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Uh, here we go. I don't think I've ever been so mad for the Muppets as I am right now.
You spend two years calling an offense that looks like you're running the weave with incompetent Scandinavians who have never seen a basketball before and you say this to a Hall of Fame QB that your GM has surrounded with the all-time most colossal bust of a first-round 5'7", pudgy, slow running back, a 5'10" guy who can't track and whose soul was separated from his body by an aging tight end who is both slow and lacking in effort to clear the route and another 2nd rounder who wins press at a rate that puts him in the bottom ten percentile of all charted receivers in Matt Harmon's Reception Perception.
Now you tell your quarterback, who has missed throws the past two years because someone is his lap or the awful receivers have either miraculously gotten open within the pattern's context or have decided to freelance and are confused why the ball is landing twenty feet away that he needs to take his twenty horizontal plays that a walrus-looking man who won nothing other than that which Patrick Mahomes was on the field for and you say this:
“Don’t try to be perfect with it…Sometimes just put it in the vicinity and let your guy go make a play.”
Oh, okay. So the cheap-assed nepo owner hires the GM who surrounds Patrick Mahomes with this garbage offense and won't spend a third on Breece Hall and you're running a guy who ran a 4.65 seven years ago as your top running back and this is what you all come up with to say?
Oh. Let's go over the Chiefs third-round picks under Brett Veach. Wait for it because it gets funny.
wow. let's start with all of his draft picks from the beginning of his job.
You spend two years calling an offense that looks like you're running the weave with incompetent Scandinavians who have never seen a basketball before and you say this to a Hall of Fame QB that your GM has surrounded with the all-time most colossal bust of a first-round 5'7", pudgy, slow running back, a 5'10" guy who can't track and whose soul was separated from his body by an aging tight end who is both slow and lacking in effort to clear the route and another 2nd rounder who wins press at a rate that puts him in the bottom ten percentile of all charted receivers in Matt Harmon's Reception Perception.
Now you tell your quarterback, who has missed throws the past two years because someone is his lap or the awful receivers have either miraculously gotten open within the pattern's context or have decided to freelance and are confused why the ball is landing twenty feet away that he needs to take his twenty horizontal plays that a walrus-looking man who won nothing other than that which Patrick Mahomes was on the field for and you say this:
“Don’t try to be perfect with it…Sometimes just put it in the vicinity and let your guy go make a play.”
Oh, okay. So the cheap-assed nepo owner hires the GM who surrounds Patrick Mahomes with this garbage offense and won't spend a third on Breece Hall and you're running a guy who ran a 4.65 seven years ago as your top running back and this is what you all come up with to say?
Oh. Let's go over the Chiefs third-round picks under Brett Veach. Wait for it because it gets funny.
wow. let's start with all of his draft picks from the beginning of his job.
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