who’s the pitchers in this game? (1 Viewer)

[dirtyhalos]

I #### my pants last night

I did

went out and had a great meal

just a great ####in meal

I had to go to the bathroom so bad in the car

I’m going travel hurry up I gotta ####

and I had, just ####in #### in my pants

I’m good uh, twice a year for that

when was the last time you #### your pants

been a while?

“yeah, it’s been a long time”

I was in vegas a couple years ago

this is an honest to god true story

staying at the bellagio

and went over to the mirage for dinner

and met some friends of mine over there

went to cocomos

a great little steak house

the guy brings out some fresh crab legs and says

“these just came in I gotta give ‘em to you guys”

brings a set and I’m eatin ‘em

then we go play..gamble a little bit

had a tee time early in the morning

so I said, ‘look, I gotta get going’

I’m walkin back to the hotel and I get three quarters of the way out of the lobby

all the sudden I go, ‘aww ####!’

and I’m standing here like this

I got my butt pinched like this so ####in, I’m ####ed, I can’t move

all the sudden, you know, it felt alright

I went just like this and (he makes the sound of opening flood gates)

water . . . I had food poisoning from the crabs

take off my leather jacket

tied it around my waist

and I’m just standing there

and it’s just running down my leg

I got jeans on

black bucks, no socks

and I just start ####in walking

and every time I’m walk, somethings coming out

it’s water

just straight ####in water

then, to show you how sick I was

then I’m standing outside and make a call on my cell phone

I call a guy

I said larry you’re not gonna believe this

I’m standing outside the lobby of the bellagio

I can’t move, I got #### everywhere

I got #### all over myself

and larry’s about a 48 waist

so he brings me over a pair of pants and some towels

and he comes over, and meets me, I tell him where I’m standing

he finds the closest bathroom

when you go up the escalator and go up the ####in…I can’t get in the ####in elevator

it’s twelve o’clock at night

he goes in and finds the closest bathroom in the lobby of the hotel

and then I get in the escalator

and he kinda pretends like he drops something

so no one gets behind me

he tells me where it is and he goes in there

goes and gets the towel all wet for me

throws it over the ####in stall

I take off all my ####in clothes, just wipe off

leave my shoes, my pants, everything, right there

the towels just right there in the stall

and I’m walking barefoot, with my shirt and with his pants that are a 48 waist

through the lobby like this (as he acts like he’s holding his pants up) at midnight

got up in the morning and took the most perfect double tapered #### I’ve ever had in my life

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true story

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who’s the pitchers in this game?