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Why don't we discuss Aaron Hernandez here? (1 Viewer)

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Tom Servo said:
Ignoramus said:
NCCommish said:
Buckfast 1 said:
If we assume that All-Pro NFL players with gang affiliations who go to prison are getting raped by other inmates, who exactly is pulling off these rapings? You would have to be the Hercules of Rape to successfully rape an All-Pro NFL player.

I'm willing to bet that Hernandez will spend a lot more time on top than on bottom in the penitentiary.
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Well the reality is with his gang affiliations, fame and physicality he probably won't run into any of that. But some people have fantasies so let them run with it.
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One thing I'll never understand is how excited some dudes around here get over the prospect of two men in prison having sex.
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Considering it in reality doesn't happen all that often.
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Depending on the study anywhere between 5% and 20% of inmates are victims of sexually based assault.

 
T Bell said:
johnnycakes said:
Dickie Dunn said:
Pats pro shop to offer free exchange on Hernandez jerseys.

I can't imagine they want to see anyone wearing one at Gillette this season, or in the future.
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They'll come out with a dress code with only 1 thing listed: nothing that says Hernandez. Even if YOUR name is Hernandez. In fact, if your name really is Hernandez, just watch it on TV.
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Lots of sympathy sent their way from all the Ron Mexico's out there.
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That Mexico dude sounds like the very type of person they're trying to keep away. The ones who would think it's "cool" to wear his jersey.

 
For you guys that won't go in the SP thread, this link originally posted by PatsWillWin is pretty interesting. It's a gang-member/ex-con calling into a radio station and talking about Hernandez and what prison will be like for him.

 
drummer said:
T Bell said:
PlasmaDogPlasma said:
For you guys that won't go in the SP thread, this link originally posted by PatsWillWin is pretty interesting. It's a gang-member/ex-con calling into a radio station and talking about Hernandez and what prison will be like for him.
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"His gang name is 'Chino' - like the pants?" :lmao:
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Great caller, but the hosts are pure dweebs.
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I agree. I'm not laughing because it's a great crack, I'm laughing because I think that's the first thing that came to this guy's mind about the meaning of this word (as opposed to "Chinese" in Spanish). They're just two typical try-to-hard-to-be-entertaining radio guys.

 
T Bell said:
drummer said:
T Bell said:
PlasmaDogPlasma said:
For you guys that won't go in the SP thread, this link originally posted by PatsWillWin is pretty interesting. It's a gang-member/ex-con calling into a radio station and talking about Hernandez and what prison will be like for him.
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"His gang name is 'Chino' - like the pants?" :lmao:
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Great caller, but the hosts are pure dweebs.
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I agree. I'm not laughing because it's a great crack, I'm laughing because I think that's the first thing that came to this guy's mind about the meaning of this word (as opposed to "Chinese" in Spanish). They're just two typical try-to-hard-to-be-entertaining radio guys.
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I heard that and was like "What the hell?" :lol: . You couldn't get whiter hosts.

 
I wonder if the Bloods and Latin Kings are smuggling in fresh bread and cooking in their cells like Henry Hill and Paulie Cicero?

Sounds like they run things in the state pen.

 
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KCitons said:
I wonder if the Bloods and Latin Kings are smuggling in fresh bread and cooking in their cells like Henry Hill and Paulie Cicero?

Sounds like they run things in the state pen.
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Today's sign of the demise of the mafia was when the caller stated he was in the Latin Kings, so the hosts asked if he was Chicano. No, he replied, the Latin Kings will take you if you're Italian. Wonder if it's some sort of foreign gang exchange like I did in high school designed to expose bangers to different cultures?

And did anyone else catch when the host legitimately thought the name of the anti-gang officer was Jack Bauer?

 
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Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
Christo said:
Lutherman2112 said:
If he did it, he should admit it.

Save all that lawyer money for his fiance and daughter.

I hope he grows a real pair of nads.
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Anything that's left after his attorneys get their cut is going to his victims' families. His daughter and fiance are screwed.
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Fiancee, yes... but you really think the daughter is screwed? Legitimate question... I'm no lawyer and my limited experience in family court doesn't cover this contingency.
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Yes, I do. The daughter is only entitled to the money he is able to provide her. They can't shelter her from his victims' claims.
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that's what Trusts are for.

 
Short Corner said:
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
Christo said:
Lutherman2112 said:
If he did it, he should admit it.

Save all that lawyer money for his fiance and daughter.

I hope he grows a real pair of nads.
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Anything that's left after his attorneys get their cut is going to his victims' families. His daughter and fiance are screwed.
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Fiancee, yes... but you really think the daughter is screwed? Legitimate question... I'm no lawyer and my limited experience in family court doesn't cover this contingency.
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Yes, I do. The daughter is only entitled to the money he is able to provide her. They can't shelter her from his victims' claims.
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that's what Trusts are for.
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I think you guys are forgetting that our boy Aaron is a colossal moron. Seriously. Did you see how he got caught? You think he's turning accounting possibilities around in his head? :lmao:

 
Gawain said:
KCitons said:
I wonder if the Bloods and Latin Kings are smuggling in fresh bread and cooking in their cells like Henry Hill and Paulie Cicero?

Sounds like they run things in the state pen.
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Today's sign of the demise of the mafia was when the caller stated he was in the Latin Kings, so the hosts asked if he was Chicano. No, he replied, the Latin Kings will take you if you're Italian. Wonder if it's some sort of foreign gang exchange like I did in high school designed to expose bangers to different cultures?

And did anyone else catch when the host legitimately thought the name of the anti-gang officer was Jack Bauer?
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:lol: I was listening casually and thought I'd heard that, but they were all talking over each other so I wasn't sure.

 
T Bell said:
Gawain said:
KCitons said:
I wonder if the Bloods and Latin Kings are smuggling in fresh bread and cooking in their cells like Henry Hill and Paulie Cicero?

Sounds like they run things in the state pen.
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Today's sign of the demise of the mafia was when the caller stated he was in the Latin Kings, so the hosts asked if he was Chicano. No, he replied, the Latin Kings will take you if you're Italian. Wonder if it's some sort of foreign gang exchange like I did in high school designed to expose bangers to different cultures?

And did anyone else catch when the host legitimately thought the name of the anti-gang officer was Jack Bauer?
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:lol: I was listening casually and thought I'd heard that, but they were all talking over each other so I wasn't sure.
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WEEI isn't a bad sports radio station, but they don't know much about anything else whatsoever. None of them are the sharpest tools in the shed.

 
Short Corner said:
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
Christo said:
Lutherman2112 said:
If he did it, he should admit it.

Save all that lawyer money for his fiance and daughter.

I hope he grows a real pair of nads.
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Anything that's left after his attorneys get their cut is going to his victims' families. His daughter and fiance are screwed.
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Fiancee, yes... but you really think the daughter is screwed? Legitimate question... I'm no lawyer and my limited experience in family court doesn't cover this contingency.
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Yes, I do. The daughter is only entitled to the money he is able to provide her. They can't shelter her from his victims' claims.
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that's what Trusts are for.
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If it already exists. I find it hard to believe this moron had a trust already funded. If they try to do it now, it's a fraudulent transfer.

 
Christo said:
Short Corner said:
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
Christo said:
Lutherman2112 said:
If he did it, he should admit it.

Save all that lawyer money for his fiance and daughter.

I hope he grows a real pair of nads.
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Anything that's left after his attorneys get their cut is going to his victims' families. His daughter and fiance are screwed.
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Fiancee, yes... but you really think the daughter is screwed? Legitimate question... I'm no lawyer and my limited experience in family court doesn't cover this contingency.
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Yes, I do. The daughter is only entitled to the money he is able to provide her. They can't shelter her from his victims' claims.
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that's what Trusts are for.
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If it already exists. I find it hard to believe this moron had a trust already funded. If they try to do it now, it's a fraudulent transfer.
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I find it hard to believe that anyone representing a high profile athlete doesn't have them sheltering their assets. Hernandez may not be the brightest, but he has to have a personal finanvce guy with half a brain.

 
johnnycakes said:
T Bell said:
Gawain said:
KCitons said:
I wonder if the Bloods and Latin Kings are smuggling in fresh bread and cooking in their cells like Henry Hill and Paulie Cicero?

Sounds like they run things in the state pen.
Click to expand...
Today's sign of the demise of the mafia was when the caller stated he was in the Latin Kings, so the hosts asked if he was Chicano. No, he replied, the Latin Kings will take you if you're Italian. Wonder if it's some sort of foreign gang exchange like I did in high school designed to expose bangers to different cultures?

And did anyone else catch when the host legitimately thought the name of the anti-gang officer was Jack Bauer?
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:lol: I was listening casually and thought I'd heard that, but they were all talking over each other so I wasn't sure.
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WEEI isn't a bad sports radio station, but they don't know much about anything else whatsoever. None of them are the sharpest tools in the shed.
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I love Dennis and Callahan. :shrug:

They aren't exactly "hip" but I look forward to their take on things. I never sleep very well, so when I wake up at 6am to take a piss I put the show on to see what's up. Incidentally, I heard "Rabbit's" call, and there was an interesting caller two before his from this dude who sounded like Marsellus Wallace. He just got out of the joint and he was telling the fellas what Hernandez can expect inside.

 
SeaDogStat said:
sporthenry said:
flysack said:
http://tracking.si.com/2013/06/28/patriots-proshop-offer-free-exchange-aaron-hernandez-jersey/?sct=hp_t2_a3&eref=sihp

Pats offering free exchange for anyone who has a #81 jersey. Turn it in and get a free one of a non murdering player.
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:lol: Smart for them. Can't be good press having a murderer on the back of a jersey. But is it bad I kinda want one now.
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Now it will be a collector's item!
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Yep, search Ebay for Hernandez jerseys. Some pretty crazy prices and furious bidding. People are just sick.
 
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