Who's pleasured themselves at work? (1 Viewer)

[Captain Cranks]

Simple question.  

 

[In The Zone]

They don't call you Captain Cranks for nothing.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Stay at home dad, so this happens at work almost on a daily basis. 

 

[nirad3]

Are you talking about like in your office or in the bathroom?

Asking for a friend.

 

[James Daulton]

Banged the wife a few times in the office.  But no self pleasure at work ever.

 

[Jayrok]

Just by the handful.  

 

[Captain Cranks]

Are you talking about like in your office or in the bathroom?

Asking for a friend.

I was assuming bathrooms at the office.  Hats off to those brave enough to do it in the actual office.  

 

[eoMMan]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/fap-meme-ellen-fapper.jpeg

 

[saintfool]

Banged the wife a few times in the office.  But no self pleasure at work ever.

this.

i have banged your wife a few times at the office and took little pleasure in it.

 

[James Daulton]

this.

i have banged your wife a few times at the office and took little pleasure in it.

 

[Galileo]

this.

i have banged your wife a few times at the office and took little pleasure in it.

Was that wrong?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Made much the sex @ work backinaday - graveyard shift w psych nurses - only ever hadda have lefty do the job once, when one of those nurses (who broke up w me because i wouldnt stop singing like Neil Young to her Journey songs) teased me out in revenge.

 

[ThaPenguin]

Takes the edge off.

 

[mquinnjr]

They don't call you Captain Cranks for nothing.

Username checks out.

 

[dickey moe]

There's a guy at work with the last name "Fap" no joke.

 

[Keerock]

 

[RokNRole]

1-2 times every day in the bathroom

 

[adonis]

I work at home several days a week...

 

[Waingro]

1-2 times every day in the bathroom

:X I am never eating at Panera ever again

 

[RokNRole]

:X I am never eating at Panera ever again

Just don't order the parfait

 

[Dezbelief]

1-2 times every day in the bathroom

:X I am never eating at Panera ever again

Is that how often protein shakes are ordered?

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Does driving in a rental car , going to a job,  from Vegas to Mesquite count?

:Cancels Hertz Bonus rewards account:

 

[Nick Vermeil]

I had a burger and a beer during lunch today.  That was pleasing.  

 

[need2know]

Only when I'm drinking

 

[pollardsvision]

Does driving in a rental car , going to a job,  from Vegas to Mesquite count?

I used to be in sales and regularly had an hour plus drive home at night. Cranking one out on the highway has it's place.

 

[mquinnjr]

I used to be in sales and regularly had an hour plus drive home at night. Cranking one out on the highway has it's place.

 

[Apple Jack]

I used to be in sales and regularly had an hour plus drive home at night. Cranking one out on the highway has it's place.

Fear of being pulled over is real.

 

[Apple Jack]

A few times a couple months ago, when I first started nailing the owner of the company. She is very well-put together and dresses hot elegant. Incredibly sexy to me. Blue balls on a daily basis. That subsided when we started having sex more frequently. Thanks god. Because that sucks.

 

[Zow]

Does driving in a rental car , going to a job,  from Vegas to Mesquite count?

While the in the car? That's not the safest road. 

 

[Zow]

I used to be in sales and regularly had an hour plus drive home at night. Cranking one out on the highway has it's place.

I've done it once when some girl (pre-marriage of course) was sexting me and I was coming back late from the office. But then I remembered the TWolves player who got busted for it.  

 

[Captain Cranks]

I used to be in sales and regularly had an hour plus drive home at night. Cranking one out on the highway has it's place.

Sounds like an idea for a new pron site:  Bang myself Bus

 

[Franknbeans]

does the pope #### in the woods?

 

[TLEF316]

2 or 3 times when I was a teenager. Rainy days get lonely when you're a life guard at a lightly visited condo association pool.

 

[RokNRole]

2 or 3 times when I was a teenager. Rainy days get lonely when you're a life guard at a lightly visited condo association pool.

You did it in the tall chair?

 

[TLEF316]

You did it in the tall chair?

Nah. Clubhouse 

 

[ShamrockPride]

I used to be in sales and regularly had an hour plus drive home at night. Cranking one out on the highway has it's place.

 

[Judge Smails]

Well - I work from home.......

 

[nirad3]

I was assuming bathrooms at the office.  Hats off to those brave enough to do it in the actual office.  

Currently unemployed :( but when last employed would rope one off in the work bathroom from time to time.  Two kids under 6 at home and non-existent sex life, so work bathroom was actually the most alone I got on many occasions.

I think I ended up doing it in my private office a time or three after-hours with no one else was there, of course.

 

[RokNRole]

Nah. Clubhouse 

Did anyone drown while you were doing this?

 

[The Duff Man]

Did anyone drown while you were doing this?

You can't drown from a couple ounces. 

 

[rojbk]

A few times a couple months ago, when I first started nailing the owner of the company. She is very well-put together and dresses hot elegant. Incredibly sexy to me. Blue balls on a daily basis. That subsided when we started having sex more frequently. Thanks god. Because that sucks.

cool story bro