Where's the strangest place you've woke up after partying? (1 Viewer)

[SofaKings]

Back seat of a Festiva with a naked chick.

 

[Rubi]

It was so strange,I don't know where it was

 

[Nugget]

Park bench outside of a church in Atlanta. Apparently you need to be inside the church to claim sanctuary. At least that is what the officers told me.

 

[Nugget]

I guess another topic could be - "How many times have you been woken up by a law enforcement officer?"

 

[chauncey]

1. On a hardwood floor in a strange house in Ironton, Ohio. I had no idea there was an Ironton, Ohio - the party started in Huntington, West Virginia.
2. On the carpeted floor of a large walk-in closet of a condo I had just rented in Dallas. Butt naked, pitch dark, had no idea where I was. Thought I had died and my family had buried me. Rental margarita machine at fault.
3. Sitting across from a total stranger, female, in a late-night restaurant surrounded by other diners. Never actually passed out, just went to Pluto for a few hours and hooked up somehow. 1st (and last) time experience with Long Island Ice Teas.
4. Fell down in the foyer of a neighbor's house after drinking all day at another party. Different neighbor carried me home, asked my wife where she wanted me. "At your house" was the reply.
5. In bed with a good-looking young girl in an otherwise-empty house in the woods outside Knoxville. Wouldn't have been that bad except there were two other strange guys passed out on the floor next to the bed. No idea who any of them were, and expected to get sacrified in some kind of cult ritual at any moment.
6. In bed with a beautiful girlfriend who had just moved into her first apartment. 3am there's a large Boom!. I sit up just in time for another loud Boom! as her father, who looked like Sgt. Carter from Gomer Pyle, kicked the bedroom door off its hinges and started threatening me with a baseball bat. Hilarity did not ensue.

There's some kind of pattern here, but I can't put my finger on it.

I like your style of partying, feel free to elaborate anytime on your drunken adventures for us.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Evilgrin should have a good story for this.

Suite at Bellagio. Someone's hedges in my hometown. Random chick's apartment I had never seen before in San Diego. Hotel lobby in Park City, UT surrounded by cops. On the ground outside a portajohn in Flaming Gorge, WY. Back of a random pickup truck on Staten Island. In a puddle of my own vomit on the beach in Fenwick Island, DE.

It's a miracle there weren't more/worse instances. I am usually really good at getting to my home/hotel.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I guess another topic could be - "How many times have you been woken up by a law enforcement officer?"

Oh yeah, I forgot the time I woke up in the press box at my HS football field. Cop was there that time as well.

 

[Ilov80s]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

 

[TheAristocrat]

On a bed of text books in some guy's room in what may have been a frat house at Lehigh University. Went to a party there and apparently got drunk enough that I just wanted to go to sleep (I had a weird habit of drunkenly deciding immediately that I needed to sleep and would try to sleep anywhere) and stole this guy's bed. He told me the next morning that when he kicked me out I grabbed all of his text books from his shelf and made my own bed.

2nd place winner would be randomly waking up on a futon in a random girls' dorm with two girls looking at me and giggling. For a brief moment I thought I was the ####### man, then I looked left and saw a bucket of my puke and was immediately hit by one of the worst hangovers I've ever had and came to learn that these girls merely felt bad for me, knew of me through a girl I dated, and simply just babysat me for the night when I pretty much blacked out at a bar and passed out in a snow bank.

You Johnnies are a special kind.

 

[chauncey]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

Forgot about this, "gained consciousness" while this chick I had just met at the bar was riding me. Once I got my bearings we proceeded to break the bed in her friend's guestroom and then went back to her apartment for the conclusion.

A nice spinoff thread would be strangest places you have banged or things you have broken in the act. I'll add ex gf's ping pong table that she kindly left at my house when we split to the things broken list.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

You passed out, then while passed out some chick with huge #### starts riding you?

Or, you and a chick with huge #### are having relations, then you pass out and regain consciousness, and continue #######?

 

[Ilov80s]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

You passed out, then while passed out some chick with huge #### starts riding you?

Or, you and a chick with huge #### are having relations, then you pass out and regain consciousness, and continue #######?

It was a high school house party. I was just drunk and tired, so I found a bed to sleep in. I spoke to this girl for like 2 mins in my life.I woke up, no clue how long I was asleep, with her naked riding me. The guys on the floor said they didn't know where she came from either. We all got a ride the next day. It was an uncomfortable ride. I never spoke to her again. I didn't care, but she definitely raped me.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

You passed out, then while passed out some chick with huge #### starts riding you?

Or, you and a chick with huge #### are having relations, then you pass out and regain consciousness, and continue #######?

It was a high school house party. I was just drunk and tired, so I found a bed to sleep in. I spoke to this girl for like 2 mins in my life.I woke up, no clue how long I was asleep, with her naked riding me. The guys on the floor said they didn't know where she came from either. We all got a ride the next day. It was an uncomfortable ride. I never spoke to her again. I didn't care, but she definitely raped me.

Sounds awesome... if you enjoyed it.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

You passed out, then while passed out some chick with huge #### starts riding you?

Or, you and a chick with huge #### are having relations, then you pass out and regain consciousness, and continue #######?

It was a high school house party. I was just drunk and tired, so I found a bed to sleep in. I spoke to this girl for like 2 mins in my life.I woke up, no clue how long I was asleep, with her naked riding me. The guys on the floor said they didn't know where she came from either. We all got a ride the next day. It was an uncomfortable ride. I never spoke to her again. I didn't care, but she definitely raped me.

She drove you all in a car, or she ####ed all of you the next day?

 

[Jayrod]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

You passed out, then while passed out some chick with huge #### starts riding you?

Or, you and a chick with huge #### are having relations, then you pass out and regain consciousness, and continue #######?

It was a high school house party. I was just drunk and tired, so I found a bed to sleep in. I spoke to this girl for like 2 mins in my life.I woke up, no clue how long I was asleep, with her naked riding me. The guys on the floor said they didn't know where she came from either. We all got a ride the next day. It was an uncomfortable ride. I never spoke to her again. I didn't care, but she definitely raped me.

She drove you all in a car, or she ####ed all of you the next day?

I totally was assuming the second, but I think after re-reading it was the first.

 

[Ilov80s]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

You passed out, then while passed out some chick with huge #### starts riding you?

Or, you and a chick with huge #### are having relations, then you pass out and regain consciousness, and continue #######?

It was a high school house party. I was just drunk and tired, so I found a bed to sleep in. I spoke to this girl for like 2 mins in my life.I woke up, no clue how long I was asleep, with her naked riding me. The guys on the floor said they didn't know where she came from either. We all got a ride the next day. It was an uncomfortable ride. I never spoke to her again. I didn't care, but she definitely raped me.

She drove you all in a car, or she ####ed all of you the next day?

I totally was assuming the second, but I think after re-reading it was the first.

Haha, I didn't even think of it that way when I wrote it. No, the owner of the house drive us all back to our houses since we crashed and our rides left. She wasn't a slut (or maybe she was on the DL). In retrospect, I should have followed up. She was a pretty hot half Mexican half Irish chick. Smoking body. I just blew her off because it was pretty awkward and she was considered kind of a dork and I was a snobbish #######.

 

[Ilov80s]

I passed out and woke up in the middle of sex-this girl I barely knew was on top of me with her big #### in my face. She pretty much raped me. Not sure if it counts since I didn't really pass out in a strange place. I was drunk, but chose the bed to sleep in. Funniest part is there were like 4 other guys sleeping on the floor.

You passed out, then while passed out some chick with huge #### starts riding you?

Or, you and a chick with huge #### are having relations, then you pass out and regain consciousness, and continue #######?

It was a high school house party. I was just drunk and tired, so I found a bed to sleep in. I spoke to this girl for like 2 mins in my life.I woke up, no clue how long I was asleep, with her naked riding me. The guys on the floor said they didn't know where she came from either. We all got a ride the next day. It was an uncomfortable ride. I never spoke to her again. I didn't care, but she definitely raped me.

Sounds awesome... if you enjoyed it.

Mostly enjoyed it. It certainly wasn't the best sex I ever had. I was really confused through most of it. I just didn't really know I was awake. I did fully come to enough to come too. No rubber which would have really been flicking something if she raped me and got pregnant. What a messed up situation that would have been.Also, I remember pushing her off me and trying to roll over to go back to bed...again WTF was I thinking?

 

[Fly]

1. Spent New Year's in San Diego a few years back. Apparently I got separated from my friends. Woke up downtown on a sidewalk leaned up against a tree to a very small Filipino guy tapping my shoulder at around 1am. He told me he didn't want the cops to pick me up and would give me a ride back to the hotel. About halfway through the drive at a stop light he turns to me and says "I think I might be gay, but I'm not sure. Can I give you a BJ?" I wave him off and politely say no thanks. About 3/4 of the way back I tell him to pull over because I have to hurl. He does. When he pulls up to the hotel he tells me again that he wants to perform sexual acts on me. I tell him no again but it does not dissuade him. He starts to make a physical move. I swat his hands away, fumble with the handle, stumble out of the truck, then proceed to throw up. When I finally get inside the hotel I realize that I don't remember what room I'm staying in but do remember the floor I'm on. I ended up curling up next to a fake plant in the hallway and passing out.

Company Christmas party. Woke up in a hotel on the ####ter with just my t-shirt on. Walk out of the bathroom naked from the waste down to find one of my female co-workers in my bed. I decide to crawl into bed with her as is. She just has her bra and panties on. I end up passing out. I still have no idea if strange was involved that night but I'd like to think it was. She left before I woke up. We worked together for another year and a half after and that night was never talked about.
I wasn't there for this one. My brother was drinking on a beach somewhere in Mexico. A pretty girl approaches him and they start to hit it off a little. She gives him a couple of drinks. That's the last thing he remembers until he wakes up in an underground strip club run by some Mexican Mafia types doing blow. All of his #### is gone (he had a satchel with a laptop, phone, wallet, etc.) except for his passport. They eventually let him go but he's been very vague with the details on how and why.

 

[Ilov80s]

If AA works for you, it's good. Any other arguing is just pointless.