Who's Wittiest? Friday Quiplash - 5/18 Quipslip - Results being posted (1 Viewer)

[belljr]

@Bob Sacamano I cleaned my box. Ready for your input

 

[skol asylum]

I panicked.

Title of my sex tape.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And ffs, please make sure you have room in your inbox or this is going to take even longer than it otherwise will.

@belljr

@bostonfred

 

[scoobus]

None of the topics I got were in my wheelhouse, terrible answers submitted. 

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Oof.  Tough topics.  My responses are more like quaps.  

 

[ChiefD]

Oof.  Tough topics.  My responses are more like quaps.  

I had one date with a girl that quapped when she walked. One.

 

[skol asylum]

Oof.  Tough topics.  My responses are more like quaps.  

Yep. I thought, I wish I could quip you.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I had one date with a girl that quapped when she walked. One.

I did that to her.

 

[ChiefD]

Yep. I thought, I wish I could quip you.

I went in 8 years ago to get clipped.

The urologist apparently quipped me because my daughter was born a year later.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

All the prompts should be out.  If your name is in the list on the first page and you did not receive a PM with 3 prompts, that would be bad.  Send me a PM letting me know.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I went in 8 years ago to get clipped.

The urologist apparently quipped me because my daughter was born a year later.

I did that to her.

 

[skol asylum]

I went in 8 years ago to get clipped.

The urologist apparently quipped me because my daughter was born a year later.

Trying to think of a witty comment, but my mind keeps shooting blanks.

 

[El Floppo]

Dammit. Just thought of the better answer to#1

 

[skol asylum]

Dammit. Just thought of the better answer to#1

Is it #2?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Dammit. Just thought of the better answer to#1

Same.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

And by "same," I mean I just thought of a pun so strained, that I probably would have gone on the 21 day DL if I had made it.  

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Done. 

 

[skol asylum]

And by "same," I mean I just thought of a pun so strained, that I probably would have gone on the 21 day DL if I had made it.  

Seems punitive.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

This is how you bring people back to the FFA.

I do wish the Family Fued thread had survived the great cull of aught eight (or whenever it was).

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Done. 

Sorry - did it on my phone and it got edited weird but its' fixed now.

 

[belljr]

:unshamed:

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I thought of much better answers to all of my questions about 5-10 minutes after I answered them.  Damn it.  Stupid honor system.

 

[El Floppo]

I thought of much better answers to all of my questions about 5-10 minutes after I answered them.  Damn it.  Stupid honor system.

to be fair... I keep thinking of worse answers. and my first ones were pretty terrible.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

to be fair... I keep thinking of worse answers. and my first ones were pretty terrible.

+1

 

[Bob Sacamano]

@kupcho1 @mquinnjr @Ignoramus @AAABatteries

https://media.giphy.com/media/m6tmCnGCNvTby/giphy.gif

 

[El Floppo]

@kupcho1 @mquinnjr @Ignoramus @AAABatteries

https://media.giphy.com/media/m6tmCnGCNvTby/giphy.gif

is that a good thing? seems like a good thing, unless we have to see AAA nekkid.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In a bit, I'm going to post the quips received.  Please vote for ONLY ONE response from every group EXCEPT YOUR OWN.  You do not vote for your prompts. 

If you could, voting in a manner that looks something like this would be easiestt:

A1

B3

C. Mine

D2

 

[Bob Sacamano]

is that a good thing? seems like a good thing, unless we have to see AAA nekkid.

It means the 4 of them are the ones keeping us from moving forward.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

In a bit, I'm going to post the quips received.  Please vote for ONLY ONE response from every group EXCEPT YOUR OWN.  You do not vote for your prompts. 

If you could, voting in a manner that looks something like this would be easiestt:

A1

B3

C. Mine

D2

Pm the votes or post them?

Bob’s box is gonna get a workout. (And he’ll receive a lot of pms.)

 

[hagmania]

PM him

 

[hagmania]

Codenames is going to be a nightmare/blast.

 

[Galileo]

@kupcho1 @mquinnjr @Ignoramus @AAABatteries

2

4

1

3

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If anyone is interested in playing and did not get to sign up, the 4 nonresponder's places are available first-come, first-served.  Just post here and I will shoot you a PM. 

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

dammit, I missed the signups. some of us are on the west coast, man!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Why not start a new thread with a poll for the answers?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How do I get rid of the double-spacing on a hard return here?  This is going to look ugly for voting.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

dammit, I missed the signups. some of us are on the west coast, man!

Maik wait!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

dammit, I missed the signups. some of us are on the west coast, man!

I'M on the west coast. There's an alarm feature on your phone.  Learn to use it. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

dammit, I missed the signups. some of us are on the west coast, man!

Do you want in?  I can send you a group of prompts right now.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Do you want in?  I can send you a group of prompts right now.

sure, let's do it!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why not start a new thread with a poll for the answers?

You should jump in.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Thanks @Bob Sacamano....I'll get in the next one. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

sure, let's do it!

In

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Shift+Return

gentleman, scholar, etc

 

[Kilgore Trout]

You should jump in.

Sure. 

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Really not happy with my first answer.  Love my 2nd and 3rd.  Will be interesting to see if anything comes of it.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

@Bob Sacamano if you wanna do polls for each set of quips, we could split them up and post them for you. To make it easier to count votes.

 

[Foosball God]

This game sucks

 

[skol asylum]

This game sucks

You gotta admit it's a pretty clever way around the ban on rating boobs.

 

[EYLive]

I've got a busy day on the west coast, but I'll be following along so I can win next time.