Woman caught having fun with Jimmy Dean Sausage in Wal-Mart bathroom (1 Viewer)

[snellman]

I would post the link, but don't want to get in trouble. Google is your friend. (or not)

The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” -

 

[Michael Brown]

Love child of David Ortiz and Precious?

 

[tdoss]

Love child of David Ortiz and Precious?

I gotta think the Predator was somehow in the mix...damn.

 

[skol asylum]

http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/

So that's what they mean by making (out with) the sausage.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Jimmy Dean CEO to CFO: This is not going to be good for sales.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Probably just really excited about all day breakfast at McDonald's.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Precooked or raw? That makes a big difference in how I view this situation.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Love child of David Ortiz and Precious?

I'm going with Oprah and Buckwheat.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Precooked or raw? That makes a big difference in how I view this situation.

Frozen

 

[jamny]

Precooked or raw? That makes a big difference in how I view this situation.

Frozen

I guess she couldn't "Let it Go"

 

[johnnycakes]

Walmart management said in no way do they tolerate this type of behavior.

 

[shadyridr]

I haven't heard of bratwurst things than that.

 

[Bucks]

Another whole meaning to "no merchandise allowed beyond this point"

 

[shadyridr]

The guard said he never sausage a thing

 

[Zegras11]

cucumber down

 

[otello]

I say baloney.

 

[fantasycurse42]

http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/

So that's what they mean by making (out with) the sausage.

:X

Was a better story when I imagined a Swedish bikini model

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This story is the wurst.

 

[grateful zed]

they found the link in the trash can

 

[otello]

My nose is big....

 

[McGarnicle]

Sausage & roast beef with a side of clam.

 

[The General]

That poor sausage.

 

[Politician Spock]

A James Dean fan has got to do what she's got to do.

 

[squidrope]

Awesome

 

[grateful zed]

donald trump weighs in

 

[Koya]

"Woman caught having fun with Jimmy Dean Sausage in Wal-Mart bathroom"

.You need to say thin the cadence of a Beastie Boys song.

 

[Gawain]

Gross story and all, but how in the heck is she charged with indecent exposure for what she did in a bathroom?

 

[Henry Ford]

He said that when he entered She didnt even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.

 

[eoMMan]

Precious?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gross story and all, but how in the heck is she charged with indecent exposure for what she did in a bathroom?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

donald trump weighs in

Good god.

 

[skol asylum]

He said that when he entered She didnt even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1Jv-WqPrMOY/T3tTEVi9oQI/AAAAAAAAAJg/OJaSZLo_tAQ/s1600/Vinegar+Stroke.gif

 

[Dickies]

Gross story and all, but how in the heck is she charged with indecent exposure for what she did in a bathroom?

They did have to look at her before she took refuge in the bathroom.

 

[Ookie Pringle]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

 

[Politician Spock]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

 

[chauncey]

Are Jimmy Dean's those girthy sausages? What a slut.

 

[Gawain]

Rock On!

Still looking for that Sweat Pant, Tub of Goo
Biggest girl ever did moo
See her shake on the toilet seat, Jimmy Dean
(James Dean)
And where do we go to bang
Sausages on the can
Still looking for that Sweat Pant, Tub of Goo
Biggest girl ever did moo
See her shake on the toilet seat, Jimmy Dean
(James Dean)

 

[Ookie Pringle]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

 

[Limp Ditka]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

They never do

 

[Hoh]

He said that when he entered She didnt even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.

You're using pronouns?

 

[Politician Spock]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

You eat them frozen?

 

[Ookie Pringle]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

You eat them frozen?

Huh? What part of cooked with don't you understand? Here is a clue.....when you cook frozen food it's isn't frozen anymore.

 

[Politician Spock]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

You eat them frozen?

Huh? What part of cooked with don't you understand? Here is a clue.....when you cook frozen food it's isn't frozen anymore.

From what I read the women was doing some hot cooking with the sausage.

 

[yak651]

"Woman caught having fun with Jimmy Dean Sausage in Wal-Mart bathroom"

.You need to say thin the cadence of a Beastie Boys song.

I was thinking more Digital Underground....

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

She took it meatballs deep

 

[Ookie Pringle]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

You eat them frozen?

Huh? What part of cooked with don't you understand? Here is a clue.....when you cook frozen food it's isn't frozen anymore.

From what I read the women was doing some hot cooking with the sausage.

What does that have to do with you thinking I ate frozen sausage? Are you drunk?

 

[tommyboy]

New Studded Package!

 

[Politician Spock]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

You eat them frozen?

Huh? What part of cooked with don't you understand? Here is a clue.....when you cook frozen food it's isn't frozen anymore.

From what I read the women was doing some hot cooking with the sausage.

What does that have to do with you thinking I ate frozen sausage? Are you drunk?

I asked you have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage, and responded by describing what they're like frozen. What was I supposed to think?

 

[Ookie Pringle]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

You eat them frozen?

Huh? What part of cooked with don't you understand? Here is a clue.....when you cook frozen food it's isn't frozen anymore.

From what I read the women was doing some hot cooking with the sausage.

What does that have to do with you thinking I ate frozen sausage? Are you drunk?

I asked you have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage, and responded by describing what they're like frozen. What was I supposed to think?

Wrong! WTF are you talking about?

 

[EYLive]

She looks like a boss from the new Mortal Kombat game.