Why did Charlie Brown get rocks on Halloween? (2 Viewers)

[Otis]

Are there houses in any of your neighborhoods giving out rocks to randomly unlucky kids, while all the rest of the kids get candy?

 

[Franknbeans]

It's a metaphor for the baggage we all carry from our childhoods.

 

[Otis]

It's a metaphor for the baggage we all carry from our childhoods.

Perfect first responder here, and amazingly fast response.  Well done.

What happened to all your, um, good threads?

 

[Parrothead]

because he's Jewish..  duh

 

[Al O'Pecia]

It's cold seeing Charlie getting rocks.  But it's hot seeing Charlie getting his rocks off.

 

[wazoo11]

I was expecting a punchline. Boo.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Charlie Brown is the worst 

 

[KingPrawn]

Are there houses in any of your neighborhoods giving out rocks to randomly unlucky kids, while all the rest of the kids get candy?

Other than mine? No

 

[NotSmart]

Because the entire neighborhood knows that he's a blockhead.

I mean everyone remembers that sad little Christmas tree incident.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Because he's a loser, okay?  A loser.  He gets rocks at my house, because I only give out candy to kids that are winning.  And I am surrounded by kids that are winning.  So much winning.  And I only give out the best candy.  Believe me.

 

[Galileo]

Because he's a loser, okay?  A loser.  He gets rocks at my house, because I only give out candy to kids that are winning.  And I am surrounded by kids that are winning.  So much winning.  And I only give out the best candy.  Believe me.

Time to move the thread...

 

[JuniorGong]

Charlie Brown is the worst 

Why do you hate Jews?

 

[Politician Spock]

They're not rocks. They're jawbreakers. And he doesn't like jawbreakers, so he calls them rocks. 

 

[Tom Servo]

They're not rocks. They're jawbreakers. And he doesn't like jawbreakers, so he calls them rocks. 

 

[rockaction]

This thread rules so hard already. Hard. Like rocks. Rocks rule. 

 

[Dr. Octopus]

And why wouldn’t anyone give Dee Snider any rocks when he wanted one so badly?

 

[rockaction]

And why wouldn’t anyone give Dee Snider any rocks when he wanted one so badly?

 

[Charlie Steiner]

And why wouldn’t anyone give Dee Snider any rocks when he wanted one so badly?

Because he wore a Pledge Pin on his uniform; parents feared giving him rocks as a result because they knew he'd throw them at their house later.

That, and because he's a Jew.

 

[Tusken Raider]

And why wouldn’t anyone give Dee Snider any rocks when he wanted one so badly?

Dee Snyder wanted rocks so badly that he made a Christmas album that rocked. And it’s pretty friggin’ sweet. https://youtu.be/Wid6EJnAKrY?t=0m58s

Charlie Brown? He got rocks because he’s a blockhead. Duh.

 

[GregR]

This thread rules so hard already. Hard. Like rocks. Rocks rule. 

Except against paper.

 

[rockaction]

Except against paper.

Touche. Well-played. 

 

[Osaurus]

Charlie Brown does rock

 

[Osaurus]

Are there houses in any of your neighborhoods giving out rocks to randomly unlucky kids, while all the rest of the kids get candy?

Thinking about giving out these this year.  Thoughts?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

A FBG Halloween 

Josh‏ @iwearaonesie Sep 17

son: What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk

son: What’s mom gonna be?

me: Mad