Who's Wittiest? Friday Quiplash - 5/18 Quipslip - Results being posted (1 Viewer)

[El Floppo]

Hodor's Heroes, IMO.

Wow. Of course it is...

 

[Nick Vermeil]

 

[bryhamm]

You still didn't beat him

Also a true story.

lol.  so, most voters don't know CAH either

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Going to have to put some overtime in to see the results.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

B. Invent a new wedding tradition

1. Naked Bridesmaids Brunch (MOD) - 957
2. 21 gun salute to mark the death of BJs. (EG) - 286
3. Avocado Toasts (GOB) - 571
4. Cutting the cheese (welcoming the bride to marriage) (Bull Dozier) - 286

MOD answer technically won, but MOD accumulates no points.  GOB got the best of the rest.

 

[belljr]

BURN#@$@#$

 

[Idiot Boxer]

2000 people voted?

2000 total points available, allocated on a percentage of votes basis.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

NO WHAMMIES!

Am I doing this right?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

2000 total points available, allocated on a percentage of votes basis.

:whoosh is gone? Is this a kindler, gentler FFA? Next thing you know, they will get rid of the who's hottest threads.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

C. What's the name of that cheese shop you've always wanted to open?

1. To Brie or Not to Brie (Ramsay) - 632
2. Cheeses of Nazareth (Heckman) - 1,047
3. Le Fromage Lodge (Nick Vermeil) - 316
4. Stank (Kilgore) - 105

Heckmanm wheels away the points with a clear cut win.

 

[belljr]

:whoosh is gone? Is this a kindler, gentler FFA? Next thing you know, they will get rid of the who's hottest threads.

:whoosh:

 

[Kilgore Trout]

C. What's the name of that cheese shop you've always wanted to open?

1. To Brie or Not to Brie (Ramsay) - 632
2. Cheeses of Nazareth (Heckman) - 1,047
3. Le Fromage Lodge (Nick Vermeil) - 316
4. Stank (Kilgore) - 105

Heckmanm wheels away the points with a clear cut win.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

C. What's the name of that cheese shop you've always wanted to open?

1. To Brie or Not to Brie (Ramsay) - 632
2. Cheeses of Nazareth (Heckman) - 1,047
3. Le Fromage Lodge (Nick Vermeil) - 316
4. Stank (Kilgore) - 105

Heckmanm wheels away the points with a clear cut win.

All of these were brilliant. Well done.

 

[belljr]

Fromunda imo

 

[Kilgore Trout]

:whoosh:

I'll just go back to lurking.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

D. Worst part of being Oprah's lackey.   

1. What are your plans to win a Grammy? Sweet taste of victory like Oprah's punany (scoobus) - 0
2. Wiping her ### (Getzlaf) - 500
3. Being Oprah's "surprise under her chair" for sexytime nights with Steadman. (cap'n) - 1,000
4. Cleaning Tom Cruise's footprints off the couch (MOD - not original.  I outright stole this. Credit to someone at Pack) - 600

Cap'n bends over the others for some sexytime of his own and the V-lap.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

All of these were brilliant. Well done.

Brutal category.  I was scrambling for an answer and there were some good ones.  

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I still wish I had thought of Phil Collins' Cheese Shop -- "You're the Provolone that Believed in Brie at All" in time.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

D. Worst part of being Oprah's lackey.   

1. What are your plans to win a Grammy? Sweet taste of victory like Oprah's punany (scoobus) - 0
2. Wiping her ### (Getzlaf) - 500
3. Being Oprah's "surprise under her chair" for sexytime nights with Steadman. (cap'n) - 1,000
4. Cleaning Tom Cruise's footprints off the couch (MOD - not original.  I outright stole this. Credit to someone at Pack) - 600

Cap'n bends over the others for some sexytime of his own and the V-lap.

At least scoobus's answer rhymed. Sort of.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

E. Headline of an article found in The Onion about Cav's shvantz.

1. Cav's Penis Hears Both Laurel and Yanny (IB) - 400
2. When 8 actually isn't enough (bry) - 400
3. Limbo contest at children's party goes horribly wrong (Foos) - 1100
4. Local Man injures penis in lawn mower tragedy (fatguy) - 200

Local Man parkours away with the victory and a tip for his troubles.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'll just go back to lurking.

Don't you dare!

 

[El Floppo]

I still wish I had thought of Phil Collins' Cheese Shop -- "You're the Provolone that Believed in Brie at All" in time.

I don't get it.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Point totals have jumped to 2100 after the first question.

 

[scoobus]

At least scoobus's answer rhymed.

Lol that’s a Kendrick Lamar lyric, I don’t know jack #### about Oprah.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

F. It's a little-known fact that there's a secret area in the White House known as the _________ Room.

1. Mud Room - it's a nice buffer between the garage and the entryway. (lard) - 421
2. Truman Cocaine Room (Gator) - 837
3. Illuminati (Y23F) - 316
4. Abe Lincoln Memorial S&M (Maik) - 526

Pretty well split, but Gator grabs the bulk of the points and the winner's 100.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Point totals have jumped to 2100 after the first question.

When someone wins outright, they get bonus points.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Lol that’s a Kendrick Lamar lyric, I don’t know jack #### about Oprah.

Surefire way to win the votes of this board's white dudes in midlife crisis demographic.  

 

[Bull Dozier]

F. It's a little-known fact that there's a secret area in the White House known as the _________ Room.

1. Mud Room - it's a nice buffer between the garage and the entryway. (lard) - 421
2. Truman Cocaine Room (Gator) - 837
3. Illuminati (Y23F) - 316
4. Abe Lincoln Memorial S&M (Maik) - 526

Pretty well split, but Gator grabs the bulk of the points and the winner's 100.

Ah, got it.  Bonus points for no tie.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Surefire way to win the votes of this board's white dudes in midlife crisis demographic.  

I'm donating all my points to Scoob.. er Ramsay.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

F. It's a little-known fact that there's a secret area in the White House known as the _________ Room.

1. Mud Room - it's a nice buffer between the garage and the entryway. (lard) - 421
2. Truman Cocaine Room (Gator) - 837
3. Illuminati (Y23F) - 316
4. Abe Lincoln Memorial S&M (Maik) - 526

Pretty well split, but Gator grabs the bulk of the points and the winner's 100.

I was convinced 1 was from fatguy.  It was also uniquely calibrated to make me laugh.  

 

[Bob Sacamano]

G. A board game marketed for nudists. 

1. Droops & Flabbers (worm) - 942
2. Her Chute, Your Ladder (matts) - 737
3. Boobs and Flabbers (bell) - 211
4. Apples to Berries (Hags) - 211

Who the F knew Chutes and Ladders was so popular?  I thought Hags might get some love for going another direction, but I did like worm's best.  And so did you.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

F. It's a little-known fact that there's a secret area in the White House known as the _________ Room.

1. Mud Room - it's a nice buffer between the garage and the entryway. (lard) - 421
2. Truman Cocaine Room (Gator) - 837
3. Illuminati (Y23F) - 316
4. Abe Lincoln Memorial S&M (Maik) - 526

Pretty well split, but Gator grabs the bulk of the points and the winner's 100.

Was going for funny but highly plausible to actually really posssible.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

R2 coming next.  Points will stay the same per prompt, but more bonus points for the win.

If you haven't already, please submit your R3 Quip.

 

[belljr]

Fromunda - Australian for Cheese 

 better or worse? 

 

[Foosball God]

Fromunda - Australian for Cheese 

 better or worse? 

Worse

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Was going for funny but highly plausible to actually really posssible.

The George H.W. and Barbara Bush Sex Dungeon

 

[belljr]

G. A board game marketed for nudists. 

1. Droops & Flabbers (worm) - 942
2. Her Chute, Your Ladder (matts) - 737
3. Boobs and Flabbers (bell) - 211
4. Apples to Berries (Hags) - 211

Who the F knew Chutes and Ladders was so popular?  I thought Hags might get some love for going another direction, but I did like worm's best.  And so did you.

I was so close to posting something similar to Matts answer

 

[Kilgore Trout]

G. A board game marketed for nudists. 

1. Droops & Flabbers (worm) - 942
2. Her Chute, Your Ladder (matts) - 737
3. Boobs and Flabbers (bell) - 211
4. Apples to Berries (Hags) - 211

Who the F knew Chutes and Ladders was so popular?  I thought Hags might get some love for going another direction, but I did like worm's best.  And so did you.

My answer: Candyland.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

The George H.W. and Barbara Bush Sex Dungeon

Actually seen it. Well, as much as you can see thru the tiny slits in a gimp mask.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

My answer: Candyland.

When I play nude, Sorry.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

R2:

H. Arya Stark's Twitter handle.

1. @NeedlePoint (MOD) - 476
2. @BoringYouinBraavos (Ramsay) - 381
3. @listmaker (Y23F) - 95
4. @NoOne (MOD) - 1248

Uh, sorry?  Ramsay grabs most of the non-Mod points.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

When I play nude, Sorry.

Cooties? (Edit, the "game" called Cootie).

 

[Foosball God]

lofl @ Bob winning both his rounds.

 

[belljr]

My answer: Candyland.

Also crossed my mind

So you copied worm instead?

lol -  I couldn't find a hook for ladder I liked.

I thought her Chute but came up blank for ladder - I didn't think Bladders would work

 

[bryhamm]

G. A board game marketed for nudists. 

1. Droops & Flabbers (worm) - 942
2. Her Chute, Your Ladder (matts) - 737
3. Boobs and Flabbers (bell) - 211
4. Apples to Berries (Hags) - 211

Who the F knew Chutes and Ladders was so popular?  I thought Hags might get some love for going another direction, but I did like worm's best.  And so did you.

Dungeons & Draggin's

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I. Name of your dog's favorite artist.

1. Three Dog Night (Sinn) - 1147
2. Leonardo da Vizsla (heckman) - 421
3. Three Treat Night (getzlaf) - 211
4. Barksy's  (GOB) - 421

Perhaps not the best group of answers here.  EG refused to vote for any of them.  Sinn gets the points for effort.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Dungeons & Draggin's

[Smoo]

disqualified for being a RPG and not a board game.

[/Smoo]

 

[GOB]

Cav got a big **** or something?

PMs are full.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

  EG refused to vote for any of them.

Didn't realize that was an option.  

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Cav got a big **** or something?

PMs are full.

allegedly