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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

cstu said:
Yes, a high pressure system has penetrated southern Louisiana...if you know what I mean.
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Wholly crap.  Jesup I did not know you were in LA!  I then looked at your profile and our birthdays, down to year, are 2 days apart!!!  I think we can be besties 4 evr now!!!

With that crap out of the way.  BBQ sounds great.  Maybe offer to watch the Tigers play or who dats?

Another way to show interest is when there is a storm in the gulf go and ask her if she has everything she needs and offer for her to come over if things get rough etc....

Gl

 
Bet that hurricane is sure going to blow some grilled meat on her plate, if you know what I mean!

[SIZE=8pt]Did I do that right?[/SIZE]

 
If she is new to the LA area, she might be scared ****less of this hurricane. This is a perfect time to chloroform her and stick her in your basement.  

 
ragin> sup

DISCLAIMER: I'm not in South LA, and in no danger of a hurricane scenario. But do not let that deter you from more weather shtick. At least we've stopped talking about cheese. 

 
James Daulton said:
Sure.  But were those panties anybody really wanted dropped?  Slayer fan?  Don't think so.
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No shtick, I went to the Slayer show at Bonnaroo 2015.  Was on the edge of the pit, but not in it.  This absurdly gorgeous girl comes up, couldn't have been more than 5'2", 100 lbs, booty shorts, topless, backward hat.  She moshed for a solid 15 minutes.  It was one of the most awe-inspiring (and mesmerizing) things I have ever seen.

 
tl;dr: Sunday: CONFIRMED

We talked for 15-20 minutes this evening. She actually engaged me in conversation first this time. Her kids were outside with her on her porch. Mine soon came outside to snoop, I think. But it ended up with all 4 kids in my yard having a gymnastics/dancing/stunt competition and she and I just standing there chit-chatting and laughing at the circus taking place in my yard.  We discuss weekend plans and I toss out Sunday as an option for the BBQ, and she says that will be great. We chat a little more, and then it was getting dark, so we all said good night and went inside. About 2 minutes later, I hear a faint knock on my front door. I open the door and her 5yo is standing there all by herself holding her hand out to give me something. I open my hand and she places one shiny penny in my hand and says in her tiny yet confident little voice "this is for your daughter" then another penny and says "this is for your brother" (she meant son ) and then a nickel (for me) and then she proceeded to turn and run full speed back to her house. I yelled "thank you" then saw her mom on the porch waiting for her and she laughs and says "she wanted to bring y'all money." Good grief. Maybe the cutest thing I've ever seen. 

I thought the FFA would appreciate the pennies.  Also I wonder to myself is this chick trying to charm ME, via her 5yo?! :lol:  

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
tl;dr: Sunday: CONFIRMED

We talked for 15-20 minutes this evening. She actually engaged me in conversation first this time. Her kids were outside with her on her porch. Mine soon came outside to snoop, I think. But it ended up with all 4 kids in my yard having a gymnastics/dancing/stunt competition and she and I just standing there chit-chatting and laughing at the circus taking place in my yard.  We discuss weekend plans and I toss out Sunday as an option for the BBQ, and she says that will be great. We chat a little more, and then it was getting dark, so we all said good night and went inside. About 2 minutes later, I hear a faint knock on my front door. I open the door and her 5yo is standing there all by herself holding her hand out to give me something. I open my hand and she places one shiny penny in my hand and says in her tiny yet confident little voice "this is for your daughter" then another penny and says "this is for your brother" (she meant son ) and then a nickel (for me) and then she proceeded to turn and run full speed back to her house. I yelled "thank you" then saw her mom on the porch waiting for her and she laughs and says "she wanted to bring y'all money." Good grief. Maybe the cutest thing I've ever seen. 

I thought the FFA would appreciate the pennies.  Also I wonder to myself is this chick trying to charm ME, via her 5yo?! :lol:  
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Send your kids over with a dime and have them say, "My dad says you are a ten"

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
tl;dr: Sunday: CONFIRMED

We talked for 15-20 minutes this evening. She actually engaged me in conversation first this time. Her kids were outside with her on her porch. Mine soon came outside to snoop, I think. But it ended up with all 4 kids in my yard having a gymnastics/dancing/stunt competition and she and I just standing there chit-chatting and laughing at the circus taking place in my yard.  We discuss weekend plans and I toss out Sunday as an option for the BBQ, and she says that will be great. We chat a little more, and then it was getting dark, so we all said good night and went inside. About 2 minutes later, I hear a faint knock on my front door. I open the door and her 5yo is standing there all by herself holding her hand out to give me something. I open my hand and she places one shiny penny in my hand and says in her tiny yet confident little voice "this is for your daughter" then another penny and says "this is for your brother" (she meant son ) and then a nickel (for me) and then she proceeded to turn and run full speed back to her house. I yelled "thank you" then saw her mom on the porch waiting for her and she laughs and says "she wanted to bring y'all money." Good grief. Maybe the cutest thing I've ever seen. 

I thought the FFA would appreciate the pennies.  Also I wonder to myself is this chick trying to charm ME, via her 5yo?! :lol:  
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Gurgle

 
Also I wonder to myself is this chick trying to charm ME, via her 5yo?!
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You're not naive enough to think it was her 5 year old's idea to bring over cookies are you?  She's been sizing you up from day one.

 
cstu said:
You're not naive enough to think it was her 5 year old's idea to bring over cookies are you?  She's been sizing you up from day one.
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Or the kids bringing over $... She obviously knew what they were doing and if she wasn't that much into you, they wouldn't have showed up at your door with this cutesy gesture..

 
cstu said:
You're not naive enough to think it was her 5 year old's idea to bring over cookies are you?  She's been sizing you up from day one.
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And the old ugly couple next door too? (He confirmed earlier that they took cookies to other neighbors too) 

 
offdee said:
And the old ugly couple next door too? (He confirmed earlier that they took cookies to other neighbors too) 
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If I know Marisa like I think I do, she's wily enough to send cookies to multiple neighbors during the first interaction. This is one smooth, calculating lady we are talking about here. She's not going tip her entire hand on day one. Not if she's hoping to bag a cat like the Colonel. 

 
She is tired of waiting around for you to move on to the next step. 

Good luck. 

 
I'm worried they think you're poor.

"mommy why do the neighbors wear non-designer t shirts?"

"not everybody can afford the same clothes as Az Ron, sweetie"

"would it be okay if I gave them some of my lemonade stand money?"

 
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I am touched by the AZ Ron thread and this one. Just in completely different ways.

And in light of the 5 year old story, I think the line from Swingers applies: "NRJ, you are so money, and you don't even know it!"

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
tl;dr: Sunday: CONFIRMED

We talked for 15-20 minutes this evening. She actually engaged me in conversation first this time. Her kids were outside with her on her porch. Mine soon came outside to snoop, I think. But it ended up with all 4 kids in my yard having a gymnastics/dancing/stunt competition and she and I just standing there chit-chatting and laughing at the circus taking place in my yard.  We discuss weekend plans and I toss out Sunday as an option for the BBQ, and she says that will be great. We chat a little more, and then it was getting dark, so we all said good night and went inside. About 2 minutes later, I hear a faint knock on my front door. I open the door and her 5yo is standing there all by herself holding her hand out to give me something. I open my hand and she places one shiny penny in my hand and says in her tiny yet confident little voice "this is for your daughter" then another penny and says "this is for your brother" (she meant son ) and then a nickel (for me) and then she proceeded to turn and run full speed back to her house. I yelled "thank you" then saw her mom on the porch waiting for her and she laughs and says "she wanted to bring y'all money." Good grief. Maybe the cutest thing I've ever seen. 

I thought the FFA would appreciate the pennies.  Also I wonder to myself is this chick trying to charm ME, via her 5yo?! :lol:  
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The two pennies to your kids but not to you symbolize Marissa's two cents that you ain't gettin' any.

 
After getting the coins you should've yelled back across the street "you should really put this toward new gutters!" 

 
Well done. Now we have something to look forward on a holiday weekend.  :thumbup:

Now, if you don't at least get tongue on Sunday, you're fired as a man.

 
Sounds like schtick from a purse message board?  Let me flash the Otis symbol in the sky to call on his help in our time of need.

 
CurlyNight said:
Or the kids bringing over $... She obviously knew what they were doing and if she wasn't that much into you, they wouldn't have showed up at your door with this cutesy gesture..
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:goodposting:

Mom doesn't like you? Kids get shot down when they suggest the idea (I have no doubts it was the kid's idea).

You've definitely got your foot in the door. Proceed with cautious optimism. Sunday should be a good time. 

 
Don't blow it this Sunday by putting Kraft singles on your burgers. 

 
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