Woman pleads with bear, bear is all F you nom nom (1 Viewer)

[Clifford]

Seems like this board needs this today. Sorry if Honda

https://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0

 

[NCCommish]

She started it. I love that she thinks pleading at high volume will work.

 

[El Floppo]

The bear is destroying your kayak because you voice scares the salmon.

 

[irish eyes]

Too bad "bear bear" didn't break her in half. Why! Why Bear are you breaking me in half.

 

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The bear is destroying your kayak because you voice scares the salmon.

 

[The Future Champs]

I was hoping for a "happy" ending.

 

[NCCommish]

After hearing her screech for a few seconds I was ready to destroy her kayak.

 

[[icon]]

Such a funny video.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

"BEAR, it's the end of September. Why are you heeeeeere?"

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

After hearing her screech for a few seconds I was ready to destroy her kayak.

after a couple more seconds I was ready to do physical violence

 

[Clifford]

She started it. I love that she thinks pleading at high volume will work.

Srsly. Thanks Bear! Have some pepper-spray.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

 

[Parrothead]

maybe the bear thought it was high voice Peyton Manning

 

[Mad Cow]

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

 

[Joe Summer]

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

Because he thought there was food inside?

 

[tommyboy]

I finished

 

[Clifford]

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

Some high-voiced hippie pepper sprays me you better believe I am trashing her kayak and then moving onto her Subaru Outback.

 

[tri-man 47]

Why was the bear breaking her kayak?

Something smelled fishy ...notice how it started by tearing at the seat.

 

[Franknbeans]

He should have taken a dump in it. I like this one better...

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Fg9_ZnojxmU

 

[matttyl]

It's ok, there was revenge.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

 

[dickey moe]

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

 

[Dickies]

The most patient bear in the world.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Bear! Bear! BEAR! Stop that, Bear!"

"My name's Dennis"

 

[Parrothead]

"L'ours!!" "L'ours!!"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We okay with "shrill" here?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

or maybe it's name isn't "Bear" and he didn't know she was talking to him.

 

[NCCommish]

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

or maybe it's name isn't "Bear" and he didn't know she was talking to him.

"I don't know who that Bear guy is but I wish he'd stop doing whatever is making her screech."

 

[belljr]

She sounds lovely

 

[krista4]

Just here to compliment you on an excellent thread title.

 

[Hilts]

That bear is my hero.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Totally hoping for a sex tape with her and that bear

 

[Barry]

"Bear! Bear! BEAR! Stop that, Bear!"

"My name's Dennis"

i didn't know you were called Dennis

 

[Scoresman]

What an annoying ####. That shrieking voice makes my #### turn inside out.

Was hoping that bear would walk over and donkey punch her.

 

[cockroach]

Pretty sure the bear doesn't understand screaming English, you dolt.

or maybe it's name isn't "Bear" and he didn't know she was talking to him.

I've watched a lot of documentaries and shows on the Alaskan wilderness and bears and stuff and "HEY BEAR!", is something I think they're trained to say as sort of a means of hazing the bear and letting them know you're not prey.

 

[sbonomo]

that lady was a complete idiot....Wow, i would hate to be around her for any amount of time.

 

[MikeIke]

After hearing her voice, I was really hoping the "nom nom nom" would have been the bear on her skull.

Leaving disappointed...

 

[Hoh]

Would love to hear what Morgan Freeman could do with that script.

 

[Eminence]

Love that bear.

 

[Insein]

OMG,

 

[Otis]

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

 

[Otis]

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

I'm so so sorry gb

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just here to compliment you on an excellent thread title.

 

[culdeus]

Rules

 

[jhib]

Geez, I thought you guys had to be exaggerating at least a little bit about the woman and her voice. I was very, very wrong.

 

[tri-man 47]

Made me think of her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPO43kCh3_c

 

[shuke]

Such a funny video.

But it's totally a fake voice-over, right?

 

[culdeus]

Such a funny video.

But it's totally a fake voice-over, right?

It's real to me dammit

 

[pats3in4]

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

Bear! Bear! BEAR! Why can't you get a first down? Why are you punting again? Bear!

 

[Cheese and Crackers]

Never rooted for a bear so hard.

I do it every Sunday and end up disappointed.

Bear! Bear! BEAR! Why can't you get a first down? Why are you punting again? Bear!

Bear! Bear! It's late September, why haven't you won a game yet?