Woman caught having fun with Jimmy Dean Sausage in Wal-Mart bathroom (1 Viewer)

[Aerial Assault]

cucumber down

Produce isn't good at Walmart. She didn't want anything limp and squishy.

Have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage?

Yes, I have seen and cooked with the frozen Jimmy Dean sausage rolls. When frozen they are quite hard and wide.

You eat them frozen?

Huh? What part of cooked with don't you understand? Here is a clue.....when you cook frozen food it's isn't frozen anymore.

From what I read the women was doing some hot cooking with the sausage.

What does that have to do with you thinking I ate frozen sausage? Are you drunk?

I asked you have you ever eaten a Jimmy Dean sausage, and responded by describing what they're like frozen. What was I supposed to think?

I still haven't clicked the link and at this point, probably don't need to

 

[tri-man 47]

Guys learned in American Pie why "nobody doesn't like Sara Lee," so a sweet young lady's encounter with Jimmy Dean is only fair.

 

[James Bond]

Do Jimmy Dean sausages use lambskin casings?

 

[grateful zed]

OOKIE PRINGLE EATS FROZEN SAUSAGE!!!!

 

[Ookie Pringle]

OOKIE PRINGLE EATS FROZEN SAUSAGE!!!!

Nope...nice try and I never said that. Read the thread. I cook frozen sausage in a skillet. It's not hard to understand.

 

[tommyboy]

I wonder if she gave it some foreplay

 

[grateful zed]

mustard or mayo?

 

[Ookie Pringle]

mustard or mayo?

None....cooked Jimmy Dean sausage is delicious in omlettes and breakfast skillets.

 

[pollardsvision]

Do Jimmy Dean sausages use lambskin casings?

Pretty sure that hog comes wrapped in latex.

 

[Henry Ford]

He said that when he entered She didnt even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.

You're using pronouns?

It's a quote from the article.

 

[Hoh]

He said that when he entered She didnt even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.

You're using pronouns?

It's a quote from the article.

You lawyers..an answer for everything. ;-)

 

[The General]

You know she was putting that thing back in the fridge if she hadn't gotten caught.

 

[snellman]

You know she was putting that thing back in the fridge if she hadn't gotten caught.

 

[Buttonhook]

Security guard should have placed an order for medium-rare.

 

[In The Zone]

Wait a minute. There's no way the story is correct. She only had one sausage? From the looks of her picture it looks like she could hold a whole case.

 

[SWC]

cripes brohans i typed about eleventy things and deleted them i mean a brohan like me walks a pretty thin line betweeen being stupid and getting banned forever and basically nothing i typed was good so basically just think in your head man that swc he sure hit it on the head but hey man i am not taking that low road just assume it woul dhave been good take that to the bank brohans

 

[Binky The Doormat]

After looking at the picture, I'm pretty sure that's Tiki Ukamake, right tackle for Seattle.

 

[whiskey7]

"Shocked, and also frightened for his safety due to the fact that Johnson is a big girl, the 140 pound security guard said he ran out until police arrived. When they did, female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still putting in work with the sausage. All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the womans hands."

 

[bud29]

JFC

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

"Victimized Sausage" - another excellent band name

 

[Das Boot]

So no buns to be found?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Damn. Fake?

 

[AAABatteries]

Damn. Fake?

It's real to me!

 

[fatness]

Wait a minute. There's no way the story is correct. She only had one sausage? From the looks of her picture it looks like she could hold a whole case.

Well, it's a fake news site, so the odds that a real story appeared there are low.

Check out some of the other stories: http://now8news.com/

"Arkansas Man Arrested For “Pimping Beavers” On Craigslist Out Of Dirty Motel'

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

You guys ruin everything

 

[Thunderlips]

How much would it take for you to cook that bad boy up and eat it?

 

[Brony]

Fake or not, I'm never gonna date anyone named Shaniqua Johnson. Or Jimmy Dean for that matter.

 

[Tom Servo]

All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands.

 

[mr roboto]

Damnit I believed.

 

[Henry Ford]

Damnit I believed.

It's still real to me, dammit.