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WIS V All-Time Baseball Draft: HARRRRRRRIFIC (1 Viewer)

Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
Nice work. :thumbup:
Not nice at all. I tried to slow down to give him some extra time but he wasn't fast enough.Looks like another bullet point for my resume to Hell.
Makes me feel bad too. You're not alone.
Why don't you just #### the squirrels you love them so much?
Don't think that I haven't tried.
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
Nice work. :thumbup:
Not nice at all. I tried to slow down to give him some extra time but he wasn't fast enough.Looks like another bullet point for my resume to Hell.
Makes me feel bad too. You're not alone.
Why don't you just #### the squirrels you love them so much?
You're a strange dude. Besides, I thought you quit - several times already.
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.
:lmao: I have a wood stove at my cabin. :money:

 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.
:lmao: I have a wood stove at my cabin. :money:
Why are you stealing Scupper's cabin shtick?
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.
:goodposting: We had a absolute ####load of squirrels in my backyard growing up. I must have killed a dozen of the things in my car growing up. They can get anywhere though. There is no bird-feeder in America that can keep them out.
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.
:goodposting: We had a absolute ####load of squirrels in my backyard growing up. I must have killed a dozen of the things in my car growing up. They can get anywhere though. There is no bird-feeder in America that can keep them out.
Why were you driving in your backyard?
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.
:lmao: I have a wood stove at my cabin. :money:
Why are you stealing Scupper's cabin shtick?
Who is Scupper?
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.
:goodposting: We had a absolute ####load of squirrels in my backyard growing up. I must have killed a dozen of the things in my car growing up. They can get anywhere though. There is no bird-feeder in America that can keep them out.
Why were you driving in your backyard?
That's where the road is... :unsure: I swear in the srping when they are mating they lose all sense of reason and will run out in front of your car at anytime. Poor guys just want to bust a nut, but a lot of them go splat.
 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
It shouldn't have been standing there.
To be fair, he was running not standing. He just didnt' give me enough reaction time when he darted out into the road. Didn't have time to hit the breaks so I just let off the gas.I like to think that he's in a better place now. Like a pot on TRE or Funkley's wood stove.
:goodposting: We had a absolute ####load of squirrels in my backyard growing up. I must have killed a dozen of the things in my car growing up. They can get anywhere though. There is no bird-feeder in America that can keep them out.
Why were you driving in your backyard?
That's where the road is... :unsure: I swear in the srping when they are mating they lose all sense of reason and will run out in front of your car at anytime. Poor guys just want to bust a nut, but a lot of them go splat.
Are we still talking about squirrels?
 
Sandy Koufax, SP, 1966

thanks anyway Sammy...

see you guys after lunch

 
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Full disclosure: I was never cool enough to play D&D. My friends only let me play on "bring a ###### to the Dungeon day". True story. Instead I spent hours upon hours creating offensive football plays, and creating fake boxscores for football, baseball and basketball games.

Bogart's Mom: "Time for dinner!!"

Bogart: "OK, just a min. I gotta make sure my minutes played is correct. I don't to play Rolando Blackman too much and I need to make sure Uwe Blab gets some time."

I DID THIS ON PAPER, FOR FUN, FOR IMAGINARY GAMES.

:headshot:
Holy ####.
The sad thing is that I think I could have kicked ### at D&D, dominated in fact. But my parents thought it was from the devil, so I couldn't have any of it in the house. So screw me.Did I mention I had a nice templete setup for my boxscores so that I didn't have to trace new lines everytime. :mellow:

I would have rather spent my time being a kick ### cleric-thief.
Dude a Cleric can't be a thief. . . . :rolleyes:
 
Full disclosure: I was never cool enough to play D&D. My friends only let me play on "bring a ###### to the Dungeon day". True story. Instead I spent hours upon hours creating offensive football plays, and creating fake boxscores for football, baseball and basketball games.

Bogart's Mom: "Time for dinner!!"

Bogart: "OK, just a min. I gotta make sure my minutes played is correct. I don't to play Rolando Blackman too much and I need to make sure Uwe Blab gets some time."

I DID THIS ON PAPER, FOR FUN, FOR IMAGINARY GAMES.

:headshot:
Holy ####.
The sad thing is that I think I could have kicked ### at D&D, dominated in fact. But my parents thought it was from the devil, so I couldn't have any of it in the house. So screw me.Did I mention I had a nice templete setup for my boxscores so that I didn't have to trace new lines everytime. :mellow:

I would have rather spent my time being a kick ### cleric-thief.
Dude a Cleric can't be a thief. . . . :rolleyes:
I knew I could :fishing: at least one D&D player on that comment. Didn't expect it to be you.
 
Anyone have an updated list from Koya's Edgar Martinez pick for the front page? TIA.
BUMP.Also, you guys are really starting to worry me in here. I'm treading lightly around here for a while.

 
Killed a squirrel today on the way to work. Feel sort of bad about it.
Nice work. :thumbup:
Not nice at all. I tried to slow down to give him some extra time but he wasn't fast enough.Looks like another bullet point for my resume to Hell.
Makes me feel bad too. You're not alone.
Why don't you just #### the squirrels you love them so much?
You're a strange dude. Besides, I thought you quit - several times already.
Are you saying you want me to quit, because if you want me to quit I'll ####in' quit. Is that what you're saying?
 
Full disclosure: I was never cool enough to play D&D. My friends only let me play on "bring a ###### to the Dungeon day". True story. Instead I spent hours upon hours creating offensive football plays, and creating fake boxscores for football, baseball and basketball games.

Bogart's Mom: "Time for dinner!!"

Bogart: "OK, just a min. I gotta make sure my minutes played is correct. I don't to play Rolando Blackman too much and I need to make sure Uwe Blab gets some time."

I DID THIS ON PAPER, FOR FUN, FOR IMAGINARY GAMES.

:headshot:
Holy ####.
The sad thing is that I think I could have kicked ### at D&D, dominated in fact. But my parents thought it was from the devil, so I couldn't have any of it in the house. So screw me.Did I mention I had a nice templete setup for my boxscores so that I didn't have to trace new lines everytime. :mellow:

I would have rather spent my time being a kick ### cleric-thief.
Dude a Cleric can't be a thief at least that's what I've heard. . . . :rolleyes:
I knew I could :fishing: at least one D&D player on that comment. Didn't expect it to be you.
:mellow: Fixed
 
6.05 Koya Edgar Martinez 3B 1995

6.06 Spartans Javy Lopez C 2003

6.07 UlyssesNorris Frank Robinson OF 1966

6.08 Sammy Buck Ewing C 1890

6.09 DougB Ted Williams OF 1948

6.10 GSTH (ThisGuy) Sandy Koufax SP 1966

6.11 MrPickles Bill Joyce 3B 1894

 
6.05 Koya Edgar Martinez 3B 1995

6.06 Spartans Javy Lopez C 2003

6.07 UlyssesNorris Frank Robinson OF 1966

6.08 Sammy Buck Ewing C 1890

6.09 DougB Ted Williams OF 1948

6.10 GSTH (ThisGuy) Sandy Koufax SP 1966

6.11 MrPickles Bill Joyce 3B 1894
Good man. :thumbup:
 

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