Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

[EYLive]

CheeseChat: Deactivate

 

[gianmarco]

WeatherChat > CheeseChat

 

[gianmarco]

Needs more WooChat.

 

[bud29]

You realize those stories are made up, right?

If this was fake, he'd have hit it by page 9.

 

[pantherclub]

If this was fake, he'd have hit it by page 9.

I dont think its fake per se but I think at some point he realized he was in over his head and is throwing his life line in.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

BTW, what do you think of her kids...well-behaved, terrors?

From what I've seen of them hanging out on the porch outside, they seem well-behaved. As well-behaved as a 5 and 8yo can be, anyway. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

How's the ex and her family?

all still in hospital but stable

thanks for asking

 

[sbonomo]

I can see that I have some reading to do when I finally slow down at work.  

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Chatted this evening. Her dogs love me. The little girl loves the roller blades. Good chat. However, Friday is off the table because her parents are coming in. May try for Sunday. TIA for the #####ing and complaining. 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I missed this thread until now. If I read the OP and the last 3 pages, did I miss anything important? I'll need to know how to advise our friend Colonel Jessup when the first fence line shot gets fired. 

But he'll have to ask me nicely. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I missed this thread until now. If I read the OP and the last 3 pages, did I miss anything important? I'll need to know how to advise our friend Colonel Jessup when the first fence line shot gets fired. 

But he'll have to ask me nicely. 

didn't really miss anything other than some :flex: jokes, some raucous cheese discussion, and just a sprinkling of weather talk

 

[pantherclub]

Chatted this evening. Her dogs love me. The little girl loves the roller blades. Good chat. However, Friday is off the table because her parents are coming in. May try for Sunday. TIA for the #####ing and complaining. 

Its falling apart isnt it?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Its falling apart isnt it?

Not yet, GB.  She was still friendly when chatting. It's still going to happen, just won't be Friday, and I already have plans for Saturday, so Sunday is the next earliest time. Such is life when kids are involved. 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

didn't really miss anything other than some :flex: jokes, some raucous cheese discussion, and just a sprinkling of weather talk

OK. I'm in. 

 

[In The Zone]

Not sure I like the direction this story has taken. I was hoping to finish by page 35, now it seems that's been pushed back to page 278

I finished a few times now. Once for every comparison pic. 

 

[belljr]

But do you love her puppies?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

But do you love her puppies?

they ARE pretty sweet  

 

[RokNRole]

You put on the Gilroy right?

 

[RokNRole]

they ARE pretty sweet  

Furry?

 

[Cybergeek]

I'm right there with you, brother; going through a divorce and looking for a new relationship.  A long term connection is the priority, not sex.  Do things at your own pace for yourself and your family...not to titillate some bored, middle-aged men on a message board.  

Hey! I'm not that bored .... I mean I'm not that old .... I mean .... 

OK. I'm living vicariously through the actions of the good Colonel.  

 

[Cybergeek]

I'm right there with you, brother; going through a divorce and looking for a new relationship.  A long term connection is the priority, not sex.  Do things at your own pace for yourself and your family...not to titillate some bored, middle-aged men on a message board.  

 

[arrow1]

Chatted this evening. Her dogs love me. The little girl loves the roller blades. Good chat. However, Friday is off the table because her parents are coming in. May try for Sunday. TIA for the #####ing and complaining. 

Invite yourself over to meet her parents

 

[E-Z Glider]

Invite yourself over to meet her parents

That would be weird. Just show up unannounced and ask her father for his permission to propose. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

didn't really miss anything other than some :flex: jokes, some raucous cheese discussion, and just a sprinkling of weather talk

So the blue fuzzy vibrator does not even make the cut. :(

 

[DocHolliday]

OK. I'm in. 

Do yourself a favor and start from the beginning.  It is not even close to one of your stories but it is still entertaining. 

I have a feeling the ending to this is going to be very anti-climatic. 

 

[arrow1]

That would be weird. Just show up unannounced and ask her father for his permission to propose. 

Wearing a Batman outfit

 

[NutterButter]

That would be weird. Just show up unannounced and ask her father for his permission to propose. 

Where's the passion in that?  You need to wait until they're eating dinner and barge in, get down on one knee and propose.  Hopefully its raining so that you'll be soaking wet.

 

[Tom Servo]

@Evilgrin 72 I think our hero needs some metal recommendations for his BBQ. Hair metal is a must when wooing a chick, is it not? Cinderella, White Lion...

 

[Johnny Rock]

Why isn't Sunday confirmed if Friday and Saturday are out? If Friday and Saturday were discussed as out, why no number to work out details later?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

@Evilgrin 72 I think our hero needs some metal recommendations for his BBQ. Hair metal is a must when wooing a chick, is it not? Cinderella, White Lion...

Slayer FTW.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Why isn't Sunday confirmed if Friday and Saturday are out? If Friday and Saturday were discussed as out, why no number to work out details later?

Will try to do that today if I see her. She had company (female, you animals) show up as we were talking, so I said we'll discuss later, as she had to get to her company, and both kids and both dogs were running wild in her driveway. 

 

[Cybergeek]

Any given Sunday.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Will try to do that today if I see her. She had company (female, you animals) show up as we were talking, so I said we'll discuss later, as she had to get to her company, and both kids and both dogs were running wild in her driveway. 

Friend was there to size you up.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Friend was there to size you up.

And the dogs were there to sniff his balls.

 

[Kanil]

Rating/Celeb comparison for friend?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

And the dogs were there to sniff his balls.

He should have been packing a couple of snausages in his underwear.  I always do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M95_PhCYDEw

 

[NutterButter]

If this wasn't the opening weekend of college football, this bbq would be the highlight

 

[Johnny Rock]

Rating/Celeb comparison for friend?

Marisa Tomei

 

[Kanil]

Marisa Tomei

I thought that was the neighbor?  Was the friend a twin?  This is getting much better.  Can't wait for next Friday.

 

[Megaton]

Marisa Tomei

I will need picture verification for this one.  Loved Marisa in My cousin Vinnie.  

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Marisa Tomei

I think he meant her friend that showed up...

Rating/Celeb comparison for friend?

didn't get a close look at her, but maybe this?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

This actually is not a comparison I had thought of, but might be the best example. This pic, but a little younger and 'happier' face. 

I will need picture verification for this one.  Loved Marisa in My cousin Vinnie.  

see above

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Sorry that I haven't checked in for awhile.  Has there been penetration yet?

 

[Megaton]

Sorry that I haven't checked in for awhile.  Has there been penetration yet?

Absolutely, but not by our BBQer. 

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Absolutely, but not by our BBQer. 

Somebody else's warm meat went in her buns?

 

[James Daulton]

Why isn't Sunday confirmed if Friday and Saturday are out? If Friday and Saturday were discussed as out, why no number to work out details later?

Gotta check and see how well the European and American models are lined up for good weather.  Can't take a chance on there even being a potential for precipitation or NRJ is out of there.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

HURRICANE WARNINGS!!!1!~  

 

[offdee]

HURRICANE WARNINGS!!!1!~  

What's next... a cheese recall?!?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

He should have been packing a couple of snausages in his underwear.  I always do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M95_PhCYDEw

Always a good move.

As a side note, I have watched both the Ox and Yams eat a Snausage.  And a Beggin' Strip.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Somebody else's warm meat went in her buns?

If I can plagiarize myself.... he should tell her at the BBQ : "Welcome to my BBQ.  Now lie down and I'll throw my meat on your grill."