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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

Nathan R. Jessep said:
tl;dr: Sunday: CONFIRMED

We talked for 15-20 minutes this evening. She actually engaged me in conversation first this time. Her kids were outside with her on her porch. Mine soon came outside to snoop, I think. But it ended up with all 4 kids in my yard having a gymnastics/dancing/stunt competition and she and I just standing there chit-chatting and laughing at the circus taking place in my yard.  We discuss weekend plans and I toss out Sunday as an option for the BBQ, and she says that will be great. We chat a little more, and then it was getting dark, so we all said good night and went inside. About 2 minutes later, I hear a faint knock on my front door. I open the door and her 5yo is standing there all by herself holding her hand out to give me something. I open my hand and she places one shiny penny in my hand and says in her tiny yet confident little voice "this is for your daughter" then another penny and says "this is for your brother" (she meant son ) and then a nickel (for me) and then she proceeded to turn and run full speed back to her house. I yelled "thank you" then saw her mom on the porch waiting for her and she laughs and says "she wanted to bring y'all money." Good grief. Maybe the cutest thing I've ever seen. 

I thought the FFA would appreciate the pennies.  Also I wonder to myself is this chick trying to charm ME, via her 5yo?! :lol:  
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Pic with the penny or it didn't happen.

 
Finally, we are getting this thing moving.  This is going well and our hero is going to be nailing this woman within a week.  Divorced women know what they want and take it even if their target is worried about rain drops. 

 
I envision her inviting him over for coffee the following weekend when she doesn't have the kids... taking him down to the basemend where she pulls back a curtain to reveal a wall of leather, whips, ball gags, and an assortment of shackles. 

Cut to Monday and hero is checking in from the hospital with a fractured pelvis, talking about how it's the best weekend of his life. 

 
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Are you going to show her this thread once you two are married as proof that you knew she was the one from when you first saw her?

 
Spin said:
Are you going to show her this thread once you two are married as proof that you knew she was the one from when you first saw her?
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Actually part of @Otis business model to monetize the FFA after acquiring it last year includes a "thread ransom" program where threads are locked and put in the invisible test forum until a donation is made. It's kinda brilliant. 

@General Malaise has a monthly wire set up to keep GMTAN running smoothly. 

 

 
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I envision her inviting him over for coffee the following weekend when she doesn't have the kids... taking him down to the basemend where she pulls back a curtain to reveal a wall of leather, whips, ball gags, and an assortment of shackles. 

Cut to Monday and hero is checking in from the hospital with a fractured pelvis, talking about how it's the best weekend of his life. 
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:subscribed  :popcorn: :bag: :

 
[icon] said:
Actually part of @Otis business model to monetize the FFA after acquiring it last year includes a "thread ransom" program where threads are locked and put in the invisible test forum until a donation is made. It's kinda brilliant. 

@General Malaise has a monthly wire set up to keep GMTAN running smoothly. 

 
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I'm starting an early adopters program with preferred pricing.  Be on the lookout.

- O

 
By the way, Jessup, now is the time to shave your pubes into "eyebrows" and buy some stick-on googly eyes to affix beneath them.  Turn your junk into Gonzo from the Muppet Show.  That #### is fun for the whole family.

 
ChiefD said:
Well done. Now we have something to look forward on a holiday weekend.  :thumbup:

Now, if you don't at least get tongue on Sunday, you're fired as a man.
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Hell at this point if he figures out how to slip his tongue around those cookies I'll be jumping for joy.

 
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