across any. The company's website is www.evolnutrition.com, but there's nothing on their site. I know it's not FDA approved so who knows if it will stay legal or not. I don't think it's been out that long.

I know I've written a book, but I really enjoy it and I'm just trying to spread my experiences and knowledge. Let me know if you try it and what you think.
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I have no idea -- is there a way to check this?

My oldest PM was back in 2004 regarding a request for a DisneyWorld book that I had written with tips, trivia and hidden mickeys.   I stopped updating it in 2005 so it isn't very useful anymore... 

 
The Colonblow Diaries

Leroy Hoard replied to Vivian Darkbloom's topic in Footballguys Free For All

My poo poo already smells like dead roadkill.

January 22, 2004

484 replies

 
Gadzooks 543

Started conversation: April 18, 2014 · Report

Yo,

What's your address so I can send your March Madness winnings (beer, porn, slippers etc)

Also, if my detective work is correct, young Charles Stryker is about 1 and a half now? Oh yes, there's stuff for him in your goodie box, obviously no beer for him, but I may have some age-appropriate porn.

With love,

Zooks
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I don't think I ever got that box :kicksrock:

 
My oldest saved message is Apple Jack and I talking about The Who. Pretty interesting, in retrospect. 

Though there were others before, but that was a neat and brief exchange.  

My least favorite deletion was actually clearing certain conversations out of my box because of size constraints and I'd love to go back and read those again. I think I deleted an important conversation or two that I'd like to have back.   

 
What happened to old threads? My oldest post I can find is from 2005, I was here well before that - I remember posting during our introduction to civil lawn procedure class.  

-OZ- said:
I was never a smoker, but I used chewless tobacco for a couple years, and that was tough enough to give up. I found I just needed something similar, used the nontobacco snuff for awhile, then just hard candy or seeds. It took awhile, and I wasn't a long termer.Good luck, and stick with it!
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:( I started chewing again in 2007, then gave it up a couple years later just to start again in 2011, finally gave it up for good in 2014. 

 
Jayrok wanted to take a religious discussion to email 8 years ago:

"Sometimes using the PM function limits the words. I feel email is more efficient.

xxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com

Like I said before, if I didn't find value in discussing the bible I wouldn't bother much with it. We are all busy. But I do value it, a great deal. Also as I've said before, I've not closed my mind. I am open for evidence, whether natural or supernatural, that would change my views. Perhaps you can help me see things differently.

Thanks,

Xxxxxx"

 
@cosjobs  

Started conversation: February 25, 2008

I cannot reveal publicly, but is Messina Hof

And I'm expecting to hear form you when u r in Austin some time.
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Very mysterious message.  I think he was trying to get me in bed with some bad wine.

 
I'm not a dm guy but I had one from Uncle Humuna from 2011.  And a bunch from Simey after that 🎶

 
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