Who Am I? (1 Viewer)

[Couch Potato]

Who Am I?

I'm not a Packer, not a Colt.

Nor Raider, Viking, Panther, Bolt.

Not a Jerry's kid, what a dolt.

Have you guessed yet who am I?

Come on, think hard, really try.

No Oz-like tale for this old guy –

No Lions and Bengals and Bears, oh my!

Have you guessed yet who am I?

Neither Eagle, Falcon, Seahawk in flight.

Nor Cardinal by day or Raven by night.

Are you narrowing it down, getting it right?

Have you guessed yet who am I?

Need a hint? I'm not a Gint.

That's brother's rent, I wouldn't lie.

And I ain't a Saint -- Daddy would faint.

So have you guessed yet who am I?

I said “No way” to Danny's Skins.

I want to play for a team that wins.

I'm still being wooed by Ross's Phins.

I'll bet you've guessed now who am I.

A Jet I'm not, I hate those whiners

I got snubbed by the Texans and 9ers

Browns didn't call, that's a relief.

I told KC “No thanks, Chief.”

Not with Jags, Pats, Bucs, Broncs or ###(an)s

You shorten some names, that's what you git(an)s

I'm not a Steeler, Bill, or Ram.

I think you know now who I am.

I'm that free agent guy who needs to make up his mind!

 

[flc735]

to obvious to be peyton

 

[ebcpastor2004]

Need a hint? I'm not a Gint.

That's brother's rent, I wouldn't lie.

And I ain't a Saint -- Daddy would faint.

So have you guessed yet who am I?

HA HA!Hurry up Peyton!

good rhyming

eta: the bolded seals it

 

[flc735]

matt hasselback!

 

[the spanker]

Who Am I?I'm not a Packer, not a Colt.Nor Raider, Viking, Panther, Bolt.Not a Jerry's kid, what a dolt.Have you guessed yet who am I?Come on, think hard, really try.No Oz-like tale for this old guy –No Lions and Bengals and Bears, oh my!Have you guessed yet who am I?Neither Eagle, Falcon, Seahawk in flight.Nor Cardinal by day or Raven by night.Are you narrowing it down, getting it right?Have you guessed yet who am I?Need a hint? I'm not a Gint.That's brother's rent, I wouldn't lie.And I ain't a Saint -- Daddy would faint.So have you guessed yet who am I?I said “No way” to Danny's Skins.I want to play for a team that wins.I'm still being wooed by Ross's Phins.I'll bet you've guessed now who am I.A Jet I'm not, I hate those whinersI got snubbed by the Texans and 9ersBrowns didn't call, that's a relief.I told KC “No thanks, Chief.”Not with Jags, Pats, Bucs, Broncs or ###(an)sYou shorten some names, that's what you git(an)sI'm not a Steeler, Bill, or Ram.I think you know now who I am.I'm that free agent guy who needs to make up his mind!

Ever think about doing this full time?

 

[sbonomo]

Who Am I?

I'm not a Packer, not a Colt.

Nor Raider, Viking, Panther, Bolt.

Not a Jerry's kid, what a dolt.

Have you guessed yet who am I?

Come on, think hard, really try.

No Oz-like tale for this old guy –

No Lions and Bengals and Bears, oh my!

Have you guessed yet who am I?

Neither Eagle, Falcon, Seahawk in flight.

Nor Cardinal by day or Raven by night.

Are you narrowing it down, getting it right?

Have you guessed yet who am I?

Need a hint? I'm not a Gint.

That's brother's rent, I wouldn't lie.

And I ain't a Saint -- Daddy would faint.

So have you guessed yet who am I?

I said “No way” to Danny's Skins.

I want to play for a team that wins.

I'm still being wooed by Ross's Phins.

I'll bet you've guessed now who am I.

A Jet I'm not, I hate those whiners

I got snubbed by the Texans and 9ers

Browns didn't call, that's a relief.

I told KC “No thanks, Chief.”

Not with Jags, Pats, Bucs, Broncs or ###(an)s

You shorten some names, that's what you git(an)s

I'm not a Steeler, Bill, or Ram.

I think you know now who I am.

I'm that free agent guy who needs to make up his mind!

Ever think about doing this full time?

 

[Couch Potato]

I bet you've all counted to be sure I got every team in there. I know you did.