Which Side of the Bed (1 Viewer)

[russinfortworth]

I've been with wife for 25 years...........always slept on right in 4 different houses, no matter the set up of the bedroom.  Wonder if there is a rhyme or reason?

 

[Eephus]

Always the side closer to the window

 

[ShamrockPride]

Always side closest to the door.

I'd imagine this is what's most normal. Male closer to the door. Intruders. You know...

 

[That one guy]

Relevant:

https://youtu.be/0ZJTZ0XTi4Q

 

[Skipdog77]

Always side closest to the door.

This

 

[Kanil]

Always side closest to the door.

+1

 

[Eephus]

Always side closest to the door.

I'd imagine this is what's most normal. Male closer to the door. Intruders. You know...

What if the Zombies come in through the window

 

[doowain]

If you are looking at the bed or laying in it? We need instructions here. 

Driver side or passenger side?

 

[jamny]

I'd imagine this is what's most normal. Male closer to the door. Intruders. You know...

Yup. When we travel, left or right doesn't matter. Whichever side is closest to the door.

 

[Kanil]

BRB... heading to Bucky's house in zombie makeup.

 

[The General]

It’s a matter of perspective.

 

[dickey moe]

For those who choose to sleep furthest from the door, how husky is your wife?

 

[wikkidpissah]

no rhyme nor reason but very much a thing. my wife & i were together 12 years, both long & floppy & cokeheaded & hateful of sleeping with others and had differing off-shift professions which thankfully kept us from doing so too often. my Mary's been dead for 22 years - i didn't move to the middle of the bed til 2-3 years ago.

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

If you are looking at the bed or laying in it? We need instructions here. 

Driver side or passenger side?

This. 

 

[DaVinci]

Whichever side I'm told to. Usually the side furthest from the bathroom.

 

[ShamrockPride]

BRB... heading to Bucky's house in zombie makeup.

 

[Sullie]

Always side closest to the door.

This

 

[Christo]

Another closest to the door.

 

[Zegras11]

Right side now.

Had to switch when I had a concussion 1/16.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Furthest from the door.  When the kids come in our room at 2 a.m., I want them going to mommy.  

 

[AAABatteries]

Left side - don’t remember if we’ve always been this way or not.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

What I’m the only one on the sofa?

 

[Eephus]

This should have been a poll

 

[Chemical X]

If its zombies they can eat my wife and give me time to escape...

really hard to believe you didn’t get banned for this.  

 

[Bossman]

If you are looking at the bed or laying in it? We need instructions here. 

Driver side or passenger side?

I'm guessing all that voted "right" are laying in it.

... all that voted "left" are looking at it. 

 

[ZenMaster]

Left side for me. Bad shoulder from playing baseball for too long so it’s hard for me to lie on my right side at night. 

 

[technicaldifficulties]

Not married, but when I have a lady friend stay over, I always sleep on the right side. I want to be able to roll over and use my right hand. If I tried to turn a lady on with my left, I'd be more likely to punch her in the stomach than work the magic bean

 

[-OZ-]

Always side closest to the door.

Started this way

Furthest from the door.  When the kids come in our room at 2 a.m., I want them going to mommy.  

Yep

When we had our first, the only place there was room for the basinet in the room was on the left side. So she took that side. 5 moves later, she's still there. And it's closest to the door. But the Intruders would have to get through the dog first.

 

[kutta]

If you are looking at the bed or laying in it? We need instructions here. 

Driver side or passenger side?

Can we get an answer to this? I sleep stage left, but I’m not sure if that’s left or right in the poll.

 

[russinfortworth]

The way that I looked at it was.......you are standing at the foot of the bed.  

 

[Pipes]

What’s up with the closest to the door nonsense?  You think someone breaks into your bedroom at 3 am, waking you from a dead sleep, your going to spring into action and take the criminal down because your a few feet closer to the door?

Really the only advantage to being closer to the door is it gives you a chance to make a quicker escape ala George Constanta.

 

[kutta]

The way that I looked at it was.......you are standing at the foot of the bed.  

And I looked at it the other way. Very irresponsible of the OP to leave this hanging out there and not clarify. We need an entirely new poll because these results are skewed.

 

[Zegras11]

And I looked at it the other way. Very irresponsible of the OP to leave this hanging out there and not clarify. We need an entirely new poll because these results are skewed.

I see you've been drinking again.

 

[Pipes]

I assumed it was drivers side left passenger side right.  People interpretated this differently?

 

[kutta]

I assumed it was drivers side left passenger side right.  People interpretated this differently?

Who the #### knows!!?? 

 

[matuski]

what do you mean by right and left?

when I look at the bed or when I lay in it?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you are looking at the bed or laying in it? We need instructions here. 

Driver side or passenger side?

You still have a race car bed?

 

[wlwiles]

Started out on the left (facing the bed from the foot) because it was closest to the door.  But now that we've grown accustomed to having each other on that side (she's on my left as I'm laying in it), that when we travel anywhere we keep the same sides of the bed, no matter the orientation of the door or anything else in the room. 

Even when I'm traveling for work and in a hotel on my own, I find myself instinctively going to the same side of the bed.  I guess if the nightstand is on the wrong side it just doesn't feel right to me. 

 

[E Street Brat]

Voted Left..... Drivers Side,