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Which ESPN employees would you most like to punch in the face? (1 Viewer)

Which ESPN employees would you most like to punch in the face?

  • Mike Greenberg

    Votes: 46 12.4%

  • Colin Cowherd

    Votes: 80 21.6%

  • Tony Reali

    Votes: 18 4.9%

  • Stephen A. Smith

    Votes: 174 46.9%

  • Stuart Scott

    Votes: 96 25.9%

  • Tony Kornheiser

    Votes: 41 11.1%

  • Chris Berman

    Votes: 165 44.5%

  • Michael Wilbon

    Votes: 28 7.5%

  • Skip Bayless

    Votes: 198 53.4%

  • Dan Le Batard

    Votes: 45 12.1%

  • Dan Le Batard's dad

    Votes: 22 5.9%

  • Other

    Votes: 37 10.0%
  • Total voters
    371
fantasycurse42 said:
Ray Lewis as an analyst on ESPN MNF is terrible... He's just loud and obnoxious - He makes one of the only guys I wanna hear (Steve Young) frustrated - it is almost visible that Steve is angry bc Ray is so overly in your face.

Guy is terrible!
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This poll should be started over with Ray Lewis included.

 
I wouldn't risk a possible hand injury on the monkey spunk that is Skip Bayless.

 
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Item 2,732,093 that has caused me to lose faith in my fellow Americans: more than 75% of them don't want to punch Skip Bayless.

 
BRISTOL, CT—Saying that the program will further strengthen their afternoon lineup, officials at ESPN announced Monday that the network has started searching for a few loud-mouthed ####s to host a new sports talk show. “We’re looking for three, maybe four absolutely reprehensible, know-it-all ####s to sit around a table and share their idiotic opinions about the day’s biggest sports stories,” said ESPN’s vice president of original programming Jamie Horowitz, adding that ideally, the obnoxious, pig-headed pieces of #### will be a mix of annoying national sports columnists, repulsive former athletes, and one ##### from Boston. “We’ll just throw some bull#### on one side of the screen while our panel of arrogant ####### #######s scream at each other. The whole debate—if you can even call it that—will be moderated by either another loud-mouthed #### or an attractive female broadcaster. We feel this show will really complement our other programs on ESPN and perform particularly well in the 4 p.m. time slot.” At press time, ESPN confirmed that producers had started narrowing down their initial pool of 14,000 potential candidates for the show.
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TheIronSheik said:
The only thing I watch on ESPN anymore is PTI. And that's just because I can get the main sports stories in 30 minutes. I DVR it and fast forward through most stuff. Kornheiser is all right. He at least can laugh at himself. But Wilbon is a tool. He contradicts himself on just about everything. Tony does it too, but not as much. Together, these guys are pretty annoying. I'm starting to think that I enjoy watching it so much because I hate them. Not sure how that works.
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It's like an old marriage.

 
Steve Young is pretty horrible. His shtick is to come up with the most bizarre point possible that nobody else would think of.

 
I feel bad saying this but John Clayton just because he looks like sponge bob's mother. That would be funny.

 
I watched two minutes of Scott Van Pelt and he name-dropped hanging out with Gary Williams over the weekend.

Oh, do tell, what happened with the ladies?

Punch.

 
grateful zed said:
rockaction said:
grateful zed said:
rockaction said:
Oh, do tell, what happened with the ladies?
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well ... :popcorn:
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Didn't go there. Don't name-drop unless you're going to dish some details, eh?
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who is gary williams?
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Oh, Gary was the basketball coach of MD who had a reputation for sleeping with the campus co-eds. He won a title with Juan Dixon, Steve Blake, and Lonny Baxter back in '02 or something.

SVP said he looked "fit and good." It was just sort of uncomfortable if you knew his history. Sorry, just assumed (lived in that area for a long time) that people knew of Gary Williams and his reputation for dalliances with the young ladies.

 
Saw Steve Smith (Panthers) on air during Sammy Watkins pro day... Don't want to punch him, but someone should advise ESPN that not all players (or former players) are capable of being analysts.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Saw Steve Smith (Panthers) on air during Sammy Watkins pro day... Don't want to punch him, but someone should advise ESPN that not all players (or former players) are capable of being analysts.
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Good decision. He would kill you.

 
Ghost Rider said:
17seconds said:
Michael Smith is pretty awful. I can't believe he has been at ESPN so long. Zero charisma. Zero.
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I wouldn't call him awful, but I agree that he has little charisma. He is just very vanilla. That show with him and Jemele Hill is pretty bad.
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Have you seen him as an anchor. He's OK as an analyst because he definitely has opinions, but they started him out as a lead anchor and it was a disaster. Yet they kept him. I assumed he has a relative in the company or something.

 
IIRC, he worked in Boston when he started on ESPN on Around the Horn, and we know how much ESPN loves Boston sports and everything around them, so I am sure that helps his cause.

 
couldnt keep to just 3... Smith, Bayless, Cowheard, Berman, Lebatard (and his dad) ALL bad.

actually outside of a live event havent watched espn for really for any highlights, commentary, etc. NFL Network, MLB Network all do a better job.

 
Whoever is in Charge of the College Football Power Index Ranking...4 SEC Teams...guess money talks shoudl be the money power index

 
i do not even think it is a crime to punch berman it is like if you tried to punch sadam hussain or slobadon malosovic the rest of the world just says hey good try brohan good try take that to the bank bromigos

 
SWC said:
i do not even think it is a crime to punch berman it is like if you tried to punch sadam hussain or slobadon malosovic the rest of the world just says hey good try brohan good try take that to the bank bromigos
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You really shouldn't be punching dead people, though.

 
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