Why don't we discuss Aaron Hernandez here? (1 Viewer)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I love how everybody is jumping to conclusions here. This guy hasn't been convicted of anything.

Presumed innocent. Should be out on bail, too.

Bail? Seriously?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I love how everybody is jumping to conclusions here. This guy hasn't been convicted of

anything.

Presumed innocent. Should be out on bail, too.

You would have thought the public learned their lesson after we found out that OJ didn't do it.

OJ's son was the real murderer

 

[The Duff Man]

Has anyone made jokes in here yet about the possibility of him having intimate encounters with other inmates?

No, feel free.

Just make it original. The TE/WR angle has already been covered numerous times.

His two a day drills take on a whole new meaning...

 

[Amused to Death]

I love how everybody is jumping to conclusions here. This guy hasn't been convicted of

anything.

Presumed innocent. Should be out on bail, too.

You would have thought the public learned their lesson after we found out that OJ didn't do it.

OJ's son was the real murderer

Agree. Shame he was never investigated. Way too quick to arrest OJ.

 

[The Duff Man]

AH is about to join Gronk and get a reputation for having soft hands.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Has anyone made jokes in here yet about the possibility of him having intimate encounters with other inmates?

No, feel free.

Just make it original. The TE/WR angle has already been covered numerous times.

His two a day drills take on a whole new meaning...

That one was actually pretty good.

 

[The Duff Man]

With his luck, they will line him up in the rare spread offense that includes a fullback.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love how everybody is jumping to conclusions here. This guy hasn't been convicted of anything.

Well, he is a minority.

I don't know what that has to do with him cutting Paula Deens grass.

 

[NCCommish]

I love how everybody is jumping to conclusions here. This guy hasn't been convicted of anything.

Well, he is a minority.

I don't know what that has to do with him cutting Paula Deens grass.

Is this a euphemism?

 

[Buckfast 1]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

 

[NCCommish]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

 

[CBusAlex]

Hercules of Rape

Dibs on this alias.

 

[TobiasFunke]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

I have him 7th in my dynasty anal rape rankings. Inexperienced, but has the tools to be a star. Grab now, stash for later.

 

[Godsbrother]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

but even if that is true you are still sharing an 8x8 cell and banging a dude for possibly the rest of your life instead of living in a mansion and nailing beautiful women.

 

[Doug B]

my understanding is that guys like Mike Tyson and Michael Vick, to name two, are treated like prison royalty by other inmates.

Hernandez is not as famous as them, though. Still, it's hard to imagine someone acting alone being able to forcibly rape Hernandez. What I could maybe see happening is that the occasional tough guy will try to send a message to other inmates by challenging Hernandez.What could be double-bad for Hernandez is if another inmate chooses to go after Hernandez, but - due to the physicality imbalance - escalates straight to some kind of smuggled-in weapon.

Still in all, being a pro athlete should afford him sufficient cred to ward off the worst of jailhouse behavior.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I was in a band called Hercules Of Rape

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

I saw them back in 83' when they opened up for the Butt Demons.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was in a band called Hercules Of Rape

I remember.

 

[Limp Ditka]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

I saw them back in 83' when they opened up for the Butt Demons.

There were about 12 people at that show. Can't believe you were one of them

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

I saw them back in 83' when they opened up for the Butt Demons.

There were about 12 people at that show. Can't believe you were one of them

I was there, but not really there if you know what I mean.

 

[Wrigley]

I was in a band called Hercules Of Rape

Heavy metal of rapey

 

[KCitons]

my understanding is that guys like Mike Tyson and Michael Vick, to name two, are treated like prison royalty by other inmates.

Hernandez is not as famous as them, though. Still, it's hard to imagine someone acting alone being able to forcibly rape Hernandez. What I could maybe see happening is that the occasional tough guy will try to send a message to other inmates by challenging Hernandez.What could be double-bad for Hernandez is if another inmate chooses to go after Hernandez, but - due to the physicality imbalance - escalates straight to some kind of smuggled-in weapon.

Still in all, being a pro athlete should afford him sufficient cred to ward off the worst of jailhouse behavior.

What if the other inmates are Raiders fans?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

 

[KCitons]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

which guy? hernandez, lloyd, or one eyed bradley?

 

[Rayderr]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

Probably.

 

[Keerock]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

I do. I don't feel bad that he's going to pay dearly for a terrible crime, but I feel bad that he was dumb/cocky enough to piss away a successful NFL career. Sad that people can be that stupid.

 

[johnnycakes]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

I don't feel the slightest bit of pity for this guy if everything coming out about him is true.

 

[NCCommish]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

If this had happened right after his dad died it would be one thing. It's been years and millions since then though.

 

[Ignoramus]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

cause he ruined his security system? moron deserves everything he gets

 

[IvanKaramazov]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Ty Law brutally raped Peyton Manning in this game, and he's no Hercules.

 

[-jb-]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for this guy?

Disgusted, that anyone could do what he (allegedly) did.

Disappointed, that he would squander away what he had.

 

[BobbyLayne]

my understanding is that guys like Mike Tyson and Michael Vick, to name two, are treated like prison royalty by other inmates.

Hernandez is not as famous as them, though. Still, it's hard to imagine someone acting alone being able to forcibly rape Hernandez. What I could maybe see happening is that the occasional tough guy will try to send a message to other inmates by challenging Hernandez.What could be double-bad for Hernandez is if another inmate chooses to go after Hernandez, but - due to the physicality imbalance - escalates straight to some kind of smuggled-in weapon.

Still in all, being a pro athlete should afford him sufficient cred to ward off the worst of jailhouse behavior.

That or he turns into a prison queen like O.J.

 

[johnnycakes]

Bo Fish has been captured in Florida.

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/north-attleborough-police-issue-wanted-poster-in-odin-lloyds-death/-/9848842/20751052/-/vb1jr7z/-/index.html?absolute=true

 

[T Bell]

Hercules of Rape

Dibs on this alias.

Dibs on Hercules of Rape Fan

 

[Henry Ford]

Hercules of Rape

Dibs on this alias.

Damn it, I was at lunch.

 

[glumpy]

Bo Fish has been captured in Florida.

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/north-attleborough-police-issue-wanted-poster-in-odin-lloyds-death/-/9848842/20751052/-/vb1jr7z/-/index.html?absolute=true

Wow--they've been all over this case.

 

[Henry Ford]

Bo Fish has been captured in Florida.

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/north-attleborough-police-issue-wanted-poster-in-odin-lloyds-death/-/9848842/20751052/-/vb1jr7z/-/index.html?absolute=true

"Prosecution, do you have any witnesses?"

"Bo Fish"

 

[T Bell]

Bo Fish has been captured in Florida.

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/north-attleborough-police-issue-wanted-poster-in-odin-lloyds-death/-/9848842/20751052/-/vb1jr7z/-/index.html?absolute=true

Wow--they've been all over this case.

Yep, it's the downside of going in with a celebrity on a murder.

 

[Raider Nation]

Bo Fish has been captured in Florida.

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/north-attleborough-police-issue-wanted-poster-in-odin-lloyds-death/-/9848842/20751052/-/vb1jr7z/-/index.html?absolute=true

"Prosecution, do you have any witnesses?""Bo Fish"

lol

and then someone makes another tight end joke.

 

[AAABatteries]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.

I don't get excited by the prospect, just when it happens.

 

[The Duff Man]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.

We are getting ahead of ourselves. I am not sure Belichick will be allowed conjugal visits.

 

[tri-man 47]

Bo Fish has been captured in Florida.

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/north-attleborough-police-issue-wanted-poster-in-odin-lloyds-death/-/9848842/20751052/-/vb1jr7z/-/index.html?absolute=true

"Prosecution, do you have any witnesses?""Bo Fish"

lol

and then someone makes another tight end joke.

or suggests AH would rather play a game of Pretty Pretty Princess.

 

[Tom Servo]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.

Considering it in reality doesn't happen all that often.

 

[Henry Ford]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.

Considering it in reality doesn't happen all that often.

Next you'll tell me college girls don't dress up in negligees and pillow fight during sleepovers.

 

[Wrigley]

video proof

 

[T Bell]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

Gang affiliations? Maybe that just means he's into gang rape.

 

[Christo]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.

Considering it in reality doesn't happen all that often.

Disappointed?

 

[Arizona Ron]

video proof

He shot a white guy too? He's really going to fry now.

 

[Tom Servo]

If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.

Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.

One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.

Considering it in reality doesn't happen all that often.

Disappointed?

Not really. OTOH, some here would probably be bummed.