Full disclosure: I was never cool enough to play D&D. My friends only let me play on "bring a ###### to the Dungeon day". True story. Instead I spent hours upon hours creating offensive football plays, and creating fake boxscores for football, baseball and basketball games.
Bogart's Mom: "Time for dinner!!"
Bogart: "OK, just a min. I gotta make sure my minutes played is correct. I don't to play Rolando Blackman too much and I need to make sure Uwe Blab gets some time."
I DID THIS ON PAPER, FOR FUN, FOR IMAGINARY GAMES.
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