Wife's Hot Female Relatives Dilemma (1 Viewer)

[Al O'Pecia]

I'm friends with most of my wife's extended family on Facebook. My wife has several hot female cousins and a hot sister. As attractive women are wont to do, they often post pictures of them looking hot. These pictures rack up loads of Likes and positive comments.

I always abstain from Liking or commenting on the photos because I don't want my wife to think I secretly want to bone her hot female relatives. But I worry that the ladies will notice that I never Like or say something positive about their selfies and think I'm a Richard as a result.

I know -- Get off Facebook, loser!

But if I wanted to stay on Facebook to share kid pictures and joke around with old friends, how do I navigate these treacherous waters? Please advise.

 

[The Duff Man]

If you dont "like" them, they wont think you are a Richard, they will start flirting with you to get attention.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I think you secretly bone the hot female relatives in order to reassure them that you are not a Richard for not liking them publicly.

This should also cause less problems with the wife because there is no uncomfortable public 'liking' of photos which might lead her to think that you secretly want to bone her hot female relatives.

 

[Keith R]

Look, don't "like".

Trust me - they don't want your likes anyway. It would creep them out.

 

[Swing 51]

My wife has several hot female cousins and a hot sister.

Is she single? Does your FIL have a lot of ?

 

[Angry Beavers]

This thread is useless without pics

 

[Koya]

Seriously.

 

[(HULK)]

I've never liked a single thing on Facebook.

Also:

 

[Cjw_55106]

Check your ego. They have no idea if you are "liking" their photos. If you do "like" them, they will notice. They dont care or notice when people dont click the like button.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Sleep with their wives.

 

[mr roboto]

Look, don't "like".

Trust me - they don't want your likes anyway. It would creep them out.

This.

 

[fantasycurse42]

This is the 3rd "dilemma" this week that isn't a dilemma.

 

[Super King]

Look, don't "like".

Trust me - they don't want your likes anyway. It would creep them out.

Eeehhh... I've gotten scolded by a few females for not " liking" their photos on FB. So, now I just mindlessly give likes for most things. Except for ugly babies. No ugly babies.

 

[tom22406]

Just print them out and masturbate to them when you get the chance

 

[Jayrok]

I know -- Get off Facebook, loser!

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Does your FIL have a lot of ?

Yes.

 

[chauncey]

Just print them out and masturbate to them when you get the chance

That is what screenshots are for.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Just print them out and masturbate to them when you get the chance

Whoa, that's weird! Why would I print them out when I can get better resolution on my screen?

 

[Al O'Pecia]

This thread is useless without pics

Would love too, but if I did and got caught than this whole thread would be way more awkward than just liking the damn photos in the first place.

 

[chauncey]

If you dont "like" them, they wont think you are a Richard, they will start flirting with you to get attention.

Liking a girl's Facebook posts is a ticket straight to the friend zone.

 

[tommyboy]

i'm rubbing one out just thinking about this

 

[[icon]]

Just print them out and masturbate to them when you get the chance

Whoa, that's weird! Why would I print them out when I can get better resolution on my screen?

Somethings are better analog.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Sleep with their wives.

I said these ladies were hot. Hot ladies don't have wives.Alright, one is a hot lesbian, but I don't believe it's real.

 

[playin4beer]

Nice start....

Waiting for the "One of them PM'd me and was flirting!" update...

And of course followed by the "She wants to have sex with me" update...

 

[Chadstroma]

Do you over think everything in life or just the important stuff like this?

 

[Guest]

Just print them out and masturbate to them when you get the chance

That is what screenshots are for.

Old school yo. I'm pretty sure you can right-click and save the pictures.

"Likes" on FB should be limited. Just like the "likes" on FBG.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Do you over think everything in life or just the important stuff like this?

Well I have to over think this because I'm trying to step into females' thought processes. Females all about over thinking.

 

[James Daulton]

Just send them dic# pics. If they like the #### pics you can like their photos. Fair and square and all.

(weird, only one of them got filtered)

 

[jon_mx]

Whoa, that's weird! Why would I print them out when I can get better resolution on my screen?

It should be the same resolution.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Whoa, that's weird! Why would I print them out when I can get better resolution on my screen?

It should be the same resolution.

You get the gist. Who maturbates to paper printout when you can just have the picture on the screen. Your masturbating practices, like your politics, are stck in the past, jon.

 

[jon_mx]

Whoa, that's weird! Why would I print them out when I can get better resolution on my screen?

It should be the same resolution.

You get the gist. Who maturbates to paper printout when you can just have the picture on the screen. Your masturbating practices, like your politics, are stck in the past, jon.

You are clueless as to what my politics even are.

 

[avoiding injuries]

You setup an Instagram account and like them there. Likely many more pics too.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Whoa, that's weird! Why would I print them out when I can get better resolution on my screen?

It should be the same resolution.

You get the gist. Who maturbates to paper printout when you can just have the picture on the screen. Your masturbating practices, like your politics, are stck in the past, jon.

You are clueless as to what my politics even are.

But apparently has your masturbation habits down cold.

 

[northern exposure]

This is the 3rd "dilemma" this week that isn't a dilemma.

It has become a real dilemma for the FFA and Friday is right around the corner!

 

[nittanylion]

Whoa, that's weird! Why would I print them out when I can get better resolution on my screen?

It should be the same resolution.

You get the gist. Who maturbates to paper printout when you can just have the picture on the screen. Your masturbating practices, like your politics, are stck in the past, jon.

Now hold on a minute. I'm pretty sure 1 piece of printer paper is less expensive than a handful of tissues...

...and as a bonus, unlike your computer screen, you can have the added enjoyment of splattering the object of your affection, folding it up, trashing it, and be on your way.

Save money, save cleanup, save time. Win. Win. Win.

 

[RBM]

Sounds like a real problem you've got.

 

[deep vacuum]

i'm rubbing one out just thinking about this

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I'm friends with most of my wife's extended family on Facebook. My wife has several hot female cousins and a hot sister. As attractive women are wont to do, they often post pictures of them looking hot. These pictures rack up loads of Likes and positive comments.

I always abstain from Liking or commenting on the photos because I don't want my wife to think I secretly want to bone her hot female relatives. But I worry that the ladies will notice that I never Like or say something positive about their selfies and think I'm a Richard as a result.

I know -- Get off Facebook, loser!

But if I wanted to stay on Facebook to share kid pictures and joke around with old friends, how do I navigate these treacherous waters? Please advise.

Hm, this is a tough one, Al. I suggest you ask the sister out for a drink one later afternoon and get her input. Women usually know how to handle these things. Tell her how much you want to Like her and see if she gives you any positive feedback.

 

[mozzy84]

I am a big fan of using my wifes relatives pics.

How often do you use them? two/three times a week or more of an everyday thing?

 

[GOB]

Send them my way and proxy me. I will "like" them for you.

And by like them I mean physically abuse myself while looking at them.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

(But in all seriousness, no, don't "Like" the pics. It's a trap.)

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I am a big fan of using my wifes relatives pics.

How often do you use them? two/three times a week or more of an everyday thing?

I've never "used" them. I unfortunately was born with the extra helpings of guilt that some guys didn't get. I couldn't even wack it to her relatives never mind actually do something with them.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Send them my way and proxy me. I will "like" them for you.

And by like them I mean physically abuse myself while looking at them.

Keep an eye out for a future PM.

 

[Franknbeans]

forget the like. Post a picture of your engorged member. They'll get the hint.

 

[fred_1_15301]

LOOK AT ME I HAVE HOT RELATIVES!!!

 

[matuski]

link?

 

[Angry Beavers]

This thread is useless without pics

Would love too, but if I did and got caught than this whole thread would be way more awkward than just liking the damn photos in the first place.

I am not sure how much help we as the collective FFA can give without knowing exactly what we are dealing with. It's probably worth the risk.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

This thread is useless without pics

Would love too, but if I did and got caught than this whole thread would be way more awkward than just liking the damn photos in the first place.

I am not sure how much help we as the collective FFA can give without knowing exactly what we are dealing with. It's probably worth the risk.

Alright, fair point. One of these chicks is involved...

http://www.pageantrymagazine.com/magazine/features/2001/b01/images/5Finalists.jpg

 

[mquinnjr]

This thread is useless without pics

Would love too, but if I did and got caught than this whole thread would be way more awkward than just liking the damn photos in the first place.

I am not sure how much help we as the collective FFA can give without knowing exactly what we are dealing with. It's probably worth the risk.

Alright, fair point.One of these chicks is involved...

http://www.pageantrymagazine.com/magazine/features/2001/b01/images/5Finalists.jpg

The only way I'm not spitting out the hook is a number reveal on this photo.

 

[yellowdog]

This thread is useless without pics

Would love too, but if I did and got caught than this whole thread would be way more awkward than just liking the damn photos in the first place.

I am not sure how much help we as the collective FFA can give without knowing exactly what we are dealing with. It's probably worth the risk.

Alright, fair point.One of these chicks is involved...

http://www.pageantrymagazine.com/magazine/features/2001/b01/images/5Finalists.jpg

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