Which ESPN employees would you most like to punch in the face? (1 Viewer)

[Ghost Rider]

Pick three.

I'll go with Berman, Le Batard (the son) and Stephen A. Smith.

 

[Rich Conway]

Lupica.

 

[Guest]

Bayless should win this running away.

 

[gsmayes]

Berman, Bayless and Stephen A. Smith; honorable mention goes to Greenburg.

not that I watch ESPN any more except for actual sporting events.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Berman and Bayless. I clicked Smith, but unclicked him because I think he's gotten better.

 

[AAABatteries]

Can I punch Berman three times?

 

[Raider Nation]

I posted this EXACT poll a few months ago... Same exact question, and the thread got deleted for some reason.

Cowherd by 800 miles, BTW.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Need a Mark May option.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bayless and SA Smith were easy calls. Went Wilbon on the 3rd but not really sure why. Probably racism.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Why punch anyone in the face? Seems unnecessarily violent.

 

[rockaction]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

 

[bentley]

Berman, Bayless and Rachel Nichols. Because I think she might be into it.

 

[tdoss]

Smith, Berman and Bayless have to have this wrapped up nicely.

 

[Mario Kart]

I posted this EXACT poll a few months ago... Same exact question, and the thread got deleted for some reason.

Cowherd by 800 miles, BTW.

There's a new sheriff in town. And, he is drunk, passed out in his room.

Berman should win this.

 

[Ballstein]

Chris Brousard....master of the obvious, annoying voice, and zero insightfulness,

 

[Raider Nation]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

 

[rockaction]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

 

[Raider Nation]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

I don't even know what that means.

SVP is one of the best things ever to happen to ESPN. He's actually way too good for them.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

I don't even know what that means.

SVP is one of the best things ever to happen to ESPN. He's actually way too good for them.

I would totally hang out with Van Pelt.

 

[tdoss]

I'd think a better poll would be to ask "Who would you least rather punch in the face at ESPN?"

 

[rockaction]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

I don't even know what that means.

SVP is one of the best things ever to happen to ESPN. He's actually way too good for them.

I would totally hang out with Van Pelt.

Van Pelt is everything obnoxious about Hartford and upper-middle class golf culture. Have a beer with him. Watch him screw your wife. Have fun.

eta* I have a visceral reaction to him doing SC. All I think is Olbermann, less funny.

 

[Aerial Assault]

No violence, thanks, but I am not a Gruden fan.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

I don't even know what that means.

SVP is one of the best things ever to happen to ESPN. He's actually way too good for them.

I would totally hang out with Van Pelt.

Van Pelt is everything obnoxious about Hartford and upper-middle class golf culture. Have a beer with him. Watch him screw your wife. Have fun.

eta* I have a visceral reaction to him doing SC. All I think is Olbermann, less funny.

Lol

 

[Raider Nation]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

I don't even know what that means.

SVP is one of the best things ever to happen to ESPN. He's actually way too good for them.

I would totally hang out with Van Pelt.

Van Pelt is everything obnoxious about Hartford and upper-middle class golf culture. Have a beer with him. Watch him screw your wife. Have fun.

eta* I have a visceral reaction to him doing SC. All I think is Olbermann, less funny.

Lol

And then some.

 

[GOB]

SVP is top shelf stuff.

I'd punch Berman, but I'd take a cheap shot, so he falls backwards.

Then I'd yell, "back back back gone."

Then I'd probably run because I'm not a fighter.

 

[tdoss]

Can I just hit Berman three times?

 

[The Big Guy]

Iwent Smith, Scott and Berman. I wish we had 4 so I could whap Bayless too. I thing that hitting Stephen A Smith will also hit Bayless, since the two of those idiots are attached at the hip.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Even though he is old, Bayless is supposedly a workout machine, so he might hit back hard. Plus, he looks like a ######, so it'd be easy to think, "This guy is a ######," and not fear retaliation.

 

[17seconds]

Berman and Cowherd

Cowherd's media/demographic/big city/little city shtick is so tiring.

Bayless and Stephen A are just doing a thing. Bayless doesn't bother me. He's usually wrong but he thinks of things in entirely different ways which is interesting to me. Stephen A and his BS vocabulary gets on my nerves but not to the point of wanting to punch him.

 

[17seconds]

I don't see what's so great about SVP. He's ok

 

[17seconds]

No violence, thanks, but I am not a Gruden fan.

Yeah that guy's tank was empty after a year of broadcasting.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kolber

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm bothered that Reali escapes harm.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Erin Andrews taco punch.

 

[dickey moe]

SVP rules, you neanderthals.

 

[caglassc]

Keith Olbermann - multiple times

 

[rodg12]

Bayless

Cowherd

Smith

 

[Raider Nation]

Yeah, Bayless is a good one too. I'd have to flip a coin between Skippy and Cowturd. Bayless tried to sell books by accusing Troy Aikman of being gay. Whether it's true or not is irrelevant. What's very relevant is that's he's a worthless, undignified POS.

 

[flapgreen]

Cowherd

Bayless

Green

 

[mquinnjr]

Keith Olbermann - multiple times

Oh, so they hired him back after getting fired from another news outlet?

 

[Lutherman2112]

Berman, Cowherd, Smith

I'd pass on Berman if it meant extra shots at either Cowherd or Smith...preferably both.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Cowherd! Arrogant blowhard #####!

 

[Corporation]

Smith, Berman and Bayless have to have this wrapped up nicely.

In order, I'd punch Berman, Bayless, and then Smith. I'd prefer AAABatteries suggestion of punching Berman 3 times.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Keith Olbermann - multiple times

Wow, I totally forgot about him when I did this poll. He'd be number 2 on my list after Berman.

 

[Nucker101]

Bayless, Scott and Smith.

 

[Jayrod]

Bayless, Scott and Smith.

Same here. Don't know why I hate Scott so much....I think I just don't like the way he looks at me.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Jemele Hill down?

 

[T Bell]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

Van Pelt can't be in the top 20 of punchable ESPN employees; he can't be in the top 100 if you include secretaries and IT staff.

 

[Jewell]

I like Bomani Jones, but if someone wanted to punch him in the face I would totally get that.

 

[rockaction]

Where is Scott Van Pelt?

This might be the worst answer ever to any question.

We're really carrying this over from baseball, aren't we? That little golfy would-be needs a punch. He's awful. Crawful, if you will. The others are obvious, but I need a swing at that.

Van Pelt can't be in the top 20 of punchable ESPN employees; he can't be in the top 100 if you include secretaries and IT staff.

Consider me ahead of the curve. I just want a shot.