Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
I was just thinking about this. It's probably been 10 years for me. I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.
Married 10 years. Try again.No wonder you guys are all single.
She could do better. You obviously married up.Married 10 years. Try again.No wonder you guys are all single.
Same here.I was just thinking about this. It's probably been 10 years for me. I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.
...and this is news to you? You need to update your notebook on a more timely basis.She could do better. You obviously married up.Married 10 years. Try again.No wonder you guys are all single.
This guy thinks he's clever. He's a typical #####.I use grandmas pure and natural lye soap. Doesn't dry out my skin and its pretty much amazing. Try it once and you won't go back to any other bar soap or those body washes ever again.
http://www.grandmaspureandnatural.com/
The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO.![]()
Axe and dove for men make these 2-sided scrub sponge things that are great. Basically a manly version of the loofah.SoBeDad said:The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?Doctor Detroit said:Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO.![]()
Started using one a couple years ago and dont know how I ever bathed without one. Now if I have to shower somewhere other than home and dont have one I come out of the shower still feeling dirtySoBeDad said:The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?Doctor Detroit said:Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO.![]()
Gotta do what u gotta do.One time when I was light on the shekels I showered for a week using my dawn dish soap
The decadence of Western Civilization in a few sentences. Gibbon's Decline and Fall didn't say it any better.Patrick Bateman said:I was just thinking about this. It's probably been 10 years for me. I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.
dust bath.
I really hope this doesn't bring up the whole wash-clothe thing.
eta:dammit
I think I learned from a Chappelle skit that black people use washclothes and white people don't.SoBeDad said:The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?Doctor Detroit said:Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO.![]()
A friend of mine did a girl from the back side and discovered a piece of toilet paper in her intergluteal cleft. That's worse than getting hair in your mouth while eating. Cloth is one of the most useful materials made by man.Started using one a couple years ago and dont know how I ever bathed without one. Now if I have to shower somewhere other than home and dont have one I come out of the shower still feeling dirtySoBeDad said:The nether regions are best cleaned with a soapy washcloth. Does anyone use washcloths anymore?Doctor Detroit said:Gotta have a bar for the undercarriage IMO.![]()
I've never heard of these things.Patrick Bateman said:I'm into body wash, and lotions. The new Dove products are quite nice.