Who should have to leave? - Weird exchange at work this morning (1 Viewer)

[Brony]

Turn the other cheek

 

[Spin]

Just got back to my desk and John isn't here. I was hoping he had left for the day but his bag is still here...

Still no sign of him... tempted to check the various bathrooms to make sure he isn't passed out in a pile of his own fecal matter...

 

[MC Gas Money]

Just remember that smell if particle based so everytime you are smelling his farts there are tiny bits of his #### in your nose

That is complete baloney.

Science says it isn't. Look it up.

Unless the guy is farting bare assed then I dont think aerosol poop particles is a concern.

If he is then termination, or sensitivity training, is in order.

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

The set up at my office is such that everyone sits at cubicles, and all the offices are strictly used for meeting rooms. I get into work around 6:00, and usually around that time only me one of the other guys on my team, who sits directly behind me, are in the office. Today was no different, I got here a bit before him, unloaded my stuff and walked to grab some coffee, passing him on the way in. After I got back from coffee, as soon as I sat down.. I smelled it. The most rotten, awful smell, the kind that makes you wince, and your eyes water just a bit. I glanced behind me, and John was just working away as if nothing was going on. It passed relatively quickly, didn't linger for too long so I didn't say anything and went about my morning routine. He's only been here about 2 weeks so I havn't figured him out quite yet and didn't know how he would take to me calling attention to the awfulness that is pouring out of him. (Side note - he's one of those guys who proudly sports a college ring, Georgia Tech)

Sorry man everyone farts sometimes.

 

[Krankie]

Just got back to my desk and John isn't here. I was hoping he had left for the day but his bag is still here...

You should definitely crap in his bag. Give him some of his own medicine.

This is the correct answer.

 

[Tom Servo]

Just remember that smell if particle based so everytime you are smelling his farts there are tiny bits of his #### in your nose

That is complete baloney.

Science says it isn't. Look it up.

So your earlier suggestion to sleep with his fart cloud means he's having sex with poop particles?

 

[MC Gas Money]

There is nothing wrong with what you said to him. A man should have a sense of humor about farting.......even his own......and as a man you should be able to handle the smell and blast him back. I think that is the appropriate response unless your mother raised you as a girl, which I think this guys mom did.

 

[glumpy]

I voted you should leave, though I don't like the expression "have to leave." More like you choosing to leave, preferably embarassing him profusely as you go.

I voted that he should have to leave but with his attitude.......I would go to the boss/booking agent and say that you just can't stand the smell emanating from this guy's cubicle so pleeeeeze let you book a conference room. Then let it work itself out from there.

So you want him to tattle? Listen, if you can't work it out like men than you deserve to sit in the stench or tuck tail and run to the safe bosoms of a conference room.

So he should kick his tail?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Low man on the totem pole should get the #### up and out.

 

[Tom Servo]

Suggest a fart lighting contest.

 

[TenTimes]

Low man on the totem pole should get the #### up and out.

I think his handle is Todem actually

 

[Rick James]

if he's only been on the job 2 weeks, is it possible he doesn't have any sick time? what can the guy do?

 

[johnnycakes]

if he's only been on the job 2 weeks, is it possible he doesn't have any sick time? what can the guy do?

stink up the joint.

 

[dickey moe]

Suggest a fart lighting contest.

Careful, that could destroy the office.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Typical IT guys are rich guys from the South?

 

[Spin]

Typical IT guys are rich guys from the South?

I meant in the aspect that if you saw him, you'd immediately think he worked in IT.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'd eat beans, burritos, and prunes for dinner and breakfast... See how he likes it.

 

[DocHolliday]

I would put a large fan on my desk blowing towards the gas maker. Keep the stench away from you.

 

[fantasycurse42]

You should just #### your pants, that'll show him!

 

[Skipdog77]

Heineken, eh? That explains it.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Offer his wife a Cleveland Steamer.

 

[Gianluca]

Guess they dont teach proper ### wiping 101 at Georgia Tech.

 

[Zow]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

 

[MC Gas Money]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.

You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

 

[Zow]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.

You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

Technically, a large portion of the people I work for are the indigent and jobless.

 

[MAC_32]

I'd eat beans, burritos, and prunes for dinner and breakfast... See how he likes it.

Cheap whiskey too. And don't forget the hot sauce!

 

[MC Gas Money]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride wsorking for the greedy elite. Its sad.

Technically, a large portion of the people I work for are the indigent and jobless.

There is always someonr profiting even if you work for a charity or service for the poor, otherwise there would be no charity or service.

I do have a job now zow.

 

[ChiefD]

Sounds like he's the Rambling Rectum of Georgia Tech.

 

[AAABatteries]

Georgia Tech is pretty bad ###.

 

[Billy Bats]

The fumes from Fart Spray can only be compared to the fart gas that would be released if you were stockpiling a concoction of several pounds of rotting beef and festering blue cheese up your derrière.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/330658240325?lpid=82#vi_details

 

[MC Gas Money]

Georgia Tech is pretty bad ###.

In this case literally.

 

[Spin]

Just left for the day. Never saw John again the rest of the day. His bag was still under his chair when I left.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

the Rambling Rectum of Georgia Tech.

lol

 

[McGarnicle]

Just left for the day. Never saw John again the rest of the day. His bag was still under his chair when I left.

Probably went to the men's room and exploded.

 

[Tom Servo]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.

You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

And yet you drive a TRUCK.

 

[TheAristocrat]

If I was the one with the gas, I would move in an attempt to hold on to the remaining pieces of my dignity.

This does give you open season to take a dump on his desk though. He's farted past the point of no return.

 

[TheAristocrat]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Impossible. MC doesn't work

 

[fantasycurse42]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.

You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

And yet you drive a TRUCK.

Pretty sure this is incorrect... I think he passes out fliers, although he may have been let go from that position.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.

You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

And yet you drive a TRUCK.

Pretty sure this is incorrect... I think he passes out fliers, although he may have been let go from that position.

That new immigrant bill is really going to limit his choices it seems.

 

[Tom Servo]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.

You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

And yet you drive a TRUCK.

Pretty sure this is incorrect... I think he passes out fliers, although he may have been let go from that position.

That new immigrant bill is really going to limit his choices it seems.

 

[MC Gas Money]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

And yet you drive a TRUCK.

Im not happy about it and its just while I write my best seller.

At least I dont have some sub-human breathing down my neck all day.

 

[MC Gas Money]

You work with MC Gas Money?? Small world.

Does not compute

Despite this being false it isnt an insult. A genius should never work for a lesser person. People like you are supposed to be doing work while people like me think of things that you dont have the capacity for. You can be a servant for the parasites if you like but I will not spend my life under someones thumb.You have been brainwashed to feel misguided pride working for the greedy elite. Its sad.

And yet you drive a TRUCK.

Pretty sure this is incorrect... I think he passes out fliers, although he may have been let go from that position.

Never did that. We couldnt come to an agreement

 

[fantasycurse42]

Pretty sure gas monkey used to be a waiter, FTR. NTTAWWT, but for his comments in this thread, pretty comical.

 

[Popinski]

Fart on his wife.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Pretty sure gas monkey used to be a waiter, FTR. NTTAWWT, but for his comments in this thread, pretty comical.

I was a damn good waiter.

I miss that job. Everyone had drugs.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Pretty sure gas monkey used to be a waiter, FTR. NTTAWWT, but for his comments in this thread, pretty comical.

I was a damn good waiter.I miss that job. Everyone had drugs.

Olive Garden runs a tight ship.

 

[johnnycakes]

Pretty sure gas monkey used to be a waiter, FTR. NTTAWWT, but for his comments in this thread, pretty comical.

I have lots of love for the professional waiter. I'm not talking your average Applebee's waiter... but the guy who waitered on the Achille Lauro and now works at Copley Plaza Hotel's Oak Room, for example. Fantastic waiter.

 

[Flying V]

Just left for the day. Never saw John again the rest of the day. His bag was still under his chair when I left.

The bag probably has poopy underwear in it.

He hasn't learned the ceiling tile trick yet.

 

[Tom Servo]

Just left for the day. Never saw John again the rest of the day. His bag was still under his chair when I left.

The bag probably has poopy underwear in it.He hasn't learned the ceiling tile trick yet.

We're going to need EG's experience here.

 

[Hilts]

What's his stance on swine?