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When is the last time you used bar soap? (1 Viewer)

Patrick Bateman

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I was just thinking about this. It's probably been 10 years for me. I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.

 
I was just thinking about this. It's probably been 10 years for me. I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.
Same here.

Actually I may have used bar soap less than a year ago in a hotel when I forgot to pack gel/liquid soap and the hotel didn't provide it. I will never stay there again.

 
I get a better lather with the bar soap. Plus the lotion often cold when you apply. Would think bar soap much cheaper too. Seems like a lot of waste with the lotion.

Cheap Ivory for me. Don't use soap on my face ever.

 
SoBeDad said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO. :shrug:
The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?
Axe and dove for men make these 2-sided scrub sponge things that are great. Basically a manly version of the loofah.

 
I bathe in fire so soap is kind of silly other than for hand washing.

Schlzm

 
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SoBeDad said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO. :shrug:
The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?
Started using one a couple years ago and dont know how I ever bathed without one. Now if I have to shower somewhere other than home and dont have one I come out of the shower still feeling dirty

 
Today.

My opinion is that people who use body wash are the type of person that thinks that cars are a status symbol.

 
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I use Irish Spring icy blast exclusively. Head and Shoulders and Old Spice deodorant. I like clean scents, non-perfumy. I don't even have dandruff, I just use H&S because I like how it smells. But here's the question. Would I have dandruff if I didn't use it? I'll probably never know.

 
Patrick Bateman said:
I was just thinking about this. It's probably been 10 years for me. I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.
The decadence of Western Civilization in a few sentences. Gibbon's Decline and Fall didn't say it any better.

 
dust bath.

I really hope this doesn't bring up the whole wash-clothe thing.

eta:dammit

 
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SoBeDad said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO. :shrug:
The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?
I think I learned from a Chappelle skit that black people use washclothes and white people don't.

 
SoBeDad said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO. :shrug:
The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?
Started using one a couple years ago and dont know how I ever bathed without one. Now if I have to shower somewhere other than home and dont have one I come out of the shower still feeling dirty
A friend of mine did a girl from the back side and discovered a piece of toilet paper in her intergluteal cleft. That's worse than getting hair in your mouth while eating. Cloth is one of the most useful materials made by man.

 
Patrick Bateman said:
I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.
I've never heard of these things.

Then again I don't use the women's restroom either.

Was this supposed to be a female version of the FFA topic?

 

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